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The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.
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4So much to talk about after a week off: We get into the circus that is the DNC and their pandering for the black vote, Sam's jiu-jitsu injury, bad dentists, poo in the swimming pool, UFO sightings, a big question about the future of TFH, and our general awe that we live in a branch of the simulation where Tho Von interviews Donald Trump.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
We're off this week, so we thought it might be fun to revisit the very first episode of Broken Simulation for those who haven't heard it. For those who have, Johnny breaks in occasionally with commentary as we look back on the origins of this crazy little show.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Our friend XG from TFH joins us as we discuss the outpouring of criticism aimed at Joe Rogan, and how surprising it is that some of it is from comedians. We also discuss a change in Tin Foil Hat's format, why House of the Dragon's finale was a failure, RFK Jr.'s bizarre bear incident, and the latest revelation about how big a creep Bill Gates is. Oh, and some people think the Hawk Tuah girl is trans.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Can Kamala Harris win? Joe Rogan seems to think so. Are these Olympics a giant psyop? Probably. Also this week, even more puzzling information is revealed about the Trump shooting, including the fact that he was on stage for minutes while police surrounded the would-be assassin's perch. Oh, and why doesn't Trump have a mark on his ear? One last thing: Sam makes a bold prediction about Jason Ellis.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
With so much happening around the world, we had to get a Broken Simulation in to discuss the most pressing issues of the day, like Sam's bowel habits. We also consider whether Joe Biden is alive, why Kamala Harris cannot win, and a sobering revelation from Elon Musk.To start the show Sam shares some devastating news about the standing of Notorious B.I.G. as an artist.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam nearly "relapses" on a Zyn on this week's show, and we get into Biden's falling on his face while trying to prove himself, what exactly "pay pigs" are, whether Agenda 25 is a psyop, whether George Carlin is overrated (he's not), and Chris Cuomo's admission that he is a shill.Note: This episode was recorded before someone tried to assassinate the former president.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
We go deep on President Biden's epic debate failure against Donald Trump, including the devastated reactions of true believers, before talking plans to replace him with Michelle Obama or Gavin Newsom. Later in the show we talk Julian Assange's "freedom" and what it means for future whistleblowers, the Supreme Court's dangerous government censorship ruling, and how this could all have a chilling effect. Then we talk about whether Rep. Thomas Massie's tragedy could be related to his recent comments about a certain organization. Oh, and Israel has a secret plan to destroy the two state solution. Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com, and get in on Smooth Sack Summer!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
We talk about water/food scarcity and the roles of China, Saudi Arabia and the UAE, Lindsey Graham spilling the beans on Ukraine, Sam's encounter with Bill Maher and the state of comedy, Sam's roadway NDE, and loads more on this week's Broken Sim.Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com, and get in on Smooth Sack Summer!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
This week we fall victim to the Trump jury psy-op, then we get into whether the Biden coup is underway and the heavy betting on Michelle Obama being the Democrat nominee.Also this week we talk how XG joined TFH and what happened with Off the Grid Ryan, Bryan Johnson's vampire status, gay Star Wars, the left eating their own with respect to Caitlin Clark, Ari Shaffir vs. Howie Mandel on antisemitism, and whether we are being primed for martial law.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam reveals that Mark the Tin Foil Hat booker is in big trouble, then we discuss President Trump's conviction, Dave Smith nailing Chris Cuomo about his treatment of Joe Rogan on Patrick Bet-David's network, Lizzo's reaction to South Park, Biden's latest gaffe, Sam getting Brendan Dassey'd by Jesse Lee Peterson, the NRA's big Supreme Court case, and so much more.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
This week we talk about Hollywood going to bat for Kevin Spacey, then we get into Sam's strange week, which included Bobby Lee bailing on a show to go on a date, before talking about moving to Austin, King Charles' creepy portrait, the Vatican's new guidelines on apparitions, and Prince Andrew not paying his bills.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
We're back this week to talk Sam's "racist" comedy (according to the "Sad Boyz" of YouTube), then we get into RFK Jr.'s brain worm, Chris Cuomo's Ivermectin regrets on Patrick Bet-David's show, Roddy Piper's voice message to Hulk Hogan from beyond the grave, and the insane story of Sam's acting class score.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam recaps his Oregon hotel nightmare, then we get into Adolf's true role, MLK and adult films, Bart Sibrel's appearance on Joe Rogan, a secret recording of a Hollywood manager saying they can't accept white men, Taylor Swift's dancing, Seinfeld's take on the "extreme left," Howard Stern selling out, and whether Biden and Trump are clones.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
