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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
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Debbie's getting off on this power trip… as she shouldWatch Camp Counselors at https://www.youtube.com/@campcounselorspodcast and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!Visit Progressive.com and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com/beachThousands of people are already using Rula to get affordable, high-quality therapy that’s actually covered by insurance. Visit rula.com/beachtoosandy to get started. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Sarah what the fuck is your problem?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
She could probably beat up some seven year olds and she could definitely beat up some zero year oldsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Aries are going through it right nowSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's the moon, but worse.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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The cookies didn't compensate for the abuse.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1You can't spell spent without repent!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Don't worry, we fired Diane for that.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We're going to Ibiza!Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus get a free item in every box for life at hungryroot.com/beachtoosandy and use code beachtoosandyTalkiatry: Head to talkiatry.com/beach and complete the short assessment to get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chef name was Edwin, very sensual and playful with his entertainment.Watch For Your Amusement at https://www.youtube.com/@fyapod and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
I put a 2 million dollar puzzle together and all I got was this lousy QR codeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We told you not to put the egg topper in the dishwasher.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Call the Locksmith!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Guess what, busters! Guess what, busters?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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2 surfs,a quick dance, a few mushrooms and 2 giant connect 4 gamesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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as someone who has turquoise hair & has owned a snake in the past their assumption of what a female snake owner probably looks like is at least partially correct
PLEASE!!! Do one on Extended Stay America. I'm staying in the "Springs" area for a month, and have heard that they each have their own drama. I've always been at Hilton properties. What's the worst that could happen at an extended Stay hotel? - Gunner Girl
From a background where everyone was military, medical, psychiatric, or a combo (and I'm still a recovering Catholic), this episode is pure gold! - Gunner Girl
I'm playing alone, buy you guys are perfect entertainment for only-only children.
triage nurse!
Who doesn't love skipping fairies? I don't want f'n Deborah!
My fiance says the earth is flat...because I'm his whole world 🤣
next time you and/or Em are in Toronto come to the Hockey Hall of Fame. It's said to be haunted by the ghost of Dorothea Mae Elliott, a former Bank of Montreal teller. She flickers lights, moves objects, cold spots and feelings of being watched. The Hall of Fame doesn't acknowledge the ghosts existence.
the review that makes no sense is almost a word for word quote of dr evils monologue from Austin powers https://youtu.be/lTJj4wbmAhk?si=O-0JnCZ_fcijBiqX
its not noeki its gnohci (how its pronounced)
Went right to Tubi and watched the 1st 5min of Assassin 33AD! haaaaaa!
For clarification, ICP does in fact hate the confederacy, so them ripping and burning the confederate flag sounds right.
I relate to the voicemail so hard. I used to work at a pet store & more than 1 complaint against me from customers for refusing to sell them an animal. luckily my manager always backed me up b/c it was usually something like "no, I'm not selling you a THIRD guinea pig to kill" or "no, you can't put this brackish water dish in your freshwater tank"
thank you Xandy for coming up with Metro Station - I was screaming it in my head!
yes, fans own the Packers. my dad owns shares. so I guess that means he's in a cult!
I have two unrelated friends who have both worked at Dollar trees and have both been robbed at gunpoint there. it is truly a shared cultural experience.
I'm dying listening to the long run-on sentences 😄 🤣 😂 😆
#vegas.... the person who posted this review appears to be mob movie obcessed. the phrase Made-Man is cliché mob speak for someone who has killed someone. I don't think they fully understand the meaning, but hey, it sounds cool.
The "Oh Pee 2" review used the phrase "not a viable option" three times in two sentences 🤣
I've never been so nervous listening to an episode. my dad is a wedding dj. has been my entire 35+ years of life & no one can have a squeaky clean record right? 😊