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Join Paula Poundstone, co-host Adam Felber and a long list of characters, real and imaginary, on Nobody Listens To Paula Poundstone, a podcast taking the fun of a late-night show, the wit of a public radio show, and the knowledge of a guest expert while setting the volume to the max. Acerbic yet infectiously funny, Nobody Listens To Paula Poundstone invites listeners into the audience of this absolutely ludicrous variety show, if they can follow along…or not.
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Yup, although we’re still recuperating from last year’s “Hot Frosty,” we jump right back into holiday movie magic with this year’s hit from the Jonas Brothers. What we found… might surprise you. And Merry Christmas to all!
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Join Bonnie Burns (Paula Poundstone’s manager, aka “Captain Crinkle”), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull for America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts.
This week: Listeners weigh-in with their comments.
Need advice? We are here to help solve your problems. Ask a question and we’ll give you an answer. Maybe we aren’t qualified, but we answer anyway. Listen at your own risk. New episode every Thursday.
Email us at dearcrinkle@gmail.com.
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It’s just us, hanging out as a family for once. Playing games (“Who Am I?”) and receiving visitors (“Mailbag!”). What could possibly go wrong?
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You’ve got the questions, we’ve got the answers: Join Bonnie Burns (Paula Poundstone’s manager, aka “Captain Crinkle”), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull for America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts.
This week: Crazy questions from a girlfriend, Should I move to Chicago? and My wife didn’t say anything – am I weird?
Need advice? Email us at dearcrinkle@gmail.com.
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Is improv useful for something BESIDES Adam’s resumé? Author/expert Kat Koppett is here to talk about applied improvisation and lead our group to better communication! And then, it’s time to weed out the info from the disinformation: “Paula’s Fact-Finding Fiesta” returns!
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Kat Koppett
Applied Improv Pioneer, Author & Consultant
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Ron Bellamy
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Join Bonnie Burns (Paula Poundstone’s manager, aka “Captain Crinkle”), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull for America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts.
This week’s problems: Who knew she could be such a fool? Where ‘em or scare ‘em, and sick of stepping in poop.
Need advice? Email your problems to dearcrinkle@gmail.com.
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What’s up with the explosion of online sports betting? Is it awesome? Or really really not awesome? Mike Pesca breaks down the odds. And then, gear up for the holidays with a festive edition of “Toni’s Craft Corner!”
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Mike Pesca
THE GIST
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Earl Levine
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Join Bonnie Burns (Paula Poundstone’s manager, aka “Captain Crinkle”), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull for America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts.
This week’s problems: “Gobble gobble – turkey turkey: “How do I tell that guy not to bring a turkey roll!?” Tired of squatting, and a family on their stupid flat thing.
Need advice? We’re here to help. Email us at dearcrinkle@gmail.com.
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What’s the good word? We don’t know, but author/journalist/immersive adventurer Stefan Fatsis does, especially after embedding himself at Merriam Webster! And as Thanksgiving approaches, be thankful that you haven’t experienced these Worst Thanksgivings Ever!
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Stefan Fatsis
Unabridged The Thrill of (and Threat to) the Modern Dictionary
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Join Bonnie Burns (Paula Poundstone’s manager, aka “Captain Crinkle”), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull for America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts.
This week’s problems: Outgrowing friends, Women trying to undermine women, and using your roommate’s t-shirts to blow your nose.
Need advice? Want to try something new? Email your problems to dearcrinkle@gmail.com.
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Do revolutions work without getting all shooty? Or even slappy? Do they work better? Author Maria Stephan has done ALL the research. And our favorite sailor comes ashore to host our favorite game - it’s “Land Ho! with Toni Anita Hull.”
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Maria Stephan
Why Civil Resistance Works: The Strategic Logic of Nonviolent Conflict
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Lindsey Goodman
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Join Bonnie Burns (Paula Poundstone’s manager, aka “Captain Crinkle”), Paula Poundstone and Adam Felber for sage advice on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts.
This week’s problems: “My doctor is ignorant about nutrition,” “A guy in a ski mask almost assaulted me,” and listeners’ advice for the special ed teacher.
Need advice? Email us @dearcrinkle@gmail.com. We are happy to help. New episode every Thursday.
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Need a new nose? Or a foot? Or a kidney? What’s the history and the state-of-the-art in new parts? Returning champion Mary Roach, author of “Replaceable You” is here to give us an estimate! And then, take those new parts out to meet people - it’s our “Icebreakers!”
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Mary Roach
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Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull for unqualified sage advice on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts. This week’s conundrums: “My boyfriend won’t kiss me just because I have a cold. I don't kiss other people so how would I have gotten it if it did?” “Where’s my thank you note for the wedding gift?” and what to do if you’re always the one who hosts the brunch.
