How It Could Have Gone with Ryan Cuddihy
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Join Stand-up Comedian Ryan Cuddihy as he takes you on a hypothetical journey through the decisions he has made in his life.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had spliced his DNA with Kirby. Body horror warning for this one, which shouldn't be surprising if you really stop and think about Kirby for a minute.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if a bad dog got into a mech suit. I'd yell "get out of there, bad dog!" but you know he wouldn't listen.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had tried to tight rope walk across the United States. Watch out planes, Ryans on a wire!
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had a "Temporary Blender". This a whole new type of blender, so it's time for some careful experimentation.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he became a modern inventor. A continuation of the series, with all the advances in AI technology this will truly be our most modern inventor yet.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was a tech mogul. people successful in tech are universally evil, so keep that in mind.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was immune to zombies. They can still bite him, but they're surprisingly gentle even with that.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had been the greatest knife-thrower there ever was. Non-debatablely the best. The Houdini of knife throwing, you could say.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had ran a retraining program for spiders. If you don't like how spiders look, skip about halfway through this episode to when they are in their crab suits.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had invented a faster instant oatmeal. It needs to be truly instant. Oats to mouth in zero seconds.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had been a Bird Box bad guy. Meaning a monster so terrifying it is harmful to observe, obviously.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had tried tornado surfing. Don't worry, he does a ton of research into how to find tornados, he's ready for this.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had grown a beard of bees. This is less Bee Movie and more body horror, but still a little bit bee movie.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had a big blue ox. Where do you even keep all of that ox?
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1Ryan explores how it could have gone if he became better at Frisbee. Going to need a real turn around, because he's just terrible at Frisbee. Watch your head.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he stole picnic baskets from bears. Really going for it this time, no plan at all, just find the bears with picnic baskets and take em.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he ran a counterfeit antique store. Well, they are real Antiques if you consider recycled newspaper an antique. It's all a matter of perspective.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he summersaulted across the United States. All 50 of them.
Audio issues should be resolved, comment if you notice another drop in quality please!
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he became Tiny4Battling. This is potentially the biggest subversion of the Big4Battling genre in years. Strap in, the stakes just got smaller!
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he became King of Worms. Sorry for some persistent audio issues on this one, just imagine it's a bunch of worms, wriggling around! Problem solved!
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I was playing this episode before bed and it was so funny, I'm now awake
the parable son has returned
The spacecraft that builds Sutherland Spaceport is endowed with significant characteristics and has good potential for safe operation https://british-spacenews.com/tag/sutherland-spaceport/ Its construction required permission that needs to be consistent, this applies to a lean attitude to the environment, first of all.
Ryan is right, I am French but not pro France. and swedish, how are you still unsure about that. geat ep, that's what happens when Friday is not there, nobody tell you when you go over time
the audio glitches are def saved in the recordings
Black Lives Matter is a Marxist organization fueled by those pushing socialism in America for the last 50 years. Eventually, the socialist progressives backing them will be out of power and their talking head cable media will be tuned out. It's soo telling that on the same page a comment to support BLM, is joined by a request to help Americans of Asian descent against hate. Who would do this? Why BLM! BTW, ALL Chinese students, like 400,000 of them should be removed from US "schools" and shipped home.
Burning books was better than this!
you sound so much like Craig Conant lol
This is the episode where Ryan blasts his balls all over the woods.
idk why castbox didn't let me listen to today's show, but I'm glad I'm able to go back and hear about Ryan's French aristocratic roots. also, I just installed sod at my apartment so this ep would've been perf for me. also, god I love quicksand. 🎙️
OMFG ur podcasts are amazing
hi Ryan
Hi. it's sunglasses ! next do a changing bad cars episode!
I couldn't believe how much I found out about myself in this ep. Only by living vicarious through raw dog emotion could i write another page in my spiritual journey.
One of the funniest breakfest opening monologs of the show in this ep. Ryan's thick demons that make my soul clap 👏
shipped fast and packaged well. 5 stars, was not disappointed.
we demand that dry hands does aims idea and he does a how it could have gone if chyral opend a bed and breakfest ft. chyral.
if @Cheryl starts a bed and breakfast I'll stay there and write a blog about it, five stars on the breakfast FOR SURE 💕
Oh man, this was a great one. I feel like you should do an entire show based in the Middle Ages, after all the hypothetical it’s probably the one that fits most.
did someone say sand?! 47:17 I had a work thing so I missed a bit of this ep but I CANNOT BELIEVE I missed a reference to eating sand! tragic. also, congrats, you did so good, you're pretty. loved this ep, so glad you posted this, I hope your foot is okay🍷💎⛰️⏳🦴