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The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

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Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Theater Of The Mind

Theater Of The Mind

2024-07-2649:001

The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Glauber Salt

Glauber Salt

2024-07-2251:212

This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Red 40, Set Hut!

Red 40, Set Hut!

2024-07-1556:592

Red red dye, goes to Mark's head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sorry For My Singing

Sorry For My Singing

2024-07-1201:01:352

Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Dumb of Humanity

The Dumb of Humanity

2024-07-0857:121

I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Saving You Money!

Saving You Money!

2024-07-0554:411

Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
20 Easy Questions

20 Easy Questions

2024-06-2401:01:317

Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Shotgun Roulette

Shotgun Roulette

2024-06-0751:095

So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Two Truths And A Lie

Two Truths And A Lie

2024-06-0358:583

Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
My Body Betrayed Me

My Body Betrayed Me

2024-05-3153:432

Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Naming 100 Women

Naming 100 Women

2024-05-2738:254

100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
World Wade Supremacy

World Wade Supremacy

2024-05-2436:113

THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline* Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1000 Hour Energy

1000 Hour Energy

2024-05-2047:073

Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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SarahN Dipity

two bards, one potion

Jul 2nd
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Wyatt Stewart

lol

Jun 24th
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Corcelim

This episode is a perfect example of what I love about Distractible!

Jun 7th
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Graeme Alexander

Ep 2-17 seem to have disappeared...

May 18th
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The ripper

dude y do they almost miss over mark not cool and they got made at him when he Play them #Justiceformark

Mar 18th
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Clarice Adams

I remember them saying they'd trick us into listening to a DND campaign. This is it 😆

Mar 13th
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Cassie

there are three things every wise man fears. -A storm at sea -A moonless night -the wrath of a gentle man

Mar 8th
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Clarice Adams

Hearing Bob say Golden Freddy is F tier for meaning nothing to the franchise hurts bc of how wrong it is. Yes it could have meant nothing initially, but Golden Feddy is majorly important

Feb 19th
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Feb 5th
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someone cool

whats with all the short jokes at mark? the mans 5"10 IM FRICKIN 5"2!!!! theres a short joke 🤡

Feb 1st
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someone cool

swithicion

Feb 1st
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someone cool

im so glad smn finaly said smth abt "i could care less" i can sleep peacefully now

Jan 30th
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Jill Leak

why would you laugh at that... I'm really upset... I cant... f u...

Jan 14th
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Eef Boiger

Hello, fellow lickeners.

Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Chad Wilfong

Nice Dr.Horrible reference Voldemort

Jan 5th
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Shannon Isgrig

I know a guy who has this so badly, he will get insanely angry whenever he hears a loud smacking sound. Exaggerated smacking (like eating food too loud) will put him in a rage enough to want to punch people.

Dec 11th
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Crazy Fuz

I agree with Wade when he says that philosophy should be the one thing we teach everyone. I wonder if we were to teach philosophy and morality to everyone if it would decrease terrorism/racism and any form of hate or hate groups. I think a lot of hate does stem from people who are incredibly self centered (self focused?), they do not think beyond their own beliefs. They do not have the capacity to "be wrong". It would be interesting to see.

Dec 8th
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