Bitch Bible

Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need. 

Jackie has an out of body experience in a public restroom, attempts to cancel Balenciaga and psychoanalyzes the correlation between Bennifer home decor choices and the downfall of their relationship.Thanks for Supporting my sponsors!Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com GDefy: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.comNoom: Sign up for your trial today at www.noom.comOne Skin: Use code BIBLE for 15% off at www.oneskin.co Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.squarespace.com/BIBLE 

Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!

As a gift to herself, Jackie discusses people, places and things she irrationally hates for over an hour.Thank you for supporting my sponsors!Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.comCBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com GDefy: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.com Mixhers: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 10% off your order at www.MixHers.com/BITCHBIBLE Noom: Sign up for your trial today at www.Noom.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com Pretty Litter: Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy at www.PrettyLitter.com/bible 

Jackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails!

Jackie deep dives "It Ends with Us" drama, gets into her baby's first parking lot altercation and condemns Kanye West! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com   This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE  Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE 

Jackie nails her first one on one date with Bachelor Nation's Nick Viall. They talk deal breakers, Bachelor drama, relationships and more!   

Jackie is back from New York with her terroristic son, celebrates Charli XCX's birthday from a distance and psychoanalyzes Blake Lively's press tour looks. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com  ARMRA: Receive 15% off your first order at www.TryARMRA.com/BIBLE  Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com  Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE  Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE 

Jackie updates listeners on being a bridezilla, no-Chella and her lust for carbohydrates. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month 

Jackie has an unexpectedly deep and wholesome conversation with Hannah Berner for some feel good fun at the tail end of Hannah's press tour. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com  Mixhers: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE ar checkout for an additional 10% off your order at www.MixHers.com/BITCHBIBLE  Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom's first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.com  Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE  Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus free shipping at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible 

Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE  Hyatt Vivid Resorts: Designed for travelers seeking casual comforts filled with simple pleasures. Check out grand opening rates at www.HyattVividResorts.com 

Jackie recaps her son's first birthday party, why Shannon Beador is the best housewife of all time and why the alcoholics are ruining Disney World. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month at www.factormeals.com/bible50  Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE  Pretty Litter: Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy at www.prettylitter.com/bible  Rosetta Stone: For a very limited time, get Rosetta Stone's Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/BIBLE 

Jackie recaps her live podcast tour, dissects female dynamics, recaps the Oscar's and plans a trip to New Mexico to visit Tupac. 

Jackie is joined by friend Whitney Cummings to discuss psychotic traits, tampon trauma and spread Lyme(s) Disease awareness? Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com  Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom’s first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com  Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/bible 

Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional. 

Jackie reignites a 2016 feud with Olivia Culpo, spreads some love and light by sharing a current gratitude list and starts a new initiative to replace trad wives, with trag wives.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!"Addyi, The Little Pink Pill" - See full prescribing information and medication guide, including boxed warning for severe low blood pressure and fainting, at http://addyi.com/piThis episode is br ought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthHoneylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom’s first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.comRitual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE 

Jackie endures a cheating scandal, finds love at the Home Depot, seeks justice for Sarah Jessica Parker and makes her own asshole clench with next level cringiness.

Jackie sits down with legend Gary Janetti to discuss niche travel insights, the trauma of faux plants and pop culture history.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Armra: Receive 15% off your first order, and start strengthening your immune system today at www.tryarmra.com/BIBLEThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthHappy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.happymammoth.comNurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts at www.Nurx.com/BIBLE 

Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT be watching "The Bachelorette". Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation to learn about Micro Laser Fat removal today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE  The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food Plus FREE shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible 

Jackie breaks down rodent hot boys, highschool graduation updates, trauma dumps and why no one cares about the hard boiled eggs you had for breakfast!Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Gravity Defyer Shoes: Experience ultimate comfort and pain relief and use code Bible for $30 off orders of $130 or more at www.gdefy.comHoneylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Hyatt Vivid Resorts: Check out grand opening rates at www.HyattVividResorts.comNutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com PrettyLitter: Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy at www.PrettyLitter.com/bible