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Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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Pizzle Rot

Pizzle Rot

2024-08-3002:39:28

Originally Aired August 30, 2024: Our veterinary expert Dr. Andrea answers pet questions from listeners. From child star to panty sniffer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about horny dolphins.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Turn Your Head and Cough

Turn Your Head and Cough

2024-08-2902:30:52

Originally Aired August 29, 2024: Janel Klein and C Willi Myles, a friendship broken? Who Dis!? Everything you've ever wanted to know about George Frideric Handel.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Other Yard Waste

Other Yard Waste

2024-08-2802:28:28

Originally Aired August 28, 2024: Janel Klein is Minnesota's hottest bad girl. Crash course in brain surgery. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Automobile-related urinary adventures.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Anti-Bucket List

Anti-Bucket List

2024-08-2702:32:33

Originally Aired August 27, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. You wanna smoke bruh!?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about why the Green Bay Packers suck.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Casting Couch

Casting Couch

2024-08-2602:37:201

Originally Aired August 26, 2024: Disgusting college living conditions. Dana's rubber nipples. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the husband calling contest.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Toilet Snake

Toilet Snake

2024-08-2302:36:21

Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. The great pizza scam of 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about python bites to the nuts. Originally aired Friday, August 23, 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
State Fair Opening Day

State Fair Opening Day

2024-08-2202:26:21

Cubby's greatest fear. Can your underwear get you pregnant? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the guy who's banging your mom. Originally aired Thursday, August 22, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kentucky Meat Shower

Kentucky Meat Shower

2024-08-2102:29:13

Originally Aired August 21, 2024: Effin' around and finding out. Meth burgers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fur burgers.     Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
93 Xcrament

93 Xcrament

2024-08-2002:34:09

Originally Aired August 20, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Comedian C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what's in your mouth.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hangxiety

Hangxiety

2024-08-1902:26:10

Originally Aired August 19, 2024: Surveying the wreckage of the massive concert weekend. BB Gun Bayonets. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the fall 93X booze cruise.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Creed Bomb

Creed Bomb

2024-08-1602:32:45

Originally Aired August 16, 2024: Dr Andrea answers your pet questions. Too plump to pump. Everything you wanted to know about Library Girl.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feces Face

Feces Face

2024-08-1502:29:31

Originally Aired August 15, 2024: Dumb school rules. Why are you hitting yourself? Everything you ever wanted to know about Minnesota's most badass 8-year-old.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Spider Butt

Spider Butt

2024-08-1402:28:53

Originally Aired August 14, 2024: TV workplaces you'd love to work at. What fun items were stolen from a sex shop? Everything you've ever wanted to know about chess poisonings.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired August 13, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired August 12, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired August 9, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who Dis? Part 3

Who Dis? Part 3

2024-08-0802:32:171

Originally Aired August 8, 2024: The yearbook baby. The underwear of a serial killer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about ball stains on a car.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Robo Dentist

Robo Dentist

2024-08-0702:28:14

Originally Aired August 7, 2024: Highspeed sandwich. Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating roadkill.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hit By Dick

Hit By Dick

2024-08-0602:29:13

Originally Aired August 6, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer! KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you want to know about dildo races.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Double-Barreled Dirt Star

Double-Barreled Dirt Star

2024-08-0502:37:301

Originally Aired August 5, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. A win for tiny penises. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an actual dumpster fire.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Comments (14)

Adam Balogh

i just now discovered this... i have a good feeling about this group of people!!! 😁😁😁😁

Mar 31st
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Doug Dennington

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Jan 4th
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Doug Dennington

Do these people understand the meaning of an endorsement? At no point during the discussion did anyone, especially Dana, mention the name of the business, the name of the doctor, and the "great work they performed!", or how about the clinical term for the procedure; they just kept calling it "a procedure". Simply WOW.

Oct 7th
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Doug Dennington

When two 50 year old men spend half an hour talking about masturbation with a 20 something year old girl, I think I'll tune out and tune in to the new KQ morning show.

May 3rd
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Doug Dennington

Dana should be referred to as the reiterator of the show because most of his input is just reiterating what someone else has just said. each time he does it, in my mind I hear a voice that whispers... reiterator. it's crunchworthy to say the least

Sep 23rd
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Doug Dennington

Nick, you said leg. Dave Mustaine came off like a pompous A-hole

Sep 9th
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Lynne Cerillo

Lol yep everyday

Jul 27th
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Zach Gall

Infected genital peircings.

Jan 21st
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Andy Schendel

yep

Nov 27th
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David

Anybody else use this app for this morning show?

Nov 22nd
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