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The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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6Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.
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The internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever.
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The dudes are bringing it back home with this one.
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When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?!
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The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."
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For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst.
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Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup.
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Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!
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All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.
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Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)
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No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.
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Wade gets himself canceled.
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Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.
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Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.
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Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires.
As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
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Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
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There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.
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It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.
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New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.
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Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...
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added this podcast, heard your RETARDED COMMENTS about Canada, and instantly removed your podcast. Fuck your apathy and complete lack of historical knowledge between Canada and the US. You dipshits are far more ignorant than you let on when gaming so maybe just stick to that. Nobody really cares about your politics or complete lack of geopolitics.
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editing on this episode is jumping all over the place. replaying moments again that just happened.
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lmao mark face
f off
where was the Shakira lyrics
please dont ream me oh god no stop
isn't this supposed to be Bob hosting?
I have been distracted
prior o the salt talk I was walking around my kitchen looking for a salty snack cause I was craving it and I feel both seen and called out for my love of salt.
Secretary of Defense: Resurrected Bruce Lee
Rage. I, as a 5 foot 4 inch female, would have fought those men... unacceptable.... I would've gone for their jugular with my teeth. Fuck those guys.
they did predict aliens visiting so precisely
the episode was great and all but it feels like it's missing something... some mud perhaps.
Circumcision is also meant as a method of maintaining health in the male genitals.
as a banker, this episode hurt, lol
Isn't Markiplier a FUCKING MILLIONAIRE? Pay the locksmith, you pathetic bitch.
If i wanted to listen to old buys I'll go relisyen old episodes. would rather we get no episodes than thus low effort slop
That sounds like such a fun challenge! I’d love to see how they interact—solving https://riddlemastery.com/ riddles while keeping up with rhymes would make for an entertaining conversation!