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Not Another D&D Podcast
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Welcome to NADDPOD! Join Dungeon Master Brian Murphy as he leads players Emily Axford, Caldwell Tanner and Jake Hurwitz on a comedic, actual-play adventure through the realms of Bahumia and Beyond. The show also features a score composed and performed by Emily Axford.
This team has created a variety of D&D campaigns, as well as numerous other series such as DUNGEON COURT and 8-BIT BOOK CLUB. They also occasionally hit the road and roll dice live on stage.
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Duck Team gathers their allies and sails atop a Dragon Turtle’s shell! Sol stays winning in the water, Calder simps, and Callie shares her dream of The Wild. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Henry Hogfish" by Emily Axford. "Sea Beast" by Emily Axford. "Henry's House" by Emily Axford. "Ode to the Archipelago" by Emily Axford. "A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford. "Irondeep" by Emily Axford. "All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford. "Tsunare" by Emily Axford."The Entertainment District" by Emily Axford. "Hexblood Centurions" by Emily Axford. "Frankie" by Emily Axford. "Doppelganger" by Emily Axford. "Rousel" by Emily Axford. "The Fairy" by Emily Axford. "In the Dark of Dawn" by Emily Axford. "Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford. "A Friend For Life" by Emily Axford. "The Prodigal Sister" by Emily Axford. "The Widow" by Emily Axford. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team hatches a plan to rescue their new friends from a Winter Court warship! Calder reveals a crush, Sol becomes the star of a rom com, and Callie takes the wheel. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."The Frog" by Emily Axford. "Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford."Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford."Angels & Devils" by Emily Axford."Friend for Life" by Emily Axford."Tsunare" by Emily Axford."Ursea" by Emily Axford."Secret Basement" by Emily Axford. "Sea Beast" by Emily Axford."The Posse" by Emily Axford. "Buzzer's Cutters" by Emily Axford. "Implicated" by Emily Axford. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team rushes to escape Queen Jovyre's forces! Calder tanks a whole quiver of arrows, Sol hops the treetops, and Callie's past catches up to her. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford."Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford."Eye of Akarot" by Emily Axford."All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford."Gunvar" by Emily Axford."Friend for Life" by Emily Axford."Into the Flame" by Emily Axford."Irina" by Emily Axford. "The Wild Down Under" by Emily Axford. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team travels to the hidden village of Rousel and runs afoul some odd factions! Callie has a brush with the past, Sol embodies a cool turtle persona, and Calder tries seduction. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: "Club chatter, London" by mlteenie at Freesound.org.“A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford."Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford."Eye of Akarot" by Emily Axford."The Red Fen" by Emily Axford."All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford."Moonshine's Stump" by Emily Axford."Gunvar" by Emily Axford."Rousel" by Emily Axford."Frankie" by Emily Axford."The Gambling District" by Emily Axford."The Bronze Bastard" by Emily Axford."The Inkling Syndicate" by Emily Axford."The Rattlin' Snakes" by Emily Axford."Stallios" by Emily Axford."Triss 2" by Emily Axford."In the Dark of Dusk" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team faces tricks and trials on their path to the hidden village of Rousel! Callie makes her autumnal debut, Calder learns a new appreciation for art, and Sol uses innovative diplomacy tactics. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford."The Whisperwood" by Emily Axford."Wooded Wonder" by Emily Axford."Balnor the Brave" by Emily Axford."Court of the Bear Prince" by Emily Axford."The Mindflayer's Lair" by Emily Axford."The Witch's Hut" by Emily Axford."Greenshade" by Emily Axford."Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford."Lucanus Aer'Tea" by Emily Axford."Gladeholm" by Emily Axford."Eye of Akarot" by Emily Axford."The Red Fen" by Emily Axford."Sultan of Stone" by Emily Axford."Hospitably Hostile" by Emily Axford."All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team parties with the frost giants, then heads off to another world! Calder gets a hero's razzing, Sol goes galactic, and Callie takes a big gamble. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Greenshade" by Emily Axford."Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford."A Tale's End" by Emily Axford."I Need to Know You're Taken Care Of" by Emily Axford."The Multiverse" by Emily Axford."Home is Where the Hearth Is" by Emily Axford."Cable Car Ride" by Emily Axford."Corrupted" by Emily Axford."Mothership" by Emily Axford."Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford."Lucanus Aer'Tea" by Emily Axford."The University" by Emily Axford."Gladeholm" by Emily Axford."A Haven Away From Home" by Emily Axford."The Feywild" by Emily Axford."Broken Heart Banshee" by Emily Axford."Akarot's Letter" by Emily Axford."Tower in the Distance" by Emily Axford."Akarot" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team faces Alexandrite for the fate of the Ice Knife! Sol keeps em' guessing, Callie hears the call of the wild, and Calder takes a leap of faith. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Shock at the Dock" by Emily Axford."The Purge" by Emily Axford."Bronzebeard Baddies" by Emily Axford."Conspiracy in the Clouds" by Emily Axford."A Fate Refused" by Emily Axford."The Valiant Ol' Cobb" by Emily Axford."Spearmint & Tea Leaves" by Emily Axford."A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford."Demigod" by Emily Axford."Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford."The Fairy" by Emily Axford."Twinkling Lights of Galaderon" by Emily Axford."The Posse" by Emily Axford."A Tale's End" by Emily Axford."Home is Where the Hearth Is" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team faces the spirit of Havoc! Callie untangles a mystery, Calder recalls a powerful memory, and Sol introduces a new on-the-go snack. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Ilsed's Secret" by Emily Axford."A Fate Refused" by Emily Axford. "Mee Maw's Burden" by Emily Axford."Spearmint & Tea Leaves" by Emily Axford."Apotheosis" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team attempts diplomacy with some very angry giants! Calder gets stuck with the annoying guy, Sol becomes a stress ball, and Callie plays a soothing tune. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."The Scrappers" by Emily Axford."Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford."A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford."Secret Basement" by Emily Axford."The Bronze Bastard" by Emily Axford."Spearmint & Tea Leaves" by Emily Axford."Snake Fight" by Emily Axford."Sea Elves" by Emily Axford."All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford."A Haven Away From Home" by Emily Axford."A Memory" by Emily Axford."Shadowfell" by Emily Axford."Ilsed's Secret" by Emily Axford."The Purge" by Emily Axford. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team splits up as they navigate the labyrinth of the Ice Knife....alone! Callie begrudgingly learns a lesson, Sol sees double, and Calder finally gets a little respect. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Home is Where the Hearth is" by Emily Axford. "Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford. "A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford. "Secret Basement" by Emily Axford."Soul Coins" by Emily Axford."Spearmint & Tea Leaves" by Emily Axford."Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford. "Corrupted" by Emily Axford. "Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford."A Friend for Life" by Emily Axford."Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford."Bronzebeard Baddies" by Emily Axford."The Pact" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team races after Gowan to find the Ice Knife! Calder takes charge, Callie has a revelation, and Sol reconnects with an old friend. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Secret Basement" by Emily Axford."Soul Coins" by Emily Axford."Winter's Mantle" by Emily Axford."Corrupted" by Emily Axford."Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford."Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford."Mee Maw's Burden" by Emily Axford."A Friend for Life" by Emily Axford. "Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford. "Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford. "A Memory" by Emily Axford. "Broken Heart Banshee" by Emily Axford."Writing on the Wall" by Emily Axford. "The Pact" by Emily Axford. "Ghost Dragon" by Emily Axford. "Angels & Devils" by Emily Axford. "Sea Beast" by Emily Axford. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Alexandrite brings the heat to the Frigid North! Calder bonds/feuds with his brothers, Sol utilizes his flying bicycle kick, and Callie fakes an affair. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Secret Basement" by Emily Axford."The Wild Down Under" by Emily Axford. "The Purge" by Emily Axford."Soul Coins" by Emily Axford. "Greener Shades" by Emily Axford. "Winter's Mantle" by Emily Axford. "The Smithy's Hut" by Emily Axford."Corrupted" by Emily Axford."Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford."Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford."The Lonely Autumn" by Emily Axford."Balnor the Brave" by Emily Axford."Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford."Shock at the Dock" by Emily Axford."Mee Maw's Burden" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team investigates Alexandrite's infiltration of the Ice Knife! Callie gets news from the Feywild, Sol bonds with Kenna, and Calder stands up to his big brother. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."The Purge" by Emily Axford."Bittersweet Sixteen" by Emily Axford."The Smithy's Hut" by Emily Axford."Corrupted" by Emily Axford."Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford."A Memory" by Emily Axford."Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford."Tarragon's Terrarium" by Emily Axford."The Lonely Autumn" by Emily Axford."Balnor the Brave" by Emily Axford. "Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford. "Shock at the Dock" by Emily Axford."Mee Maw's Burden" by Emily Axford. "Irina" by Emily Axford."Oh, Melora!" by Emily Axford. "The Gunslinger's Girl" by Emily Axford. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team ventures into the tundra to find Calder's village! Callie recalls an ex-lover, Calder gets picked on, and Sol has a bad dream. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."The Prodigal Sister" by Emily Axford."The Purge" by Emily Axford."The Hexblood Centurion" by Emily Axford."The Bronze Bastard" by Emily Axford."The University" by Emily Axford."Bittersweet Sixteen" by Emily Axford."The Smithy's Hut" by Emily Axford."Moonshine's Stump" by Emily Axford."The Fairy" by Emily Axford."Corrupted" by Emily Axford."Calder Kilde" by Emily Axford."Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford."A Memory" by Emily Axford."Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford."Tarragon's Terrarium" by Emily Axford."The Lonely Autumn" by Emily Axford."Angels & Devils" by Emily Axford."A Fate Refused" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team is confronted by an avatar of Alexandrite! Calder meets some polar orcs, Sol becomes unpredictable, and Callie unlocks a new fear. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Shock at the Dock" by Emily Axford. "Corrupted" by Emily Axford."Bloody Mural" by Emily Axford. "The Frozen Fist" by Emily Axford. "Mothership Lobby" by Emily Axford. "The Widow" by Emily Axford. "Calder Kilde" by Emily Axford."Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford. "A Memory" by Emily Axford."Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford. "Crash Landing" by Emily Axford."Tarragon's Terrarium" by Emily Axford. "Into the Planar Pool" by Emily Axford. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team says goodbye to their allies in Tsunare and takes off to the Frigid North! Callie gets attached to a new friend, Calder shares his family history, and Sol experiences cold for the first time. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Corrupted" by Emily Axford."The Gambling District" by Emily Axford."Puzzle Beats" by Emily Axford."Tsunare" by Emily Axford."The Sea Elves" by Emily Axford."Ursea" by Emily Axford."The Inkling Syndicate" by Emily Axford."The Wild Down Under" by Emily Axford. "A Hospitable Farewell" by Emily Axford."Bear Prince" by Emily Axford. "Crash Landing" by Emily Axford. "Bittersweet Sixteen" by Emily Axford."Winter's Mantle" by Emily Axford. "Moonshine's House" by Emily Axford. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Gromdall summons the power of the sea to attack the party! Callie denies the enemy's advances, Calder starts hissing, and Sol stays slippery. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford."Corrupted" by Emily Axford."The Gambling District" by Emily Axford."Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford."Irina" by Emily Axford."Soul Coins" by Emily Axford."Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford."A Fate Refused" by Emily Axford."Sea Beast" by Emily Axford."A Memory" by Emily Axford."A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team meets an unlikely ally and embarks on a strange mission! Callie gets swole, Sol gets sneaky, and Calder becomes a tiny king. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: “A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Corrupted" by Emily Axford."A Humble Shopkeeper" by Emily Axford."The Smithy's Hut" by Emily Axford."Bear King's Court" by Emily Axford."The Mindflayer's Lair" by Emily Axford."Sea Beast" by Emily Axford."Two for Tea" by Emily Axford."Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford."Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford."The Inkling Syndicate" by Emily Axford."The Gambling District" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team goes toe to toe with a psychic goon squad! Callie embodies a businesswoman, Sol goes caroling, and Calder faces his worst fear. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: "Club chatter, London" by mlteenie at Freesound.org."Glass Break" by YleArkisto at Freesound.org.“A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."Corrupted" by Emily Axford."The Purge" by Emily Axford. "Two for Tea" by Emily Axford."The Wild Down Below" by Emily Axford."Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford."Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford."Ol' Guppy" by Emily Axford."The Inkling Syndicate" by Emily Axford."The Gambling District" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Duck Team boards their shoddy sub and heads for the undersea city of Tsunare! Calder teaches scuba lessons, Callie becomes a pirate captain, and Sol uses his tongue condom. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music / Sound Effects Include: "Club chatter, London" by mlteenie at Freesound.org.“A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford."The Wild Down Below" by Emily Axford."Puzzle Beats" by Emily Axford."Corrupted" by Emily Axford."Tsunare" by Emily Axford."The Sea Elves" by Emily Axford."Ursia" by Emily Axford."The Inkling Syndicate" by Emily Axford."Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford."The Gambling District" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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"All sorts of stuff!" = all time best reply to "what're you lookin' at?"
Randy the werewolf BBQ crasher is my new favorite npc
Mime camp!!
They're all so frickin good. This podcast has ruined my ability to be patient with my TTRPG groups
wait... a nat 20 wouldn't do the trick? I would've said it's worth rolling just in case
"This could've been an EMAIL!"
"fizzy Thanksgiving" 🤣
"Against my better judgment, yes, " could be an alternate name for this podcast
They jumped the sh-- the alligator 😆
"I AM a phone" 😆
i will say, I think they messed up casting Dispel Magic on that creature bc... if they were arcanely mind-controlled, how would they even be telling you they're unsatisfied? sounds like Snitch would have willingly joined them if they had persuaded him to. why go to such magic extends, and yes, I do find it was somewhat evident the creature is magic and dispelling on it would hurt it. Persuade the rat to join you, charisma the little logs out of him.
oof yeah. with homebrew, if you're introducing a general rule that goes for everyone and not just an item or creature, it has to be stated at the start of the session. there's no other time to do it well. but certainly not while it's happening. if you meant to introduce it pre-session and only realise when someone uses it, tell your players that you meant to introduce it start of session, let them have it if it benefits them, but withhold it now if it hirts them.
I have to say, unarmoured AC isn't 10 - it's 10 + DEX. Which is still pretty low, but we don't know this Paladin's DEX. if they've got an insane DEX, like +8, for some reason, could be a little harder to down them specifically.
"Is that a real product? You can't do that! Parody! parody parody parody!" -Brian Murphy, 2024
I do a sleight of hand check. I crit. you don't get to know what I did. Emily Axford, 2024
that was a beautiful song
Used to love moonshine as a character but her whole racial purity obsession is way over the top and obnoxious and very out of place and has been coming up so often in the last few episodes that I can't deal with it anymore. I hope Emily doesn't actually think that way but its disappointing regardless and I'm going to move on to another live play before I hear another racial purity comment derail the otherwise enjoyable show just so Emily can pat herself on the back for seeing racism as a virtue
I just noticed the lowly baliff Hurwitz on the bottom of the seal
"ah its all right, I'm deveestated"
I love how the snake sounds like a grown man