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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Author: Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel

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Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the attack of an aggressive dog and Fielding Edlow joins us to share her experience with her daughter's school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle and Kristine learn...uh...more about surviving poisonous plants and Wayne Federman joins us to share his experiences growing up in Plantation, Florida.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of a flash flood and Bridger Winegar joins us to share his story of being falsely accused of a crime. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive people who compulsively lie and Kira Soltanovich joins us to share a time she got caught lying to her father. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the effects of Cat Scratch Fever, and Annie Sertich shares a catering tale for the ages.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the first months after giving birth and Zainab Johnson joins us to share her experience performing in Memphis for the first time. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's an HTS sick day and that means you get another extended episode of a classic How To Survive. This week we learn about fire ants and Paul F. Tompkins shares his experience getting fired. Want more extended episodes? Find us on Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Danielle and Kristine learn How to Survive being sucked into a whirlpool. Emily from The Residuals podcast discusses her sucky neighbors.Resources on whirlpoolsOld SowCorryvreckanNarutoWhirlpool survival storyPlease leave us a review!Check out our PatreonWe got merchOur newsletter is fun, we promiseInstagramTwitterFacebookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dangerous sandstorm and Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joins us to share her experience being fired from a writing job. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the bite of a most unfriendliest insect and Matt Gourley joins us to share the time he was voted his school's Friendliest Freshman. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive too much marijuana and Lara Everly joins us to talk about a harrowing trip when she decided to go green. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the all too common kitchen injury and we're joined by Paula Poundstone to hear about her experiences as a waitress in Orlando! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the sting of a scorpion and Kim Griffin joins us to share a time she got a terrible injury in the middle of a show!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week the gang are off for Thanksgiving but here is an extended version of a classic HTS! Danielle and Kristine learn that bears prefer a proper introduction and talk about dealing with overbearing people. Get extended editions of all of our episodes with your Patreon membership!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive "Phroggers" secretly living in your house, and Stephanie Courtney shares a story of a disastrous moment on stage.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive River Otters and Jordan Morris joins us to talk about the twists and turns of a tubing trip! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jon Hamm - HTS Loss

Jon Hamm - HTS Loss

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive losing a spouse. Jon Hamm shares the tragic loss of his parents as a child.Tips on surviving the loss of a partner.Want to learn about sculpture with Hamm & Elmo? We love him on SNL. Here’s a Hamm classic.Congrats to our October Bonus Contest Winners! For anyone else who wants some fun HTS clothes, mugs, stickers, everything is ON SALE!Thank you for having us on your shows! Check out Kristine on Troubled WatersAnd Danielle is funny as usual on Andy Daly’s hilarious podcast, "Bonanas For Bonanza!”Check out our Patreon!The NEW  Merchandise is hereGet the latest news, contests, and live shows!We Love Books!InstagramTwitterFacebookThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to Betterhelp.com/howtosurvive to get 10% off your first month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle and Kristine get into the halloween spirit by learning how to survive the Salem Witch Trials and Kevin Seccia joins us to talk about how he survived growing up in New Jersey!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive returning from war and the hilarious Nyima Funk joins us to share her experience trying to make a return at a dispensary. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week Danielle and Kristine learn about Kris' bout with Covid and a Colonoscopy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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