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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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Bill rambles about presenting an award, the passage of time, and more corporate lingo. Helix:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20. SimpliSafe:  Get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at  www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR 
Bil rambles about the tooth 'fairy', OJ Simpson, and yelling with raised eye-brows. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-11-26 - Bill rambles about Shell Companies, the Bruins, and Ice Cream Parlors. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Smashing Pumpkins - Zero
Bill rambles about Yellow Springs, the eclipse, and corporate lingo. Zip Recruiter:   Try for free www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR 
Bill rambles about real estate agents, Steve Martin, and a small airport. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-416 - Bill rambles about cake walks, psychos and Detroit. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Gilad Hekselman - Eye in the Sky
Bill rambles about the history of the easter bunny, Ohtani 'not gambling', and surprise nose jobs. Sticker Giant:  Listeners can get 25% off their first order with code BURR at checkout at www.StickerGiant.com/BURR  Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  Go to www.stamps.com and click on the microphone at the top and use code BURR
Bill rambles about back alley weed gummies, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and the Von Erich brothers. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-28-16 Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards, and STDs. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - GZA - Liquid Swords Policy Genius:  Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
Bill rambles about Missouri, the 'perfect man' robot, and I Dream Of Jeannie. Indochino: Dress better than the other guys with Indochino. Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more True Classic:  Upgrade your closet, shop now at www.trueclassic.com/BURR and save up to 25% off your first order
Bill rambles with Dave Elitch about his new course 'Stay Out Of Your Own Way', musical injuries, and bruising easily. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (44:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-21-16 Bill rambles about Andrew Jackson, douche bags, and clam on clam violence.  Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Smashing Pumpkins - Zero Liquid Death: Go to www.liquiddeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. 
Bill rambles about St. Patrick's day, bear claw donuts, and which TV character he'd like to be. Sticker Giant:  Go to www.StickerGiant.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout to get 25% off your first order. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
Bill rambles with Esther Povitsky about being 'alone together', snacks that let you down, and her new movie 'Drugstore June' . Drugstore June is available to rent or buy on all platforms. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (40:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-14-26 - Bill rambles about World War II Leaflets, Los Angeles, and painting your own home. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Madonna - I'll Remember Zip Recruiter:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try if for free  
Bill rambles about Irish looking people, going to Indianapolis, and revolting against face I.D. SimpliSafe:  Listeners get a special 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  HelixSleep:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners.  Go to www.HelixSleep.com and use code HELIXPARTNER20
Bill rambles about parking garage valets, world building, and getting drunk with DeRosa back in the day. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (31:36) - Thursday Throwback 3-7-16 Bill rambles about blow, cake, and the UFC. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chico Hamilton - Conquistadors  TOUR DATES:  www.billburr.com/TOUR
Bill rambles about nasty yoga studios, fasting, and ice-wall logic. Sticker Giant:  Get 25% off your first order with code BURR at checkout at  www.StickerGiant.com/BURR  Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.stamp.com click on the microphone and type in BURR
Bill rambles about '60s social scenes, the legendary Richard Lewis, and old television habits. TOUR DATES:  www.billburr.com/TOUR  
Bill rambles about his shows in the Pacific Northwest, weight-loss drugs, and having a 'go-bag'. New Dates Added!  www.BillBurr.com/TOUR  
Bill rambles about back springs, the patriarchy, and Portland. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:36) - Thursday Throwback 2-22-16 - Bill rambles about winter, the NBA, and Hitler. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Phish - Bathtub Gin (7/25/17) Liquid Death:  Go to www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. 
Bill rambles about happy loud people, flat earth motivation, and cheerleaders. Indochino:  Use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more at www.indochino.com  Hims:  Start you free online visit today at www.Him.com/BURR 
Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about old casinos, assisted reality, and broadcast gimmicks.  
Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, leaving a loud party, and the Sphere. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners!  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20 SimpliSafe:  Order now to get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system with Fast Protect Monitoring.  www.simplisafe.com/BURR 
Bill rambles about car jacks, arguing, and doing his act in French. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-8-16 Bill rambles about the Broncos, three toed sloths, and putting your dick on the table.  (01:32:48) - Anything Better Super Bowl Preview & 'I Bought You A Gift With Your Money' with Paul Virzi
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Comments (1750)

John J Edmund

Tooth Fay? Pixie? or my favorite, Hobgoblin. Capricorn One is a great movie The Government is faced to fake a manned landing on Mars. OJ, Sam Waterson and James Brolin as astronauts, guess which one survives with help from Telly F_cking Savalas.

Apr 15th
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John J Edmund

Billy, like you said, the corporate cunts are done with America and the only jobs left are interacting with the public in some manner most of the time. wait till robots take those jobs and the shit will really hit the fan. until then, some people can only take what they can get.

Mar 18th
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adullsam

enjoying the bilateral self-awareness

Mar 17th
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Regular To

Bill trying to reason/relate with the enemy

Mar 16th
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Alain Latendresse

You have to be braindead to say that "Barbie"was a good movie. It's the most anti-man movie ever made.

Mar 8th
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Rebecca Addison-Falsetto

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Mar 4th
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Alain Latendresse

3 times

Feb 25th
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Alain Latendresse

Is it me or is this podcast getting shorter and shorter? Est-ce que c'est moi ou ce podcast est de plus en plus court?

Feb 9th
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Alain Latendresse

Welcome back edgy Billy!!

Feb 6th
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Amber Laila

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Feb 5th
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Alain Latendresse

is this 1994? ie it true that this podcast is EFFING boring? Yes

Feb 2nd
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Alain Latendresse

Perfect time for writing new material. Edgier shit baby. That what we expect of you Billy boy.

Jan 28th
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KLXIV

what an episode. Bill is on a heater all the way through.

Jan 14th
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Michael McConnell

i can't stand when a guy I don't know calls me bro

Jan 14th
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Alain Latendresse

I agree totally with the advice you gave to the guy still living witb his ex. I had put my car in my ex's name d'uring the time i paid some trafic tickets. We broke up, and then she told the cops that MY car was hers ans i had to give MY car back to her. Never underestimate the scorn of an ex girlfriend.

Jan 9th
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Alain Latendresse

Hey Billy Red tits, next time you come to Montreal, you should try to include a little french in your act. I' m shure the fans Will apreciate it. take care and " Vas te faire foutre!"

Jan 8th
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Alain Latendresse

You're getting more "woke" every day.

Jan 8th
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Martin Mirek

Could he label his shows?

Jan 6th
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Michael McConnell

I've been off social media since August 2022 and I'm loving it !!!

Jan 2nd
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Alain Latendresse

Amen to that dude! take care and "Vas te faire foutre !"

Dec 29th
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