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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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Bill rambles about birthday wishes, the smug rugby email, and crazy chicks at the bar. Rocket Money:  Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Zip Recruiter:  Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter free at www.ziprecruiter.com/BURR    
Bill rambles with Mike Donovan about his early days in Boston, history books, and Lenny Bruce.  Mike's new book 'The Stand-Up Comedy Book: A Collection of Thoughts, Stories, Biographies, Jokes and Journals of Stand-up' is available on Amazon and where books are sold. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - (45:59) Thursday Throwback:  (46:33) - (01:49:47) (1-26-23) Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop. Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:50:03) - end Thursday Interlude: Kenyon Hopkins - Minnesota Fats
Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, his trip to Disneyland, and giant turkey legs. Helix: Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners.  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR
Bill rambles about talkers, depressing movies, and 80's action stars. Nutrafol: You can grow thicker, healthier hair by going to www.Nutrafol.com/men and entering the promo code BURR to save fifteen dollars off your first month’s subscription.
Bill rambles about Wild Card Weekend, 90's movies, and artificial intelligence comedy bits.
Bill rambles with Steve Byrne about the 90's, drinking stories, and how people handle money.  Steve's new special 'THE LAST LATE NIGHT' is available now on Amazon. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast (01:15:09) -  Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-12-15: Bill rambles about the Dez Bryant catch, whiskey dick, and powdered wigs.  (02:17:30) - Anything Better NFL Wildcard Weekend Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR
Bill rambles about playoffs, big golf bodies, and angry soccer chants.
Bill rambles about gas station etiquette, going out like Jackie Gleason, and front porch life. (00:00 - 30:07) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:33 - end) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-5-15: Bill rambles about Tony Romo haters, The Rose Bowl, and remembers Stuart Scott. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Only A Child   
Bill rambles about the NFL, New Years Eve, and knowing how to do stuff.
Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about Bill's pneumonia, urgent care, and being dramatic. Thursday Afternoon Podcast - (00:00 - 41:50) Thursday Afternoon Throwback - (41:50 - 01:47:45) (12-29-14) Bill rambles about a food crack house, cleaning out his garage, and getting mugged in Moscow. Anything Better NFL Week 17 Preview & Picks - (01:48:15)  
Bill rambles about having pneumonia, Franco Harris, and cameramen on the field.
Bill rambles with Peter Billingsley about his new film 'A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS', video game addiction, and working on 'F IS FOR FAMILY'. A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS is available on HBO MAX and available to rent. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 -  49:45) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (50:00 - 01:54:05) (12-22-14) Bill rambles about Sony leaks, autorotations, and building a Christmas Tree. Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:54:10 - end) Thursday Interlude: Flight's Delayed - Andrew Themeles
Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, hearing loss, and airline pilots. Butcher Box: Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get $20 off your first box and ground beef for the life of your membership. Indochino: Get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Use promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com SimpliSafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR
Bill rambles with Rachel Feinstein about dating psychos, small apartments, and 'inspirational' videos. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 01:11:04) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (1:12:05 - 02:31:34) (12-15-14 - Bill rambles about Santa as welterweight,  pussy coming into the room, and ADHD tests.) Anything Better NFL Preview: (02:31:36 - end)  
Bill rambles about useless internet searches, Kirstie Alley, and hungry pet snakes. Fight Camp:  Join the biggest boxing community in the world without leaving your home.This Holiday Season, you’ll also get a Heart Rate Monitor, and a Premium Jump Rope for FREE. That’s an additional $148 value, for FREE. FightCamp packages start at just $99. They also offer some great financing options so you can get started for as low as $9 a month.  To get started and to get your free gifts with purchase, go to FightCamp.com/ BURR. That’s www.FightCamp.com/BURR Masterclass:  This holiday, give one annual membership and get one free!  Go to www.Masterclass.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Get 40% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR
Bill rambles with Tom Papa about model trains, subway danger, and his new special 'What A Day'.   'What A Day' is available on Netflix December 13th. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (00:00 - 54:30) Thursday Throwback:  (54:57 - 01:53:37) 12-8-22. Bill rambles about soundcloud, virgins, and his new stand-up special. Anything Better NFL Preview:  ( SimpliSafe:  Get 40% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.Stamps.com
Bill rambles about sneaker shopping, rituals, and testosterone.   MeUndies:  Get 20% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee by going to www.MeUndies.com/BURR
Bill rambles about soccer, jogging in the road, and vices. Thursday Afternoon Podcast:  (start - 31:31) Thursday Afternoon Throwback:  (32:08 -  01:41:01) (12-1-14) Bill rambles about Black Friday, Gone Girl, and talks with Jason Lawhead. Anything Better NFL Preview:  (01:41:27 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere ZipRecruiter: Try it now FOR FREE at this exclusive web address: www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe:  Get 50% off any new system at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR
Bill rambles about his french lessons, tea, and sky ads. Fight Camp:  Get started with FightCamp for as low as $9 a month, by going to www.FightCamp.com/BURR Aura Frames:  Take advantage of Aura’s Cyber Monday sale and get $50 off their best-selling Carver Mat frames at www.auraframes.com/BURR Roman:  Go to www.Ro.co/BURR today to get 20% off your entire first order
Bill rambles about Florida, flying, and unelected leaders. Indochino: Shop the Black Friday event now through November twenty-seventh at www.indochino.com.  Get 10% off all purchases of $399 or more using promo code BURR SoloStove:  Get $10 off with promo code BURR. Plus a lifetime warranty and FREE 30-day returns. Get an extra $10 off holiday deals at www.solostove.com, promo code BURR Masterclass:  Give one annual membership and get one free at www.Masterclass.com/BURR today Policy Genius:  Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save SimpliSafe:  Get the biggest discount of the year at www.simplisafe.com/BURR
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Comments (1677)

