Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about states where road rage is the worst, Champagne sales are down due to global unhappiness, Aunt and Uncle Day, woman’s encounter with bears in Northern Canada, gator found in Detroit home, kid robbed at gun point for his phone, 8-year-old talks to reporter about surviving a tornado, ship stuck in space, oldest message in a bottle found, 2024 Olympic Summer Games kick off today, NBC will put heart monitor on athletes’ parents, Olympic condoms, Fielder Family, punter camped outside Dolphins practice facility hoping for a tryout, Deadpool & Wolverine official opening, Lisa Kudrow talks about filming the fountain scene for Friends intro, Lady Gaga taught herself to sing poorly for Joker 2, Justin Timberlake the lone holdout preventing N’SYNC reunion, Mick Jagger birthday, security found drugs in man’s bags at airport, man showed neighbor his b-hole after a fight, guy goes into neighbor’s porch and touches himself, church assistant arrested for embezzlement, man’s penis tip amputated, science has grown mouse testicles, suspects escape holding cell claiming they shapeshifted into cats, man sets record for twerking, swinger festival just wrapped up its 4-day event, building residents were throwing poop at electrical workers for working slowly, Ask Dave & Chuck The Freak, should she tell husband that she likes porn?, is ‘suck it up buttercup’ offensive?, should he or not?, wanted woman walks by the search party, old man attacked package thief, woman flipped out on people on public beach, mercury has a 10-mile thick diamond mantle, court rules boneless wings can have bones, people order more when ordering from a touch screen, Indian man had to commit crimes to prove to government that he was still alive, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about National Wine And Cheese Day, who wins in a breakup, Alexa can translate Gen Z speech, liquids you can take on a plane, passenger from plane that came close to the ground shares video, unaccompanied kids still stuck around country because of flight cancelations, Scouts help guy who had a medical emergency while on a flight, guy climbed down hotel balconies to try to escape police, update on cinder blocks holding up roller coaster, bad gas caused problems for drivers, guy has heart attack while on vacation and gets massive bill, jury duty, Canada women’s soccer coaches banned from Olympics for spying, Taylor Swift scheduled compared to Chiefs, Billy Ray Cyrus recording, Veep sees hurting viewership spike, Deadpool & Wolverine, Inside Out 2 highest grossing animated movie of all-time, salmon sperm facials, working at SNL is the most cringy job in show business, Hello Kitt is not a cat, Mick Fleetwood has album coming out with a ukulele master, woman spits in manager’s face over missing chicken finger and ranch, woman calls in false emergencies for the sexual thrill of an ambulance ride, teen derailed train so he could see it, teacher caught jerking in public park and cemetery, have you ever had a tragic flip-flop story?, gas station clerk accused of stealing lotto ticket when he scanned it, man’s winning lotto email ended up in spam folder, shark attacked aquarium employee in Iowa, great white shark sighting, family says that fish fell from the sky and damaged car, guy who was stranded at airport rented a U-Haul, face stickers to cover up zits, family saved baby bird by wrapping it up in a warm tortilla, man run over by bus trying to steal old man’s phone, manhunt for man with word EVIL tattooed across face, scammers taking advantage of marathon runners, a doctor quit to become an influencer, bogus credit card disputes, drug dealers post videos on TikTok on how to make drugs, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about real life cheat codes, Jason’s massage therapist, husband and son went bike riding for hours and can’t sit down, gets an adrenaline rush under his balls when he sees fail videos, guy caught filming up ladies’ skirts at store, man flashes junk at hotel pool, whale landed on a boat, hydrothermal explosion at Yellowstone, Delta still struggling after the tech outage, woman’s purse was swiped at Walmart, wiener mobile in rollover accident, discussions about an 18-game NFL schedule, WNBA viewer number, University of Michigan sign stealing scandal documentary on Netflix, ballpark food, Paris Olympics, Celine Dion will perform at Olympics, Snoop Dogg will carry Olympic torch, Hawk Tuah Girl, Jelly Roll said he wanted to do a half marathon, Sydney Sweeney phone hacked, Keanu Reeves says he has been thinking about mortality a lot, Halle Berry poses topless with cats, Amazon trying to put an end to decision paralysis for what to watch, Deadpool & Wolverine with Madonna, Katy Perry’s new single is a bust, woman attacked fiancé during prenup argument, hooker steals $120K worth of jewelry from John in Vegas, big guy got lost hiking, woman’s nipple fell off after breast surgery in Turkey, woman found out her engagement ring was worthless, man bit by snake and bit it to death in retaliation, shooting between land owner and guy who lived in trailer on land, roller coaster being held up by cinder blocks, man jerks off at nature reserve, Big Foot hunter, duck eggs, most useless things you’ve memorized, teen saved woman from submerged car in lake, woman dances out of a bar and falls into manhole, woman wants to return wedding dress found on side of road to owner, old guy who works for McDonald’s, happiest employees work in construction, National Tequila Day, man who was ordered to avoid booze called cops to get a ride when drunk, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman’s mac and cheese order from California Pizza Kitchen was just a container of cheese, top fast food restaurants, favorite dips for the summer, fluffy Coke, Southwest Airlines plane drops dangerously close to the ground again, more travel cancellations due to software failure, thieves steal $1M worth of Wagoneers, pizza place busted using underage labor, Costco’s apocalypse food bucket, guy creates chirping device to get homeless to leave his apartment building, Britney Griner playing for Team USA, LSU player recorded sex with woman without her consent, tarantula in golf cup, Ozzy Osbourne said he was fed up with Britney Spears dance videos and Britney responds, in the running to replace Vanna White, what guys do when they get aroused while filming a sex scene, Justin Long admits that he pooped the bed next to his hot wife, Celebs people say they could never hate, guy was using funnel to drink margaritas out of his lady’s butt, guy in Walgreens bathroom overnight, whole jar of salsa dropped in pool caused $20K in damage, 24-year-old streamer died after eating too much on camera, human finger found on driveway, teacher posted pics of her and partner online, guy used drone to spy on wife he suspected was cheating, couple gets divorced after 3 minutes, Mayor accused of attacking husband with a metal tool, man dies after taking accidental bullet to the chest, golf course worker dies after being attacked by swarm of bees, woman attacked by cluster of venomous spiders, sharks on cocaine, electrician busted stealing power from neighbors’ houses, man busted with giant African snails at airport, man tried to smuggle snakes across border in his pants, people and dog rescued after boat ran to ground, man’s house listed as location to return car boot, Kum & Go changing name, how long people spend online shopping, dog came home after going missing for 9 years, liquor stores went on strike in Canada and guy stole several bottles of booze, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave’s trip to Buc-ee’s, old man tried to kill kids who ding-dong-ditched him, old man assaults 20-year-old during road rage incident, update on the big software glitch, video of Spirit Airlines employees freaking out at passengers, family of 9 left behind in Alaska by cruise line, 2 Grizzly Bears escape Detroit Zoo, a surgeon saved umpire’s life at her kid’s baseball game, box of Auto Blows in Dave’s office, next year’s MLB Opening Day dates, Ric Flair wants to have been included in Greatest Athletes Of All-Time List, break dancing at the Olympics, the Kelce brothers’ cereal, Twisters opening weekend, Bruce Springsteen now worth over $1B, Family Guy writer thinks it is not acceptable to wear sweatpants on a plane, former city employee vandalizes Vice Mayor’s home with tiny sausages, man accused of jerking inside a Walmart, 97-year-old bartender gets into fight, Big Sam’s Club brawl, teen struck by lightning while doing yard work, guy who won $2B Powerball has new Instagram model girlfriend, dad puts home invader in ICU after he attacked his kids, EMS workers steal Mail Drop box while on duty, UPS driver seen dumping packages in dumpster on camera, entire HOA board quits because President was bullying them, sleep divorce, 74-year-old breaks national power lifting record, PornHub blocks access for Nebraska because of law, woman tried to dine and dash but forgot her purse, guy robbed 3 places in 30 minutes, man rescued from a hole, another guy shot at group of teens for playing ding-dong-ditch, flushable wipes are not flushable, guy dropped ring during proposal, Chinese man commutes 200 miles every day so he can see his wife, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a 4-year-old lost in the woods, fake pee used for drug tests, gluten, global tech outages, Paris Mayor swam in the river, The Mirage in Las Vegas closing, man died from 150-degree shower in Kentucky motel, ride tipped over at carnival injuring people, CIA analyst acted as agent for South Korea in exchange for expensive items, Andy saw a road rage incident, flight attendant had to close bathroom door shut during flight, giant hairball removed from woman’s stomach, a man made soap out of body fat, what was your worst make out session?, what’s his perversion?, woman uses dance moves to try to get out of DUI, man blames farts on dog, artist who is sexually attracted to Mona Lisa, Sheriff’s volunteer busted selling drugs, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a Walmart Hot Or Not?, strange places you’ve seen someone watching porn, Andy thinks it’s Tuesday, taking Xanax to calm the nerves, meteor shakes New York City, everlasting dinner kit, 6 people found dead in Bangkok luxury hotel, hot Florida woman crashes into Popeyes, naked kayaker rescued on Lake Erie, marshmallow guns, water metal detectors, what you found after going through your partner’s phone, locked apps, big guy falls trying to steal beer, shortage of 911 operators, co-workers leave one off of lotto winnings, where does America rank in penis size, electro shocks to last longer in bed, thug kills gay lover who threatened to release pics, bear chases family into house, woman tries to kill ex over what she found on his phone, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a Crazy Bread freak-out, dirty restaurant dishes, Ingrid Andress says she was drunk during National Anthem, being drunk in public, trapped at work, Richard Simmons death update, people with high energy, running errands, oversized delivery boxes, guy locked in pharmacy overnight, woman busted drunk driving after casino win, tunnels found in Mexico, man scams Russians as fake lawyer, Ohio man arrested with gerbils down pants, Chuck’s encounter with Ohio brothers, taste aversion, our love for Arby’s, pooping your pants in public, company embezzles money to fund owner’s side rap career, HOA late fees, Fantasy Fest, naked restaurant, man uses toilet as a weapon, a noisy neighbor solution, shirtless man eats spaghetti with his bare hands, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a Texas man who shot his neighbor, an overweight cop’s weight loss, first date