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Spencer isn't the first one to do a terrible British accent this weekDee-yawn?Eat shit, RonSCHEDULE PEEPIN' TIMEWho said it: "In August, every team is September Maryland"This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes HuntOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Jason's book stuff, other stuff, and college football stuff in a free newsletter: https://www.jasonkirk.fyiFind Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

JIMBO FISHER BACK?NC STATE EXPANDING MATHEMATICS?BRIAN FERENTZ VINDICATED?KIRK HERBSTREIT WEIGHING IN ON THE COMMERCE CLAUSE?CAN THE MIND CONCEIVE OF "AVERAGE COLORADO?"THE RETURN OF MICHIGAN STATE HITLER????Please let us do a live show in the Pittsburgh AirportThis week's theme song arranged and performed by Shawn PryorFollow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyiFind Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com

The Fullcast Lunch-n-Learn returns for our preseaon level-set pivoting circlebackIt's our annual playoff picks episode! If you'd like to skip to the end, you can view the context-free results on InstagramJason takes on Marvel Snap challengers live on air from the commentsA fractious edition of Podcast BusinessRyan beats everyone at his own gameOnly Holly believes in Auburn. You heard itWhat do Michigan State and Argentina have in common?Live reader questions, answered!This week's theme song arranged and performed by Matthew FlovskiA few tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialtoOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyiFind Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Cybertrucks, again Ryan takes a large and unwarranted swing at the Taz community The prospect of a ball-knowing Vice President is considered Stay tuned for more content on the Utah Jazz Podcast Business fails to launch Ball-talking vice presidents throughout history, discussed A perilous game of baseball trivia is played Which presidential candidate would you trust to make breakfast? Please hire Holly to do the glossy profile of Kirby Smart Even the celebs are in on Good Vibes Right Now Obvious American diplomats: Snoop and Pitbull A highly stressful post-realignment round of Where Are They Now Our 2024 playoff picks format is announced Ryan hasn’t seen Paddington and we all need to join hands and harangue him about it Important merch news This week's theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com  Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ryan tries some ASMR The meanest email Holly has ever gotten A surprise guest! “Have you ever downloaded so much porn that you crippled infrastructure?” The crew writes some live women’s restroom horror fanfic Everybody wants to be a tuberculosis influencer Ask Coach: How do you motivate a two-star player harboring a deadly parasite? This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com  Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Catching up with a couple of our favorite coaches, and also Greg Schiano San Marcos legend Alex Kirshner joins the show to know some ball at us Rushing to the defense of our beloved Mountain Dew A harrowing back-to-school shopping trip Spencer pioneers fast fashion This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com  Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spencer is back, despite his own best efforts, and he brought a number of promising Mongolian business ideas Find out which Khan was “the party Khan” Examining Ryan’s place on the Snake Kinsey Scale Two words: “Mouse arbitrage” Rest of the episode is pretty much all basking in the return of the game? At the time of taping, the game has been out for about 22 hours, and between the four of us we are averaging four hours of gameplay How the game is turning us into cro-mag ball coaches Jason leaves Texas in a pine box How the game could portend a record-low season of disciplinary issues nationwide We’ve all got one complaint about the game so far and we bet you’ve got the same one Basking in our place in the game universe An extended inadvertent Split Zone Duo ad This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Freshly on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com  Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Without Spencer we’re apparently powerless to open the show What’s a cold seat? Don’t ask us, this was Ryan’s idea We put Bill O’Brien through a lot, for some reason New fried chicken bet! Catching up with Ron Prince Which coach could most easily post his way through a 4-8 season? Theorizing Ohio State’s worst season ever This week's theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com  Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ryan issues a surprise correction A truck stop etiquette lesson Who deserves the distinction of “worst astronaut”? Some more about the video game, not a trap this time! Probably! Impromptu production meeting for our Raleigh show This season's newest roadside fireworks stand offerings, reviewed This week's theme song arranged and performed by Matthew Klovski Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com  Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Don't worry! This isn't entirely a college baseball episode! Mostly, it's a pro hockey episode One host is out, two others are sick, and everybody has a Good Sports Hangover Holly has some FATHERS & SONS feelings to work through re: the College World Series, and that's going about as well as you'd expect Celebrating Ft. Lauderdale as Hockeytown, USA Disturbing new allegations come to light regarding a MacGuffin known only as "the Jason robot" Stanley Cup trivia ruined by Jimmy Fallon A visit with Arthur Blank's actual falcon Surber delivers an assortment of wipes-based confessions This week's theme song arranged and performed by Shawn Pryor Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com  Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Meet French Randy! You at home may never know true happiness for yourselves, but you can get pretty close by listening to the crew’s reaction to seeing Batman ice cream bars for the first time Semi-factual attempt at a French political interlude Will inevitably become known as “the sherbert episode” for reasons that will repeatedly be made clear This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com  Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A musical trip down memory lane about the time the show reached the end of the Internet  NEW LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT  The crew runs up against a rare real-life First Comic Book encounter How to fashion a murder weapon out of a peewee soccer uniform Holly meets a cell phone scammer while taping the show Find out why this episode was almost called “I want pictures of Spider-Man’s pussy” This episode Not sponsored by ReptiCon, coming soon to cities where we don’t live All of that takes a solid hour and disguises the fact that this is our Caitlin Clark episode. Caught ya! Jason poisons his own search algorithm to introduce us to a new conspiracy theory This week's theme song arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com  Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to Buford Palms High School! You read that right: We imprisoned Matt Brown of Extra Points for nearly two goddang hours and talked about CERTAIN video game matters NEAR AND DEAR TO THE HEARTS OF OUR HOSTS AND AUDIENCE pretty much the entire time Learn why Matt's wife says he has "Nick Jr. energy" Holly shares her personal struggles with one particular aspect of the game Spencer and Jason discuss their experiences with roster building Taking the opportunity of having our favorite Brazilian blogger in the building to check in on our boy Bolsonaro's latest hospitalization What age is appropriate for introducing one's children to THE GAME? How to activate Alito Mode™ in College Station This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

