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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.
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In this very important episode, the counselors recap a recent trip to Provincetown, a gay flamingo couple, a pizza scam, and so much more.Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsWorks Cited:➜ Ian Helms. “Gay Flamingo Couple Curtis and Arthur Hatch Chick at Paignton Zoo.” LGBTQ Nation, LGBTQ Nation, 17 Aug. 2024.➜ Rachel Pannett. “Famous Gay Penguin Dies in Sydney, Partner Sings Tribute.” Washington Post, 22 Aug. 2024.➜ Rosh Lowe and Chris Gothner. “Man Jailed for Impersonating Miami Springs Pizzeria, Delivering Disgusting Pies, Police Say.” WPLG, WPLG Local 10, 20 Aug. 2024.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.comSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a wedding spy, a tale of deep dish revenge, a sextape mishap, and a sultry serenade with an explosive end.
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8JCamp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
WE MADE IT TO TRIPLE DIGITS CAMPERS! Happy 100 episodes campers. We literally could not have made it this far without you.This episode is sponsored by TaskRabbit. Get 15% off your first task when you go to https://taskrabbit.com or download the TaskRabbit app and use promo code campThis episode is sponsored by Liquid I.V. Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://liquidiv.com and use code campBonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsWorks Cited:➜ Nate Anderson, Ars Technica. “A Russian Chess Player Allegedly Poisoned Her Opponent with Mercury.” Wired, Conde Nast, 10 Aug. 2024. ➜ ChessBase. “Player Accused of Poisoning Opponent with Mercury.” Chess News, 7 Aug. 2024. ➜ Anastasia Muzychuk. “At a Competition in Dagestan, a Chess Player Tried to Poison Her Opponent. Here Is What We Know.” RTVI, 7 Aug. 2024.➜ Jan M Olsen. “A 19th-Century Shipwreck Is Filled with Champagne Bottles and Sweden Won’t Allow Anyone a Sip.” AP News, AP News, 7 Aug. 2024.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.comSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper with an international wedding invitation that's causing trouble in paradise, a wedding venue employee who saw more than he bargained for, a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader with a plot for revenge, and a trip to Bali that took a messy turn.
This episode is sponsored by Pretty Litter. To get 20% off plus a free cat toy, go to prettylitter.com/camp and use code code: camp
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8JCamp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
99 entire weeks at camp! In this episode, The Counselors discuss their plans for retirement when they are at the ripe, brittle age of 99.
Works Cited:➜ Ashleigh Gray. “Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Are Back! Iconic Duo Reunite to Film The Simple Life Reboot at Sonic Drive-In... 17 Years after Original Series Ended.” Daily Mail Online, Associated Newspapers, 6 Aug. 2024.➜ Kier Junos. “Translink Employee Travels to Mexico and Back via Public Transit.” City News Vancouver, City News Canada, 2 Aug. 2024.➜ Alexander St. John. “Translink Employee Rides Transit from B.C. to Tijuana | CTV News.” CTV News Vancouver, 1 Aug. 2024.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.comBonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a pair of bleu suede boots heard 'round the school, a camper in need of dating app reconstruction, a nightmare trip to the nail salon that will make you sweat, and an affirmative message from the great beyond.
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/CAMP today to get 10% off your first month.
This episode is sponsored by AG1. Go to DrinkAG1.com/CAMP today to get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase.
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8JCamp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
In this episode, The Counselors discuss their crazy week from river floating in New Hampshire, Zachariah's live Boston shows, and a raccoon that attacked Counselor Jonathan. Like actually.
Works Cited:➜ Daniel J. Rowe, “Family Rents Quebec Pool without Homeowner’s Consent.” CTV News Montreal, 29 July 2024.➜ Carolyn Johnson and Christine Roher. “Crooks Post Santa Barbara Man’s Backyard Pool for Rent on Swimply to Pocket the Rental Fee.” NBC Los Angeles, NBC Southern California, 22 May 2024.➜ Koh Ewe. “Giorgia Villa’s Cheesiest Posts: Italian Gymnast Sponsored by Parmesan.” Time, Time, 1 Aug. 2024.
Jonathan’s Monopoly GO friend link: https://mply.io/gW7jonEKJyc
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.comBonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about an intense experience at gym teacher boot camp, an un-cut-slip-up, an energy drink ambulance ride, and a horse stable horror story that is NOT for the weak of heart.
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/CAMP today to get 10% off your first month.
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
In this episode, The Counselors learn about the LIES that big Hello Kitty have been spreading, a friendly orange lobster with big dreams, poodle skirts, and being trapped in the Tampa airport.
