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The Charity Bowl is on! Michigan is winning! There's still time to deny them a fourth national championship this calendar year! Visit EDSBSCharityBowl.com to join the fight! Let's Name Some Guys, Cooky's Camp All-Stars Edition A harrowing on-air realization re: the age of this podcast Joel Klatt narrates the end of the world Lightning round Bible study This week's theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Follow Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pat Narduzzi sets a sensual tone for spring ball Find out which reader question haunted Ryan into doing a French bulldog voice The Calipari-Chicken Man Plan Assorted additional spring football surveys Peeking very carefully around the corner at NFL media and asking if y’all are okay?? CHARITY BOWL UPDATES AND RULES, HELPFULLY EXPLAINED FOR YOU How to get Holly to unblock you on Twitter, for a cause What’s this year’s stretch goal that Spencer will inevitably forget to fulfill? Wrestlemania, reviewed A somber update on Le Big One from chief international cycling correspondent Michel Surbre This week's theme song arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah Follow Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jane Coaston joins us this week to discuss baseball, gambling in sports, Twilight Imperium, and other tribulations How our love of skating will scupper any chances we ever go to Mars USC students' current level of Grinch awareness Kids these days, in general An update on Channel 6's Dumb Bitches of History bracket This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Follow Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Star Wars shipping, mapped Dune Part Two, reviewed New show sponsor Wolverine, yes That One, joins our panel discussion on nationalized healthcare A visit to our local Georgia football and tax evasion message board Where’s that Kim Mulkey article at Everybody but Holly is enjoying the basketball tournament What a home-site format might mean for the future of college football playoffs Mussolini’s taste in hats, disparaged What television progrum is today’s 24? A visit with our buddies inside the Trojan Horse This week’s theme song arranged and performed by Michael Sitler See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and more at jasonkirk.fyi  Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Holly has some train news Which Starfox pilot is Elon Musk Clemson throws its crayons, legally speaking Ryan offers an emotionally healthy solution for the fracturing ACC The Cal Appreciation Minute ™ Kate Middleton, Sephora Sasquatch This Is March [citation needed] This week’s theme song arranged and performed by Seth Guttman See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and more at jasonkirk.fyi  Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- The crew revolutionizes the American medical industry - Best movie soundtracks of the '90s, debated - Found a haunted website - Out on a limb with what may end up being our most poorly timed segment in show history: Spencer explains his knowledge of Kate Middleton's whereabouts - Jason launches a new Scottish conquest - Which message board community would you deploy to find a missing princess? - If you thought the story about the Italian mafia conspiring to fix Vanderbilt football games couldn't get dumber, Jason Aldean is tangentially involved - Helpfully reimagining the works of Homer and Virgil for a modern audience - Once again, the Fullcast forms a band, but for real this time - Breaking hair news - How ancient whale facts blog Moby Dick sleep-trained an entire gender - Find out how our entire show gained legal immunity in the Commonwealth of Kentucky - This week's theme performed by Surber - See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and more at jasonkirk.fyi  - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare - Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure - Purchase only the finest show merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- One easy trick to derail your Iditarod opponents - Why Texas A&M decided to ruin an entire ingredient for everyone - Only Future Spencer can decide what we do on this episode - Preparing for the big brands to abandon the rest of college football - Which leads to Duke, USF, and Boise State sharing a conference - And Georgia Tech, Navy, and Marshall sharing another - And Louisville, Oregon State, and UTEP sharing yet another - This is a good plan, and thorough, and we will accept a modest fee for our efforts - This week's theme performed by Corey Cunningham - Visit preownedairboats.com for merch - Go buy Jason's book, Hell Is a World Without You Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Flat Cam Theory Dune is a college football movie Marvin Harrison Jr. eradicates the LSAT The Absolutely True Story of the Oldest Longhorn Ever Dan Enos Sneak Attacks Spencer An extended game which ends with us sending Jared Goff to FSU, Geno Smith to Rutgers, and Russell Wilson to Texas A&M after their playing days are over This episode theme arranged and performed by Trey McClure Visit preownedairboats dot com for earthly treasures Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for the book that got all those people to come listen to Spencer talk about his church experience at the Religion Disasters live show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Our first live show in FIVE YEARS - Crowd of 500 maniacs "shockingly well-behaved," per Monday Night Brewing - Revival preacher Surber calls down righteous thunder - Lmao this intro music by Trey - Podcast Business: Book has raised over $50K for the Trevor Project - Spencer: undercover Crusader? - A full hour of CHURCH DISASTERS, where blood and fire bring unrest - Holly reveals The Chili That Kills You - Evangelicalism crash course: Jason reads from HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU - Hot gossip!! The media-biz stories behind "niche"!! - Blockhead freshmen savage a (totally real) Christian advice manual, as performed by Jamie Howard, Will Leitch, Chili, Andrew Klema, Brigit our videographer, Jay Busbee, and Daniel Palmer - Ryan's Catholic zoology update - Collective salvation, as explained by a 2000s punk cover song - Thank you to AV crew Surber, Doug, Anthony, and Brigit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A small amount of football talk regarding the Super Bowl, not too much, don’t worry Surber has difficulties Masculinity is back, and this is just what it looks like Chip Kelly does the Reverse Oregon Trail A modest proposal for next year’s Pop-Tarts Bowl Swedish Yule Goat Arson Update This episode theme arranged and performed by James Yerby Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Las Vegas Super Bowl preview includes: necessity of spray tans! The deceptively wide-ranging concept of Game Management! We definitely all know which NFL player would befriend a coyote! Chiefs Fatigue and its roots! Spencer makes several dangerous propositions You'll never guess which fanbases are still/already in their feelings about the 2023-24 college football season! A use case for porn bots Back to Chuck E. Cheese Pondering the State Of Broadcast Journalism Affirmations of our youths This episode theme arranged and performed by Clayton Moore Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Light the MILFBeam for the Super Bowl Criss Angel, Sober Hall Buddy Stop un-theming hotels DJ Durkin’s back, that taste in your throat is nihilism and it’s not going away Pacific J!i!!m!! Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Todd Kitchen Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Choose a Google Drive product to get stuck in, Tron-style - A brief history of how Hand In The Dirt saved the Shutdown Fullcast - America's new favorite podcast game is Where's Felder - Is self-cleaning mode on an oven even a real thing - Offseason plans, advice, and brags, from horticulture to romance novel food trucks - How to get into wrestling in 2024, which Jason says you should do - Ryan is an old man who fears technology - No for real have you seen Felder - Out: Peloton. In: Pianos. - Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Brian Conway - Visit preownedairboats dot com for commerce - Visit shutdownfullbooks dot com for spiritual sustenance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We did try to tell y'all what a kicked Bama hive is like. In case you didn't heed our warnings, you're about to find out Why you shouldn't play Settlers of Catan with Will Muschamp The one coach we'd all allow to date our moms How 9WINDIANA became the cradle of championships  A call for Ohio State opinions we definitely will not live to regret Who will be the first 12-team playoff program to fire its coach? For no reason at all, a history of ten-win Alabama football teams, and how everything worked out just fine for all of them What will NCAA enforcement make of New Bama, and does it matter one bit? Counting states that suffer life without Bass Pro Shops Community service project: let’s fix Ross Bjork’s wiki page Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michigan-Washington recap is preceded by a 45-minute field trip to suburban Birmingham Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Russell Powell Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mostly off-air, the crew attempts to discern the Bible's first wine mom More news from Pompeii Let's make Ted Cruz a trophy. No, not like that Can't spell Citrus Bowl without UT [complimentary] We are out of fun ways to do BAMA LOST LOL episodes! Several other football games have occurred since we last spoke Happy holidays from the Harbaugh family Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- This one has: Fenway Bowl! Pinstripe Bowl! Pop-Tarts Bowl! Alamo Bowl! Gator Bowl! Sun Bowl! - Ryan is the enemy of the working class! - Liberty Bowl! Cotton Bowl! Peach Bowl! Music City Bowl! Orange Bowl! Arizona Bowl! - He’s out of touch with normal people, sitting in his Tennessee mansion! - ReliaQuest Bowl! Fiesta Bowl! Citrus Bowl! - Also at least five minutes of Rose Bowl and Sugar Bowl talk! - Boo Ryan whenever you see him! - Visit preownedairboats dot com to get all the stuff you actually wanted for the holidays - Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Featuring: Boca Raton Bowl! Gasparilla Bowl! Birmingham Bowl! Camellia Bowl! Armed Forces Bowl! Potato Bowl! 68 Ventures (?!) Bowl! Las Vegas Bowl! Hawaii Bowl (OR IS IT??)! Quick Lane Bowl! First Responder Bowl! Guaranteed Rate Bowl! Military Bowl! Mayo Bowl! Holiday Bowl! Texas Bowl! Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Featuring: Myrtle Beach Bowl! Celebration Bowl! New Orleans Bowl! Cure Bowl! New Mexico Bowl! Gronk Bowl! Independence Bowl! Famous Toastery (what) Bowl! Frisco Bowl! This episode is most definitely not sponsored by Arby’s  Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew does a little freelance medical research If you’re one of those blessed souls who gets their news from this podcast, buckle up Celebrating FSU’s brief run as America’s Team Yearning for a return to pre-bowl Honest Grift Elysium A year-end review of the show’s top episode Spencer plays Bible trivia Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices