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The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.
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3Sam recaps his eventful week on Twitter dealing with the fallout of a viral joke, then we take a look at Jim Breuer's comments suggesting that Dave Chappelle might have been cloned. Later in the show we learn that Canadian taxpayers may soon be paying for "novel bottom surgery" -- that is to say, giving someone the equipment for both genders. Also this week, Bigfoot Theatre makes its return.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
We're back after a long break to find that Sam has slipped up a little, that cannibals might be running amok in LA, that Neuralink is revolutionizing self-pleasure, and that 'God' is back in California classrooms. Also this week Sam considers buying a golf course, reveals there was an emergency at a recent show, and gets into the brilliance of Shogun.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
After a little break, we return with a packed episode, including Sam's sincere address to the L.A. comedy scene, an important characterization of the state of this country, news of green lasers being used to guide lightning (and video), Elon's Twitter soundalike which has even Elon himself dumbfounded, Iran's bit antarctic play, P. Diddy as a possible blackmail agent, and loads more.Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli has a major announcement, then we get into why Amy Schumer and Ben Shapiro suck, and the whole David Lucas situation, before maybe the funniest moment in show history (it involves Sam's public humiliation).Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Was Mitch Hedberg overrated, as the Legion of Skanks suggest? Are immigration riots going to swing the election?We discuss that, as well as Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the dangers of "right on red," a crazy moment you probably never noticed in a Hollywood classic, the latest twist in the decline of The Daily Show, and so much more on this episode of Broken Simulation.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam had some crazy stories from the road, including meeting a relative of a Challenger astronaut and of Admiral Byrd. Then we watch hilarious video of CNN grappling with proof that masks don't work, and Mark Cuban being confronted by James O'Keefe.Note: Sam had a minor emergency and actually did have "to go Johnny" at the end of this one. It wasn't anything big, though.Visit www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
We're back after a long break to get caught up on on the crazy stuff that happened over the holidays, including Kevin Spacey's bizarre visit to Tucker Carlson's show, Sam getting Zoom bombed, Tomb Raider's boobs getting downsized, Elon being drug tested, the trumped up BS of the Canadian cops, and much more.Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM!Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
It's the final time the guys will be talking in 2023, and they make the most of it, getting into Kanye West's rant (which includes a swipe at President Trump), Marvel's latest gaffe in the form of a Mossad Super Hero, a conspiracy involving Taylor Swift and Al Michaels, and so much more ... plus Sam frets about having no stories.Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off!Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM!Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
We're all over the place this week, talking movies, nuclear conspiracy, Alex Jones' return to Twitter, Mia Khalifa on Abby Martin's show and why ex-pornstars are sought out as intellectuals, Anthony Jeselnick's recent comments about offensive comedy, and Sam's opinion of the new Godzilla content.Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam had a strange encounter in West Hollywood, there's a possible CIA whistleblower on their involvement in the creation of hip hop, and we get into the Chauvin stabbing by an FBI informant, Elon vs. Advertisers, Epstein's flight logs being blocked, stupid social media posts, Henry Kissinger, and a lot more on a jam packed edition of Broken Simulation.Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM!Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
On this special Thanksgiving episode of the show Sam recaps his Austin visit, including his time at Joe Rogan's comedy club, and a visit to Eddie Bravo's personal "fight club."Also this week: Someone claiming to be from the CIA confronted Eddie and Sam at their show, we get into the Ben Shapiro vs. Candice Owens altercation, and we examine evidence that Taylor Swift is on the Black Cube train, and loads more.Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM!Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
