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The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

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Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
When Was That Again?

When Was That Again?

2025-02-2401:02:554

When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Best, The Worst

The Best, The Worst

2025-03-2101:08:083

For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Right In The Sauce Box

Right In The Sauce Box

2025-03-0354:354

Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mark Prepared For This

Mark Prepared For This

2025-02-1458:156

Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
WordPad Broke

WordPad Broke

2025-02-1001:00:077

All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Acronyms, But Better

Acronyms, But Better

2025-02-0753:589

Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Big Dog Energy

Big Dog Energy

2025-02-0301:02:215

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
More Broken News

More Broken News

2025-01-3147:125

Wade gets himself canceled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Order Matters Too

Order Matters Too

2025-01-2758:144

Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires. As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Where Am I?!

Where Am I?!

2025-01-1050:303

Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Distractible Paradox

The Distractible Paradox

2025-01-0647:357

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Time and Stuff

Time and Stuff

2025-01-0347:466

It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Does Order Matters?

Does Order Matters?

2024-12-3054:403

New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
New Year, Old Us

New Year, Old Us

2024-12-2757:332

Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Merry Christmas, Bob!

Merry Christmas, Bob!

2024-12-2301:04:324

Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
[Insert Topic Here]

[Insert Topic Here]

2024-12-2001:02:013

[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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itsnyeeee

editing on this episode is jumping all over the place. replaying moments again that just happened.

Mar 18th
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Hunter

First comment

Feb 13th
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Mellow undertale

lmao mark face

Feb 12th
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Albertt

f off

Jan 5th
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ali pinzon

where was the Shakira lyrics

Jan 4th
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gloot gaboot

please dont ream me oh god no stop

Dec 29th
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Mellow undertale

isn't this supposed to be Bob hosting?

Dec 22nd
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happy ghost

I have been distracted

Dec 9th
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ali pinzon

prior o the salt talk I was walking around my kitchen looking for a salty snack cause I was craving it and I feel both seen and called out for my love of salt.

Dec 9th
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Sean Rosenau

Secretary of Defense: Resurrected Bruce Lee

Dec 1st
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Jill Leak

Rage. I, as a 5 foot 4 inch female, would have fought those men... unacceptable.... I would've gone for their jugular with my teeth. Fuck those guys.

Nov 24th
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the nomad of nowhere

they did predict aliens visiting so precisely

Nov 21st
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Dashimi

the episode was great and all but it feels like it's missing something... some mud perhaps.

Nov 7th
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Shannon Isgrig

Circumcision is also meant as a method of maintaining health in the male genitals.

Oct 24th
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ali pinzon

as a banker, this episode hurt, lol

Oct 8th
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Sean Rosenau

Isn't Markiplier a FUCKING MILLIONAIRE? Pay the locksmith, you pathetic bitch.

Oct 7th
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Becky Manry

If i wanted to listen to old buys I'll go relisyen old episodes. would rather we get no episodes than thus low effort slop

Oct 4th
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Alex Sky

That sounds like such a fun challenge! I’d love to see how they interact—solving https://riddlemastery.com/ riddles while keeping up with rhymes would make for an entertaining conversation!

Sep 28th
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Becky Manry

an actual minute of silence would have been preferable to the unnerving sounds

Sep 21st
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Jonathan Fancher

Only Reason I Downloaded The App

Sep 15th
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