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Jen AF (Funny, Comedy)

Jen AF (Funny, Comedy)

Author: Jen Fassino

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Sex, relationships, and unfiltered, unsolicited, personal and professional advice delivered sarcastically through the mouth of a sailor.

From channeling unapologetic "big d*ck energy," to regrettable tattoos, to trolling for sugar daddies, Jen Fassino shares her funny situations, pet peeves, rants, raves, and the scoop you never asked for but will be so glad you heard.

Follow along and listen every Tuesday, for stories that navigate life’s trivial inconveniences and will give you nostalgia in a way you never knew existed. Who knows, Jen might just do a solid and prank call that loser ex that ghosted you.
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DMV Serial Killers

DMV Serial Killers

2022-01-1919:391

I'd rather sh*t in my hands and clap than go to the DMV. Anyone else? Jen gears up for her cross country road trip and shares tips on how not to get murdered by your DMV attendant.
Pump And Dump

Pump And Dump

2022-01-1217:12

Botox, and filler, and lasers oh MY! Jen got some "work" done this week and is spilling the tea on what she had done. She also dives deep into the art of picking up women if you're one of or single gentlemen listeners.
My Neighbor Is The Devil

My Neighbor Is The Devil

2022-01-0522:011

How well do you know your neighbors? Jen finally comes face to face with her neighbors from upstairs. I think the title says it all...
Food > Sex

Food > Sex

2021-12-2920:56

Has a man ever told you that sex is better than food? Run away Linda, you're in for a lifetime of jack-hammering and Taco Bell. Jen also covers her Christmas events, expressing her distaste for Christmas themed IG posts, and talks New Years Eve plans and why Limousines are so boomer.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! Tune in to hear the ultimate gift giving guide for people you hate, and decoding failed relationships through Facebook posts. Buckle up, Santa is coming to town!
How many of you have ever received a DM from one of your best friends ex-boyfriends being an idiot? Listen in to see how Jen handles it.
Jen is back from her Miami work trip and shares the art of scamming your way into private parties, gives away her sugar daddy networking tips, and talks overall travel hacks for "business women." You won't be disappointed.
Miami Or Bust

Miami Or Bust

2021-11-3011:26

Raise your hand if you've ever tried a new self tanner hours before an important work trip so it's a 50/50 chance you look like a oompa loompa? Asking for a friend. Jen books a last minute flight to Miami to join her Clubhouse friends, talks shoes, tacky jewelry and other nonsense...
A quick and dirty episode on the "is this considered cheating" debate. Listen and weigh in with your thoughts. Jen also gives tips to the MEN who listen to her podcast on how to "play chess, not checkers" when it comes to strategies on how to pick up women in unconventional ways...
Mall Kiosk Fights

Mall Kiosk Fights

2021-11-1622:461

Have you ever gotten into an altercation with a mall kiosk employee when you were just minding your own business? Do people even still go to malls? Jen reveals what went down at her local mall, predicts a persons mental stability based on their phone case, and her and Robert fight about a pressing issue... 
Wedding Faux Pas

Wedding Faux Pas

2021-11-0919:34

Have you ever wondered what to buy for a wedding gift, how to pick the perfect date, and tips for dressing the part as a "rich women of class" on a budget? Well turn this up, Linda- this one's for you!
69 Is NOT Fine

69 Is NOT Fine

2021-11-0226:49

Jen is going to get "canceled" for these unpopular opinions she is openly admitting on this weeks episode. Get ready to be "triggered" and jump into her Instagram DM's to start an internet keyboard war and tell her how much you hate her and disagree...she's ready for it!
Modern day "ghosting stories," how to avoid being a basic b*tch Halloween decorator, and trick or treating strategies for the adults. Jen also rewrites your favorite Goosebumps books to fit the narrative of women's most terrifying and spooky dating situations...
Birthday Sex

Birthday Sex

2021-10-1924:201

Raise your hand if you've ever received a passive aggressive, unwanted, overly thoughtless gift card from a lazy family member? It's Jen's birthday and she talks proper gift giving etiquette, age appropriate birthday attire, and shares tips for single girls to get even more free sh*t on their special day. Wanna get Jen a gift? Here's her Amazon Wish List: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2G25CYWEM97P7?ref_=wl_share
My Biggest Pet Peeves

My Biggest Pet Peeves

2021-10-1227:40

Awful bumper stickers, unnecessary fashion accessories, and poor bathroom etiquette! She goes off on a tangent of her biggest peeves that she simply can't keep within anymore. Jen also confesses to a crime that she committed and discovers the damaging ramifications years later. Her 36th birthday is in 7 days and has her link to her "interesting" and "extra-circular" Amazon Wish List. Curious? Click the link and shop her list. You might just get a personalized shout out on next week's show... AMAZON LINK: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2G25CYWEM97P7?ref_=wl_share
OMG, My Pubes

OMG, My Pubes

2021-10-0526:47

Jen is back on her solo episode bullsh*t. This week- she talks about trolling strangers while on her trip home to Wisconsin, her revealing texts to Robert, and how to "ease into" being sl*tty. 
Jen is back on her solo episode bullsh*t. This week- she talks about trolling strangers while on her trip home to Wisconsin, her revealing texts to Robert, and how to "ease into" being sl*tty. 
Hell has officially frozen over when Patty, Jen's mother, reluctantly agrees to be a guest on this weeks episode. This is one for the history books! She hates her podcast in a big way and isn't afraid to tell her why for everyone to hear... Sh*t gets real while they talk about Jen's ex boyfriends, what she was like in high school, and other embarrassing stories.
Hell has officially frozen over when Patty, Jen's mother, reluctantly agrees to be a guest on this weeks episode. This is one for the history books! She hates her podcast in a big way and isn't afraid to tell her why for everyone to hear... Sh*t gets real while they talk about Jen's ex boyfriends, what she was like in high school, and other embarrassing stories.
Attention all single ladies & fabulously gay men: This is the only guide you'll ever need to land yourself a rich man, yes ma’am! Jen assigns homework to help jumpstart your hunt for sugar daddies and how to locate them according to where you live. You can't afford to miss this...LITERALLY!
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Comments (14)

John Main

this podcast is a gem. so many things are said that I've thought about. it's great and keeps me laughing.

Oct 26th
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Old Prospector

As a sugar daddy, I’m appalled to learn that something as seemingly innocent as a young hot girl complimenting my car could be the manifestation of some ulterior motive. It’s almost as if these girls don’t actually like my car at all. Oh god. My car is my only personality trait. What have I done with my life? I’ve built an entire identity based on material possessions and it’s all a facade. There is no Jerry. Do I even exist?

Oct 16th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 16th
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Thats enough Really

and where would they death certificate be from??? ct??? albuquerque does what to help who??? and who got whipped by whom, and who was popping a wheelie

Aug 31st
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Thats enough Really

besides you being Dana's friend...she's a rat..

Aug 31st
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Thats enough Really

not one time have I thought you were a piece, I just dont think like that, but you have heard something about what's really going on..

Aug 31st
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Darrel3000 Sukhdeo (Darrel3000)

hey im falling asleep in the 7 train. help! talk about something else im here for the boobs! --@darrel3000

May 11th
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Jeff Dwoskin Says Wear A Mask

Get ready to hit 'play' and never stop listening. Jen is hilarious as she takes you down the many paths of her life. Jump on board, you won't regret it.

Apr 23rd
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