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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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Bill rambles about stadiums, his new special, and songs about boyfriends. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:06) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-11-16 - Bill rambles about hairy backs, 80’s gyms, and destroying property.
Bill rambles about Costner's new movie, a maple donut, and Jehovah's Witness. Zip Recruiter:   Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  Liquid Death: Go to liquiddeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer.   
Bill rambles about the 4th of July, actors who served, and invading America. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:16) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback -7-4-16 - Bill rambles about cleaning up, the Austrian Grand Prix, and journeyman Quarterbacks. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Grateful Dead - Deal (Live at Cornell 5-8-77)
Bill rambles about filming his new special, Seattle sights, and data centers.
Bill rambles about Seattle, advice for the 'hawk tuah' girl, and his explore page. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:40) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-27-24 - Bill rambles about groups, barbershops, and shit farms. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Pearl Jam - Oceans Hims:  Start your free online trial at www.Hims.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:  Get an exclusive 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 
Bill rambles about excited donkeys, 70's kids movies, and choking. Helix:  Helix is offering up to 30% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners.  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR 
Bill rambles about another championship, comeback cities, and retiring his anger. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:30) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-20-16 - Bill rambles about death, lifeguards, and not crossing the finish line. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Beastie Boys - The Scoop
Bill rambles about the Celtics, A.I. we didn't ask for, and fake meat. Indochino:  Customize your summer style with Indochino. Go to www.Indochino.com  and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Liquid Death: Go to www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR  to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.
Bill rambles about Tom Brady's HOF induction, getting arrested, and following JAY-Z. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:19) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-13-24 - Bill rambles about the Cup, creepy coaches, and birthdays. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Jaydiohead - Dirt Off Your Android 
Bill rambles about his birthday, his fighting abilities, and congestion fees. Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at www.ZipRectuiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Get an exclusive 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 
Bill rambles about Denver, latte art, and 'today's climate'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:44) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-6-16 Bill rambles about dying your hair, sandwiches, and blue LAY-DEEZ. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Elvis Presley - American Trilogy (Live at MSG) Hims: Go to www.Hims.com/BURR to start your free online visit.
Bill rambles about chipping his tooth, gambling on kids, and the French Revolution. Stamps.com:  Sign up for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale.  No long-term commitments or contracts. Just go to www.Stamps.com  and click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR
Bill rambles about his radio tour, pool scenes, and perfume in magazines. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (30:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 5-30-24 Bill rambles about Lilly's Eggs, boxing, and porno. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ghost of Vroom 3 - Still Getting It Done
Bill rambles about doofus dads, buying a car, and being stranded at sea. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.
Bill rambles with Fahim Anwar about Boeing, Seattle, and Rambo III. (00:00)- Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (57:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Shores of Orion Fahim Anwar - House Money  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbQczAcZb_0
Bill rambles about comment sections, irrational fears, and making out with a stripper in another country. Helix:  Helix is offering up to 30% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR  Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com today and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. 
Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about choosing a beer, playoffs, and getting into with a guy in a wheel chair. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (51:17) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-16-16 Bill rambles about his dream garage, writer's block, and revenge. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  DK the Drummer - Echo (feat. Swamburger, DiViNCi) Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. Liquid Death:  Go to www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer.
Bill rambles about pink whores, home court advantage, and corporate charity. SimpliSafe:  Get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  
Bill rambles about the Bruins, Snoop at the Hollywood Bowl, and Lee Majors. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:31) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Race Day Hims:  Start your free online visit at www.HIMS.com/BURR 
Bill rambles about the performing at the Hollywood Bowl, no-cash bail laws, and misandrists. Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  Aura Frames:  Listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting www.AuraFrames.com/BURR to get $30-off plus free shipping on their best-selling frame. 
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Comments (1753)

Matt berg

FIL= father in law MIL= mother in law

Jun 14th
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Attila Mazsa

Whoever called him Billy carrotcock was genius. Made me laugh.

May 24th
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John J Edmund

Junior in the 98 home run race? Hell yeah. Surprising he couldn't pull it off while still playing half his games in the Kingdome.

May 15th
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John J Edmund

Tooth Fay? Pixie? or my favorite, Hobgoblin. Capricorn One is a great movie The Government is faced to fake a manned landing on Mars. OJ, Sam Waterson and James Brolin as astronauts, guess which one survives with help from Telly F_cking Savalas.

Apr 15th
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John J Edmund

Billy, like you said, the corporate cunts are done with America and the only jobs left are interacting with the public in some manner most of the time. wait till robots take those jobs and the shit will really hit the fan. until then, some people can only take what they can get.

Mar 18th
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adullsam

enjoying the bilateral self-awareness

Mar 17th
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Regular To

Bill trying to reason/relate with the enemy

Mar 16th
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Alain Latendresse

You have to be braindead to say that "Barbie"was a good movie. It's the most anti-man movie ever made.

Mar 8th
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Rebecca Addison-Falsetto

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Mar 4th
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Alain Latendresse

3 times

Feb 25th
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Alain Latendresse

Is it me or is this podcast getting shorter and shorter? Est-ce que c'est moi ou ce podcast est de plus en plus court?

Feb 9th
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Alain Latendresse

Welcome back edgy Billy!!

Feb 6th
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Amber Laila

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Feb 5th
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Alain Latendresse

is this 1994? ie it true that this podcast is EFFING boring? Yes

Feb 2nd
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Alain Latendresse

Perfect time for writing new material. Edgier shit baby. That what we expect of you Billy boy.

Jan 28th
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KLXIV

what an episode. Bill is on a heater all the way through.

Jan 14th
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Michael McConnell

i can't stand when a guy I don't know calls me bro

Jan 14th
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Alain Latendresse

I agree totally with the advice you gave to the guy still living witb his ex. I had put my car in my ex's name d'uring the time i paid some trafic tickets. We broke up, and then she told the cops that MY car was hers ans i had to give MY car back to her. Never underestimate the scorn of an ex girlfriend.

Jan 9th
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Alain Latendresse

Hey Billy Red tits, next time you come to Montreal, you should try to include a little french in your act. I' m shure the fans Will apreciate it. take care and " Vas te faire foutre!"

Jan 8th
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Alain Latendresse

You're getting more "woke" every day.

Jan 8th
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