Need advice? In a quandary? Don’t know where to turn? Email us @dearcrinkle@gmail.com. New episode every Thursday.
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As the weather changes, we snuggle in for a Family Game Night, complete with Password, Mailbag, and thinly-veiled cutthroat competitive fervor. Plus, we finish “Romancing Mr. Bridgerton,” so that’s one less thing to fight about over the holidays!
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Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts. This week’s problems: Holiday gift for a judgmental mother-in-law, Should a special education teacher quit or suffer, and Updates for "the open drawer caper".
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Our favorite guest is back, and this time she’s answering all the bug questions that have been bugging you. And then prepare for more bugs - it’s Garden Time with Captain Crinkle!”
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Dr. Eleanor Spicer-Rice
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Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull for sage advice on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts. This week’s problems: Yikes with the hairdresser, “Can my nipples show?” and an update on corkage fees.
Need advice? Email us @dearcrinkle@gmail.com. New episode every Thursday.
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Paula springs another surprise on us - the return of California Hamster Association President John Jacobson, this time to tell us all about the shoebill bird, because… oh, an explanation would be pointless! And then, a brand new smash-hit game: “What Do You Do?”
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Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull as they offer advice on some of life’s most perplexing problems. This week: A neat freak, An MBA student made to feel stupid, and a kitty who might be a pity.
Need advice? We’d love to help improve your life. Email us @dearcrinkle@gmail.com. New episode every Thursday.
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Love my kid's IUD in college. My favorite thing Chick-fil-A and Hobby Lobby could you get any other anti-gay? You're one of the smartest people I've listened to, but I'm not surprised somebody tried to hit you because they instinctfully saw your Target. My favorite thing about you Bonnie is your haplessness. Kathy Bates moment.
Laughing so hard I woke up my husband and all the beasts. They came to check on me, so I suppose I'm loved. Fuck those bitches.
I'm convinced every lesson in life is displayed on Livergn and Shirley, sort of like kindergarten.
Dark Tammy. I'm going to come in early and switch Vanessa's chair and laugh inside then seem sympathetic. Then, maybe like on Lavergn and Shirley wrap it up. Small harmless revenge helps.
BTW, when I nursed, I kinda did the Paula Poundstone plane trick. It did get awkward when she took a break and started laughing. Nope, not just a shawl. Small mammal under the shawl.
With the lemur Sort of like Kenny G with the circular saxophone breathing, right? I totally did have defrosted breast milk twice on my corn flakes... So I could eat and make more milk. What I really want, though, is a goat for a small milk animal and tons of obstinate fun, playing with my patients' full grown ones. They're so fucking feisty! I'm only half joking and telling the truth. I also have pretended diabetes when I just don't want to eat an experiment.
I hate the truck stops / casinos who give you play if you cash your check there. Lonely people getting back to their family can make bad decisions.
My mom let me pick out two outfits from the Sears catalog for the beginning of school. One year they didn't fit and I was devastated because the rest of my wardrobe was well preserved hand me downs. Exception my "play clothes". For those, it did not matter what shape they were in because I was climbing trees and mostly grass staining everything.
Oh gosh, the clothing foundations in the first ones and "female bladder support" appliances. Boy, did we get an education.
Captain l, you literally just had a bug expert on the episode. I am not naive enough to believe every segment is taped at the same session, but I encourage you to reach out to the kind Dr.Spicer-Rice. She seems helpful, except she might unionize them to demand better living conditions. Good luck!
There's no such thing as acting like an ass if you're behaving like an ass. If it looks like a duck walks like a duck sounds like a duck, Well, it's a duck. I'm willing to allow choice people a little bit of redemption but ass times two equals bye bye. looking forward to morbidly following along with the bookie book club.
OH THEY READ MY POEM! 🥰
Ugh...phoney anita halls laugh is so phoney it makes me wanna puke.
Where are the new episodes?
Gold Crinkle starts at 14:08
Captain Culpepper's Last Stand starts at 58:20
My father taught me how to swear while driving with no real animosity. Cock sucking mother fucking son of a mother bitch expelled you turd whom I would pay to fuck right now to find a reason to go on living with these fucking morons with their phones up their collective ass causing this fender bender but might have killed someone... My dad was finally able to say.. Tammy, I called you on speaker phone with an associate pastor I'm riding with to deliver this car.. I make my sailor brother blush.
"Dear Crinkle" Parody of "Goldfinger" by Josh starts at 15:25
sorry, your files eat up twice as much space as my music podcasts. that's crazy.
So I think if spice and Susan Casey got together, the whole world would explode with undersea animals and insects. It might not be a bad thing. they're enthusiasm is something I can't do without. check out Jordan harbincher podcast with Susan Casey. she got me stoked.