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Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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Emetophobia

Emetophobia

2024-07-2302:29:25

Originally Aired July 23, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Famous people who tried to make it to the Olympics. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Cybertrucks. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Butt Plug Bingo

Butt Plug Bingo

2024-07-2202:33:57

Originally Aired July 22, 2024: Dr. P answers health questions. Barfing lions and depressed bears, oh my! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Swing-A-Thon.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hell on Wheels

Hell on Wheels

2024-07-1902:32:44

Originally Aired July 19, 2024: Who Dis Part 2. Would you know Glen Powell if you were banging him? Everything you've ever wanted to know about private dick. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wisconsin Vodka Party

Wisconsin Vodka Party

2024-07-1802:25:20

Originally Aired July 18, 2024: Feeling Blu. College Football 25 slaps. Everything you've ever wanted to know about raviolios. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Genetic Lottery

The Genetic Lottery

2024-07-1702:31:38

Originally Aired July 17, 2024: HEAD! Drunks can be heroes too. Everything you've ever wanted to know about why your second marriage will fall.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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2024-07-1602:26:461

Originally Aired July 16, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Is using an emoji in a text a must? Everything you've ever wanted to know about bug bombs.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dorks, Dorks, Dorks

Dorks, Dorks, Dorks

2024-07-1502:28:27

Originally Aired July 15, 2024: The one person who ruins everything. Fictional TV dogs. Everything you ever wanted to know about skibidi! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Armored Balls

Armored Balls

2024-07-1202:31:32

Originally Aired July 12, 2024: Dad Fights 167: Retired Jerseys Edition. Pimp your mom's ride...penis modifications. Everything you've ever wanted to know about naked heroes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Us Your Tan Lines

Show Us Your Tan Lines

2024-07-1102:27:53

Originally Aired July 11, 2024: Ideas for newly single people. Strippers really do love you. Everything you want to know about Blow-zo the clown! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
18 Feet

18 Feet

2024-07-1002:28:232

Originally Aired July 10, 2024: The London tree humper. Doggie dinger. Everything you've ever wanted to know about poop pop.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Butt Margaritas

Butt Margaritas

2024-07-0902:36:23

Originally Aired July 9, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanted to know about being swallowed alive by a massive python.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
HAMS IS BACK!

HAMS IS BACK!

2024-07-0802:36:53

Dr. P Jesus answers your health questions. Opening beer with an alligator mouth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cheesing cars. Originally aired Monday, July 8, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 5, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
("Best Of"):  Armpit Crabs

("Best Of"): Armpit Crabs

2024-07-0402:23:30

Originally Aired July 4, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 3, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 2, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired July 1, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ultimate Eff-Off Day

Ultimate Eff-Off Day

2024-06-2802:33:22

Originally Aired June 28, 2024: Special Guests Belinda Jensen and Julie Nelson. Hurting yourself while on vacation. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Brazilian herpes.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Vagenda

Vagenda

2024-06-2702:34:55

Originally Aired June 27, 2024: Sucking tuna through a straw! Kissing crazy people. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your boss spying on you. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Reckless Randy

Reckless Randy

2024-06-2602:28:29

Originally Aired June 26, 2024: Lying to children. Tossing Tarantulas. Everything you've ever wanted to know about naked road rage.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Comments (14)

Adam Balogh

i just now discovered this... i have a good feeling about this group of people!!! 😁😁😁😁

Mar 31st
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Doug Dennington

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Jan 4th
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Doug Dennington

Do these people understand the meaning of an endorsement? At no point during the discussion did anyone, especially Dana, mention the name of the business, the name of the doctor, and the "great work they performed!", or how about the clinical term for the procedure; they just kept calling it "a procedure". Simply WOW.

Oct 7th
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Doug Dennington

When two 50 year old men spend half an hour talking about masturbation with a 20 something year old girl, I think I'll tune out and tune in to the new KQ morning show.

May 3rd
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Doug Dennington

Dana should be referred to as the reiterator of the show because most of his input is just reiterating what someone else has just said. each time he does it, in my mind I hear a voice that whispers... reiterator. it's crunchworthy to say the least

Sep 23rd
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Doug Dennington

Nick, you said leg. Dave Mustaine came off like a pompous A-hole

Sep 9th
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Lynne Cerillo

Lol yep everyday

Jul 27th
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Zach Gall

Infected genital peircings.

Jan 21st
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Andy Schendel

yep

Nov 27th
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David

Anybody else use this app for this morning show?

Nov 22nd
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