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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

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Bill rambles about pitch meetings, Thanksgiving, and 'gratuities'. Zip Recruiter: Go to wwwZipRecruiter.com/BURR right now and try it for free.  Indochino: Upgrade your closet and shop discounted custom pieces and bundles at www.Indochino.com during their Black Friday Sale, November 18th through December 1st, and their Cyber Sale from December 2nd to December 8th. Public Rec: Stop suffering in regular pants and give the gift of comfort this Holiday Season! For a limited time only, our listeners get 20% off when you use code [BURR] at checkout. Open Phone: OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first six months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR
Bill rambles about the Grapevine highway, the Coen Brothers, and the great Chuck Woolery.
Bill rambles about Bakersfield, 'Heavy Metal Parking Lot', and touring with Dean Delray. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:10) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-21-16 Bill rambles about Top Gun, sting rays, and putting on weight. (01:42:43) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 12
Bill rambles about full body deodorant, woman's response to staring, and the mob going legit. Helix:  Get 25% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchaseand a Bedding Bundle (2 Dream Pillows, Sheet Set, and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite mattress order at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Indochino:  Upgrade your closet and shop discounted custom pieces and bundles at Indochino.com during their Black Friday Sale, November 18th through December 1st, and their Cyber Sale from December 2nd to December 8th. SimpliSafe:  This week only, you can get 60% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 
Bill rambles about leftover mushrooms, Moto GP, and keeping it light. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (45:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-14-16 Bill rambles about celebrity pundits, crying adults, and orange toupees. (02:03:36) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Week 11 Mando:  As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code BURR at www.ShopMando.com  Open Phone:  Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR Henson Shaving:  Visit www.HensonShaving.com/BURR to pick the razor for you and use code BURR and you’ll get two years' worth of blades free with your razor–just make sure to add them to your cart.
Bill rambles about Saturday Night Live, pilates, and having a 'staring problem'. Indochino:  Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Hims:  Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR  Liquid Death:  Get $5 off any case of Liquid Death at www.liquiddeath.com/BURR  
Bill rambles about picking teams, preachers, and legal tender. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-7-16 - Bill rambles about Christmas shopping, getting rid of old shit, and this god damn election. (01:30:19) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Week 10 Zip Recruiter:  Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  This week only, you can get 60% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan. This is their best offer of the year! Head to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  Policy Genius:  Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
Bill rambles with legendary Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagan about his new album 'Lighthouse', upcoming tour, and coming up in the 80's.  Also enjoy a regular episode of the TAMMP with Bill rambling about the world series, the election, and mid-game causes. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast with Duff McKagan (46:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:19:53) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-31-16 Bill rambles about Halloween, the Cubs, and the Buffalo Bills. (02:26:37) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Week 9
Bill rambles about returning from Paris, rivalries, and the neighbor's dogs. Policy Genius:  Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
Bill rambles about performing in Paris, Vespas, and playoffs. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (35:07) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-24-24 - Bill rambles about emergency landings,not checking out, and 60 minutes. (02:44:20) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 8
Bill rambles about getting to Paris, broken luggage, and 'closure'. Gametime:  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.  Terms apply. Again, create an account and redeem code [Spell out BURR] for $20 off.  SimpliSafe:  Protect your home with 50% off a new SimpliSafe system, plus a free indoor security camera, when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Policy Genius:  Save time and money on providing a financial safety net for your family. Head to www.policygenius.com/BURR
Bill talks with Keith Urban about Nashville in the 90's, writing, and record deals. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:03:44) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-17-16 - Bill rambles about Scientology, recording a special, and Washington DC. (02:03:06) - Anything Better NFL Week 7 Preview & Picks  Henson Shaving: Visit www.HensonShaving.com/BURR to pick the razor for you and use code BURR and you’ll get two years' worth of blades free with your razor–just make sure to add them to your cart. Hims: Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR  Liquid Death: Get $5 off any case of Liquid Death for a limited time you can go to your local grocery store, buy any case of Liquid Death Mountain Water, Flavored Sparkling Water, or Iced Tea and get $5 OFF instantly through Venmo when you text them your receipt. Go to www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR for details. Open Phone:  OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR BetMGM: If you haven’t signed up for BetMGM yet, use bonus code BURR and you will get up to a $1500 FirstBet Offer on your first wager with BetMGM! Here’s how it works:  1. Download the BetMGM app and sign-up using bonus code BURR. 2. Deposit at least $10 and place your first wager on any game.3. You will receive up to $1500 in bonus bets if your bet loses! Just make sure you use bonus code BURR when you sign up! First Touchdown Offer Simply place a prop bet on the player to score the first touchdown in any NFL game.  If your player doesn't score first but instead scores second, you'll get your stake back in cash. Disclaimer: See BetMGM.com for Terms. 21+ only. US promotional offers not available in New York, Nevada, Ontario, or Puerto Rico. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER (Available in the US). Call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Call 1-800-NEXT-STEP (AZ), 1-800-327-5050 (MA), 1-800-BETS-OFF (IA), 1-800-981-0023 (PR). First Bet Offer for new customers only. Subject to eligibility requirements. Rewards are non-withdrawable bonus bets that expire in 7 days. In partnership with Kansas Crossing Casino and Hotel.
