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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby.
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1Things get heated when the boys draft the best candy. Yelling ensues. They also riff on the last supper, realize how stupid the radio is, and hear from a listener that had an interesting arrangement with their ex.
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The boys riff on the most valuable body parts in history, girlfriends that are addicted to puzzles, stores being addicted to locking every item up, and sprm donation clinics that are addicted to being mid. Plus, field goal kickers are the unsung heroes of football and Bryce Harper can teach us a thing or two about why it’s good not to come.
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The boys riff on the ideal Fourth of July food, rodent boyfriends, dudes flexing at FedEx, and Beatlemania but for the World's Ugliest Dogs.
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The boys riff on the Hawk Tuah woman and how fast the internet moves, Michael tries to sell Trev on fox tail plugs, and a listener writes in about a voyeur in his neighborhood. Plus House of the Dragon is just House of the Inc*st and one time Michael got JO’d to at a library.
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Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) sits down with his sons to give advice to Stiff Socks listeners, but first the boys sit down with the legend Adam Ray to talk about watching p*rn on planes, MTV’s dating show golden era, and getting rejected by Paul McCartney.
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You know her, you love her, it’s Hannah Berner. The crew discuss competitive oral, why it’s correct to be afraid of New York City teenagers, and how to find good d*ck on craigslist. They also get psychic pet readings for Greta, Pluto, and Butter PLUS decide that a Stiff Socks x Giggly Squad live show would have the hottest audience in all of America.
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The boys talk crazy about Terrance Howard’s Joe Rogan episode and try to find out if it’s cap when someone says they remember before they were born. They also discuss what the highlight reels of their lives would be, hear a spicy anonymous confession about a Psychic reading, and weigh in on the groom that went viral for spraying his new wife with champagne.
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The boys sit down with the super funny Jeff Arcuri for a conversation about amateur predator catching, weird PE teachers, and fast food chicken nuggets. They also hear from a listener that hates Boston and try to do crowd work on a sock puppet.
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The boys are joined by the very funny Kam Patterson to riff on having sex in an abandoned mall, why there’s no black ghosts, and what to do when you accidentally take NyQuil before doing standup comedy. Plus Kam chimes in on the stiff socks s*x position rankings and we hear from a listener that had a run in with a powerful razor.
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The boys play some GeoGuessr, learn about short celebrity private jet flights, and riff about the zoo in China that was trying to pass off dogs as panda bears. Nothing is real. They also discover that phone sex is still a thing and hear from a listener that got negged by a p*rnstar.
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The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes.
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The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt.
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The boys yell about Michael’s bad time at the Canadian border, comment section arguments, and having a meltdown at the dog park. Plus Gypsy Rose is single and a listener needs some help with an unfulfilling seggslife.
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The boys sit down with multi platinum musician/artist 24kGoldn. They break down the Rap Beef Cinematic Universe, learn what it’s like going platinum while you’re still on campus, and discover that you can make a clone of your dick for like 50 bucks. They also try out an AI song generator and wonder if anyone gets bored during a golden shower. Someone go check on the interns at Genius.
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Noel Miller on the pod! The boys riff about open mics in pirate themed restaurants, running into your proctologist at the gym, Cleopatra’s grim ancient s*x toys, and the insane logistics of Noel filming an open-air talk show at 70 mph.
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Trev's fired up on Alpha Brain and the boys are ready to pop off. They react to a company's staged stand-up comedy ad, yell about old people ruining shows, and decide all motivational speakers are in the streets. Plus a listener went viral on PHub and Jack spent $35k in the dumbest way possible.
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We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research on the weirdest part of reddit, and a listener shares a story about sneaky c*m thieves. Plus Busta Rhymes is the best at head, Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit, and Dyson's really do be giving decent dome. PS If you're still reading this head to YouTube and comment Jokey joke foot foot come come.
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The boys are joined by actor, comedian, & podcaster Josh Richards to rank all of Nick Cannon’s baby names, learn about apocalypse prep, and investigate where Josh was on the day the Queen died. They also figure out that Bill Clinton was an O.G. Sway Boy and hear from a listener that got some fire top.
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In the past years Stiff Socks has received over 500 messages suggesting that Michael should buy a vajankle. Well, ladies & gentlemen, today’s the day The boys riff on being down bad in Milwaukee, the post-nut regret of cleaning a pocket foot, and only getting hard when the weather is perfect. Plus Michael saw an IRL IUD removal and Trev got cucked by Pluto.
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Talking about Ocean City mini golf, I remember back when the pirate ship on the pirate themed Old Pro course had a plank to put ball off of. good times.
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Speak of Boy Meets World the red headed girl in the college years is a porn star
these guys got the hairiest nastiest poonannies but they must have been in the 1980s born
great episode. love me sum Lisa Ann
love these guys they never fail to cheer me up
giving this a shot
You guys should look at what a ducks penis looks like.
Hey, do you guys ever feel like there is just a couple things that’s keepin ya going. Well that’s how you guys are with me. I love listening to your podcasts, there hilarious and it’s just kinda giving me that light and the end of a tunnel. I doubt you will respond back to this but if you do or just read this, thanks for everything :)
you guys compared quittage to lacrosse while I'm on my way to lacrosse practice
ay does MB Have sex or something?? who is this guy?
jeez. you guys are so primpin sissy. wth trevor. i am actually gay, and im having to call you a fag. man up. drink up. quit pussin out and stop puttin out this beta take on post college life
omg trevor, you explaining that Oxnard has a high Latino population is the whitest shit ever. fuckin chill with that weirdness lmao 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
judgemental much? what future mom wants to marry your immature, dated, sexixt Self!
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the position is called mercenary