Bitch Bible

Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute, the undisputed star of The Valley, to discuss how the cast has changed, her daughter's nursery decor, and busking (busking??).Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain pre-menopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.comgoPure: For a limited time, get 25% off goPure with code Bible at checkout at www.gopurebeauty.comSKIMS: Check out the SKIMS Ultimate Bra Collection and more at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbibleGDefy Shoes: Use the code BITCH for 30% off orders over $120 at www.gdefy.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by her sister to reminisce on problematic child behavior, Alex McCord and a bunch of other shit Jackie can't remember because she doesn't use an outline.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Hero Bread: Get 10% off your order at www.hero.co and use code JACKIE at checkoutVIIA: If you’re 21+, try VIIA during their annual SPRING 420 SALE for Black Friday-level savings up to 35% off site wide! Go to https://viia.co/BIBLE and use code Bible!Little Spoon: Simplify your kiddo’s mealtime with 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLERitual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie gets an NAD+ injection and discovers the connection between hair extensions and brain worms.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!GDEFY: Use the code BITCH for 30% off orders over $120 at www.gdefy.comHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbibleNutrafol: Enter promo code BIBLEGIFT to get $10 off any order, and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at www.Nutrafol.comRitual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.ritual.com/BIBLEThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Your well-being is worth it. Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie hurls a fellatory insult at a woman standing in her parking spot, has a romantic encounter with her Uber driver, and reveals her idea for a shit talking Socratic seminar of a birthday party.Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors:VIIA: If you’re 21 or older, try VIIA during their annual SPRING 420 SALE for Black Friday-level savings up to 35% off site wide at www.viia.co/BIBLEThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Your well-being is worth it. Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLEGDEFY: Use the code BITCH for 30% off orders over $120 at www.gdefy.comHome Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping on your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie celebrates the glory of Kate Hudson, discusses side hustles and the perfect Deluxe Martini recipe, and writes Clyde a beautifully poignant email.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Timeline: Get 10% off your order of Mitopure at www.timeline.com/bitchbibleThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLEAcorns Early: Download the Acorns Early app to get started. Sign up now and your first month is free at www.acornsearly.com/jackieLittle Spoon: Simplify your kiddo’s mealtime with 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie was feeling joyous and effervescent this weekend when she recorded a banger of an episode, but due to computer issues that episode is gone forever, and now Jackie is feeling REAL bitchy.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Dying for Sex: All episodes streaming April 4th on HuluNutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off off your first month’s subscription and free shipping with promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.comLumē: New customers get 15% off all Lumē products with code Bible at www.LumeDeodorant.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by the one and only Max Bronner to discuss living in a deficit, Trader Joe's Tomato Leaf candles, and Jackie's trauma dump. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at https://www.ritual.com/BIBLE This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Give online therapy a try and get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Hers: Start your initial free online visit today to get your personalized weight loss treatment options at https://www.forhers.com/BIBLE Homes.com: Everything you need to know about finding a home, all in one place at https://www.Homes.com Lumē: New customers get 15% off all Lume products with code Bible at https://www.LumeDeodorant.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie embodies a modern day Shakespeare with some freestyle poetry, an homage to Alex McCord and why she might sue Jeff Bezos.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 at www.Apostrophe.com/BIBLEThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 10% off your first monthHero Bread: Get 10% off your order at www.hero.co and use code JACKIE at checkoutHome Chef: For a limited time, get 18 Free Meals plus Free Dessert for life and free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLELittle Spoon: Get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE and enter code BIBLE at checkout See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie presents a Meghan Markle case study, decides to travel to Paris in economy as a woman of the people, and explains why kids should smoke.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Fabric: Start investing in your child today at www.MeetFabric.com/BIBLE Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one placeHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible SKIMS: Shop now at www.SKIMS.com/bible and SKIMS stores for the Fits Everybody collection, available in sizes XXS to 4XSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie welcomes Zachariah and Jonathan from the Camp Counselors Podcast to talk about decorating trends, tootling, home ownership, and to perform t.A.T.u's 2002 smash hit "All the Things She Said". Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors! Honeylove: Start the new year off right with Honeylove. Get 20% off by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible #honeylovepod Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to www.Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code BIBLE OneSkin: Get 15% off OneSkin with code Bible at www.oneskin.co #oneskinpod Viia: Try VIIA! www.viia.co/BIBLE and use code BibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has been in a very pleasant mood recently, so it's time to let out some pent up bitchiness, get off the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni merry-go-round, and introduce the world to Jerrika. Thanks for supporting my sponsors!  Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your order at www.hero.co SKIMS: Shop now - the Fits Everybody collection is available in sizes XXS to 4X at www.skims.com/bible  Acorns Early: Download the Acorns Early app to get started. Sign up now and get your first month free at www.acornsearly.com/jackie  Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one place at www.homes.com  Little Spoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie's recording on Valentine's Day and describes her solo outing with Clyde at the Cheesecake Factory, and runs into a young Jeffrey Dahmer at the Build a Bear Workshop. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Home Chef: For a limited time, get 18 free meals plus free dessert and free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Thrive Market: Get 30% off your first order, plus a free $60 gift at www.ThriveMarket.com/bitchbible HERS: Start your initial free online visit today at www.ForHers.com/BIBLE Earth Breeze: Get 40% off with your auto-shipment at www.earthbreeze.com/bitchbible Lumē: New customers get 15% off all Lumē products with code Bible at www.LumeDeodorant.com Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one place at www.homes.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie goes back to basics and teaches a masterclass on leading with your inner psycho. She fine tunes her betrayal course of action plan and recounts the time her husband c*ck blocked her from Harry Styles.    Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Fabric: Fabric: Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Start investing in your child today at www.meetfabric.com/BIBLE  Home Chef: For a limited time, get 18 free meals plus free dessert and free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE  LittleSpoon: Get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A very special Super Bowl episode - Jackie discusses Kendrick Lamar's flawless half time show, the strange pairing of testosterone and too much food, and of course Taylor Swift.  Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors! Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box and get a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible.com  Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’ssubscription and free shipping with promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com Seed: Use code 25JACKIE to get 25% off your first monthat www.seed.com/JACKIE  Ritual: For a limited time, get 25% off your first monthat www.ritual.com/BIBLE  Earth Breeze: Right now, get 40% off with your auto shipmentat www.earthbreeze.com/bitchbible  Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a house, all in one place at www.Homes.com  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie discusses falling in, and then quickly out of, love with a piano, compliments and critiques the Grammy's fashion, performances, and bangs, and ponders the difference between donkey and doggy style at a dinner party. The C Word Survey: https://bit.ly/3Ew1tLe  Thanks for supporting my sponsors: OneSkin: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code Bible at www.oneskin.co #oneskinpod  Try VIIA! www.viia.co/BIBLE and use code Bible! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your fi st month Honeylove: Get an additional 20% OFF the @honeylove Holiday sale by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible! #honeylovepod  Earth Breeze: Get 40% off with your auto shipment at www.earthbreeze.com/bitchbible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is nursing a hangover, but bravely pushes through to talk about her role as a trophy wife at Grammy’s Parties, give a controversial take on Ryan Reynolds, and discuss renovating her guest room which has led to her recent embrace of prison pink. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: For a limited time get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box and a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible LittleSpoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order  at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: For a limited time get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping with promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com SKIMS: Find the perfect gift for your Valentine or for yourself at www.skims.com/bible Earth Breeze: Get 40% off your auto shipment at www.earthbreeze.com/bitchbibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join Aliza Kelly every Monday as she decodes the latest astrological events and provides detailed, personalized horoscopes from Aries to Pisces, with forecasts for love, career, health, and personal growth. Get ready to embark on a cosmic adventure and find out what the universe has in store for you. Horoscope Weekly is an OpenMind Original powered by PAVE Studios.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie addresses her follicular-debris inspired divorce post on Instagram, praises the artistic masterpiece that is RHOSLC, and discusses the most recent developments in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni saga. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 10% off your first month Hers: Start your initial free online visit today at www.forhers.com/BIBLE Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a house, all in one place Lume: New customers get 15% off all Lume products with code Bible at www.LumeDeodorant.com  Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.ritual.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie enters another dangerous stream of consciousness after learning about her astrological chart. She discusses the atrocity of gender reveals, Chris Evans penis, and her new found wellness journey with an unexpected cameo from husband Andrew live from the doghouse! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Nutrafol: Get ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping with promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie roasts the RHOSLC reunion looks, yells at a racist man at the farmer’s market, and lets you know why the TikTok ban just isn’t that important. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 with code BIBLE at www.Apostrophe.com/BIBLE Hero Bread: Get 10% off your order with code JACKIE at checkout at www.hero.co Little Spoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first Little Spoon order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE GDefy Shoes: Use code BITCH at checkout to get 50% off your entire order at www.GDefy.com Seed: Use code 25JACKIE to get 25% off your first month at www.Seed.com/JACKIE Thrive Market: Get 30% off your first order, plus a free $60 gift at www.ThriveMarket.com/bitchbible Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a house, all in one placeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.