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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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Bill rambles with Nate Craig about roofer liabilities, mid-west sports, and the newspaper. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (48:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-29-16 - Bill rambles about golf wear, Reno, and winning the Grand Slam. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Jackson Five - I'll Bet SimpliSafe: Protect your home this summer with 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Hims:  Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR  
Bill rambles about bear spray, ring camera surveillance, and glued up protesters. Lands End:  See why thousands of brands count on Lands’ End Outfitters. Go to business.LandsEnd.com/BURR and use promo code BURR for 20% off your order. Helix:  Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners!  www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  Go to www.Stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR.
Bill rambles with comedian Tommy Tiernan about the Irish people, space to live, and the first puff. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:03:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-22-16 - Bill rambles about missing UFC 202, lewd behavior, and WrestleMania. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ultraista - Bad Insect  
Bill rambles about cars shows, Mike Love talking shit, and workplace hens. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. Indochino:  Customize your summer style with Indochino. Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. 
Bill rambles with Dean Delray about The Caverns, flipping quality stuff, and getting clipped on the 101. Tickets to see Bill and Dean at the Caverns September 8th - https://www.thecaverns.com/event/bill-burr-with-dean-delray-in-the-caverns (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:01:11) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-15-16 - Bill rambles about supermodels, mootz-ah-rella, and Billy Squier. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Pearl Jam - Amongst The Waves HelixSleep:  Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR 
Bill rambles about shoving things in drawers, pancakes for love, and CrossFit controversy. SimpliSafe:  Protect your home this summer with 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  Click on the microphone on the home page and use code BURR at www.stamps.com
Bill rambles about going to see 'Sorcerer', joining the cast of Glengarry Glen Ross, and the Vatican. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (37:53) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-8-24 Bill rambles about performing in England, afternoon shows, and The Real Fast N Loud Arabs of London. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Smooth Jazz Allstars - On Broadway (George Benson Cover) Zip Recruiter:  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Liquid Death:  Go to www.liquiddeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. Hims:  Start free trial at www.Hims.com/BURR  Indochino:  Customize your summer style with Indochino at www.Indochino.com/BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.
Bill rambles about the demise of Los Angeles's public transportation, clam digging, and men facing a lion.
Bill rambles about the Olympics, hospital food, and 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:55) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-1-24 - Bill rambles about Dublin, jet lag, and performing in a tent. Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Dhani Harrison - For You Blue
Bill rambles about talking to bears, learning you have Asperger's, and firing your own boss. Land's End:  See why thousands of brands count on Lands’ End Outfitters. Go to business.LandsEnd.com/BURR and use promo code BURR for 20% off your order.
Bill rambles about riding a new Harley, the Iraq War, and the threat of everyone getting along. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (39:22) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-25-24 Bill rambles about The South,  security, and Deep Purple. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell (Pulse: Live) SimpliSafe:  Protect your home this summer with 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.Stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR
Bill rambles about the theater of politics, getting fingerprinted at work, and tattling adults. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com/BURR  to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.  Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase
Bill rambles about Bob Newhart, generations, and Teddy Atlas. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:05) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Mark Guiliana - Just Listen
Bill rambles about his staycation, the assassination attempt, and NYC's trash collection. Helix:  Helix is offering up to 30% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Protect your home this summer with 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale.  Go to www.Stamps.com. click the microphone and type in BURR
Bill rambles about stadiums, his new special, and songs about boyfriends. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:06) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-11-16 - Bill rambles about hairy backs, 80’s gyms, and destroying property.
Bill rambles about Costner's new movie, a maple donut, and Jehovah's Witness. Zip Recruiter:   Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  Liquid Death: Go to liquiddeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer.   
Bill rambles about the 4th of July, actors who served, and invading America. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:16) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback -7-4-16 - Bill rambles about cleaning up, the Austrian Grand Prix, and journeyman Quarterbacks. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Grateful Dead - Deal (Live at Cornell 5-8-77)
Bill rambles about filming his new special, Seattle sights, and data centers.
Bill rambles about Seattle, advice for the 'hawk tuah' girl, and his explore page. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:40) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-27-24 - Bill rambles about groups, barbershops, and shit farms. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Pearl Jam - Oceans Hims:  Start your free online trial at www.Hims.com/BURR  SimpliSafe:  Get an exclusive 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 
Bill rambles about excited donkeys, 70's kids movies, and choking. Helix:  Helix is offering up to 30% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners.  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR 
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Gerardo San Diego

"let the kid sleep", bravo Bill! I truly think your kids will love you for letting them do that without guilt. I'm in my fifties, grew up when doing NOTHING during summer vacations were wonderful. we still played baseball, went camping and fishing, went to the movies, all that, but we also loved napping!

Aug 2nd
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Miro

Bill's wife hates Trump and for sure was happy for assassination attempt.

Jul 18th
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Brian McNuts

Fuck John Fisher. Sell the team John.

Jul 16th
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Matt berg

FIL= father in law MIL= mother in law

Jun 14th
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Attila Mazsa

Whoever called him Billy carrotcock was genius. Made me laugh.

May 24th
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John J Edmund

Junior in the 98 home run race? Hell yeah. Surprising he couldn't pull it off while still playing half his games in the Kingdome.

May 15th
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John J Edmund

Tooth Fay? Pixie? or my favorite, Hobgoblin. Capricorn One is a great movie The Government is faced to fake a manned landing on Mars. OJ, Sam Waterson and James Brolin as astronauts, guess which one survives with help from Telly F_cking Savalas.

Apr 15th
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John J Edmund

Billy, like you said, the corporate cunts are done with America and the only jobs left are interacting with the public in some manner most of the time. wait till robots take those jobs and the shit will really hit the fan. until then, some people can only take what they can get.

Mar 18th
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adullsam

enjoying the bilateral self-awareness

Mar 17th
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Regular To

Bill trying to reason/relate with the enemy

Mar 16th
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Alain Latendresse

You have to be braindead to say that "Barbie"was a good movie. It's the most anti-man movie ever made.

Mar 8th
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Rebecca Addison-Falsetto

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Mar 4th
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Alain Latendresse

3 times

Feb 25th
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Alain Latendresse

Is it me or is this podcast getting shorter and shorter? Est-ce que c'est moi ou ce podcast est de plus en plus court?

Feb 9th
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Alain Latendresse

Welcome back edgy Billy!!

Feb 6th
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Amber Laila

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Feb 5th
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Alain Latendresse

is this 1994? ie it true that this podcast is EFFING boring? Yes

Feb 2nd
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Alain Latendresse

Perfect time for writing new material. Edgier shit baby. That what we expect of you Billy boy.

Jan 28th
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KLXIV

what an episode. Bill is on a heater all the way through.

Jan 14th
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Michael McConnell

i can't stand when a guy I don't know calls me bro

Jan 14th
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