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Chris and Mike meet back up to talk about Chris' recent trip to Colonal Williamsburg, Jaz joins the show to talk about how she truly does not care what Chris does at this point and more.
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Chrissy Chaos is on the road this week, recorded in the green room at Cesars in Atlantic City before Sam Morril and Chris Disefano headlined, they sat in a green room drinking some "Bodega Cat" whiskey talking about Lebron, the Knicks, Sam starting a family at some point, Chris bringing his entire family to AC and more! Gary Vider and James Mattern also stop by the show for a little.
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
09:20 Kevin Spacey and Jon Bernthal
19:57 Gary V
28:53 Jasmine’s Ex is doing what??
41:28 Talkin AIDs!
50:11 JJ Reddick and Lebron
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
03:35 Subway Eat Fresh
10:15 The Amish
15:28 Julian Assange
18:10 Pammy Anderson
22:00 Stanley Cup
42:27 VOICEMAIL
45:38 Most Ripped Comedian?
52:25 THE PANTIES…
56:48 Chazz Palmenteiri
1:13:48 How Our Parents Act
1:19:35 Jasmine Cameo
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Ms. Pat coms to Chris' hosue in queens fully entering the chaos. She meets Jaz' dad, learns about Wiki Feet, helps decide which race has the best babies and more!
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Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler.
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
06:47 Mike’s Insane Car Accident
12:59 Chrissy the Ally in Europe
26:03 Dying Your Beard Broh
32:41 VOICEMAIL
42:15 Nems is Outside
46:10 Producer John’s Car Accident
53:18 Chris Almost Gets Assaulted in a Sauna
1:07:10 Fuck Locksmiths
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
06:35 Kimmel’s Go-To Pizza
12:45 Chrissy the German
16:35 Tits on a Man
20:49 Doing Drugs Broh
31:10 Late Night vs Radio
39:45 All About the Mets
43:00 VOICEMAILS!
44:50 Election Year Baby
54:38 Left Handed Brohs
57:40 Jimmy Jerkin It!
1:07:10 Kimmel Advice
Jimmy Kimmel and Chris talks about what it's like to host a late night
show, Jimmy's love of David Letterman, the election cycle's effect on
late night and what the best way to slam the ham is!
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
03:40 Jaz is Here!!
06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF
09:45 Distefano Family Cruise
17:53 The King of Queens
27:30 Weak and Gay
31:50 Kumail Nanjiani
35:59 Ahuasca
47:45 Chrissy Good Father
56:10 Talkin Recent Guests
1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig
1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS
1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy
1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 2
1:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses Chris
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
3:34 Having Babies
8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh
12:48 Drafting the American Civil War
20:34 FOX NEWS
24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag
29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH
37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers
50:51 Nas
54:45 Kat’s Boobs
58:49 VOICEMAILS
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 INTRO
5:22 Chrissy Courtside
11:21 Jalen Brunson Beef Update
30:32 Podcast Cringe / TRASHING Comics
34:08 Bobby Lee / Impaulsive
39:39 Jeff’s New Lady
47:29 What Happened to Jeff’s Eye…
52:58 Chris’s Top 5 Comics
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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about Chris' appearance on Joe Rogan, Chris' anxieties, the current protests across all college campuses and then two middle aged white men try to navigate the current rap beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake!
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Chris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time?
TIMESTAMPS
00:00 INTRO
01:46 Susan has 800 kids??
03:06 Chris’s First Impression
05:10 Rice Kings
12:50 Chris is Gay
24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh
38:23 Unsavable People
51:20 Phones are Bad for You
55:46 Susan’s Problems
1:04:04 Voicemail!
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00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids Story
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Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more!
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03:39 Low T
09:35 Mike’s Birthday!
19:32 Da Knicks
25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse
32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood
39:10 Kate Middleton :(
43:55 P-Diddler
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49:20 J-Lo is Fake
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Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!!
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07:12 - Chicken Parm
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26:57 - Relationships Yo
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36:34 - Mike's Birthday Surprise
39:17 - Our Dad’s Dicks!
45:17 - DRAKE BELL
56:05 - Live Read 2
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Rosebud Baker is the first guest of the Slam Magazine era! On this episode the group talks living in NYC, Trump v Biden. Andrew Tate, Kate Middleton and so much you can either go look at the time stamps or just be an adult and listen to the thing.
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04:15 - Saturday Night Live!
10:59 - Ghostbusters Premier
16:00 - Living in NYC
18:30 - Making Babies
22:42 - Primal Humans
30:23 - Andrew Tate and Gettin Jacked
35:49 - Producer John Update
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45:51 - Not Cocaine
48:30 - City Slickers
57:03 - Trump Vs Biden Round 2
1:09:33 - Iron Lung Guy Dead
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1:22:42 - LIVE LISTENER CALL!!!
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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are SHMACKED off edibles and fresh off a night out for Chris' surprise end of tour party and special taping Sunday night! No mean comments this week as we are looking for baby names for Mike (there's still time to leave one!), the guys talk about drugs, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Alex Jones, Ryan Garcia and so mich more!!
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00:00 - Chris’ Surprise Party
15:30 - Should the boys hop on a Cycle?
18:38 - Being in work mode
20:00 - What is a dirty pierre
23:00 - Mike’s sobriety
24:00 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson
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44:00 - Back to Mike Tyson and Jake Paul
9:00 - Mike’s DMT Trip
42:00 - Father John’s Updates from Ecuador
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1:19:08 - Parent of the Week: Ryan Garcia
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mid? Seinfelds stand up specials are top of the line but of course a muslim would say that, this retarded armenian probably thinks mo amer is the best to ever do it
mid? Seinfelds stand up specials are top of the line but of course a muslim would say that, this retarded armenian probably thinks mo amer is the best to ever do it
hilarious episode
there's her first mistake. calling them boys. find a grown man
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this podcast would be really funny IF I COULD HEAR IT
PLEASE STOP SMACKING FOOD ON THE CAST
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chrissy chatbot
ill go to church every week with Venetia
chrissy cat tamer
anybody seen Jim tews?
Cassady Cambell he does sketches on YouTube
please Chris don't take any more crypto scam ad reads!!!
This guy is the poster child for ADHD and American education reform!!! Love Chrissy Chlamydia, da FOG, TiTi, da pimp whose residentially challenged, and all things CHAOS! But this guy is a f'n idiot. Sorry brother, couldn't get through 15 minutes. Hope Semolina gets a bad case of Salmonella... #lawsuits #venuechanges #newmanagement
Ricky is a soy boy cuck
a little to much fake gay for me.
titi is hilarious man!!!! we love u titi!!!!
where is his best friend Opie radio?
😂😂😂😂This is a great episode!