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Stiff Socks
Author: Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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More Dillon Francis:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillonfrancis
IG: https://www.instagram.com/dillonfrancis
Tour: https://dillonfrancis.com
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
0:00 Vegas shows, Throwing food to the crowd
4:54 Trevor’s first pitch
13:57 Dillon Francis DJ sets, Bombing, Private gigs
23:54 Stand up vs DJ shows, Blacked out at Coachella
34:03 New dance music genres, Trevor saw Dillon Francis in college, Tattoos
42:05 Getting into DJing, Dillon Francis’ music videos
52:12 Trevor’s Vegas show, Passing out in random places
1:00:10 Love on the spectrum, Roku City, Baja Blackout
1:06:30 Worst/weird shows, Early DJ names, Dillon Francis satirical character
1:19:05 Hooters, Living in Downtown LA
1:22:15 Sock Talk - What’s your go to pickup line? And what’s your favorite position?
1:24:11 Secret Sock Talk - What’s the first song at bachelor party to get the boys going
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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
More Grace O’Malley
Disgraceful with Grace O’Malley: https://www.youtube.com/@DisgracefulTheShow
IG: https://www.instagram.com/gracekomalley
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gracekomalley
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
Reading, PA: Jul 27
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
Chicago, IL: Jun 13
Richmond, VA: Jun 26
0:00 Truth deals, Kentucky Derby
7:58 Drunk guy asks Trevor Wallace about Bonnie Blue
16:25 Fight on the flight, Skibidi Chicken Jockey
25:08 Screen time, Lock your doors, Owning a gun
34:04 Award shows we’d like to be a part of
37:22 Horse racing
42:45 Bombing on stage
50:21 Family vacations
57:15 Grace O’Malley’s family, People who don’t like comedy
59:54 Fan voicemail - Scared of aliens taking my member
1:04:13 Bad haircuts, Irrational childhood fears
1:09:28 Sock Talk - I used to use my mom’s special toy
1:11:59 Secret Sock Talk - Did the deed on the sky lift at Disney World
1:13:08 Hottest Disney characters
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31
Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
0:00 Popcorn reading, The Edgar, Stephen Hawking
6:00 Bill Belichick
30:23 Noisy hotels, Electric toothbrushes, Bad eating habits
43:04 Bryan Johnson
49:09 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla Fantasy Draft
1:10:40 Ancient behaviors
1:14:18 Sock Talk - Ex girlfriend is now engaged
1:15:15 Sock Talk - I have a balloon fetish
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
Rockford, IL: May 31
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
Anaheim, CA: May 30
Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
0:00 Trevor in North Carolina, Old seggs, Post regret
15:19 Room service
17:37 Coachella
40:03 Celebrity money counter, Reunited in the bedroom
49:29 Cheating with famous people
59:55 Stagecoach
1:01:40 Sock Talk - I fake being asleep after one night stand
1:05:22 Traveling for pleasure
1:08:54 Secret Sock Talk - What would be your last meal?
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
0:00 Old Drake, Remember the Alamo, Hot takes
8:29 Ad jingles and slogans
14:58 New Mexico, New Hampshire, Country towns
18:22 Earthquakes, Worst thing to say after finishing, Tinder
24:07 Facebook and AIM,
26:33 Katy Perry in outer space
46:54 New iPhone, Old phones
57:43 Cuddling on the plane, Back from Bali, Eating techniques
1:11:43 Ja Morant
1:15:38 Fan voicemail - Cooking spray crank
1:22:36 Sock Talk - Edging the computer
1:24:36 Secret Sock Talk - Weird Hinge hook up
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
0:00 Emanuel Sharp drops the ball during NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship
7:49 Bud Light physical comedy, Ice baths, Spoiler alerts IRL
17:00 Drunk guys at Michael’s Houston show
30:56 Trevor’s phone is recommending corn
35:53 Box fan white noise, Ad-free life
42:19 Michael’s hardest no crank challenge to date
47:26 Monetizing real life, Trevor’s breakfast burrito gripe
52:25 Triple rice at Chipotle, A.I. Taco Bell
1:05:17 School patrols
1:10:18 Old person jobs we’d want
1:14:54 Looking at your own brown eye
1:16:33 Sock Talk - P Tracing
1:18:37 Secret Sock Talk - Lenny Kravitz D exposed on stage
1:24:34 The barista look
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Follow Bonnie Blue
IG: https://www.instagram.com/bonnie_blue_xox
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
0:00 Ad-free episodes and weekly bonus eps on our Patreon!