tests, rain making everyone late, Chicago storm, people got sick on Detroit flight, Homerun Derby National Anthem, Copa America fans break into stadium through vents, ice cream truck swept out to sea, Andy offered glove at gas station, Jason’s massage, guy unicycles across Ireland, Dave Portnoy almost swept away at sea, vending machines with ammo, losing wallets, Chuck left phone behind in gross Kroger bathroom, man gets stung in eyeball by bee, man peed on $500 worth of deli sandwiches, LEGO thefts, cop pulled over driverless car, bachelor and bachelorette party strippers, grandma who reviews sex toys, man jerks in upscale apartment complex, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a pooping killer, an old man jerking on a plane, the worst thing that’s happened to your genitals, Andy’s lazy break, Chuck tries to clean, Lisa hosting a party, golfing, Jason’s broken computer, Alec Baldwin Rust trial, celebrity deaths, Chuck’s cryptic tweet, haunted locations, betting on Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, fireworks on the 4th of July, pervs on a plane, nails found in a used couch, flesh eating disease death, snake found in couch, man gets black fungus in the brain, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about whether or not you would tell your buddy if you saw him on Porn Hub, what happened to a guy who sprayed foam inside his penis, when you were swindled on Tinder, the carpet fetish, why a woman stabbed her boyfriend over a movie, unwanted shoe deliveries, why a d-bag punched a hole in the wall of an ice cream parlor, what a husband did that made his wife shoot him, an ex-con porn star, the dating life of a bearded lady, what happened to a guy who passed out in a car full of drugs and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the strange place a bird decided to nest, a homemade helicopter, why someone stole some human heads, what a woman got stuck inside of herself, substitute teacher stories, if super man is circumcised, the most intimate thing you’ve done for a partner, why a cop pulled a gun on a youth group, cheating revenge, what happened when a drunk guy who was posing as a cop tried to pull over a real cop and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what happened when a semi dragged a car along on the road, wrong numbers, the world’s loudest burp, a Splenda fight, a mishap with a hippo at the zoo, an arrest at a pickleball court, what fetish the show unlocked for you, what a cop was busted doing while on the job, what happened when a woman slapped a cop’s ass, why peppers were thrown down a dude’s chimney, things you wish guys would stop doing, how selfies got truck thieves busted and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how an old woman got revenge on her ex, someone who pooped on the floor of a goodwill, the crazy way that a woman was killed by her roommate, letting your partner see your phone, a fake kidnapping, your worst hookup ever, the craziest thing you busted a partner watching, the weirdest way you injured yourself, the petty reason that a woman tried to poison a guy, maple syrup crimes and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the Satan club, why you woke up in the hospital, a perv on OnlyFans, the human punching bag, the postal worker who left an old lady on the ground, why a guy was hiding in hotel bed sheets, when you were a bitch, when one of Dave’s shoes became new, the secret you would like shared at your funeral, an old lady who won twice at the casino in less than a month, dating people who look like you and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what happened when a crane operator had to poop, how the upper class is now lower class, how an old man in a wheelchair ended up in a lake, young guy dating mistakes, an old pilot, Boston space savers, the hottest thing you ever ate, a nightclub that will ask stinky people to leave, what happened when a plate of pot brownies ended up in a senior center by mistake, background checks on a dating site and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about memorable clients that strippers have had, why a guy was tasered in an airport, your worst idea that did not go your way, an Airbnb mistake, how a dude used magic to rob a Walmart, a tattoo mystery, whether or not a listener should sell their socks, far jar NFTs, why and old trainer sued his gym, why a nude man threatened to beat another guy with a barbell and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how you could get paid to do nothing, the stupid thing that you did for a dare, the adult man Boy Scout, disturbing thing you found in a nightstand, a crazy lady loses it on a plane, Dave’s plane movie reviews, Dave’s nightmare, living in a murder house, why a guy threatened to shoot his neighbor, how donating your pubes could help to save the planet, a shoe store theft fail and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how movie seats caused controversy, what crawled up through someone’s toilet, someone who tried a DIY circumcision, how an old man burned himself, freakouts at a Taco Bell, a sculpture of poop made out of snow, a squirrel rampage, things that got stuck in people’s penises in previous years, how single guys seem less into sex these days, what happened to someone who broke into an old guy’s house, what hookers did with items they stole from a guy, what a lady did to bust her man at the strip club and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what a d-bag did in a hotel, the most intimate thing you’ve done for a partner, the nipple biting perv, tattoo mishaps, dentures that found their way home after being lost for 11 years, a drive thru flasher, money lending regrets, a lung injury sustained after jerking, a Reddit post with a butt in it, why a mob boss put a hit out on his doctor, whay a cop grabbed a dude’s balls, the old guy who fell into a volcano and more!