Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(0:00) Connor is on a pre-baby golf binge(3:05) Homies React: Some more nominations for the All-Alien Team, and is Mike McDaniel overrated?(22:30) Schedule Release: Breaking down the NINE International Games(34:20) DraftKings: Division Favorites(48:00) Breece Hall: He thinks he’s a Top 10 RB…which RBs would we rather have?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “There are people way more important than me saying worse stuff!”(1:15) Coordinator Carousel: “I didn’t realize the turnover was this high”(14:00) Best Coordinator hire who was a Head Coach last year?(19:50) Best Coordinator hire who was a Head Coach before last year?(22:15) Best Coordinator pairing for a new Head Coach?(25:30) Best first-time NFL Offensive Coordinator?(27:10) Best first-time NFL Defensive Coordinator?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “The ‘90s are back!”(9:15) Homie comments: Old Trafford, “Pimp My Throw,” and more Sophomore Jump candidates(14:10) Brendan Sorsby…is he worth a supplemental draft pick?(20:55) Schedule Release: Cowboys-Giants on SNF Week 1(25:15) NFL NEWS: Breece Hall & Jets agree to 3-year deal(29:00) Cardinals sign Jeremiyah Love to $53M deal(30:50) David Njoku signs w/ Chargers(36:10) DraftKings: Vikings futures(38:35) Jauan Jennings signs w/ Vikings(41:25) Vikings QB competition: Kyler Murray vs J.J. McCarthy(43:45) Aaron Rodgers’ trip to Pittsburgh…is a tease?(51:05) NFL All-Alien TeamSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “I feel like I’m detoxing at a rate I’ve never experienced before” (5:10) Simms is back from London, and has a slideshow!(18:40)Connor has lost the mustache(28:55) Jaguars GM says Travis Hunter “is set to play both sides of the ball”(40:25) Deshaun Watson or Shedeur Sanders as Browns QB1?(45:00) Emeka Egbuka on post-Mike Evans Buccaneers(48:55) DraftKings 2026 Receiving Over/Unders for 2nd-Year Players(49:50) Sophomore Jumps: Which 2nd-Year Players will Take the Leap this Year?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “What do you have growing on your face?”(7:10) Chris learned an Arsenal chant(14:05) RIP Yankees legend John Sterling(16:25) 2026 Rookie Predictions: This year’s Cam Ward? Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza(20:35) This year’s Tyler Shough? Cardinals QB Carson Beck(24:20) This year’s TreVeyon Henderson? Cardinals RB Jeremiyah Love & Seahawks RB Jadarian Price(27:25) This year’s Quinshon Judkins? Commanders RB Kaytron Allen & Broncos RB Jonah Coleman(30:00) This year’s Cam Skattebo? Chargers WR Brenen Thompson & Buccaneers DB Keionte Scott(32:45) This year’s Tetairoa McMillan? Titans WR Carnell Tate, Saints WR Jordyn Tyson, Commanders WR Antonio Williams(37:05) This year’s Luther Burden III? Panthers WR Chris Brazzell II & Dolphins WR Chris Bell(39:40) This year’s Grey Zabel? Texans OL Keylan Rutledge & Ravens OL Vega Ioane(41:00) This year’s James Pearce Jr? Jets DE David Bailey, LB Malachi Lawrence, 49ers DL Romello Height(44:00) This year’s Abdul Carter? Chiefs DE R Mason Thomas, Ravens DE Zion Young, Patriots LB Gabe Jacas(47:15) This year’s Carson Schwesinger? Titans LB Anthony Hill Jr, Commanders LB Sonny Styles, Vikings LB Jake Golday(50:30) This year’s Nick Emmanwori? Cowboys S Caleb Downs & Browns S Emmanuel McNeil-Warren(52:45) Andy Reid says QB Patrick Mahomes is in “good position” to participate in OTAs(56:35) Fernando Mendoza learning to play from under center(1:01:00) Texans agree to 3-year extension with LB Azeez Al-Shaair(1:02:15) Why did the Lions decline Jack Campbell’s 5th-year option?