We are "juggling and struggling" on this new episode, where we get into Tucker Carlson's appearance on Joe Rogan, where they praise Alex Jones for his foresight. Also this week, Sam shares a new pizza conspiracy, gets beat by his daughter at a child's game, and, prompted by Higherside Chats, we discuss an issue facing "conspiracy" podcasts.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam recaps his eventful week on Twitter dealing with the fallout of a viral joke, then we take a look at Jim Breuer's comments suggesting that Dave Chappelle might have been cloned. Later in the show we learn that Canadian taxpayers may soon be paying for "novel bottom surgery" -- that is to say, giving someone the equipment for both genders. Also this week, Bigfoot Theatre makes its return.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
We're back after a long break to find that Sam has slipped up a little, that cannibals might be running amok in LA, that Neuralink is revolutionizing self-pleasure, and that 'God' is back in California classrooms. Also this week Sam considers buying a golf course, reveals there was an emergency at a recent show, and gets into the brilliance of Shogun.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
After a little break, we return with a packed episode, including Sam's sincere address to the L.A. comedy scene, an important characterization of the state of this country, news of green lasers being used to guide lightning (and video), Elon's Twitter soundalike which has even Elon himself dumbfounded, Iran's bit antarctic play, P. Diddy as a possible blackmail agent, and loads more.Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli has a major announcement, then we get into why Amy Schumer and Ben Shapiro suck, and the whole David Lucas situation, before maybe the funniest moment in show history (it involves Sam's public humiliation).Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Was Mitch Hedberg overrated, as the Legion of Skanks suggest? Are immigration riots going to swing the election?We discuss that, as well as Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the dangers of "right on red," a crazy moment you probably never noticed in a Hollywood classic, the latest twist in the decline of The Daily Show, and so much more on this episode of Broken Simulation.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam had some crazy stories from the road, including meeting a relative of a Challenger astronaut and of Admiral Byrd. Then we watch hilarious video of CNN grappling with proof that masks don't work, and Mark Cuban being confronted by James O'Keefe.Note: Sam had a minor emergency and actually did have "to go Johnny" at the end of this one. It wasn't anything big, though.Visit www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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Sam, you really don't understand God or what it is to be a Christian.The nastics have completely corrupted your mind. You say christians telling people not to have sex before marriage or that being Bingga's a sin , it is somehow hating them When it's the exact opposite how much more love would it be Then to help your brother get into heaven? We are all supposed to hold each other accountable to What god calls us to be because every way of man is right Is in his own eyes so where blind to our sin
10 minutes of ads at the end is the real atrocity
Trump appointed more deep state than Biden, did, and Biden is a piece of s***! Biden and Obama deported, more people than Trump. Trump let millions of felons out of prison. Trump violated the second amendment.He forced vaccines in new york with the Measles. Paris would be able to do far less than trump would That's why they're going to install him again.They didn't 2016 for 2020. All They have to do to get people to do what they want Is attacked trump in the media and they'll do as he says
Trump is the deep stateight. He shut down this country close tens of thousands of businesses forever. Injected poison into millions of people's arms. They're dying and they're sick with turbo cancer on and on. He caused the inflation that we have with the 9.8 trillion. He printed Trump did everything and more that the elites wanted. There is only one difference between him and Kamala. He is the master magician who will get everyone to go along with it. it's always he was tricked or 4d chess
fuck you guys 😁 you're amazing👍👍😊keep it this way
Is time always reveals all. We can see now that songs was there just being part of Is the plan to get trump in. Absolutely.Nothing came from those leaks except trump being installed. Supposedly he was on the death bed for years.See a fat , that guy was coming out of there
I think fasting all depends on. your body type and what your trying to do. I fasted to lose weight but you will lose to much if you just rely on fasting you gotta have gains aswell because once you drop weight then the fasting burns muscle aswell
Best of all
Cousint?? Cousin-t?? Why is it only the Liberals ever care about misspelling, mispronunciations, or regional dialects?? Liberals will literally completely ignore the main story, the important message you're getting across, to comment on your spelling or pronunciation. This is not a dig at Johnny at all. It's just something I see consistently online, social media, MSM, news. It's how they hide the fact that they have nothing intelligent to offer the conversation.
everybody in Cleveland thought our boy was homeless🤣🤣🤣
ok sami boy .. then explain .. what good does it .. which benefit or value do your talks about gay ass fkn bringt into the world and if it sonehow does .. and why is its value bigger that its worth it feeding the degeneracy monster? sami acts like the smart kid that wants to show to the cool retards that he too is capable of ideocy!! just nice that sam seems to be almost scarred of being to nice and good .. cuz he thinks being good is boring and he rather diminish his work with that trash
oh so you love the energy of Houston because it's just like LA? Sam what a douche bag point of veiw smh.
Jonny 'may deflower' children. 😆
The NWA compilation was hilarious.
Love & Life!! I got to go??
RIP Tillman
Napoleon Dynamite is an autistic comedy....watch it again
is this like a gay gossip show or something?
Yo!!!! Shout out to Hermiston Oregon!!!
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