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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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2Bill rambles about Otters, a truck he should buy, and movies.
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Bill rambles about the suburbs, Hong Kong, and masseuses.
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Bill rambles about 'leave a book, take a book', the solar system vortex, and Newfoundland.
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Bill rambles about how to sit, the evil genius of insurance companies, and eating out of a bucket.
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Bill rambles about male manicures, seeing Stevie Nicks & Billy Joel, and the Faroe Islands.
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Bill rambles about movie theater candy, the movie with the long blue people, and vintage stores.
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Bill rambles about going to a college hoops game, computer settings, and hot tubs.
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Bill rambles about failed technology, Star Wars fans, and lunatic Presidents.
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Bill rambles about the 90's, old man guidelines, and girlfriends going to psychics.
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Bill rambles about showbiz, the guy in the tower, and spousal murder.
Bill rambles about the Federal Reserve, the great Richard Belzer, and giving your wife free flowers.
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Bill rambles with Todd Parker about Bill's first time on stage, giant slices, and Todd's new book Billionaire Boogeymen.
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Bill rambles about Super Bowl LVII, 'Love At First Bite', and dressing like Neil Peart in February.
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Bill rambles with Doug Stanhope about insurance companies, buying cars on ebay, and occasionally burning a podcast sponsor.
Bill rambles about stealing playbooks, childhood movie experiences, and getting locked in a shipping container.
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Bill rambles about a slipper day, Burt Reynolds, and sitting in a funk.
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Bill rambles about birthday wishes, the smug rugby email, and crazy chicks at the bar.
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Bill rambles with Mike Donovan about his early days in Boston, history books, and Lenny Bruce. Mike's new book 'The Stand-Up Comedy Book: A Collection of Thoughts, Stories, Biographies, Jokes and Journals of Stand-up' is available on Amazon and where books are sold.
Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - (45:59)
Thursday Throwback: (46:33) - (01:49:47)
(1-26-23) Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop.
Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:50:03) - end
Thursday Interlude: Kenyon Hopkins - Minnesota Fats
Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, his trip to Disneyland, and giant turkey legs.
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Bill rambles about talkers, depressing movies, and 80's action stars.
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Bill, it's funny you said that you were both of the guys in Banshees film, at one point in your life, the 3 characters are ALL the same person. He was talking to himself, rejecting who he previously was and the younger of who he had become.
preach Bill, preach!!!
Old billy wise thoughts over here
Hi Bill, the movie you described with the lady looking down on the cottage and having a staring contest with herself is Robert Altman's Images from 73. Great movie btw.
"Never give Bill Burr an opening to explain himself further." Nia 😆
I LOVE NIA!
Nia and Bill should do this in a stand up setting one time lol
that chatgbt bill burr joke tho lol
someone needs to trash bill !! and that person is nia
lol this got heated. damn bill I've never heard an actual fight with you and Nia
old bill burr is wild, I love him still but his take on the thing about the masseuse's just seems like straight up sexual harassment lol
15:34. That B!tch.
Woh woh what is this? Billy deep thoughts over heeea?
That's not how politics are viewed in Madison.
nice to hear Bill back to his regular ranting. Instrument rating? oh, look at you, I just have my private.
anything better football picks: 1:45:30
The new Bobby Orr is Cale Makar!!!! go avs go!!!
NHL talk is the best Bill. thanks pal
At 1 point it's comedy at another point it's just ugliness what are you doing are you doing speaking all this this horrible attitude toward women calling them c**** just because they don't agree with your with your point of view
You and Nia are great!