I Never Liked You

Wow! We finally get our good friend Bob the Drag Queen on the show! We talk about so much in this episode and went alot longer than we normally do, so enjoy! We talk about how we all met, our favorite times together, whether Nick is graceful, and how Bob really got mad at nick recently. Enjoy! Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 2:06 We Don't Hug 4:53 Bob is in Moulin Rouge! 6:11 How Bob and Matteo Met 6:34 Bob has BEEF 11:05 Matteo and Bob Meet 13:50 Nick Wants Bangs So Bad 14:11 Matteo Meets Monet 14:36 How Nick and Bob Met 15:12 Nick Flaked on a Bob Show 17:20 Nick and Bob's First Meeting 20:02 Nick Had No Gay Friends 23:12 Our Favorite Memory Together 25:48 The Hardest We've Laughed 27:15 Nick is So Young OMG!! 28:04 We're So Mean to Each Other 29:43 Bob Actually Gets So Mad at Nick 32:17 Bob Gets Nick to Workout 40:01 Nick and Bob Go on a Date 42:18 Maddest Bob's Been at Nick 44:18 Nick is That Alien 46:07 Bob's Concern for Nick 49:51 Who Has Softer Hands 51:04 Valid Chris Crashout 51:54 Nick is a Princess in LA 53:33 Bob Proves Nick Wrong 54:31 Nick is This Group's Cheerleader 56:13 Nick Gets a Taste of His Own Medicine 57:26 Is Nick Graceful? 1:01:56 Who Do You Introduce the Crew to First? 1:03:03 Lightning Questions Round 1:03:15 Favorite Drag Queen 1:03:18 Least Favorite Drag Queen 1:03:22 Favorite Traitor 1:03:24 Least Favorite Traitor 1:03:30 Would You Do an All Winners Drag Race? 1:03:34 Would You Take Over RuPaul's Drag Race? 1:03:45 Who is Your Favorite Friend 1:03:49 Who is Your Least Favorite Friend 1:03:58 If You Could Do Any Other Broadway Show What Would it Be 1:04:30 One Food for the Rest of Your Life 1:05:06 Least Favorite Country 1:05:12 Favorite Country 1:05:31 Favorite Internet Personality 1:06:47 Anymore Questions? 1:07:11 Nick Made Matteo Cry 1:08:06 Nick is a Tyrant 1:11:00 Who Was the Better Host? 1:14:02 The First Thing Neil deGrasse Tyson Said to Nick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Soooo, we get back into Nick’s dating life in this episode and do a bit of roleplay to see how Nick’s dates would go. Let’s just say it could be improved upon! But he is working on it and becoming a better person every day! Go Nick Go! To find out how much you could earn, Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code INLY to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we are talking about the new America’s Next Top Model documentary. We get into how we feel about it, how we thought it would be light-hearted at first, and what we took away from it. We are also chatting with Joanie Sprague (cycle 6) about her experience on the show and how she feels about it now, 20 years later. Check out her socials aswell and keep up with her. We really loved this conversation, and we hope you do too! Enjoy! Head to https://factormeals.com/inly50off and use code inly50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. Go to https://Quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.⁠ 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are chatting with Heather McMahan! Discussing our past experiences on the red carpet, whether Nick is butch or not, how much we love Joan Rivers and so much more! Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1981905733400?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On todays chit chat we talki about bad bunnys amazing halftime show. Then we chat about the olympics opening ceremony and who sings the national anthem the best. Enjoy! Head to https://Greenchef.com/50inly and use code 50inly to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1981905733400?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sooo the Beckhams are in some drama. Brooklyn is stirring the pot, and they aren't saying anything. Find out everything right here, right now with drama correspondent Nick Smith!!!! Upside has given back $1 Billion dollars to its users. To find out how much you could earn, Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code INLY to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1981905733400?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we finally talk HEATED RIVALRY! ENJOY! Right now, go to https://GREENCHEF.com/inlygraza and use code inlygraza to get started with 50% off Green Chef + FREE Graza Olive Oil Set in your 2nd and 3rd boxes. Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We hung out with Marie & Syd and we just chatted about whatever came up! We hope you guys enjoy! Head to FactorMeals dot com slash inly50off and use code inly50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 00:00 Gossiping 04:26 America’s Next Top Model 09:00 Tyra’s New Hot Ice Cream 12:41 Nick’s Arby’s Story 15:34 Going to the Olive Garden 20:39 2026 Resolutions 25:01 Seeing Wicked Together 31:08 Seeing It 31:43 Jurassic World 32:53 Getting a Call from Greta 34:24 Hanging Out with Mean People 36:39 Playing Mafia Together 40:38 Using ChatGPT to Find a Man 48:07 Sydney Buys a New Hat (It Did Not Go as Planned) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We regretfully went to go see the new Avatar movie so that we could review it for you all. Annnnddddddddddddddd it was not our favrotie you could say. Matteo wanted to leave but Nick made him stick it out. We have so many thoughts about this dam movie. Enjoy! Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/INLY. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nick's Show on January 20th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1979344337195 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, we reflect on our 2025 resolutions and work on making our 2026 resolutions! Will we stick to them? Will Nick remember the dates he goes on this year? The world may never know! Upside has given back $1 Billion dollars to its users. To find out how much you could earn, Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code INLY to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas. Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou Go to https://BUYRAYCON.com/INLY to get 20% off everything. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Matteo on Tour Worldwide 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Its the most wonderful time of year and no better way to spend it then to hear Nick and Matteo yap about the Holidays. In this episode, we discuss Nick getting ripped off at the Christmas Markets, horrible people on flights, and the origins of Christmas. Enjoy!! Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Go to https://quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Matteo on Tour Worldwide 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #Episode100 #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ViralClips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it to 100 episodes, so this week we’re celebrating by looking back at our most viral clips — the moments that escaped the podcast and fully took on a life of their own. We break down what was happening behind the scenes, why these moments connected, and how accidentally saying the wrong thing at the right time can haunt you forever on the internet. Thank you for watching, listening, clipping, sharing, and sticking with us for 100 episodes. We genuinely couldn’t do this without you. Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Go to https://buyraycon.com/INLY to save on Raycon audio products sitewide. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Matteo on Tour Worldwide 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #Episode100 #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ViralClips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re joined by Monét X Change to talk about missing vacations, missed hangouts, and what life is like when you’re constantly on the move. We also get into her time on Survivor — plus plenty more chaos along the way. Check out our new merch here! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Shop Mint Unlimited Plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/INLY. Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft Catch Matteo on Tour Worldwide! 🎟️ Tickets: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #MonetXChange #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Survivor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked all about our trip to London — from an afternoon tea mishap to sightseeing and Matteo’s comedy show. We also learned which foods are banned there… and how Dunkin’ fully betrayed Nick overseas. Check out our new merch here! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft Catch Matteo on Tour Worldwide! 🎟️ Tickets: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #London #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #AfternoonTea #Dunkin 00:00 Check Out Our New Merch! 00:47 We Went to London! 04:18 Nick’s First Time in London! 05:23 We Did Afternoon Tea 08:31 Dunkin’ Disappoints Nick 09:33 Foods That Are Banned in the UK but Not the US 14:34 Driving on the Other Side 19:12 Mimicking Accents 20:31 Nick Does Squidward 22:39 Food Banned in the UK but Not the US 25:17 What Do We Think of London? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we put our geography knowledge to the test — and it went about as well as you’d expect. Matteo tries to keep things serious while Nick confidently guesses wrong more times than we can count. To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #GeographyQuiz #Trivia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was. Visit https://plannedparenthood.org/defend Ready to say yes to saying no? Make the switch at https://mintmobile.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Halloween #Kennywood #RollerCoaster 00:00 We talk to a real scientist today 05:31 Do people have basic science knowledge? 09:49 We can’t believe you’re here 10:45 What’s up with Pluto? 13:33 Why Pluto isn’t a planet 25:12 Neil drops a funny joke 35:50 Nick is a Pluto believer 38:26 New comet we saw? 42:53 Pluto has a tail? 49:08 Nick wants to know about black holes 54:32 What happens if you fall into a black hole? 59:59 Nick’s last questions 01:04:03 Is the sun going to die? 01:10:20 Nick not understanding clouds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was. To  get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Halloween #Kennywood #RollerCoaster 00:00 Intro 05:18 Halloween 05:55 Nick’s Must-See Halloween Movies 09:18 Kennywood 12:07 Nick on Rollercoasters 21:23 When Was the Victorian Era? 24:14 Do We Like Halloween? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #HotTopics #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #LilNasX #SnoopDogg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we attempted something shocking: being nice to each other. No roasts, no chaos (well… almost). Enjoy it while it lasts, because this might be the nicest we’ll ever be. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!⁠https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #TheNicestWe’llEverBe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We put ourselves in some of the wildest, most impossible scenarios to see how we’d actually survive. From skydiving hostages to oil rigs, penguin duty, cults, and accidentally sending spicy texts to our moms… nothing is off-limits. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #TryingToSurvive #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ImpossibleScenarios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices