Bellied Up

We're back at Schuller's Tavern in Golden Valley, MN. The first caller wants to make tornadoes more of a celebration. The next caller has a personal dilemma and wants to dance around a certain name for his future child. Last caller is in a 10-year relationship and is wondering if he should pop the question, but there is one big thing holding it all back. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast

First call, we share some tips with a caller dealing with her mormon mother-in-law (WWCD). Then, we chat with a custodian from Colorado who's eyeing a move to Michigan, so naturally, we ask him all sorts of questions about his job. Lastly, we give a middle schooler a cool tricks to ease their "awkwardness". Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast

In this episode, we're getting into whether Myles is a bad dad or a good dad. Our first caller hits us with some Polka Music wisdom. Next caller is from from Baton Rouge wondering what makes a hardware store awesome. Last caller thinks New Hampshire should be in the Midwest. We also dive into what makes small towns tick. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast

We're at Ted's Bar in St. Paul, MN. Charlie had an interesting accident before this episode. (9:37) The first caller is dating a bull rider and wants to find out what gets him excited. Don't listen to this call around children. Russell from Nicolet Law drops by to give Charlie some pointers on how to handle his potential injury. (57:45) The last caller is struggling with keeping his beer league intact. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast

The first caller is teaching her son how to drive and needs some tips. also, the caller is worried about committing the ultimate Midwest sin. The next caller gives us a Bellied Update on their stolen dirt bike (Episode 72). The last caller is a Wisconsin gal who has two simple questions: 'How do you take care of a flannel?' and 'What's the best chili recipe?'" Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast

We're at Woody's Bar and Grill in Fargo, ND. The first caller is a classic video game collector but is worried about getting a raw deal with negotiating. The next caller is having sleepwalking issues, but that seems to be the least of his problems. The last caller is in a pickle of dating his best friend's cousin, and we give him some pointers on what his next steps should be. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast

We're at Woody's Bar in Fargo, ND. The first caller has tried all options to find the right guy, so we come up with an unconventional approach. The next caller provides a Bellied Update, and our advice actually worked wonders. The last caller is a bouncer wondering what to do when a drunk picks a fight with him, safely diffuse the situation. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast

Happy Leap Day! Our first caller is a busy man in the gutter business, pondering whether he should relocate to the great state of Michigan. The next caller likes his manager's sister and seeks tips on asking her out on a date. Our final caller is young, seeking guidance on what they want to do when they grow up Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast

What to bring to a potluck? The first caller has a husband who hates driving in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, and needs tips on how to calm him down. The next caller is a boss for a hard-working crew and wants to know how to toe the line of hanging out with his workers outside of work. The last call is a Bellied Update: Carlene calls in (from Episode 44) to give us an update on her love life and parents. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast

We are at the VFW in downtown Fargo, ND. If aliens came to the Midwest, what would we show them? Our first caller is nervous about looking like a rookie on the job site. We give him some pointers on how to somewhat look like you know what you’re doing. In the next call, we go international with a call from Norway. We ask about Lefse, how to speak Norway, and we get a true definition of maybe the most important midwest word, "Uffda.”. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast

The first caller is bored with a broken knee; we brainstorm what business she can create in her free time. The next caller is in love with Michigan women and wants to improve his game. The last caller is a college student in North Dakota and thinks North Dakota is boring; we help her find some fun things to do. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠Cripescast

The first caller is from Michigan and is tired of dating apps. We help brainstorm the best dating app for Midwesterners. The next caller is in trouble with the law and wants to move his significant other to the Midwest. The last caller is a Canadian who loves snow machines (snowmobiles). We guide him on what to do with his snow machine shed. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠⁠Cripescast

In this episode, we're at Chub's Pub in Fargo, ND. The first caller has a significant issue with how Wisconsin labels its highways and believes Minnesota is superior (Charlie isn't too happy with that). (25:50) The next caller is a pianist who lives in NYC and needs tips on how to track down other hunters in the Big Apple. (53:28) The last caller is in a hairy situation with a nice gal he met. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠⁠You Betcha Radio⁠⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠⁠Cripescast

Our first caller is a school teacher in New York who is experiencing an uncomfortable situation with her ex. The next caller is a Florida man who is going to brave the cold and go ice fishing; he needs some pointers. The last caller is debating whether or not to coach little league baseball in Indiana. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here⁠ Check Out Myles' other Podcast ⁠You Betcha Radio⁠ Check Out Charlie's other Podcast ⁠Cripescast

Our first caller wants to be more than friends with Charlie. The next caller is having sprinkler problems, and perhaps our biggest buy, sell, trade yet. The last caller needs closure on a breakup and is also a tarot card reader, so naturally, Charlie gets a reading. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here Check Out Myles' other Podcast You Betcha Radio Check Out Charlie's other Podcast Cripescast

In this episode, we're at Mick's Office in Moorhead, MN. Our first caller is a teacher who found out that one of his colleagues works as a dominatrix as a side job. The next caller helps us explore the wonderful world of Dungeons and Dragons, and the last caller wants to know how to deal with an "annoying" coworker who tries to rope him into his business ideas. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here

Our first caller resides in a large house with his entire family and needs some advice on how to enhance privacy. The next caller, a UPS Driver from Maine, now living in New Hampshire, needs help dealing with a Karen. The last caller, hailing from Michigan, is looking for advice on handling an older neighbor who repeatedly hits on him. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here

Our first caller wants to know when he should spill the beans about telling his kid that Santa isn't real (we're not sure why he wants to lie to them). The next caller is seeking the perfect gift idea for her boyfriend. The last caller, who resides in Ohio, needs tactics for dealing with local car thieves. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here

In this episode, we're at The Hill Bar & Grill in Glyndon, MN. Our first caller is experiencing lady troubles, and we help him with that. The next caller wants to know how to convince her fiancé to take "cute" pajama photos for Christmas. The last caller is wondering what the acceptable amount of drinking is at Dragon Con (It's kind of like Comic Con). Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here

Our first caller is a law student who wants to know which Midwest laws we would pass, and we pick his brain about law school. The next caller wants to know how he can lose a few pounds, and the last caller is from New Zealand, wondering if New Zealand belongs in the Midwest. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here