On this week's episode we revisit the Carlos Mencia vs. Joe Rogan/comedy affair in light of a recent plea by the beleaguered comedian for understanding.Also this week we listen to Whitney Cummings and Rogan rib Sam for having so many podcasts, conclude our discussion of Blippi, get into what is increasingly looking like a false flag in you-know-where, and talk about why Joey Diaz really is the best.Visit www.harrys.com/BROKEN to check out their excellent offer.Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam and Johnny clash! Is Sam gay? Also this week we discuss the death of Matthew Perry, the trouble that it got Kevin Brennan in, and a possible hero who resisted the influence of MKUltra programming. Plus: Hillary is confronted twice, and we review the footage. Kanye suggests an Adidas exec kiss a photo of Hitler daily. And so much more!Support the creation of "Chaos Twins" here: http://chaostwins.comPlease use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam recaps his altercation with a "fan" at a recent show, considers whether the military draft might be reinstated in response to the mess overseas, and we go deep on how comedy has changed, and how Sarah Silverman used to be edgy, and Dave Chappelle still is.You'll love MrBallen's Medical Mysteries! Check it out ad-free on Prime or wherever podcasts are served!Get a $13 Harry's starter set for just $3 at www.harrys.com/BROKEN.Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM!Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslarefMore stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam has an incredibly homoerotic week, including an appearance on Dr. Drew. Also this week we talk the mess in Israel/Gaza, and discuss how Sam was right about Will Smith.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam recaps his INSANE weekend at Skankfest, which included fighting, watching Off-the-Grid Ryan meet his Cum Town idol, getting Kurt Metzger's take on Noah, and loads more. Also this week we learn an interesting fact about Satanic Temple founder Lucien Greaves and look back on the good times we had at All Things Comedy. Also, people in the Pentagon are worried UFOs might be demons.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
A little later than normal, but we're back to discuss whether Steven Avery did it, Colin Kaepernick's latest ploy, mystery fairy circles appearing worldwide, gold at Costco, the country's Taylor Swift addiction, why the "Redskins" moniker should be brought back, and loads more.Here's the guy who was singing last week: https://on.soundcloud.com/9pLXLqZqJhk33vUz8More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Sam was back on the Joe Rogan Experience last week (this time the JRE Fight Companion), and he recaps the experience, including a visit to Rogan's incredible comedy club.Other than that we cover a ton of insanity this episode, including an unbelievable update on the Chinese 'spy' balloon, Russell Brand's situation, Lauren Boebert being a fun gal, the acquittal of three of those accused in the plot to kidnap Michigan's governor, a missing F-35 fighter jet, RFK Jr.'s bizarre campaign incident, and Sam's social anxiety at a fancy dinner party with free thinking luminaries. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
This week's unique episode include's what host Sam Tripoli calls the "craziest news story we have ever had," alongside stories of him nearly fighting his brother, gold-diggers, literal worms being removed from brains, and much more.Use the promo code "BROKENSIM" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app for their insane NFL promo!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
For the big No. 100 we have one of our longest episodes ever, and get into all the big topics of the week, including the tragedy in Lahaina, weather manipulation in the SoCal hurricane, Sam's encounter with Shia LaBeouf, the return of masks, and loads more.Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 for 50-percent off!Use the promo code "BROKEN" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app to claim your bonus!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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Cousint?? Cousin-t?? Why is it only the Liberals ever care about misspelling, mispronunciations, or regional dialects?? Liberals will literally completely ignore the main story, the important message you're getting across, to comment on your spelling or pronunciation. This is not a dig at Johnny at all. It's just something I see consistently online, social media, MSM, news. It's how they hide the fact that they have nothing intelligent to offer the conversation.
everybody in Cleveland thought our boy was homeless🤣🤣🤣
ok sami boy .. then explain .. what good does it .. which benefit or value do your talks about gay ass fkn bringt into the world and if it sonehow does .. and why is its value bigger that its worth it feeding the degeneracy monster? sami acts like the smart kid that wants to show to the cool retards that he too is capable of ideocy!! just nice that sam seems to be almost scarred of being to nice and good .. cuz he thinks being good is boring and he rather diminish his work with that trash
oh so you love the energy of Houston because it's just like LA? Sam what a douche bag point of veiw smh.
Jonny 'may deflower' children. 😆
The NWA compilation was hilarious.
Love & Life!! I got to go??
RIP Tillman
Napoleon Dynamite is an autistic comedy....watch it again
is this like a gay gossip show or something?
Yo!!!! Shout out to Hermiston Oregon!!!
juicyy johnnyy
Sam is underrated. He's put in the work & time. His comedy is gold. It cuts like a knife.
sam and his disgusting sex Obsession
all this Degenerate talk about sams asshole .. dick size or how he enjoys harvesting dingleberry from dark skinned girl isnt edgy .. its not the 90s anymore sam .. talking like this is whack. today u r way more edgy if u try to talk like a decent human being. the way u talk is just disgusting
loved the werewolf call and I think making this a permanent part of the show is an improvement to an already awesome show! keep up the good work boys!
Monkeypussopotamus
Dudes... psychedelic sh*ts favor no butthole but much more common the older ya get
I'm done watching this podcast, pizza belongs on everything. Hawaiian bigots
Release the new episode Johnny!