Keep It Tight

How long did you last on your pledge? It might have been longer than Emma. This week the girls chat confirmation names and Pandora bracelets. Emma explains her dinner at Hillbilly’s in Cork, and Deirdre does such a good Leanne Morgan impression she can’t stop. Auditioning woes, buying kids clothes, and coming full circle on the reviews! This and lots more, Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes. This Podcast is part of the Headstuff Network. Find out more at HeadStuffPodcasts.com This Podcast is sponsored by Key For Her. Click the link and your 20% discount for all Key For Her products will be applied at checkout. https://keyforher.com/discount/TIGHT Producer: Laura Greene Artwork: Alan Bourke-Tuffy Thank you for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the girls discuss Deirdre’s illustrious Irish dancing career, dancing (and indeed, doing other things) at teenage discos.  Lovely girl competitions, questionable accents, snogging outside the church and the general evolution of hanging out in bushes with boys, to packing kids lunchboxes.  Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes.  This Podcast is part of the Headstuff Network. Find out more at HeadStuffPodcasts.com This Podcast is sponsored by Key For Her. Click the link and your 20% discount for all Key For Her products will be applied at checkout.  https://keyforher.com/discount/TIGHT Producer: Laura Greene  Artwork: Alan Bourke-Tuffy  Thank you for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well folks, our girl survived House Of Games! In fact, she turned into Beyonce!  Emma's been touring her new show Dilemma and after a very Dublin based life, she's finally, for the very first time, getting to explore the unique joys of a country pub. Deirdre's household has had a whopper week, Emma lost her phone, OJ Simpson died, we have a moment for the legend that is Maura Higgins and Emma's starting a new career in ASMR. All of this and more. Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes.  This Podcast is part of the Headstuff Network. Find out more at HeadStuffPodcasts.com This Podcast is sponsored by Key For Her. Click the link and your 20% discount for all Key For Her products will be applied at checkout.  https://keyforher.com/discount/TIGHT Producer: Laura Greene  Artwork: Alan Bourke-Tuffy  Thank you for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever wondered what it’s like preparing to go on a prime time BBC game show? Well wonder no more! Deirdre’s prepping for Richard Osman’s House of Games this week, and the imminent flight to the UK brings back lots of memories of her 10 years living in London.  Emma lets us on in on her strategy for dealing with social media trolls, and why she really should have been a private investigator.  Deirdre gives us the low down on her interview with Tommy Tiernan and on wrapping her latest movie, Fran the Man.  As if that wasn’t enough showbiz, there’s a story about 50 Cent, yes, you read that right.  Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes.  This Podcast is part of the Headstuff Network. Find out more at HeadStuffPodcasts.com This Podcast is sponsored by Key For Her. Click the link and your 20% discount for all Key For Her products will be applied at checkout.  https://keyforher.com/discount/TIGHT Producer: Laura Greene  Artwork: Alan Bourke-Tuffy  Thank you for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Deirdre and Emma delve into the other side, from clairvoyants to euthanasia, sure what else would you be chatting about when you’re both having a particularly bad hair day? Deirdre tells the story of a serendipitous moment with Billy Connolly and Emma’s still trying to get Deirdre onto TikTok. There’s a steamy moment with Jason Byrne, and what it’s like the morning after a sex scene you’re in airs on RTÉ. That and plenty more, Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes. This Podcast is part of the Headstuff Network. Find out more at HeadStuffPodcasts.com This Podcast is sponsored by Key For Her. Click the link and your 20% discount for all Key For Her products will be applied at checkout. https://keyforher.com/discount/TIGHT Producer: Laura Greene Artwork: Alan Bourke-Tuffy Thank you for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we celebrate Deirdre’s birthday, the joy of Easter egg hunts and the joy of no longer needing to make Easter bonnets. If you’re wondering why you have body image issues, we may have a theory on that. Deirdre and Emma deep dive into 90’s and 00’s tv makeover shows, all your favourites will be in there from The Swan to 10 years younger. The girls celebrate living in the present day and reflect on where they’d be if they’d lived years ago - delivering a dinner to the husband in the pub? Or institutionalised for being “flirtatious.” Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes. This Podcast is part of the Headstuff Network. Find out more at HeadStuffPodcasts.com This Podcast is sponsored by Key For Her. Click the link and your 20% discount for all Key For Her products will be applied at checkout. https://keyforher.com/discount/TIGHT Producer: Laura Greene Artwork: Alan Bourke -Tuffy Thank you for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Kate Middleton going to make a comeback with her own brand of air fryers? Our very own Royal correspondents, Deirdre and Emma discuss.  Not to drop any names, but Deirdre got blocked by Piers Morgan and Emma got a follow off Shane Richie; all will be revealed.  We start with kids parties, work our way to swingers parties, and end up at strippograms, which, it seems, would not be happening in France! Life’s important questions are answered, like why can’t your man take a decent photo of you? There’s sexual awakenings with the Daz doorstep challenge, dogging documentaries and a sneak peak into inner fantasies of out hosts. Enjoy!  This episode contains explicit language and adult themes.  This Podcast is part of the Headstuff Network. Find out more at HeadStuffPodcasts.com This Podcast is sponsored by Key For Her. Click the link and your 20% discount for all Key For Her products will be applied at checkout.  https://keyforher.com/discount/TIGHT Producer: Laura Greene  Artwork: Alan Bourke -Tuffy  Thank you for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Deirdre and Emma celebrate our new national holiday, Cillian Murphy Day, on a mild hangover after the first Drogheda comedy festival. There was dancing on tables, seven snugs for seven brothers, and sure, didn’t they do a lot for the town? Emma regales us with tales from inside a women’s prison, which Deirdre could handle by the way - she went to boarding school don’t you know? They sort out Russell Crowe’s next big role, are perplexed by Gwyneth Paltrow, and muse over whether you can be thick and win an Oscar. Deirdre’s inner Bob Geldof is rearing to go and Emma reckons she knows how to drum up some money in RTÉ. Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes. This Podcast is part of the Headstuff Network. Find out more at HeadStuffPodcasts.com This Podcast is sponsored by Key For Her. Click the link and your 20% discount for all Key For Her products will be applied at checkout. https://keyforher.com/discount/TIGHT Producer: Laura Greene Artwork: Alan Bourke -Tuffy Thank you for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Deirdre and Emma have a trip down memory lane to 1980’s tallaght. There’s mysterious damp patches, St. Patrick’s day parades, “gushees” and some poetic local nicknames from around the country. They discuss sleep walking, hotel hair dye, peeing at the gossies, and that poor girl who tried to put the poo out the window. Deirdre’s cleaning the house for the cleaner and singing the praises of her new bestie, Carol Vorderman! Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes. This Podcast is part of the Headstuff Network. Find out more at HeadStuffPodcasts.com This Podcast is sponsored by Key For Her. Click the link and your 20% discount for all Key For Her products will be applied at checkout. https://keyforher.com/discount/TIGHT Producer: Laura Greene Artwork: Alan Bourke -Tuffy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Deirdre and Emma are slip slidin’ away to Singapore with RTÉ, where there’s drug trafficking, illegal vaping, biblical frizz and four floors of whores.  The problem of poorly named “feminine” products is solved, and light is shed on the fact that it is indeed the men, who are pissing themselves.  The girls reminisce on teenage romances, rally driving, getting the horn for hoovering and that time Colin Farrell impregnated Emma. Enjoy!  This episode contains explicit language and adult themes.  This Podcast is part of the Headstuff Network. Find out more at HeadStuffPodcasts.com This Podcast is sponsored by Key For Her. Click the link and your 20% discount for all Key For Her products will be applied at checkout.  https://keyforher.com/discount/TIGHT Producer: Laura Greene  Artwork: Alan Bourke -Tuffy  Thank you for listening!-- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Deirdre and Emma discuss getting your money's worth at the GP, harrowing mammograms, family genealogy, or should we say généalogie ?? There’s an amorous nun, a yellow Mercedes, bovine back pain hacks, buying drugs on Instagram, and the story of their awkward first meeting many years ago. Enjoy! This episode contains explicit language and adult themes. This Podcast is part of the Headstuff Network. Find out more at HeadStuffPodcasts.com This Podcast is sponsored by Key For Her. Click the link and your 20% discount for all Key For Her products will be applied at checkout.  https://keyforher.com/discount/TIGHT Producer: Laura Greene  Artwork: Alan Bourke -Tuffy  Thank you for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Even when you've got the number one show in Ireland (Graham Norton's Last One Laughing Ireland, on Amazon Prime) There'll always be some naysayers. This week, Deirdre and Emma discuss bad reviews, lesbian crushes, hints of kleptomania, ADHD meds, and some interesting uses for gaffer tape!  This episode contains explicit language and adult themes.  This Podcast is part of the Headstuff Network. Find out more at HeadStuffPodcasts.com This Podcast is sponsored by Key For Her. Click the link and your 20% discount for all Key For Her products will be applied at checkout.  https://keyforher.com/discount/TIGHT Producer: Laura Greene  Artwork: Alan Bourke -Tuffy  Thank you for listening!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Each Wednesday Deirdre and Emma will discuss what’s delighted them, bewildered them, enraged them, and everything in between. No topic is out of bounds from the highest brow to the lowest pelvic floor. Through their uniquely comedic lens, this podcast creates the kind of belly laughs you’ll want to send to a friend; and with the state of the world, a good laugh is in order! With two queens of Irish Comedy, you'll be in good hands. Their friendship was recently cemented when they both took part in the no. 1 Amazon Prime show LOL Last one Laughing Ireland presented by Graham Norton. They’re two hilarious and fully-fledged grown women who don’t have time for the faff, so let’s just keep it tight shall we?? This Podcast is part of the Headstuff Network. Find out more at HeadStuffPodcasts.com This Podcast is sponsored by Key For Her. Click the link and your 20% discount for all Key For Her products will be applied at checkout. https://keyforher.com/discount/TIGHT Producer: Laura Greene Artwork: Alan Bourke -Tuffy Thank you for listening!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices