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Romancing the Pod
Author: Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser
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Each week Paige and Todd review a romantic movie and break down the good, the bad, and the funny. Give it a listen, we’ll have you at hello.
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“Satan has a summer home in his voice box.”This week's most romantic movie is... The Count of Monte Cristo. This film has everything: Terrible sense of directions, Montel-style paternity reveals, And landlocked sea-leg maintenance. If you love Spirit Halloween, goatee-level disguises, and the count of sandwiches, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on The Count of Monte Cristo? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Lady Chatterley’s LoverSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
“Foiled again by our own made up rules.”This week's most romantic movie is... Pride and Prejudice. This film has everything: Darcy’s opinion kink, historically accurate boredom, And more compliments that a potato is due. If you love only-hands thirst traps, laundry zip lines, and pig-testicle cinematography, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Pride and Prejudice? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: The Count of Monte CristoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
“Is it like a hubris Bermuda Triangle over there?”This week's most romantic movie is... Titanic. This film has everything: Nudes leaked by the news, Ghost Math, And makeout-based maritime disasters. If you love synthesizer church, God’s cocktail, and walking-pasta immigration stories, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Titanic? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Pride & Prejudice (2005)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
“Everyone went to Berkeley.”This week's most romantic movie is... Basic Instinct. This film has everything: way too much DNA, murder-for-profit royalties, And the interrogation full-frontal we deserved. If you love coked-out dance floor jealousy, wildly unethical psychiatrist hookups, and ice-pick happy endings, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Basic Instinct? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Titanic (1997)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
“Every cafe he walks into looks like it’s about to have a poetry slam.”This week's most romantic movie is... Eyes Wide Shut. This film has everything: wallet-sized stethoscopes, human furniture sex logistics, And an appropriately sized dance partner. If you love fake New York poetry-slam cafes, secret-society dweebs, and Tom Cruise turning lights on for 95 takes, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Eyes Wide Shut? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Basic Instinct (1992)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
“You better keep that pulp away.”This week’s most romantic movie is... The Housemaid. This film has everything: Plate guys, Dalmatian coats, And the most evil “I know” in movie history. If you love John Wick housemaid franchises, juice-is-a-privilege children, and sandwich breaks in the middle of revenge arcs, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on The Housemaid? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Eyes Wide Shut (1999)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
“I felt like I was sitting in a lecture that was being given by Elon Musk.”This week's most romantic movie is... Indecent Proposal. This film has everything: gumball machines filled with caviar, shoes being kicked across the room, And a plot Natalie Wood would not be ok with. If you love unemployed-architect confidence, best-two-out-of-three roulette logic, and movie's that should not exist as a concept, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Indecent Proposal? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: The Housemaid (2025)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
“I’m like, 100% sure that’s the exact same excuse R. Kelly used. It didn’t work for him either.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Crossroads. This film has everything: Se7en-coded time capsules, menswear-coded lingerie, And aggressively notarized virgin consent. If you love Waffle House band diagnostics, Ghostbuster dad fanfic, and kissing in front of a giant Spy Kids poster, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Crossroads? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Indecent ProposalSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
“Hey, will you stop reading the stage directions and start reading your lines, please?”This week’s most romantic movie is... Drive Me Crazy. This film has everything: collision-based sexual awakenings, a WB-grade Entourage origin story, And hot-air-balloon deadbeat dads. If you love whiteboard screenplay conspiracies, brass-tiger riding, and a confusing centennial dance, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Drive Me Crazy? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow on Facebook and Instagram, or @RomancingPodSho on Twitter.Up Next: Crossroads (2002)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
“Is this what it was like to be Matt Dillon in the 90s"This week’s most romantic movie is... Wild Things. This film has everything: Versailles beach heels, an IQ score that makes Einstein look stupid, and bush-cam detective work. If you love rich-kid swamp noir, courtroom rug-pulls, and Kevin Bacon being weird in ways that feel legally actionable, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Wild Things? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Drive Me Crazy (1999)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
“He just is at hardware store like Christian Gray buying all the zip ties.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Romeo Must Die. This film has everything: a heroine with factory-installed GPS, an hero stealing every car he can, And Bay Area Troubles cosplay. If you love deeds-nuts real estate logic, low-res X-ray bone breaks, and Vancouver pretending real hard to be Oakland, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Romeo Must Die? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Wild Things (1998)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
“I can't incorporate the word pop into this press release.”This week's most romantic movie is... Love Jones. This film has everything: unexpected Philly Fanatic thirst, Chuck E. Cheese token-wealth flexes, And weaponized Toasted Oat drama. If you love record-store “just give me her info” behavior, taking poetry way too literally, and ruthless editing/pacing nitpicks, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Love Jones? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Romeo Must Die (2000)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
“They can't have sex until they get married. God said so.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Jumping the Broom. This film has everything: inappropriate touching, Saxophone mishaps, And a chef that is cookin up some magic. If you love Martha’s Vineyard class warfare, family secrets dropping right before the vows, and a cities in china that don't even exist, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Jumping the Broom? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Love JonesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
“It would be like standing right next to Gallagher as he smashes a watermelon”This week’s most romantic movie is... Poetic Justice. This film has everything: a possible Italian sandwich, passing out in Waffle Houses, And a risky Yelp review reviews. If you love road trip poetry, Maya Angelou cameos, and Tupac delivering mail like it’s foreplay, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Poetic Justice? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Jumping the Broom (2011)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"Any way you slice that, that's the most interesting funeral you've ever been to."This week’s most romantic movie is... Deliver Us From Eva. This film has everything: A Mayor involved in a pending sex scandal, a $5,000 house, And a plan that would straight up get you thrown in federal prison. If you love mayoral wingmen, salty sisters, and felonies as foreplay, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Deliver Us From Eva? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Poetic Justice (1993)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"Paige made us look at duck titties"This week’s most romantic movie is... Howard the Duck. This film has everything: Tiny used condoms, illegal jacuzzis you can rent by the hour, And a horrific truth about ducks that are "Tops". If you love Cajun sushi diners, Quack Fu mugging lessons, and a Stargate that’s somehow being used to test space gases, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Howard the Duck? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Deliver Us from EvaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"The Mask is sexy Animaniacs."This week’s most romantic movie is... The Mask. This film has everything: a live action Pepe Le Pew, pants pockets filled with gags, And the dumbest version of the Hulk you'll ever see. If you love green zoot-suits, balloon-animal's crossing the rainbow bridge, and literal puppy heros, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on The Mask? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Howard the Duck (1986)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"May I Keep It"This week's most romantic movie is... Robin Hood: Men in Tights. This film has everything: a cell block maitre d. Dummies built for battle. And Dave back when he was really funny. If you love velcro beards, soup-can helmets, and red-carpet rollup mid-brawl, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Robin Hood: Men in Tights? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: The Mask, 1994See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"Like a church dance at a laser quest."This week's most romantic movie is... Mannequin: On the Move. This film has everything: Sunglasses Scissors, Mole's with a rat tail, and an overly flirtatious Blue Knight. If you love sitcom-length plots, where-the-butt-starts debates, and GDP measured in mannequins, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Mannequin: On the Move? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho TwitterUp Next: Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"She put her hands in God's mouth."This week's most romantic movie is... When Harry Met Sally. This film has everything: Wagon wheel coffee tables, a surprise Christmas grovel, and a first kiss that was as weak as a LaCroix. If you love pastrami priorities, Chris Bridge's dating rules, and song-machine chaos, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on When Harry Met Sally? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow (Facebook/Instagram), @RomancingPodSho (Twitter)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.





Farsi is not Arabic. two very different languages.
I was confused when you guys said that Guy get to the hotel after the jazz club somehow, because I'm sure Marguerite takes him there and Mr White and his partner see him before they go to a party. Then I realised that I saw the extended version.
would the main character be like the Australian Break Dancer of Opera?
We do know why Renee Z's character knows sign language. Right before she translates, she tells Tom C that her favorite Aunt is hearing impaired. xo
Finally Paige talked about Monday. I was waiting for it for a long time.
if you wanna do a Bollywood romcom, watch Jab We Met. it's crazy and fun
as someone who was massive Luke MacFarlane fan since Brothers and Sister, loved that you guys covered this movie. I just love to hear people talking about how hot he is. fun fact he is a phenomenal singer.
I've never clicked on an episode as fast as this one 😆
I 100% agree with Paige here. I hate this movie. I didn't even find it funny. I wish I could get back my time wasting on this
this episode took forever to get thru
also one of the four people to see this
Water first, for sure