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On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we bring on David Simmons, Jaime's brother and play an intimacy building game: wrong answers only edition. We find out the craziest run ins with the law, how to properly serenade a man, and chat shit about parents, growing up, and why we think narcissists should be in zoos. ATTN FILTHY FUCKING STONERS!: We invested all our savings into a new home studio so we can get DOPE guests on the pod for y'all, so please check us out on YouTube for our video episodes!! thank you love youCLICK IT YOU LITTLE SLUThttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJQM4wiBSLHuytbGy-H_cOg
This week we ask all the important questions:Is Jaime able to arch her back in doggy?Do the holidays make us horny?Do women get post nut clarity?Can Emily stick her legs over her head? (SEE FOR YOURSELF ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL)What names are white bread names?Will Emily ruin roommate/bff/business partner code & fuck Jaime's brother?Would we like german accents in dirty talk?and much much more.. ATTN FILTHY FUCKING STONERS!: We invested all our savings into a new home studio so we can get DOPE guests on the pod for y'all, so please check us out on YouTube for our video episodes!! thank you love youCLICK IT YOU LITTLE SLUThttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJQM4wiBSLHuytbGy-H_cOg
Big Mac n' Anal Beads

Big Mac n' Anal Beads

2022-11-1501:04:03

On today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, comedian Mac Lawson pops into the studio to get down and dirty with the ladies. Join us as we talk anal beads, why Jaime + Mac are opposites in bed, and how making jokes out of pain can create beauty. Check out the lovely Mac on social media: https://www.instagram.com/bigmaclawson/?hl=enFind 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
On this week's VERY high episode, the ladies discuss tripping on weed, the end of Jaime's CELIBACY, why Emily calls men in bed "baby," and things you shouldn't say in hospitals. Find 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
Spooky Scary Sluts

Spooky Scary Sluts

2022-11-0145:45

HAPPPYYY HALLOWEEN, YOU FILTHY FUCKING STONERS!! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt on this day after Halloween! On this episode, are the girls losing their minds? We talk the scariest subjects....taxes, commitment, APA format, AND  Slenderman??! Jaime reveals a childhood secret, and Emily gets shamed for her "allergy." Find 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
Missed Connections

Missed Connections

2022-10-2551:23

Y'all remember craigslist missed connections? Well, on another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies connect cross country as Jaime is in LA + Emily is back home. They chat iconic craigslist missed connections, dating red flags, and a surprise guest appearance from a dear friend of ours!Find 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
To F*ck or Not to F*ck

To F*ck or Not to F*ck

2022-10-1848:05

This week's update is one for the books. Are Emily + Jaime going to stop smoking? Have they found their reason to break celibacy? Does Jaime have a roster? Find out all this and more on this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt.  Find 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
This week the girls update you on the last few weeks.. Did our lives fall apart during mercury in retrograde? Did Mr. Robotongue fuck someone in NY while Jaime was on work trips? How do you tell if it's anxiety or your intuition?  Should your friends listen to your podcast??? The girls dive into stand-up, podcasting, & Miami's Marcello Hernandez who just started on NBC's SNL!! Find 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
Yes, We Kink Shamed.

Yes, We Kink Shamed.

2022-09-2752:31

On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, Jaime + Emily bring on the hilarious, beautiful Priscilla Sidney. We chat about Priscilla's musophobia, ask the hard hitting question; are kangaroos the rat of the marsupial community, find out how much we would do for....very little money, and Priscilla reprimands the ladies for kink shaming. All this and more on a wacky, waving, crazy episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt.Find 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Priscilla on socials: https://www.instagram.com/itssyagirlp/Find Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the Queen is dead! Jaime + Emily chat shit about butt sluts, as the ladies plan a colonoscopy post-Ryan Reynold's cancer scare, the challenges of learning a new language, and why gaslighting your children can lead to incredible results. Find 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies bond over shared types in men, discover their new favourite sex act, chat about what tf happened with Jaime's eye, and reminisce on the wild, hilarious, and often terrifying tv show, 1,000 Ways to Die. Find 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we start off with a list of Urban Dictionary's finest sex acts, find out what a Spicy Gringo is, how much it'd cost for Emily to kick a dude in the balls, what color kool-aid to use in a Mississippi Birdbath, and why getting spanked as a child can lead to a kinky adult. We face off against 15 sheep, an insect apocalypse, and debate animal rights. (Someone call PETA.) Find out who Jaime's flirting with, and why the ladies are contemplating breaking celibacy. Find 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
This week the girls are joined for a second time by singer-songwriter (and Jaime's younger sister),  Tyler47.  Tyler47 freestyle raps about her boyfriend's colon and talks about how Danny Devito made their sex life better.  Jaime and Tyler dish all the tea about their high school experience. The girls discuss A LOT and answer a lot of questions burning on everyone's mind.. Would we fall victim to Stockholm syndrome if we were kidnapped?Why do parents give middle schoolers drugs at sleepovers?Do Jaime & Tyler give good head because of their mom? Why was Andrew Tate cancelled from the internet?Did Vampire Diaries groom us to want toxic sex?Which military branch is the hottest?You're going to want to be HIGH for this episode. So light up and enjoy the chaos of this wild ASS podcast.instagram.com/tyyler47instagram.com/loudemilyinstagram.com/thejaimeleeshow
Well, guys, we never thought it would come to this, but we might be taking a tolerance break. Tune in next week to see if we last...On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we re-evaluate the need for stoner friends, discuss whether or not you can have threesomes once the sun starts rising, the hot new term for vag wedgies, and how Emily wants to be put down once she's past her prime. Find 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
HAPPPPPY TUESDAY, YOU FILTHY FUCKING STONERS! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt with special guest, Patikayy (@Patryciakayy,) our favorite stoner content creator, tiktoker, and unicorn! Pati announces her recent divorce, chats about narcissistic relationships, and dishes on her technique to get a narcissist let you leave. Plus, a shocking attack she sustained on a date, and her SHITTY matchmaking experience.Find Patikayy on social media: https://www.instagram.com/patryciakayy/?hl=enFind 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies bring on Dejaun Butler (DCut), a  former NFL player, current strength + conditioning coach for Jake Paul, and an all around personality, and 2-time 2 Girls 1 Blunt guest, Tori Green, host of the Tea with Tori podcast. The two make one damn good power couple, and we bring them on to discuss how how to get a man to commit, as DCut lays it down on how to not fumble the bag and get your girl. Tori Green gives us the complete other perspective for the ladies, and you get to see the power couple discussing how their relationship came to fruition and has continued to thrive from both sides. Find DCut on socials: https://www.instagram.com/piccsix/Find Tori Green on socials: https://www.instagram.com/tori212green/https://www.teawithtori.comFind 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies have on the hilarious, raunchy, and just plain DIRTY, Randy Valerio. A comedian, internet sensation, and host of the Ready Set Blow Podcast, Randy comes to the studio and schools the ladies on why he doesn't fuck with Daddy kinks,  how hate will bring about world peace, that one time he BROUGHT drugs into Columbia, and his opinion on whether or not all barbershops are fronts. FIND MORE OF RANDY: https://www.instagram.com/randyvalerio/?hl=enhttps://www.instagram.com/readysetblowpodcast/?hl=enFind 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
Welcome back to part 2 with 2 Girls 1 Blunt! On this week's episode, we dive into our wild bender post-Jaime's break up. Follow us as we weave a tale of shrooms, bro-ing out on yachts, and find out which single Hollywood men eat pussy.Find 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
Welcome back to another Tuesday with 2 Girls 1 Blunt. On this week's episode, Emily and Jaime talk about their experience road tripping to Lawrenceville, GA for Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded Comedy Festival featuring Mark Normand, Nikki Glaser, Joey Coco Diaz, Big Jay Oakerson, Brian Simpson, and Shane Gillis. The girls also spill all the tea on Jaime Lee's breakup, why Jaime should be hired by the FBI because she caught a CHEATER, the tea about Mr. Robotongue, and why having Snapchat is a red flag.Find 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
On this week's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies bring on Gabby Lamb, a content creator, podcaster, and a hilarious stand-up comedian. We get into the nitty gritty of the wildest stories Gabby's ever heard, why Tiktok is the new web MD, talk about skull fucking, and why we couldn't be school shOOters. Today's episode is brought to you by Freeze Pipe - For bongs, pipes, bubblers, dab rigs & more visit:  https://www.thefreezepipe.com and use code 2G1B for 10% off your first order. Find Gabby on social media: https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcahttps://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/?hl=enFind 2G1B on social media:https://kite.link/2girls1bluntpodFind Jaime + Emily on socials:https://www.instagram.com/thejaimeleeshow/https://linqapp.com/jaimeleesimmons/https://instagram.com/loudemilyhttps://hoo.be/loudemilyAs always, we appreciate your support! If you could leave a glowing review on Apple Podcasts, that would be greatly appreciated!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
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