Stiff Socks

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks  The boys are joined by Brianna Chickenfry (Plan Bri, BFF’s Podcast) to discuss doing mushrooms at Disneyland, the perks of dating a sex robot, and what Dave Portnoy is actually like. They also debate open marriages, swiping and driving, and hear from a listener that has a wild use for a lava lamp. Follow Bri at @briannalapaglia Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try BlueChew FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off your first purchase with code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.LiquidIV.com Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks

The boys riff on post-nut conversations, blowing up your dad's favorite car, and the best Subway ingredients to JO with. They also decide the age where you have to stop showing up to your frat and discuss the difficulties of telling a hookup what you actually like in bed. Hear the full episode, support the boys AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday. $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://apple.co/3ydcaMr

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on Pi Day hoes,  annoying unwritten dating rules, and whether or not JOing first thing in the morning is insane person behavior. They also hear from a listener that got walked in on by Grandma and decide that being Drake's therapist is a tough job. Help us get to know you with this quick audience survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/stiffsockspatreon Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your Liquid Death apparel at https://www.liquiddeath.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/day trial at https://shopify.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 60% off and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks60 with code socks60. Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off with code SOCKS at https://www.TryFum.com. Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get it for FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/stiff

The boys riff on what it’s been like being single, an insane British dating show called Naked Attraction, and who would make a better quarterback. They also hear from a listener that went a little heavy on the numbing spray. Hear the full episode, support the boys AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday. $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://apple.co/3ydcaMr

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks  The boys are joined by the legend himself, Dr. Drew Pinksy. They get to the bottom of Michael’s foot fetish, discuss the implications of adult VR content on society, and riff on everything from why we date people that look like our parents to the dangers of cumming so hard you bleed a little bit. Like we always say: SCIENCE. PODCAST.  WE NEED YOUR HELP! It would mean a lot if you could fill out this audience survey:  https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/stiffsockspatreon Thanks to FitBod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app free at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFF Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. 100% instant deposit match up to $100 dollars with promo code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with code SOCKS. 

The boys riff on the Murdaugh Murders, VR foot porn, and doing standup in front of your parents. They also hear from a listener that put a cooter in a cast and hear about why Trev got horned up making a grilled cheese. Hear the full episode and support the pod while getting an exclusive extra episode every Friday. $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://apple.co/3ydcaMr

Support the pod and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks They boys riff on the best ways to bang in a sex swing, Michael almost swinging at a restaurant employee, and whether or not everyone shaves their butt. They also hear from a listener that’s a professional at jerking off. Science.  Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order with code SOCKS at https://www.tryfum.com

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month? Try a one week free trial on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Matt Rife joins the pod to riff on finding God in a North Hollywood strip club, which foods would make the best sex toys, and which famous wife slid in the DMs. They also debate whether recycled nudes are OK and decide that some pornstars need to get a better dick. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-a-month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get it FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/stiff Thanks To Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com/ Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on easy bake cooters, bombing on a date, and the insane way Michael used to impress women. They also pick an official podcast football team, share some recent flight fights, and argue about how to ruin a sandwich. Hear the full episode and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks. First week FREEEEE!

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month? Try a one week free trial on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks   The boys are joined by comedian Hannah Berner to riff about how everything’s an ick, the perils of shower anal, and why every guy should be eating more fish. They also help a listener with the rules of porn in relationships and review each other’s Wikifeet pages. Thanks to Füm for sponsoring this episode. Save 10% on the Journey pack with code SOCKS at https://www.tryfum.com Thanks to Hellofresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off an free shipping at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks65 with code socks65. Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60-day free trial with code SOCKS at https://www.shipstation.com

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday with a FREE TRIAL at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks  The boys take it back to school — they try to remember how many oceans there are and how to do long division. They also determine that silent motor boating is unacceptable, try to figure out a good gift for Mark Cuban, and hear from a listener that had an inappropriate interaction at a hospital.  Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with promo code SOCKS in the app or at https://www.prizepicks.com Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

Trev watched Milf Manor, so the boys riff on that and some other truly insane TLC reality shows, plus doing the sex with coffee breath, and getting jerked off by a pedestrian. They also hear from a listener that claims they drive the ultimate fuckmobile. Hear the full episode and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks. First week FREEEEE

Support the pod AND get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month. Try it FREE at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the man, the myth, the gecko - Therapy Gecko. They wax philosophical about their insecurities,  the healing power of jokes, whether this is all a simulation, and what we can all learn from gooners. They also hear from a listener that has an interesting way to jerk it in the family home and get Lyle’s professional opinion on incest. Catch Therapy Gecko on tour! Tickets at https://www.therapygeckotour.com Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping and 22 meals free at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks22 with code socks22.  Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app free at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS

Support the boys and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for just $5/month. One week free trial on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod) or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts (https://www.apple.co/socks) The boys riff on how Trevor met Machine Gun Kelly, why sperms are just like otters, and how hard it would be to wake up in 1921 and try to make money. They also hear from a listener who got an interesting proposition from a friend and his wife and decide that jerking off in the garage is peak sad.  Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get it FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/stiff

The boys investigate why Jack spent $200 of podcast money on Iggy Azalea’s Onlyfans, riff on the difficulties of getting p*ssy pics at the gym, and hear from a listener about a dude that acted weird after cumming. Hear the full episode, get a bonus episode every Friday and try Patreon for FREE at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Support the boys AND get an extra episode every Friday? Free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks   The boys set up shop in the Brazzers booth at the 2023 AVNs to riff with an all-star team of guests: Abella Danger, Cherie Deville, Alexis Fawx, and Therapy Gecko. They learn what actually goes down in Vegas hotels during the convention, who Abella’s biggest awards competition is, how a gecko beats its meat, and why the best squirters drink pedialyte.  Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 Day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS

The boys riff on the macroeconomics of being horny, how young Trev had an ongoing relationship with a stuffed gorilla, and how Jesus could got hoes at a Christian university. They also hear from a listener that had a bad time in Japan. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks   The boys are joined by Yung Gravy and Lisa Ann during AVN week to get the scoop on their relationship, discuss the pros and cons of morning jerk offs, and find out whether or not Gravy bangs like a pornstar. They also hear from a listener that has the key to the ultimate nut.  Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 21 free meals and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks21 Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com or with the Prizepicks app. 

Support the boys and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on the best exotic pets, saying thank u after sex, and how Trev had an insane birthday party. Plus wild shroom thoughts, the perils of sucking your own dick, and why not to get advice from a guy in sweatpants at the strip club. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. First month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with code SOCKS

The boys review Michael's old modeling photos, wonder why moms were always trying to set you up with their friends' kids, and hear about Michael's holiday wet dream. They also hear from a listener that had a weird hookup and then pick out some men's lingerie.  Hear the full episode, plus get an exclusive extra episode every Friday and instant access to 160+ bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks