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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
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Ignore what he said in the episode, you can listen to Xandy's episode on Twisted & Uncorked now! https://open.spotify.com/episode/6j2w5w5Cm8jd6WGh4DSiwB?si=d2f4747cb9414e8f
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Get your tix for our Pittsburgh and Nashville shows!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
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Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.
Music by PSOVOD and tyops.
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Get your tix for our Pittsburgh and Nashville shows!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com
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Read more about the issues surrounding the Florida Man meme: https://www.washingtonpost.com/made-by-history/2022/09/14/florida-men-are-notorious-heres-where-meme-came/
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Fun fact: hot springs in Arkansas are an aphrodisiac!
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Messy self always.
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This episode is NOT brought to you by Big Beef.
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We apologize for what this episode does for Temu coffin sales.
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Ts and Ps for all the victims of the retail apocalypse.
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yea... EXACTLY!!! STOP THE ILLEGALS!!!! STOP EMPLOYING & GIVING FREE MONEY TO THESE IMMIGRANTS!!!!!!
I might be really late to the game but I'm pretty sure Tmotb is the mark of the beast.
Christine has become wholly unlikable.
I'm black and we say high siddity all the time. It's usually an adjective for people who act like they're better than you.
THERE IS NO GENDER SPECTRUM... PATHETIC
Geico is owned by Berkshire Hathaway. Which is owened by Warren Buffet. An American. I always thought the Geico gecko was Australian?
I cant listen to any episodes any more. they just say there's an error playing it. I can listen to any other podcast no problems. Sad because I love this one.
funny thing..... lol. there is such thing as cat litter called Klitter. it's litter made from tofu 🤦♀️🤣
anyone else having an error playing/ downloading this episode?
I can't download episodes 20-45 😕 I've tried waiting until I can connect to my home WiFi but still won't download. Not sure if there's anything that can be done to resolve this but making you aware of this issue.
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