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Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons bring you a funny weekly summation of news straight from the Sunday Papers.
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A teacher starts an only fans account, Disney is the evil empire, a man goes full Florida and Garfield eats a donut.
Billie Eilish fires her Pervy agent, the Matthew Perry case has people drowning in indictments, Kevin Hart worked a three way on Molly and Tommy Lee’s son is such a cool guy.
1Mike drives across the country, Greg sees nudity on Venice Beach, Storms in Fla, a dead passenger in Chicago and Hulk Hogan threatened Matt Damon.
A lot of talk about Paris and Comic-Con. Also, Philly Man, Florida Man and Texas Man bring the chaos.
OK so maybe last week wasn’t a great one to take off, but we’re back! Costco has an Apocalypse Bucket for the survivalists, AI is taking over comedy, a Florida man leads police on a car chase in a golf cart, and a 72-year-old is competing for Miss Texas.
This week we deal with some heavy news from Mike who we send all of our support to. But we also send support to the Florida Man who had a few too many cocktails, a TX man who had too many cocktails and a Twitch streamer who had too many cocks.
RFK Jr is in the doghouse (it’s a new restaurant), underage strippers are fighting Florida for the right to express themselves and a trans runner is heading to the Olympics!
Tales from The Fully Loaded Tour, The Hawk Tuah Girl, a man sneezes his guts out, and Trans people are EVERYWHERE.
God has been appointed the new Superintendent of the Louisiana school system, a 105 yr old just got her teaching degree, the LA schools are banning cellphones, and Justin Timberlake was overserved in the Hamptons. Support our sponsor: Download the GameTime App, create an account, use code: Papers
A shocking discovery about Jesus having an erection, Jimmy Fallon will continue, a woman kills a man for not cleaning up (in guess what state?) and Gisele’s karate partner taps out after the roast.
A middle school crossing guard is getting kids high and a Phish fan is the 1st one in history to rip a bong at The Sphere! Oh, and Rob Schneider had a tough set at a Hollywood benefit show.
A Christian lifeguard is suing for being made to work near a gay flag, J-Lo and Ben AF are on the rocks, a FLA Couple gets nasty on the pier and we say goodbye to the great Bill Walton.
Mike is wearing dead people’s clothing in FLA and Greg is going to see the Grateful Dead in Vegas. Spirit Air is now allowed to film people in the bathrooms, a Louisiana man is allowed to curse out the cops but some Harvard protesters are not being allowed to graduate. Also a dating show for virgins.
Mike reads more unused jokes from the Brady Roast, we debate whether burritos are sandwiches and a woman has an emotional support goose. Also The Son of Sam thinks he’s Anne Frank and we say goodbye to Slim Shady.
We do an in-depth, behind-the-scenes dive into backstage at The Roast of Tom Brady. The Swiss Army Knife and The Boy Scouts are both transitioning, a woman snaps out of a 5 year coma and three boys are given $1M for wearing black face.
So long OJ- You had a killer life! A man spends the payout from his wife’s life insurance on a sex doll, an 8-yr-old drives his drunk mother home and there is a new robotic flame-breathing dog for sale. Also the debate about Calvin and Hobbes continues.
Everybody is in jail this week: Florida man, Texas boy, The Boston Bomber and El Chapo. Also Trump both smelt it and dealt it.
We look back (but not directly at) the solar eclipse and fantasize about beating a man up at Disney world. Also Korea may steal all of Bitcoin.
We celebrate Greg’s birthday, the eclipse and NCAA basketball. There’s an earthquake in NY and an attack with a bible in Florida. Also, The British Parliament is pretty gay.
Did Diddy do it? Ghislaine Maxwell is grooming herself in prison, and Trump is publishing God's "Art of the Deal." This week's Florida man stars a California man.
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I’ve enjoyed, and I’m sure I will continue to enjoy, comedy from both of you. Unfortunately I don’t think I can continue with the podcast. I just can’t listen to how you both support Joe Biden any longer. He has fucked up at every turn yet you both keep singing his praises. Getting the “vaccine”, experts are saying you can still spread Covid. So it only protects the person getting it. What happened to my body, my choice? I really hope the best for the both of you.
hey mike, two things... I really appreciate your love of bob dylan. I understand. I'm a 63 years old guy and Dylan has been a part of my life as long as I can remember. I mean I remember my mom and friends discussing him after Kennedy was murdered. Has been a an amazing thing in life. I love that you give him the respect he deserves. second point just dig the vibe of the show. thanks fitz thanks mike
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