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15The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked.
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Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more!
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In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues.
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Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries...
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First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments.
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Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.
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Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.
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Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?"
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The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots!
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Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot...
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The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.
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The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.
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Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.
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Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode.
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Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man?
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Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter.
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The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter...
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Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can.
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Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!!
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Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss!
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need a part 2 of this
I can only imagine the thought running threw the gentlemans head that gave Mark the "massage" thinking the whole time......."why the F*** doesn't this guy move them out of the way, I'm being very direct that he needs to move them. Fine take this!". or if he thought "Damn this has to be one of the weirdest kinks ever."! I laughed so hard. Thanks for making my day boys!
actually, interestingly, in medieval times it was thought a womans orgasm was needed for conception. and some ppl now adays still think that the contractions from an o help with conception. if the latter is wholly factual, i cannot say. :)
actually, interestingly, in medieval times it was thought a womans orgasm was needed for conception. and some ppl now adays still think that the contractions from an o help with conception. if the latter is wholly factual, i cannot say. :)
I'm sorry but "Does baby diapers has stem cell cure?" fucking ended me. It's just so fucking funny. Wade over here creating Yahoo questions. God that's hilarious.
I would love to get a part 2 and hear more about games like the final fantasy franchise, bioshock, persona, the witcher, etc.
red blue silver and gold versions were fire, I agree with Wade it has diluted over the years but still a solid game
I could see someone animating this podcast. it would be hallarious
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Vents…,That’s probably the dumbest and most entertaining horror comedy I’ve ever heard. Can’t wait till someone animates it.
Also I like the whole "liking gross smells" thing cuz I have one like that. I've owned sheep for over 13 years, and I love those little shits even if there really aren't that many braincells knocking around in their heads sometimes. And I love the smell of their wool, especially if it's been freshly shoren and not cleaned, other than maybe just sprayed with a water hose to make the shearing process easier. There's just something about the smell of lanolin mixed with their wool that just makes my brain happy. It's not exactly a good or bad smell, but it's definitely something that most people would probably find unappealing. But I love it, and my mom does too. It's just a nice smell that gives my brain the good ol serotonin. However, I do not like the smell of ram wool. The testosterone and other hormones made by intact male sheep and goats makes them smell just plain disgusting. Like after we shave a ram, I always kinda wrinkle my nose at the smell of my chore clothes cuz it just stinks in a very special kinda way (and I usually wash em soon after that no matter what due the smell, where otherwise I can go a while without washing them because they're meant to get dirty anyway. My mom does the same with her chore clothes). But ewes and wethers (females and castrated males, respectively) are totally fine. Good, even. I dunno. It's weird. Maybe it's just something weird I've picked up after living on a farm my whole life and loving to work with my animals. I dunno.
everything they said about God was completely wrong and I'm triggered don't hate me for being triggered bc imagine if some people negatively misinterpreted the person you love most in your life, and they put them down without actually knowing what they were talking about, that's how I feel
Wade over here like "why is it showing me an ad for a vibrator??" Wade did you forget about your best quote of all time of "I TOOK A PISS IN MA VIBRATOR." I just watched that Satisfactory episode again the other day, and that quote always ends me.
Zaxby's is better than canes
Louis Guzman's Gomez Addams wig is horrible. He is a fine actor, and I'm sure he will do fine in the role. I will always hate watching because his wig is hideous.
Mark definitely should revisit Cry of Fear Afraid of Monsters, also there is Remorse: The List - Cry of Fear like game recently came out
I hate Mexican food
I love how they started the episode just talking about condoms 😆
Fazoli’s is S tier ask for the “Pizza Bake Spaghetti” you might have to ask for it. It’s my favorite dish!
Jesus Christ, the story about girl getting stuck on the fence are kinda ptsd for me. When I was like 10, me and my friends were climbing on the brick wall and on the top of the brick wall was a spiked fence. We all climbed over it and went running on some ski base territory, than we stated coming back over the same wall with spiked fence. I was the last one who was climbing over the fence. Oh boy……… When I was halfway over it, I nailed my arm on the spike, it went almost all the way through 5 cm above my elbow. I pulled it out because of adrenaline and shock. After half a minute I was in horrible pain, I ran home crying and yelling. Parents were in shock, we went to ER, they stitched my arm up. It was painful because they opened my wound forcefully and poured peroxide in my wound it hurt that much that I yelled. It was fine until it started festering under stitches. Then they opened it again, cleaned it and left me in ER for two weeks. It was horrible experience in my life. Wanted to share my story with everyone. Kids are stupid 😰