(1:06:15) Surprise poll! Which Simms impression is better: Bane or Patrick Mahomes?(1:08:30) Malik Willis goes viral…why are QBs bad at throwing a baseball?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) You complete me’ debate – Austin Powers or Jerry McGuire (10:00) Recap of viewer comments from last episode (23:20) 49ers WR: De’Zhaun Stribling vs Ricky Pearsall (28:30) Ravens LBs: Robinson vs. Green vs. Young (33:50) Saints DT: Christen Miller vs Davon Godchaux (38:45) Rookie vs Vet: Giants CB Colton Hood vs Greg Newsome (41:15) Falcons WR: Zachariah Branch v Olamide Zaccheaus (42:44) Panthers WR: Chris Brazzel vs Xavier Legette (53:25) Odds for #1 pick in 2027 NFL Draft  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “You’ve got the fresh-pressed ‘ready for Nobu’ look”(1:45) 2026 Draft Favorite Picks(2:25) Round 1: Cowboys Caleb Downs & Giants Arvell Reese(5:05) Round 2: Texans Kayden McDonald & Packers Brandon Cisse(7:10) DraftKings: Offensive Rookie of the Year odds(10:55) Round 3: Falcons Zachariah Branch & Colts AJ Haulcy(12:45) Round 4: Raiders Jermod McCoy, Broncos Jonah Coleman, & Buccaneers Keionte Scott(17:15) Round 5: Browns Justin Jefferson & Panthers Sam Hecht(19:55) Round 6: Giants J.C. Davis & Commanders Kaytron Allen(22:15) Round 7: Patriots Behren Morton & Jets VJ PayneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Connor got the full Simms family experience at the barn(7:45) 2026 Draft Winners: Giants(14:15) Jets(19:15) Dolphins(26:15) Chargers(30:10) DraftKings: Defensive Rookie of the Year odds(31:30) 2026 Draft Winners: Cowboys(34:10) Eagles(38:05) Cardinals(40:05) Panthers(42:35) Bears(44:35) Browns(48:25) Vikings(50:35) Saints(53:10) 2026 Sketchy Drafts: Rams & Ty Simpson(1:00:40) Jaguars(1:03:45) Diego Pavia goes undrafted & unsignedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Welcome to the Simms Barn!(1:58) #1 Raiders: QB Fernando Mendoza(4:00) #2 Jets: EDGE David Bailey(7:30) #3 Cardinals: RB Jeremiyah Love(10:00) #4 Titans: WR Carnell Tate(13:30) #5 Giants: LB/EDGE Arvell Reese(17:30) #6 Chiefs (via CLE): CB Mansoor Delane(19:40) #7 Commanders: LB Sonny Styles(22:45) #8 Saints: WR Jordyn Tyson(25:40) #9 Browns (via KC): OT Spencer Fano(27:40) #10 Giants: OT Francis Mauigoa(30:00) #11 Cowboys (via MIA): S Caleb Downs(32:05) #12 Dolphins (via DAL): OT Kadyn Proctor(34:55) #13 Rams: QB Ty Simpson(38:50) #14 Ravens: G Olaivavega Ioane(40:55) #15 Buccaneers: EDGE Rueben Bain Jr.(43:05) #16 Jets: TE Kenyon Sadiq(45:45) #17 Lions: OT Blake Miller(48:05) #18 Vikings: DT Caleb Banks(50:20) #19 Panthers: OT Monroe Freeling(52:15) #20 Eagles (via DAL): WR Makai Lemon (USC)(54:55) #21 Steelers: OT Max Iheanachor (Arizona State)(57:20) #22 Chargers: EDGE Akheem Mesidor (Miami)(59:25) #23 Cowboys (via DAL): EDGE Malachi Lawrence (UCF)(1:01:40) #24 Browns: WR KC Concepcion (Texas A&M)(1:03:35) #25 Bears: S Dillon Thieneman (Oregon)(1:05:40) #26 Texans (via BUF): G Keylan Rutledge (Georgia Tech)(1:08:40) #27 Dolphins (via SF): CB Chris Johnson (San Diego State)(1:10:30) #28 Patriots (via HOU>BUF): OT Caleb Lomu (Utah)(1:12:30) #29 Chiefs: DT Peter Woods (Clemson)(1:15:00) #30 Jets (via MIA>SF): WR Omar Cooper Jr. (Indiana)(1:17:30) #31 Titans (via NE): EDGE Keldric Faulk (Auburn)(1:20:35) #32 Seahawks: RB Jadarian Price (Notre Dame)(1:24:00) Best & Worst Picks; Best Available Players in Round 2See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Is Chris a psychopath for working out without headphones?(8:20) Simms 2026 Draft Big Board: #1 QB Fernando Mendoza (Indiana)(13:50) #2 LB/EDGE Arvell Reese (Ohio State)(16:10) #3 RB Jeremiyah Love (Notre Dame)(17:15) #4 EDGE Rueben Bain Jr. (Miami)(18:35) #5 WR Jordyn Tyson (Arizona State)(21:00) #6 EDGE Akheem Mesidor (Miami)(22:45) #7 EDGE David Bailey (Texas Tech)(24:00) #8 LB Sonny Styles (Ohio State)(24:40) #9 S Caleb Downs (Ohio State)(25:30) #10 T Monroe Freeling (Georgia)(27:20) #11 DT Caleb Banks (Florida)(28:40) #12 T Francis Mauigoa (Miami)(29:10) #13 WR Denzel Boston (Washington)(31:15) #14 EDGE Zion Young (Missouri)(32:20) #15 DT Kayden McDonald (Ohio State)(34:30) #16 TE Kenyon Sadiq (Oregon)(35:55) #17 WR Carnell Tate (Ohio State)(38:25) #18 G Vega Ioane (Penn State)(39:10) #19 T Max Iheanachor (Arizona State)(40:35) #20 CB Colton Hood (Tennessee)(45:40) #21 S Dillon Thieneman (Oregon)(46:45) #22 CB Mansoor Delane (LSU)(48:15) #23 EDGE T.J. Parker (Clemson)(49:05) #24 T Kadyn Proctor (Alabama)(50:00) #25 T Blake Miller (Clemson)(55:25) DraftKings odds David Bailey or Arvell Reese as #2 pick?(59:35) #AskMeAnything: Your final draft questions on the Jets, Browns, Bengals, Giants, Commanders, Ty Simpson, Seahawks, Chiefs, Rams, Eagles, Cowboys, & BearsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Connor tells the story about “The Tech Table” at Bleacher Report(2:00) NEWS: Trent Williams, 49ers work out new deal(3:30) Texans, Will Anderson Jr. agree to 3-year contract extension(7:55) Zay Flowers criticizes John Harbaugh’s tough practices(13:45) Eric DeCosta on drafting older players(17:55) Simms 2026 Mock Draft Reactions: The homies ask about the Chiefs, Commanders, Giants, & PatriotsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “It’s my cannabis outfit!”(4:15) “This is one of the most embarrassing stories of my life”(8:45) NEWS: Bengals trade 10th overall pick to Giants for Dexter Lawrence(23:55) Simms 2026 Mock Draft: “This shit is hard!”(25:55) #1 Raiders(26:55) #2 Jets(29:15) #3 Cardinals(31:35) #4 Titans(33:55) #5 Commanders (trade w/ NYG)(35:25) #6 Browns(36:40) #7 Giants (trade w/ WAS)(38:35) #8 Saints(41:10) #9 Chiefs(43:40) #10 Giants(45:35) #11 Buccaneers (trade w/ MIA)(46:55) #12 Cowboys(48:10) #13 Jets (trade w/ LAR)(51:45) #14 Ravens(53:55) #15 Dolphins (trade w/ TB)(55:00) #16 Rams (trade w/ NYJ)(58:05) #17 Lions(59:55) #18 Vikings(1:02:30) #19 Panthers(1:03:35) #20 Cowboys(1:05:05) #21 Browns (trade w/ PIT)(1:06:35) #22 Bears (trade w/ LAC)(1:07:40) #23 Eagles(1:08:55) #24 Steelers (trade w/ CLE)(1:11:10) #25 Chargers (trade w/ CHI)(1:12:45) #26 Bills(1:13:45) #27 49ers(1:14:55) #28 Texans(1:17:20) #29 Chiefs(1:19:10) #30 Dolphins(1:20:05) #31 Patriots (to then trade to Eagles?)(1:22:10) #32 SeahawksSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Why did Page Six call Chris yesterday?(9:25) Round 1 Grades: How many players deserve one in this draft?(37:45) DraftKings: Total Round 1 picks at each position(42:40) Draft Rumors: Cowboys trade up for Sonny Styles?(46:40) Pick #7 is the “floor” for Caleb Downs(49:05) Giants & Dexter Lawrence “should come to a head before the Draft”(54:50) Simms 2026 Draft OL Honorable Mentions: Blake Miller, Chase Bisontis, & Markel BellSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  (0:00) Chris tells the story of letting his daughter watch Jurassic Park at a (questionably?) young age(4:45) Simms 2026 Draft OL Rankings: Why is the NFL short on good O-linemen?