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No Utes In The Valet

Author: Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith

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What happens when a city-bred celebrity stylist and a country raised four-time AFL premiership hero collide?

Chaos, chemistry and cultural carnage.

No Utes in the Valet is the fast talking, fashion-meets-footy podcast nobody asked for but everyone will binge.

Elliot Garnaut lives in a world of couture, champagne and chauffeur drop-offs.

Isaac Smith, premiership powerhouse and Norm Smith medallist, prefers a stubby, a snag, and the back of a Hilux.

Think Ab Fab meets The Front Bar, served with a side of sibling-like bickering. Proving true friendship can be found in unlikely places.

8 Episodes
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Accomplished journalist and super-proud Mum⁠ Kate Waterhouse⁠ shares with Elliot and Issac what it was like growing up in a multi-generational horse racing family, and how she is carving her own path to success as a fashion icon and children's author.
Tackling The Gay Chat

Tackling The Gay Chat

2025-10-2623:15

Six episodes in, it's the conversation Elliot and Isaac had to have:Homophobia in sport, specifically AFL.What has been seen, heard and experienced? It all gets tackled in this chat.
Best mates and team mates communicate all the time, but when do you really talk? In a podcast it turns out.Elliot Garnaut, Isaac Smith and ⁠Tom Hawkins⁠ all have a years-long connection but in The Valet they talk more openly than ever before about the importance of family through footy, growing up in rural NSW versus living in city environments, cattle farming, Labubus and we find out who crumbs the best lamb cutlet in the country.
Journalist, mother and businesswoman ⁠Rebecca Maddern⁠ is Elliot and Isaac's first full-episode guest.The trail-blazer reflects on her storied career including when she became the first female host of the famed television juggernaut The Footy Show.Bec and Issie open up about how difficult the gruelling process of IVF is for both hopeful mothers and fathers.Elliot is given the chance to reflect on his fabulous career through the eyes of Bec.We get fashion and beauty tips. And some words of wisdom from little Ruby giving us great faith in the future.
Issy's Quizzy

Issy's Quizzy

2025-10-0529:27

Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith are going head to head this episode: will Elliot's knowledge of iconic sports heroes blitz Isaac's self proclaimed Rom-Com brain?(Hint: it's chaotic)And stay for the ultimate showdown where Isaac uses Lens technology to his advantage to guess what Elliot is wearing this time...
Scandal Is Currency

Scandal Is Currency

2025-09-2836:35

Fashion is huge business and that's how Elliot can get Isaac to understand his world better, running through some of the more scandalous campaigns.Which products could Isaac and Elliot both be the face of?Buying the right pair of jeans can be a punish if you don't know what you're doing.And we find out who looks like a hairy 12 year old.
In this No Utes in the Valet ⁠Elliot Garnaut⁠ and ⁠Isaac Smith⁠ unpack their unlikely friendship:How on earth did the Celebrity Stylist and former AFL Premiership player end up in the wilds of South Africa together - find out with the help of ⁠Carrie Bickmore⁠, ⁠Trent Cotchin⁠, ⁠Olivia Molly Rogers⁠, ⁠Ellidy Pullin⁠, ⁠Brandon Ellis⁠ and ⁠Gemma O'NeillYou can check this out for more information about Carrie's Beanies 4 Brain Cancer
G'DAY WORLD

G'DAY WORLD

2025-09-2105:32

Welcome to No Utes in the ValetThe fast talking, fashion-meets-footy podcast nobody asked for but everyone will binge.Elliot Garnaut lives in a world of couture, champagne and chauffeur drop-offs.Isaac Smith, premiership powerhouse and Norm Smith medallist, prefers a stubby, a snag, and the back of a Hilux.Think Ab Fab meets The Front Bar, served with a side of sibling-like bickering, proving true friendship can be found in unlikely places.
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