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Athletico Mince

Athletico Mince
Author: Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson
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Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?
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Country music, run flat tyres, Lord Bamford, Lawro at Wimbledon, the BMLC, and Martin visits Roy. (Rec: 28/6/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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A country song, some nonsense pottery, a call to the showbiz centre, Lawro commentates, and Mr Sting visits the Beardsleys. (Rec: 31/5/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 50 to 64. (Rel: 19/10/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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Bob plays his cards right, topical comedy, a new Geordie Heat boss, Adrian joins in the ASMR, Martin visits Steve, and a snooker visit. (Rec: 30/4/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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Some high quality observing and remembering from episodes 15-31. (Rec: 31/8/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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Here’s a compilation of appearances by M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer, from episodes 81 to 94. (Rec: 24/6/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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A tale from the island, Eddie visits Peter, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, waiter ASMR, and Martin calls on Mr Sting. (Rec: 31/3/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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Mark Hughes updates the BMLC, a farming quiz, Lawro in Venezuela, Howe visits Hunt, and Dom’s fog egg. (Rec: 28/2/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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A tip upgrade, Geordie Heat, Martin’s new sidekick, waiter ASMR, and some unidents. (Rec: 28/1/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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A Hot Derek manager interception, festive Omsk, Martin visits Talksport, a quiz, unidents and more. (Rec: 26/11/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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Chocolate, country, group names, McCarthy v Pearson, mammals, Geordie Heat, a showbiz centre call, and Talksport. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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A chucked tin of peaches, Mark visits Peter, watching a fire, socks, East Or West, and lots more. (Rec: 28/10/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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A bit that might not have worked, unidents, Dom, Mr Sting’s graffiti, Adrian’s birthday, and pain relief. (Rec: 19/9/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episode 91 to 102. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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A lockdown poem, a Warhammer quiz, a Talksport tape, ‘Cash or Cheque’, a Slaughters/Hunt encounter, and the perfect unident? (Rec: 30/8/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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Some country music, a vague levy, a new Phil Jones trailer, a card game, Geordie Heat, and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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Here’s more of Steve and Casper’s crazy antics from episode 45 to 83… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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Peter’s rap, Geordie Heat, unidents, Steve and Wade, Dom’s beautiful song, and more. (Rec: 30/7/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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Lockdown Gary, England camp spying, a Beardsley update, and Lawro’s shapes. (Rec: 28/6/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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From episodes 75-88. A visit from Mark, how the Beardsley’s met, a visit to Carol’s sister, a trip to hospital, the gas man cometh, and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
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Tottenham Hotspur is complicit in corruption in South Africa. Vile, vile bunch of scumbags
Insane ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I was recently listening to this (Peter Beardsley Collection vol. 3) whilst reporting at my local Thai immigration office... Facemask on but tears streaming down my face and was getting a few stares from my fellow immigrants... Pulled myself together as my number was called but lost it again when the lady serving me turned to the intern who's nickname was Kai... As I'm sure you already know, 'Kai' is Thai for egg.
I was recently listening to this (Peter Beardsley Collection vol. 3) whilst reporting at my local Thai immigration office... Facemask on but tears streaming down my face and was getting a few stares from my fellow immigrants... Pulled myself together as my number was called but lost it again when the lady serving me turned to the intern who's nickname was Kai... As I'm sure you already know, 'Kai' is Thai for egg.
Steve McLarens convoy dj mix. https://youtu.be/D17JVMDmMoc
maybe the funniest podcast. whenever I'm fed up on it goes and it never fails to deliver.must have listened to each episode at least 3 times and when I'm done I'll start all over again.
That trailer! Oh my Jesus
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That William Hill add is doing my fookan head....
This must be the worst of Bob. Now, most of the Alderman characters and voices are fine but the talking about his body shape and the kissing stuff is just not amusing in any way imo. Are we hearing the final dregs of this podcast, one that I haved loved over and over again fck knows but the Alderman pish - let it go - and away.
You guys are gonna lose people. This episode was shite from start to finish. Where the fuck is Old Slapping Peter, The Saff African Gangbangers and yes we did get to love 'em oh and the Scottish girl ample if tit from Costa. It takes so long to get these episodes now and it wasn't worth the wait so come to fuck Andy and Bob "could do better" as it said on Andy's school report cards every fucking year. Paddy Gilroy
I'm gutted that's not a real website. I even checked 🤣
funniest thing iv ever heard.
so funny
There's only oneeee Petteeerrr Beardsleeeyyyyy!! Onee Peteerr Beardsleyyy!
which episode is it where they are talking about Sunderland til I die? just watched that series following this podcast and wanted to hear again what they said about it. unusual to hear a sincere bob hahhaha
which hut?!
cancelled!! due to the unfunny one
Dog dirt
My God this has cheers me up in Lockdown so much, Never laughed so much in my life. Putting the kids of their school work 🤣🤣🤣