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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
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We dedicate this episode to all the productbristas who shop online and inside the stores. No pun intended.
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This episode is full of Shrek Humor. Youth groups, you've been warned!
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Description: We're not sure who's at fault in most of these paint-and-sip debacles, but it's probably Jude Law.
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Jump 5 right into a gathering of Ricardo's apostles.
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Here lies Auston Powers.
Sex? Yes please!
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A kiss is the beginning of everything. -Nolene
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Don't discuss this episode too much, it might make Xandy sick.
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Is that Nana's bong or an empty Gatorade bottle?
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YEEEEOWWWW!
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Please don't be offended, wine freaks.
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It's interesting to look back how my views have changed since middle school.
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Welcome to another episode, we're your hosts LighthouseLover and HisExuberantGiraffe.
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This episode is dedicated to the Ferndale Pooper and the incredible service they provide.
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This week we learn what Christine thinks an erection sounds like!
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I've never been so nervous listening to an episode. my dad is a wedding dj. has been my entire 35+ years of life & no one can have a squeaky clean record right? 😊
u try so hard to be inclusive that your actually disrespecting everyone else that is not gay, trans, or black... I HAYE that you just want to jump on whatever bandwagon you deem is supposed to be correct Now. it is pathetic you people can't be ur selves
ii agree with Foxy pear or foxypair too. y r the gas chambers even there! tear em down! who wants to remember that shit!?
I agree with sandy actually? sorry but not sorry & who TF worried about tp during a pandemic... tjis world is fucked
I think Kevin Sorbo is who Christine was thinking of...
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yea... EXACTLY!!! STOP THE ILLEGALS!!!! STOP EMPLOYING & GIVING FREE MONEY TO THESE IMMIGRANTS!!!!!!
I might be really late to the game but I'm pretty sure Tmotb is the mark of the beast.
Christine has become wholly unlikable.
I'm black and we say high siddity all the time. It's usually an adjective for people who act like they're better than you.
THERE IS NO GENDER SPECTRUM... PATHETIC
Geico is owned by Berkshire Hathaway. Which is owened by Warren Buffet. An American. I always thought the Geico gecko was Australian?
I cant listen to any episodes any more. they just say there's an error playing it. I can listen to any other podcast no problems. Sad because I love this one.
funny thing..... lol. there is such thing as cat litter called Klitter. it's litter made from tofu 🤦♀️🤣
anyone else having an error playing/ downloading this episode?
I can't download episodes 20-45 😕 I've tried waiting until I can connect to my home WiFi but still won't download. Not sure if there's anything that can be done to resolve this but making you aware of this issue.
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