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One Paw In The Grave

One Paw In The Grave

2022-12-0501:02:35

Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Listener discretion advised (i.e., death, euthenasia, losing pets, etc.). Oh, and also Bob gives a fridge update. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thank You

Thank You

2022-11-2101:10:007

Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of course converts to numerical point values. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Would You Rather

Would You Rather

2022-11-1401:00:1811

Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Devil's Advocate

Devil's Advocate

2022-11-0701:07:4410

Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors. - Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Candy Tier List

Candy Tier List

2022-10-3101:27:2111

Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Change

Change

2022-10-2401:12:1816

Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Big or Small

Big or Small

2022-10-1701:26:2014

What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Bait Debate

The Bait Debate

2022-10-1001:08:1612

Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Naked

Naked

2022-10-0301:48:3229

The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Video Game Tier List

Video Game Tier List

2022-09-2601:17:0315

Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Broken News

Broken News

2022-09-1901:04:2621

In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Solving The Unsolvable

Solving The Unsolvable

2022-09-1201:05:5012

Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Musical Memories

Musical Memories

2022-09-0501:05:1414

First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Go With Your Gut

Go With Your Gut

2022-08-2901:04:5820

Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bob Doesn't Know

Bob Doesn't Know

2022-08-2201:02:1918

Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Distractible Gameshow

The Distractible Gameshow

2022-08-1501:16:2616

Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fast Food Tier List

Fast Food Tier List

2022-08-0801:29:0918

The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Boys Bet It All

The Boys Bet It All

2022-08-0101:13:1326

Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Before We Die

Before We Die

2022-07-2501:04:1013

The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Abd Alhadi

el band aidoo

Dec 5th
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Matthew Jenkins

shut up, Wade

Nov 21st
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Aaron Blackstun (ChiefBlackstone)

Wade's story about the fan got me crying hahaha it was so heartfelt and impactful. you guys are just a wonder to listen to and so genuine. Thank You for being you keep up the positive energy

Nov 21st
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[ V I B E S ]

I should not have looked up teratoma...

Nov 14th
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ChloeMo

Oh man, I worked in Healthcare for 12 years, and your experience is par for the course. It's fucking infuriating!

Nov 10th
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Aaron Blackstun (ChiefBlackstone)

it's funny about the banana Laffy Taffy "fake banana flavor" when bananas have been extinct for how ever long. So even the bananas we buy at grocery stores isn't even real banana flavor, so honestly banana flavored candy is the closest to actual banana flavor

Nov 3rd
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ChloeMo

I fucking loved MXC so much!

Nov 2nd
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Graeme Alexander

In Scotland TnTing is known as Guising ( the "gu" sound is pronounced as in "guy"). You just didn't turn up to get treats, you had to do a "turn" (sing a song, tell a joke etc) before the treat was given.

Nov 2nd
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Aaron Blackstun (ChiefBlackstone)

in pagan culture believe that wearing a mask is to protect you from any potential evil spirits

Oct 31st
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Amber Arnold

Relisten to Wade's vet story after seeing his tweets about Keeters and can't imagine how it would've turned out if they hadn't changed vets like damn.

Oct 31st
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Billy Bryant

just started listening and my opinion is you need to watch (Better than us) it will help with some of the problems.

Oct 26th
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Jay Dice

Wade: I want you to tummy f*ck me. Mark: Random noises of disgust. Me: 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Oct 26th
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Autumn Cousineau

This episode hits different. I try not to get tooooo cagey about games, because I'm a very opinionated cryptic creature of habit. I know everyone's gonna have a different view on games than me, so I just tried to go into this while being curious on what they'd say and what their reasons were gonna be. Then (without any surprise on my end), they got to Halo and I immediately just put up my hand and quietly said, "Please, be nice, boys." Halo 3 ODST was the very first videogame I ever played at the ripe old age of 11 years old. My brother wanted someone to play with before he had Xbox live, so I begrudgingly joined. Then Halo quickly became such a source of joy and fun for me. I played through most of the halos as a kid, especially ODST and 3, played a shit ton of firefight with my brother, enjoyed the build your own character aspect and story of Reach, etc. I probably wouldn't even give a shit about games today, 13 years later, if it weren't for Halo. I don't play them much anymore because I now prefer for open world style games where you're not restricted to just a campaign (Destiny and especially RDR2 made me that way), but I still have a huge soft spot for Halo and the new stuff that stays true to form for Halo. Also, the open world aspect of Infinite is just....so fuckin good omg it feels incredible to be able to do that in a Halo game (I hate the show with all my being tho. I'm not even joking, I hate that show so much. It's hardly even Halo. It's a slap in the face of what Halo actually is and it legit pisses me off, especially as someone who adores halo lore and the books). And the fact that Halo has dozens of books about it too also makes me love it even more, especially since I read many of those books as a kid (and the fact that 343 really dives more into the lore in-game is just so amazing. Truly. It makes me happy. I lost it with excitement once I learned way back when that Fred, Kelly, and Linda were gonna be in Halo 5. I lost it. Blue Team reunited, baby!!). I definitely get why some people don't care much about Halo. I only have such a strong feeling about it because it had such an impact on my childhood. I'm just glad the boys didn't really hate on it, cuz that always makes me sad to hear.

Oct 23rd
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Coleigh

Is it weird that I got so excited when bob talked about botw?

Oct 20th
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Spencer Nisson

Can confirm, most of the people on my college basketball team including me were walk-ons or had only a partial scholarship.

Oct 20th
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Colin Maclellan

I love this episode but the small school doesn't mean private I'm from the country I had a graduate class of 25 (high school) yes its more individualistic so small school

Oct 18th
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Cat S

I couldn't tell they are sponsored by Intel. Please remind me every 5 minutes. 🙄😑

Oct 18th
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ID26519983

Legal age to drink in Russia is 18+ Problem is when kids under 18 can ask a friend 18+ to buy them an alcohol, it’s can go under 16 y.o. etc

Oct 15th
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budlechum123

I got a bait for Backrooms: The backrooms was good before they made games about it

Oct 13th
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brony95

I am surprised they didn't hit one of the biggest Fandoms out there. the furry community.

Oct 11th
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