Michael McConnell

Nia and Bill should do this in a stand up setting one time lol

Jan 20th
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snosaer

that chatgbt bill burr joke tho lol

Jan 20th
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Michael McConnell

someone needs to trash bill !! and that person is nia

Dec 30th
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Michael McConnell

lol this got heated. damn bill I've never heard an actual fight with you and Nia

Dec 30th
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gay for god

old bill burr is wild, I love him still but his take on the thing about the masseuse's just seems like straight up sexual harassment lol

Dec 28th
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Shysta McNasty

15:34. That B!tch.

Dec 26th
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Regular To

Woh woh what is this? Billy deep thoughts over heeea?

Nov 26th
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Tim Brockert

That's not how politics are viewed in Madison.

Nov 7th
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John J Edmund

nice to hear Bill back to his regular ranting. Instrument rating? oh, look at you, I just have my private.

Oct 22nd
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William Faucett

anything better football picks: 1:45:30

Oct 21st
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Michael McConnell

The new Bobby Orr is Cale Makar!!!! go avs go!!!

Oct 21st
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Michael McConnell

NHL talk is the best Bill. thanks pal

Oct 21st
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Manda Elle

At 1 point it's comedy at another point it's just ugliness what are you doing are you doing speaking all this this horrible attitude toward women calling them c**** just because they don't agree with your with your point of view

Oct 19th
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Michelle Rodrigue

You and Nia are great!

Oct 13th
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John Hammond

Don't be STUPID YOU MARRONE...you don't have to PULL THE TRANSMISSION to replace the front and rear seals...100.00 IN PARTS and steaks and beers to your VEHICLE experienced friend...that is IF you know ANYONE with that skill ser...NEAL PERT if you want to call yourself a DRUMMER...go FUCK yourself.

Sep 26th
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Regular To

Old Billy sideways breasts

Sep 18th
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John J Edmund

So Jack the Ripper has been reduced to potty humor? Bill, buy a JTR book. I promise you'll be fascinated. Heck, even the 2001 Johnny Depp flick From Hell has its moments. Oh, the name came from the "Dear Boss Letter " that the London police figured was written by a newspaperman to keep the story fresh and signed off with something like "Catch me when you can, Jack the Ripper". The name stuck with the public. Try Reading the infamous From Hell letter that some experts think is really from the Killer, or some disturbed Victorian era stand up comedian, haha. Take care Billy, you going to see the Kraken this year? Little Hingman boy Matty Beniers for a full season?

Sep 16th
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Michael McConnell

bill you're thinking of either the Buffalo Sabres or the Hartford Wailers for the hockey talk

Sep 16th
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Zach Riddle

please put your face on the trucks

Sep 12th
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Michael McConnell

this episode was jam packed with jokes. thanks bill

Aug 30th
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