Works Cited:➜ Charlie Sawyer. “The Internet Just Found out That Hello Kitty Isn’t a Cat, and They’re Not Coping Well.” SCREENSHOT Media, SCREENSHOT Media, 22 July 2024. ➜ Amy Beth Hanson. “Meet Crush, the Rare Orange Lobster Diverted from Dinner Plate to Aquarium by Denver Broncos Fans.” AP News, AP News, 19 July 2024.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.comBonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who witnesses a dirty little secret unveil on the streets of Italy, a reminder to always log off of instant messenger on the family computer, a Kool-Aid mustache gone wrong, and 2 ex boyfriends with extended sentences behind bars.
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8JCamp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
You asked for her, and now you regret it. In this episode we are joined by Counselor Zachariah's best friend, prom date, twin flame, and sister in song; Ciara! From geriatric vitamins to Five Below grand openings, we get into it all.
This episode is sponsored by Pretty Litter. For 20% off your first order go to PrettyLitter.com/CAMP and use code: camp
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month.
Works Cited:➜ Erum Salam. “Get Bricks Quick: Collectible Lego Sets Fuel Growing Black Market.” The Guardian, Guardian News and Media, 13 July 2024.➜ Sabba Rahbar. “Whoopi Goldberg Reveals She Scattered Her Mom’s Ashes on Disneyland Ride.” E! Online, 16 July 2024.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.comBonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
This episode is sponsored by Liquid I.V. Go to liquidiv.com/CAMP to get 20% off your first order.This episode is sponsored by AG1. Go to drinkAG1.com/camp and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase.
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8JCamp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
Coastal Counselor Era is in FULL EFFECT! Affect? I don't know. Either way, we are so excited to be broadcasting this episode to you from our New England abode.
This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. Head to meundies.com/counselors for 20% off, plus free shipping!
Works Cited:➜ Sydney Boyo. “Fecal Fiasco: Manure Truck Rolls Over, Spills on Pomfret’s Neighborhood Homes, Cars.” NBC Connecticut, NBC Connecticut, 26 June 2024.➜ Stacey Leasca. “This Apocalypse Dinner Kit Comes with 150 Servings of Food, Lasts 25 Years, and Is Available at Costco for $99.” Food & Wine, Food & Wine, 10 July 2024.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.comBonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month.
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8JCamp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
In this episode, the counselors are dreaming of cross-country road trips, chatting about walking wombats in Tasmania, rewriting historic figures as gay icons, and so much more!
Works Cited:➜ Kate Irwin. “This ‘emotion-Canceling’ Ai Alters Angry Voices for Call Center Staff.” PC MAG, 19 June 2024.➜ Anna Lamche. “Tasmania Entices Tourists with ‘odd Jobs’ Offer.” BBC News, BBC, 19 June 2024.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.comBonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J
Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a collision while running for Claire's at the mall, a hot dog that got a camper banned form the ballpark, a homecoming proposal mishap, and more!
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month.
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8JCamp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
In this episode, the counselors recap their time at the Lana Del Rey Fenway Concert, Zachariah's live shows, major drama in the hot dog eating contest world, and so much more!
This episode is sponsored by Pretty Litter. Go to PrettyLitter.com/camp and use code camp to save 20% on your first order and get a FREE cat toy!
Works Cited:➜ Cedar Attanasio. “Dog Fight! Joey Chestnut ‘gutted’ to Be out of July 4 Hot Dog Eating Contest over Brand Dispute.” AP News, AP News, 12 June 2024.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.comCamp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8JCamp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about sneaking into a locked community pool, a wardrobe malfunction on the lake, a scorpion attack, and more!
This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by Athletic Greens. Go to DrinkAG1.com/CAMP today!
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8JCamp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
In this episode, the counselors rare joined by honorary counselor Erin Gilfoy! They discuss everything from Vine, to barf bags, and riding in DJ Kahlid's Uber!
Works Cited:➜ Pat Foran. “Ontario Man Can’t Collect Lottery Prize after He Forgets Where He Bought Ticket.” CTV News Toronto, 13 June 2024.➜ Hilary Hanson. “Lost Donkey Seen Living with Elk Herd 5 Years Later: ‘Living His Best Life.’” HuffPost, HuffPost, 15 June 2024.
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.comCamp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8JCamp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who unintentionally made a teacher change career paths, a hot and heavy night with a rockstar who had an interesting secret, an outdoorsy first date that turned into a nightmare at a gas station, and a tale that will knock the pasties right off your yabbos.
This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/CAMP today to get 10% off your first month.
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com
Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8JCamp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors
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Just listened to this Podcast. My friend turned me on to you guys. I'm so glad you two love Cincinnati. I live in Fairfield a few miles away from "The Jungle". That's what locals call it. It's like an adult field trip...lol. Hope you get back soon 😍