(13:20) #1 T Monroe Freeling (Georgia)(19:50) #2 T Francis Mauigoa (Miami)(28:20) #3 T Max Iheanachor (Arizona State)(35:45) #4 T Kadyn Proctor (Alabama)(41:30) #5 T Caleb Lomu (Utah)(47:50) #1 iOL Emmanuel Pregnon (Oregon)(52:35) #2 iOL Keylan Rutledge (Georgia Tech)(56:05) #3 iOL Vega Ioane (Penn State)(59:40) #4 iOL Spencer Fano (Utah)(1:04:20) #5 iOL Jake Slaughter (Florida)(1:09:55) DraftKings OL odds to be drafted Top 10(1:12:00) Commanders debut new uniformsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “It’s Tuesday! I can say anything I want!!!”(0:50) NEWS: Chris & Connor address the Mike Vrabel-Diana Russini story(4:35) Rueben Bain Jr. was involved in fatal car collision in 2024(10:25) Packers will trade WR Dontayvion Wicks to the Eagles(12:25) Report: Jaguars plan for Travis Hunter to be a full-time corner(16:40) Simms 2026 Draft DT Honorable Mentions: Peter Woods (Clemson)(24:10) Zxavian Harris (Ole Miss)(30:05) #AskMeAnything: The homies ask about Kenyon Sadiq, Sam Roush, and scouting CBsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) The Masters has given us yet another depressing Jets stat(5:10) Simms 2026 Draft DT Rankings: Do draft analysts underrate this position?(7:45) #1 DT Kayden McDonald (Ohio State)(20:05) #2 DT Christen Miller (Georgia)(27:50) #3 DT Caleb Banks (Florida)(36:15) #4 DT Domonique Orange (Iowa State)(43:25) #5 DT Lee Hunter (Texas Tech)(50:50) DraftKings DT odds to be drafted Round 1(56:05) Recapping Simms' Top 5 DTSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) We learn why Chris greets friends as “f*ckface”(7:15) Simms 2026 TE Rankings: How hard is it to evaluate TEs?(17:00) #1 TE Kenyon Sadiq (Oregon)(27:05) DraftKings odds of team to draft Kenyon Sadiq(30:25) #2 TE Eli Stowers (Vanderbilt)(39:55) #3 TE Sam Roush (Stanford)(45:00) #4 TE Oscar Delp (Georgia)(49:20) #5 TE Eli Raridon (Notre Dame)(55:50) Recapping Simms’ Top 5 TE(57:15) Homie reactions on Kenyon Sadiq, Eli Stowers, and…NASA?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “Scottie Scheffler…whatever your name is…you owe me money!”(6:25) Will we see a Top 10 without any SEC players drafted?(17:05) Simms 2026 Draft CB Rankings: #1 Jermod McCoy (Tennessee)(26:10) #2 CB Brandon Cisse (South Carolina)(36:20) #3 CB Colton Hood (Tennessee)(43:30) #4 CB Mansoor Delane (LSU)(52:40) Recapping Simms Top 4 CBs(58:50) DraftKings Odds of CBs drafted in Round 1(59:50) Simms 2026 Draft Honorable Mentions: Keionte Scott (Miami)(1:05:45) CB D’Angelo Ponds (Indiana)(1:09:55) CB Avieon Terrell (Clemson)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Dexter Lawrence requests trade from Giants(5:10) Pete opened the door, and Conspiracy Chris busted through(10:20) Will the Raiders start Kirk Cousins over Fernando Mendoza?(18:05) 2026 Draft Mysteries: Where and when does Ty Simpson go?(22:55) Will a 2nd RB go in Round 1?(24:55) How much do teams care about positional value?(27:45) How many EDGE defenders go in Round 1?(33:25) Which teams trade up in Round 1?(36:35) Who is the 3rd QB drafted, and what round does he go?(38:25) When is A.J. Brown traded?(40:55) How many WRs go in Round 1?(44:10) 2026 Draft Safety Honorable Mentions: Bud Clark (TCU)(47:00) S AJ Haulcy (LSU)(48:35) S Michael Taaffe (Texas)(50:35) S Zakee Wheatley (Penn State)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Caleb Downs is a student of the game…but not that good a student(4:50) Simms 2026 Draft S Rankings: How has scouting safeties changed in today’s NFL?(9:40) S #1 Caleb Downs (Ohio State)(23:50) DraftKings: Caleb Downs’ draft pick(30:15) S #2 Dillon Thieneman (Oregon)(36:45) S #3 Genesis Smith (Arizona)(42:55) S #4 Emmanuel McNeil-Warren (Toledo)(48:05) S #5 Treydan Stukes (Arizona)(51:55) S #6 Miles Scott (Illinois)(57:30) Recapping Simms’ Top 6 SafetiesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.