LIVE FROM INDY  Featuring guest star and car baron Alanis King  We review important facts about Indianapolis, aka the City of LIghts  Tercel: Actually a good name, once you say it out loud  A LONG LIST OF YOUR BEST AUTOMOTIVE DISASTERS  The crowd takes on Spencer in trivia with questions Ryan wrote, wonder how that's gonna go  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spencer offers up the legal defense of "I forgot"  Hard truths told about the site of this weekend's live Fullcast, Indianapolis   It's nice! Please don't tell anyone!  Also we're hanging out at the Michigan Public LIbrary this weekend, fall through Fight songs are reviewed even though no one knows the words to them  What fight song respectfully refuses to say the sacred name of a dog god?  What fight song could double as a mid-show Gilbert and Sullivan number?  What fight song could double as a terrifying Central Asian national anthem?  What fight song came from a decade where everyone was clearly having too good a time?  We're all watching the J-Lo movie where she pilots a mech  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Kenny Rogers real estate, roasted Orcas are back! Don’t see them? Look under your boat! A historical trip down Kicking Horse River The crew spends an afternoon in the Hades Club, finding unders to hammer next season Spencer debuts a horrific new voice A ten- minute grocery store episode erupts about halfway through here A high-stakes episode of podcast business Anointing ourselves lifelong Kansas Jayhawks fans An exciting new promo opportunity for Gus Johnson This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew establishes an alliance with a Grey's Anatomy alum and develops a feud against an Avenger A rundown of other people, institutions, internal demons, and inanimate objects we are currently in fights with A review of what in the hell happened at Ohio State's graduation A reminder that we are all available for hire as commencement speakers, except Ryan Ric Flair having a normal one at the pizza place Introducing Jason as Jungle Jack Hanna More news about our upcoming summer live tour! This week's theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

- Three live shows announced, including a Carb Day trip to Indianapolis with Homefield Apparel (find out more at preownedairboats.com) - An important update from a medical professional on the subject of injecting mashed potatoes into your circulatory system - Nothing can stop Drake from his first love: shopping - Briefly imagining Jerry Seinfeld at the Apollo  - The difference between an irresponsible prediction and a bold one - Spencer says this SEC team that won 10 games last season is only winning four this year - Jason presents the most painful way Florida can wind up firing Billy Napier - And other unhinged suggestions from readers like you - This week's theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch - Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare - Listen to Ryan and Surber's other podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Simultaneous horse developments on r/ShutdownFullcast and in the Fullcast reader mailbag are addressed It's draft week, baby! What are we drafting this year? Don't worry about it! Holly and Ryan twin, with terrifying results You can watch Spencer at the real draft this week, on television! (On your computer!) Charity Bowl results! Summer 2024 live show teases! We're about to fight a timezone! This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Charity Bowl is on! Michigan is winning! There's still time to deny them a fourth national championship this calendar year! Visit EDSBSCharityBowl.com to join the fight! Let's Name Some Guys, Cooky's Camp All-Stars Edition A harrowing on-air realization re: the age of this podcast Joel Klatt narrates the end of the world Lightning round Bible study This week's theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Follow Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices