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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
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If you’ve ever been ghosted then this one’s for you! Lu and Jarch give a ghoster a taste of their own medicine. Plus Convergence is back for another round and find out which 2 Australian cities have made it onto the global friendliest cities list. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Freeball Friday and today Lu and Jarch ask the question – what did you climb? We deliver another bingle performance straight from the heart, and Lu has embarrassed herself on a night out, yet again! SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show, Isaac and Jack from Swag On The Beat are hanging out in the studio. Instead of You Vs Lu, it’s You Vs TWO, can Lu beat the boys? We also talk about an ungrateful girlfriend who Jarch refers to as a “mongrel”. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A man drove himself to the hospital after being attacked by a shark, so today Lu and Jarch ask the question – when did you save yourself? The 10 most popular coffee orders in Australia have been revealed, and Lu and Jarch so some insignificant ranting. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show Lu and Jarch try out a brand new game…and it goes surprisingly well, despite a minor cheating scandal. And Lu has started a new pool trend which she thinks will take off this summer, it’s called RATE MY BOMB! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Merrick Watts Monday! Queensland are living it up at the moment, fresh off the back of AFL, NRL and NRLW wins…so we let the people have their say, why is your state better than Queensland? And a woman is reviewing meat pies until she finds a boyfriend, it’s tough out there, so Lu and Jarch help the singles out with some places to potentially find love. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Freeball Friday – and Happy 36th Birthday to Daddy Jarch! To celebrate, the team perform a special edition bingle in his honour. And we ask the question “What did you try to cook at 2am?”, after firefighters revealed you're better off ordering takeaway than testing your drunk-chef skills after a night out! SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Thrusty Thursday and Lu & Jarch are LIVE from the Corner Hotel in Melbourne for the Grand Final Eve Eve show! British India join the team for some live tracks, they also help us out with a bingle for a listener in the audience. AND Lu takes on You Vs Lu in front of a live crowd for the first time! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today Lu and Jarch attempt to balance pineapples on their heads, after a man ran the entire Berlin marathon with one on his head. Jarch mistakenly sent his brother to the wrong house, resulting in an accidental break in, and of course, You Vs Lu. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show Lu and Jarch act out a text exchange from a boss and an employee. Judge Jarchy fires up the nation, and we chat proposals, after a man proposed to his girlfriend by planting the words into a canola crop and waiting for them to flower. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lu and Jarch start a brand new week asking the question, when did you get electrocuted? The annual waiter tray race has gone down in Paris, so Lu and Jarch race each other through the office carrying trays of water, and we’re giving away tickets to the AFL grand final with our new game Last Fan Standing! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on Freeball Friday, Lu and Jarch take part in a hobby horse competition on the rooftop. And we also hear stories on the things you’ve choked on, after Lu choked eating a peanut butter sandwich earlier this week. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Thrusty Thursday and today we find out who has a higher IQ – Lu or Jarch? Reverse The Verse is back for another round, and we hear stories from people about the places they’ve pissed…other than a toilet. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Winston Churchill Wednesday, today on the show we’re celebrating your wins of the week so far, in a BIG way! And a girl thought her car had a been stolen only to realise she forgot to put her hand brake on, and it rolled away, so we ask the question – when did you realise you were dumb? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today Lu and Jarch chat video games after it was revealed that, for the first time in history, the majority of Australians playing video games are women!! And a beachgoer was knocked over by a wave trying to take a sexy photo, so we ask, what happened when you tried to get the shot? SEEYA TOMORROW!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It’s Merrick Watts Monday and today we’re celebrating the pathetic things we were doing at 15, after Owen Cooper became the youngest person to win an Emmy today. And a lady left the house with her jumper and joggers on…but no pants…so we asked, what did you do when sleep deprived? SEEYA TOMORROWSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Team Lu and Jarch went for drinks last night, and everyone’s feeling it today! Lu spent the entire night pretending she was Lisa from accounting, so today we chat alter egos. And Jarch puts together a bingle for Wayne, another happy customer. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today Lu and Jarch talk weird hobbies, after the Royal Adelaide Show hosted a hobby horse competition. And a Swedish journal revealed that the higher your IQ the more you drink, so we put it to the test with listeners. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today Lu decided she wanted to chat about MINCE! We also talk strange phobias because Jarch is scared of paddle pop sticks, and Lu and Jarch get into their first proper argument on air! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today on the show we asked – what happened at the funeral? Jarch had his 22 year old cousin from the bush staying with him this weekend and something in the city blew her mind. AND we’re on the hunt for Australia’s hairiest person! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Love ya Marty, Fuck the Tillies.
oh Marty Marty Marty the shite you said against Shane Gillis was a new pathetic. Just because he made a tiny joke about Oz you decide to lose yer shit and the rest joined in. The stuff you say to your people in the studio is more offensive and I like the aggressive approach Aussie people have but you mate fucking pathetic "Netflix used to mean something" get fucked mate as it turns out he is one of the world's top comedians the WORLD Marty. Clearly you only saw the tiny tiktok clip and based your entire old guy critique on that yeah, nah! sad as fuck sir. Give him a watch there is hours of him on YouTube I guarantee you will like him I promise. if you don't you're a complete cheat and dishonest liar. any way regards.
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this guys is an absolute flog, a brain-dead sense of logic and humour.
My favourite MMM show. I think Lauren whom is very good at voice's perfect Sir Joh. What do you reckon. J from Qld.
How good is Lauren Calipers with the voice's. Loz you and the Moonman should do a professional comedic routine together you like Moonman are very good at voice impression.
Hi Marty and team listening to ABC Brisbane this morning and I believe Queenslanders are in direct negotions with Phyzer to start manufacturing Phyzer at Wacol. We have three massive incubators there who specialise in antivenim for snake/spider bite exported world wide. If Poland can make Phyzer surely Australia can. If the Germans sends some technicians and show us Banjo Pickers in QLD how to do it we will do it. Disappointed in Gladys and Dan for giving up. Small Pox, and Polio were defeated by Max vaccination not by giving up.
Hey Marty sick and tired of you running QLD down. We saved your AFL during Sicktoria days. So Premier Anna got Phyzer dose. We will get next Olympics (Go QLD). Queenslanders love you Marty and your team O misfits on radio. But cut us some slack, we have a common denominator we both can't stand NSW......
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Truly a show for the plebeians