Bill rambles about Vince McMahon, insurance companies, and closing routs. Helix:  Get 20% off all mattress orders at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Protect your home with 50% off a new SimpliSafe system, plus a free indoor security camera, when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Indochino:  Visit www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.
Bill rambles with Josh Wolf about legends, plastic surgery, and industry suits. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:08:44) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 10-10-16 Bill rambles about hurricanes, robots, and potato pancakes. (02:27:40) - Anything Better NFL Week 6 Picks & Preview 
Bill rambles about Halloween costumes, landlord stories, and over-cuddling. Zip Recruiter:  Let ZipRecruiter speed up your hiring at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR  Füm:  For a limited time, use my code BURR to get a free gift with your Journey Pack at www.TryFum.com code BURR
Bill rambles about Dikembe Mutombo, playoffs, and interplanetary travel. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (33:30) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-3-16 - Bill rambles about The Ryder Cup, owning a Pit Bull, and dead people's guitars. (01:47:31) -  Anything Better NFL Picks & Preview Week 5 with Paul Virzi BET MGM If you haven’t signed up for BetMGM yet, use bonus code BURR and you will get up to a $1500 FirstBet Offer on your first wager with BetMGM! Here’s how it works:  1. Download the BetMGM app and sign-up using bonus code BURR. 2. Deposit at least $10 and place your first wager on any game.3. You will receive up to $1500 in bonus bets if your bet loses! Just make sureyou use bonus code BURR when you sign up! First Touchdown Offer Simply place a prop bet on the player to score the first touchdown in any NFL game.  If your player doesn't score first but instead scores second, you'll get your stake back in cash. Disclaimer: See BetMGM.com for Terms. 21+ only. US promotional offers not available in New York, Nevada, Ontario, or Puerto Rico. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER (Available in the US). Call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Call 1-800-NEXT-STEP (AZ), 1-800-327-5050 (MA), 1-800-BETS-OFF (IA), 1-800-981-0023 (PR). First Bet Offer for new customers only. Subject to eligibility requirements. Rewards are non-withdrawable bonus bets that expire in 7 days. In partnership with Kansas Crossing Casino and Hotel.
Bill rambles about red flags, the Oakland Athletics, and responses to 'ew ick' girl. Gametime:  Take the guesswork out of buying concert tickets with Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.  Terms apply. Lands End:  See why thousands of brands count on Lands’ End Outfitters. Go to business.LandsEnd.com/BURR and use promo code BURR for 20% off your order. SimpliSafe:  Protect your home with 50% off a new SimpliSafe system, plus a free indoor security camera, when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR 
Bill rambles about the power of the podcast, Fruit Loops in Europe, and streaming services. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:03) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-26-24 - Bill rambles about books, sex suits, and road rage. (01:26:53) - Anything Better  NFL Picks & Preview Week 4 with Paul Vizi Open Phone:  With OpenPhone, you can guarantee your entire team has access to the same information so you can keep your team collaborative and your business is more efficient. OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR  BET MGM If you haven’t signed up for BetMGM yet, use bonus code BURR and you will get up to a $1500 FirstBet Offer on your first wager with BetMGM! Here’s how it works:  1. Download the BetMGM app and sign-up using bonus code BURR. 2. Deposit at least $10 and place your first wager on any game.3. You will receive up to $1500 in bonus bets if your bet loses! Just make sureyou use bonus code BURR when you sign up! First Touchdown Offer Simply place a prop bet on the player to score the first touchdown in any NFL game.  If your player doesn't score first but instead scores second, you'll get your stake back in cash. Disclaimer: See BetMGM.com for Terms. 21+ only. US promotional offers not available in New York, Nevada, Ontario, or Puerto Rico. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER (Available in the US). Call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Call 1-800-NEXT-STEP (AZ), 1-800-327-5050 (MA), 1-800-BETS-OFF (IA), 1-800-981-0023 (PR). First Bet Offer for new customers only. Subject to eligibility requirements. Rewards are non-withdrawable bonus bets that expire in 7 days. In partnership with Kansas Crossing Casino and Hotel.
Bill rambles about his new Harley, ex's at weddings, and a girl who gets the 'ick'. Indocino:  Visit www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. SimpliSafe:  Protect your home with 50% off a new SimpliSafe system, plus a free indoor security camera, when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR Gametime:  Take the guesswork out of buying concert tickets with Gametime.  Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.
Bill rambles about urgent care, shoe-less, travelers, and being a hoarder. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:41) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback (01:40:46) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 3  Helix: Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Henson Shaving: Visit www.HensonShaving.com/BURR to pick the razor for you and use code BURR and you’ll get two years' worth of blades free with your razor–just make sure to add them to your cart. Lands End: See why thousands of brands count on Lands’ End Outfitters. Go to business.LandsEnd.com/BURR and use promo code BURR for 20% off your order.
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Comments (1777)

John J Edmund

Shout out to the Coen Brothers!!! Billy boy Miller's Crossing and Big Lebowski, just saying. Never heard of Hudsucker P. sometimes directors, especially auteurs if you subscribe to that theory, tend to be overlooked because they are more experimental and willing to take chances that might work, or just not work. You just can't pin them down to a universally acclaimed series of films. my two cents.

Dec 3rd
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Jeff Beal

https://youtu.be/UGJ5o5Z8V54?si=RgnmzRRLeM_ve4M1 solving the money problem

Nov 21st
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Dara Pat

to quote the famous Stan, 'you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead' is this it 😅

Nov 20th
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Jeff Beal

https://youtu.be/udVizC5QjE0?si=zm5E7--Hmjt0BNUY 3rd example

Nov 19th
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Jeff Beal

2nd example https://youtu.be/MEZt0xWsqpU?si=iXoLyevxG_O52xcI

Nov 19th
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Jeff Beal

https://youtu.be/i-r8g802FS8?si=39V4C75tyW0rmFUa 1st example

Nov 19th
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Jeff Beal

the F-150 lightning cost twice in losses then what they're selling it for

Nov 19th
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Jeff Beal

I employ you to go down the rabbit hole and learn before you speak.

Nov 19th
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Jeff Beal

you said that Tesla doesn't make any money on the sales of their cars which is BS because they are the only ones in the whole industry they're actually turning a profit on their cars.

Nov 19th
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Jeff Beal

I can't believe you hate on Elon Musk and his innovation that much. I think you need to be more educated about everything he's doing because it sounds like you don't know what your f*** you're talking about. I am a Tesla fanboy but you need to f****** watch some more s*** before you spew ignorance

Nov 19th
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J Bonham

Why would someone want to be president of America? I couldn't imagine.

Nov 13th
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Tim Brockert

luggage locks, the baggage handlers have keys to open them, the combo doesn't matter, you blue balled bald headed gingersnaP!

Oct 22nd
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William Faucett

2:27:53 nfl picks

Oct 10th
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William Faucett

football picks 1:47:54

Oct 6th
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Gerardo San Diego

Billy Bikerider!

Sep 23rd
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William Faucett

football picks 1:41:44

Sep 20th
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William Faucett

football pick 57:25

Sep 13th
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Mike Crelly

I don't know s*** about music says the guy who plays drums in guitar and has been listening to music since he was five! love you Bill

Sep 11th
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Maelstromoracle

mm m.

Sep 2nd
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Gerardo San Diego

"let the kid sleep", bravo Bill! I truly think your kids will love you for letting them do that without guilt. I'm in my fifties, grew up when doing NOTHING during summer vacations were wonderful. we still played baseball, went camping and fishing, went to the movies, all that, but we also loved napping!

Aug 2nd
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