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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 Sacramento, CA: May 2 Boise, ID: May 3 Tacoma, WA: May 4 Birmingham, AL: May 8 Huntsville, AL: May 9 Nashville, TN: May 10 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 Emanuel Sharp drops the ball during NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship 7:49 Bud Light physical comedy, Ice baths, Spoiler alerts IRL 17:00 Drunk guys at Michael’s Houston show 30:56 Trevor’s phone is recommending corn 35:53 Box fan white noise, Ad-free life 42:19 Michael’s hardest no crank challenge to date 47:26 Monetizing real life, Trevor’s breakfast burrito gripe 52:25 Triple rice at Chipotle, A.I. Taco Bell 1:05:17 School patrols 1:10:18 Old person jobs we’d want 1:14:54 Looking at your own brown eye 1:16:33 Sock Talk - P Tracing 1:18:37 Secret Sock Talk - Lenny Kravitz D exposed on stage 1:24:34 The barista look Thanks to Factor, Mack Weldon, BlueChew, PrizePicks, Lucy Factor -  Get started at https://factormeals.com/socks50off and use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS at https://bluechew.com -- just pay $5 shipping PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/socks and use promo code SOCKS to get 20% off your first order #ad #sponsored

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Bonnie Blue pregnant? 15:53 Trevor’s autograph snafu 24:31 Michael’s sleep aid 28:45 Valentine’s Day Salsa 35:51 What is happening with these planes? 41:03 Dates used to mean something 47:48 Bryce Harper’s Nature’s Gatorade 51:35 Cocooning 55:16 Clip - Woman doesn’t wipe 59:45 China’s real life Severance, Working out 1:04:31 Voicemail - Is Michael still not watching corn? 1:09:00 Celebrities’ private lives, Our fyp pages 1:14:41 Sock Talk - I have a boot fetish 1:20:48 Secret Sock Talk - She saw my skid marks Thanks to Stash, Mack Weldon, Lucy, Factor Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/socks to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping #ad #sponsored

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Watch our Stiff Socks livestream now On Demand: https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 British voices, Best spot in line 6:42 Casting 14:18 Size, All back door 20:17 The portable bidet, Making friends, First timers 28:16 Funny moments during a scene, Johnny S!ns 33:30 The 100 guy idea, Getting recognized 38:39 Start in corn, 50 guys for the rear, Smells 44:44 Good for the skin, The taste of it 49:17 The clean up process, Performers with autism and disabilities, 54:50 People in the DMs, 12 assistants, Crafty 58:20 Seconds, Not in the eye, Sponsors 1:03:35 On top, Flying in from Florida, Small talk 1:09:06 Finishing Lily Phillips 1:13:05 Huge shot, 9am - 11pm scene, Favorite position 1:17:37 Other world records, Voicemail to Trevor 1:19:49 Sock Talk - Pheromones, Craziest toys 1:24:23 Secret Sock Talk - Unknowingly watching my parents Thanks to Upside, LiveGood, Hello Fresh, Manscaped Upside - Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code socks to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas LiveGood - Go to https://livegood.com/socks to save 10% on your first order Hello Fresh - Get up to 10 FREE meals and a free high protein item for life at https://hellofresh.com/socks10fm socks10fm Manscaped - Get The Beard & Balls Bundle for 20% OFF + Free International Shipping with code “socks” at https://manscaped.com #ManscapedPartner #ad #sponsored

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Watch our Stiff Socks livestream now On Demand: https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: Mar 29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 0:00 Voicemails, Girl who sold her ribs, TikTok is back 15:38 Michael’s stolen rollerblades, Trevor [eed in women’s restroom 30:44 Urinals for your home 36:10 Elon Musk salute, Melania Trump hat 44:35 Mark Zuckerberg taking a peek 50:38 Theo Von falling out of chair, The White House 1:04:50 Jake Paul lifts Mike Tyson, Drake sues Kendrick 1:10:37 Drake vs Lil Wayne 1:12:54 Off start to the year, Bow and arrow, Riding horses 1:16:32 Joggers for cranking 1:22:30 Trevor’s Instagram idea 1:25:10 Sock Talk - Weird Hub stuff 1:29:26 Secret Sock Talk - Sniffing underwear Thanks to 1800 Flowers, Birddogs, Factor, Mack Weldon 1800 Flowers - To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to https://1800flowers.com/socks Birddogs - Get a completely free hat @birddogs with code STIFFSOCKS at https://www.birddogs.com/stiffsocks #birddogspod Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/socks50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS  #ad #sponsored

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