1:13 Divorce is rage quitting
6:12 After date farts
8:47 Sydney Sweeney single?
17:41 Michael’s road rage
28:57 Trevor’s Uber driver, ChatGPT and AI
38:23 Bonnie Blue joins us, British vs American words
41:29 Bonnie Blue in Cancun
44:44 Taking a V card, Finishing, Filming
50:46 Real vs Performative scenes
53:57 1000 guys in one day
57:37 Guy brings mom to a Bonnie Blue scene
1:02:21 Bash me out
1:05:12 Fan Question - Next big video?
1:12:32 Fan Question - What Bonnie Blue did before corn
1:13:33 - Fan Question - How to keep jaw from hurting
1:15:35 Sock Talk - How do I get gf’s back door
1:16:54 Secret Sock Talk - How do I sign up to be in the next video?
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More Harry Jowsey
Pash Skin Care: https://getpash.com
Boyfriend Material with Harry Jowsey: https://www.youtube.com/@boyfriendmaterialpodcast
IG: https://www.instagram.com/harryjowsey
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@harryjowsey
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:48 Harry Jowsey’s black eye
8:24 Getting in trouble, Strong guys
15:37 Father’s ashes
21:35 Hawk Tuah, Ashton Hall
29:21 Quavo’s old apartment, No phone for 6 weeks
35:07 Reality TV
48:30 AI voices
54:12 Kicked out of school, Animal bits
59:36 Crazy hookup spots
1:07:29 Skin Care
1:13:29 Ashton Hall’s content
1:23:38 Fan voicemail - Guy went in his pants during make out
1:25:28 Reality tv seggs
1:29:28 Sock talk - Planning a threesum
1:34:38 Secret Sock Talk - Early 20s and never dated
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:51 Gooning to Anora on a flight
9:39 Reading, Putting down the phone
22:04 Having kids, Lost and found
31:31 Waiters in training
45:00 Michael’s numb fingers
55:24 Bonnie Blue in Cancun
1:01:00 20 year old Trevor
1:12:10 Living in Los Angeles, Dream houses
1:23:23 Sock Talk - Food
1:28:03 Movie trailers
1:31:16 Secret Sock Talk - Girlfriend had seizure after I threw it down
Thanks to Mack Weldon, Stash, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Lucy
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!
1:13 Bhad Bhabie Alabama Barker beef
4:46 Gold, Diamonds and Ferraris
12:45 Tesla, Elon Musk
22:58 Trevor’s Gatorade analogy
26:03 Cowboy days
37:23 Puppy stealer, Flexing
45:20 Rick Ross, Celebrity Rumors
53:08 Weirdest Stimulations, Going too quick
1:06:26 Recognized on a date
1:10:35 Fan Voicemail - Found out my dad did corn
1:15:58 Sock Talk - Dumbest flex to impress someone
1:22:27 Secret Sock Talk - I got black out drunk
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More Dr. Drew
YT: https://www.youtube.com/@DrDrew
IG: https://www.instagram.com/drdrewpinsky
X: https://x.com/drdrew
Website: https://drdrew.com
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Huntington, NY: Mar 26
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
0:00 Stiff Socks Patreon news!
1:44 Trevor has never paid for OF, Liking IG posts, Omlettes
6:40 80s pop music, Contemporary R&B music
17:08 Getting a girl back with a song, Famous to Religious
21:36 Casey Anthony, Brian Laundrie
36:21 Too much crazy on the internet
39:36 Ariana Grande mind erasing
42:48 Dr. Drew joins us, Performance anxiety
48:43 Women can finish, Lying to a doctor, Finishing fast
53:51 Grower vs shower, Gen Z drinking and dating
59:55 Michael’s hatred for actors
1:05:34 Michael quitting corn
1:11:41 Asparagus
1:13:49 Sock Talk - Girls toys vs Guys toys
1:17:19 Sock Talk - Jury duty check to pay for premium corn
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
0:00 Hooters bankrupt, Airplanes going down, Security guards
16:23 Diddy’s lawyer, Reverse BBL
23:15 Mobile Hooters, Dominos Tracker for getting ready
30:49 DoorDash
40:12 Sopranos, No corn check in
44:44 Michael calls his dad
56:22 How do we fix Hooters?
1:04:30 Lying about height
1:09:57 Fan Voicemail - Adding up all the liquid from every crank session
1:13:42 Sock Talk - GF mad for buying a drink
1:17:15 Secret Sock Talk - Silent but deadly
Thanks to BlueChew, PrizePicks, BetterHelp
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
0:00 Bonnie Blue pregnant?
15:53 Trevor’s autograph snafu
24:31 Michael’s sleep aid
28:45 Valentine’s Day Salsa
35:51 What is happening with these planes?
41:03 Dates used to mean something
47:48 Bryce Harper’s Nature’s Gatorade
51:35 Cocooning
55:16 Clip - Woman doesn’t wipe
59:45 China’s real life Severance, Working out
1:04:31 Voicemail - Is Michael still not watching corn?
1:09:00 Celebrities’ private lives, Our fyp pages
1:14:41 Sock Talk - I have a boot fetish
1:20:48 Secret Sock Talk - She saw my skid marks
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San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
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San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
0:00 Gooning to Basketball, Michael Jordan’s son
16:30 Patrick Mahomes’ dad, Super Bowl LIX, Cooper DeJean
25:54 College Football vs NFL
34:21 Trevor’s altercation
58:56 Old Drivers
1:01:31 Sweetgreen education,
1:05:41 Leaving the house
1:15:16 Heart emoji flirting, Joint accounts
1:24:10 Fan voicemail - Coffee with extra cream
1:30:10 Sock Talk - Fiance was sending D pics to another girl
1:32:59 Secret Sock Talk - Finished on my socks to a catfish
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San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
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Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
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Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
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San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
0:00 British voices, Best spot in line
6:42 Casting
14:18 Size, All back door
20:17 The portable bidet, Making friends, First timers
28:16 Funny moments during a scene, Johnny S!ns
33:30 The 100 guy idea, Getting recognized
38:39 Start in corn, 50 guys for the rear, Smells
44:44 Good for the skin, The taste of it
49:17 The clean up process, Performers with autism and disabilities,
54:50 People in the DMs, 12 assistants, Crafty
58:20 Seconds, Not in the eye, Sponsors
1:03:35 On top, Flying in from Florida, Small talk
1:09:06 Finishing Lily Phillips
1:13:05 Huge shot, 9am - 11pm scene, Favorite position
1:17:37 Other world records, Voicemail to Trevor
1:19:49 Sock Talk - Pheromones, Craziest toys
1:24:23 Secret Sock Talk - Unknowingly watching my parents
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Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
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San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
0:00 Trevor’s Mom, Stepdad mid-life crisis, Lost on a milk carton
7:45 Funny non comedians, Selecting flowers, Siamese twins
19:40 Michael’s life changing decision
39:50 Internet temptations, C-men retention, No crank app
52:00 No crank stress relief, Michael’s tour date temptation
1:05:45 It’s only been 4 days
1:15:00 Steroids, Riley Reid, Fake numbers
1:21:49 Fan voicemail - Reverse Lily Phillips
1:26:53 Weird fan voicemail
1:29:06 Sock Talk - Bury me next to Victor Noir
1:35:07 Secret Sock Talk - Tasting your own stuff
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San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
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San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
0:00 Voicemails, Girl who sold her ribs, TikTok is back
15:38 Michael’s stolen rollerblades, Trevor [eed in women’s restroom
30:44 Urinals for your home
36:10 Elon Musk salute, Melania Trump hat
44:35 Mark Zuckerberg taking a peek
50:38 Theo Von falling out of chair, The White House
1:04:50 Jake Paul lifts Mike Tyson, Drake sues Kendrick
1:10:37 Drake vs Lil Wayne
1:12:54 Off start to the year, Bow and arrow, Riding horses
1:16:32 Joggers for cranking
1:22:30 Trevor’s Instagram idea
1:25:10 Sock Talk - Weird Hub stuff
1:29:26 Secret Sock Talk - Sniffing underwear
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Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
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Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
0:00 Watching Sports Live, 22 and Divorced
8:25 Los Angeles Fires, Inmates Fighting Fires
30:17 What We Took When We Evacuated
34:30 Michael’s Gym Injury, TikTok and RedNote, Countries You Can’t Fly To
46:37 1000 Guys
1:15:09 Consumer Electronics Show, Space Out Competition
1:19:47 A Break From Work, Nut Naps, Michael’s Abstinence
1:27:13 Michael’s Dream, Beat Bobby Flay, Trevor’s Credit Card
1:36:50 Hammered On the Job
1:39:55 Sock Talk - Hooters Girl DUI
1:45:22 Secret Sock Talk - Best Position to Lose V Card
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Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: Mar 29
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Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
0:00 Michael’s Mustache, Trevor’s Cat
6:22 Timothee Chalamet & Kylie Jenner, 2025 Goals
16:04 Michael’s January 6th Anniversary, Reading, The FBI Top 10 List
28:15 Michael’s Spiritual Ceremony
34:06 No Hub in North Carolina
36:56 Michael’s New Years Trip, Trevor’s Miami New Years
53:05 10 Years in LA, Airport Food & Drink
56:31 Mr. Beast Proposal Video, High School Prom-posals
1:07:56 Consumer Electronic Show Products
1:16:53 Skip Bayless, Joy Taylor, Beast Games
1:36:01 Sock Talk - I Give the Meanest Hickeys
1:38:48 Secret Sock Talk - Hotel Cuck Chair
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Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
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San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
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Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
0:00 Public Restrooms
5:38 Employee Outfits, Skibidi Toilet
14:51 Toilet Seat Covers
17:05 The End of TikTok
29:43 Billionaire Agendas
33:27 Prenups
37:23 2025 Goals, Stopping to Smell the Roses, Allowing Yourself Rest
58:20 Forgot What a Woman Felt Like
1:03:12 Mistaken For an Author
1:06:31 Craziest Prenups
1:09:19 Sock Talk - Chik-fil-A Number 1 Date Spot For Men
1:15:27 Secret Sock Talk - My Boyfriend Was Sleeping With Pros During Our Situationship
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Speak of Boy Meets World the red headed girl in the college years is a porn star
these guys got the hairiest nastiest poonannies but they must have been in the 1980s born
great episode. love me sum Lisa Ann
love these guys they never fail to cheer me up
giving this a shot
You guys should look at what a ducks penis looks like.
Hey, do you guys ever feel like there is just a couple things that’s keepin ya going. Well that’s how you guys are with me. I love listening to your podcasts, there hilarious and it’s just kinda giving me that light and the end of a tunnel. I doubt you will respond back to this but if you do or just read this, thanks for everything :)
you guys compared quittage to lacrosse while I'm on my way to lacrosse practice
ay does MB Have sex or something?? who is this guy?
jeez. you guys are so primpin sissy. wth trevor. i am actually gay, and im having to call you a fag. man up. drink up. quit pussin out and stop puttin out this beta take on post college life
omg trevor, you explaining that Oxnard has a high Latino population is the whitest shit ever. fuckin chill with that weirdness lmao 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
judgemental much? what future mom wants to marry your immature, dated, sexixt Self!
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the position is called mercenary