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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.
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Search history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.
Hannah's mom joins the episode to explain why we have to protect our energy and let karma do its job. The dialers share stories of when karma came back to bite.
1Will people really do anything for money? We're finding out this week as the dialers share the wildest things they've done for money. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN
Every now and then, we realize it's time for a spicy episode. The dialers are sharing the good, the bad, and the ugly of new things they've tried in bed.
We are learning, growing, and realizing things today because we asked the dialers to tell us "I was today years old when...". Some of these facts might change your life, but don't count on it.
The holiday season has come to an end and it's time to go back the office. Everyone has a coworker (or two) that they can't stand, so the dialers are sharing their worst work stories. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN
Turns out the dialers need a lot of advice...so we're doing a part 2 of our unprofessional advice. This week we're dealing with finances, family, and failing relationships.
It's the holiday season and the dialers were in need of some advice, so we delivered. Lines are being blurred in open relationships, some in-laws just won't take the hint, and our resident cat expert is sharing some knowledge.
Everyone has their quirks and odd habits. And this week, the dialers are revealing theirs in hopes that they aren't the one one. You'll either finish this episode feeling understood or questioning why you are the why you are.
A vacation can either be a bonding experience or the beginning of the end of a relationship. This week the dialers are sharing their worst vacation experiences with family, friends, and partners.
Family and friendship dynamics are complicated, but someone is always the asshole. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the asshole?", we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week.
'Tis the season for the biggest family fights of the year. Hopefully these stories of Thanksgiving conversation gone wrong will make you feel better about your family's holiday dysfunction.
Sometimes it really is better to give than recieve. This week the dialers are sharing the worst gifts they've ever gotten.
Des is in the hot seat this week. He's answering all the things you've ever wondered about men. This is the most dialers we've ever had call in and you don't want to miss this one. getjackblack.com/BERN with code BERN for 10% off seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN for 25% off 50% off at goodamerican.com with code BERNER carawayhome.com/BERN for 20% off
We address the pros and cons of Halloween and people's most embarassing costumes. 20% off dog food at sundaysfordogs.com/bern Free shipping at quince.com/BERN free shipping mackweldon.com/gifting for $25 off menswear
Hannah's back (again). We're coming for everything from running to bad sex positions and the dialers are sharing hot takes on the most overrated things in life. 10% off cookware at Carawayhome.com/BERN 20% off bras and shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN 200% off tonal.com exercise machines with code BERN 25% off Daily Synbiotic at seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN 30 day free trial at dipseastories.com/BERN
Hannah is back on pod this week and we're feeling nostalgic. Is there really such a thing as a the good ole days? Those who got to go to Blockbuster on Friday nights and burn CDs for their high school girlfriend would say yes. 10% off skin and body care at oseamalibu.com with code BERN 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 15% off all products at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 20% off and a free cat toy at prettylitter.com/BERN
Des is joined by the hilarious Joanne McNally this week. They're giving advice on dating a comedian, in-law issues, how to woo an Irish man, and correct emoji usage. Free shipping at quince.com/bern 25% off Daily Synbiotic at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN Save $15 on skincare at Apostrophe.com/PHONE $200 off your order at tonal.com with code BERN
The dialers have been through the wringer with some crazy liars. We start off light hearted then hear some insane (and possibly illegal) stories. We don't condone lying BUT white lies about why you were late or why you canceled plans are completely ok. zocdoc.com/BERNER 15% off at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 30 days free at dipseastories.com/BERN 20% off bedding at bollandbranch.com/BERN 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 40% off 50% off at factormeals.com/BERN50 with code bern50 20% off CleanMyMac X with code bernerphone 40% off dog food at sundaysfordogs.com/BERN
Gripes come in many forms and, in our book, they are all completely valid. The dialers are sharing the things that grind their gears and Hannah gives some advice to the big booty girlies. 20% off shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN quince.com/BERN for free shipping and returns 15% off all products at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 20% off at liquid-iv.com with code BERN 20% off at prettylitter.com/BERN with code BERN
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Seriously Alex, be more full of your self! Geeze
Hannah and Rayna boom fire
They got to nearly 40 minutes before every third word became "like"
amazing episode probably one of the best
Can you never have this chick on again? For someone who has worked in radio for 15 years, she is unaware of how grating her voice is. Like she needs to clear it or stop smoking.
cmon baby light my fire...
Sexy Hot Hannah
Your Good!
Another good one Hannah, felt your sympathy, during this interview, of how hard it is the make everyone like you or just fitting in, you got her to open up and how she is in a better place. it's crazy how everyone feels uncertain of their existence, but all turns to better with time.
The Queen of fire strikes again. This poor guy,is getting killed, crazy of him not knowing before coming on. 10 min in so far.
Great segment Hannah, love your best friend approach with guests. I get glued listening, as you always come up with something off topic.
loved it!
Great interview Hannah.
just listened to this, how is it possible you dont have a line up men that you can pick an choose from that would be able to fit in your life. Your great personality, you've done shit with your life and you have a job. crazy world. great segment.
great job, excellent guest. You both meshed well. new follower, I'm f..ing hooked.
Love this!! You go Hannah!