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Author: Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

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Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons bring you a funny weekly summation of news straight from the Sunday Papers.
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This past week a Tesla was found in a pool, a penis was found in an Alabama gas station, and a 22 yr old was found in a JV basketball game. You can now make bets on the weather and track Mike and Greg’s Death Pool. Follow Mike Gibbons on Instagram @GibbonsTime   
This week we count down the time until Mike’s Adderall kicks in. McDonalds “rewards" a man with free food, a man is killed by his wife for sleeping with her grandma, a dog shoots a man and Trump is back on Facebook. Also, Marie Kondo has turned into a slob.  
We are busted for repeating a story but then bust George Santos for making up the most exciting life in American history. Andy Dick is in trouble again and Kyle Rittenhouse feels like the woke mob is being mean to him.  
Updates on Carolla and Kilborn. Plus, Greg has a big announcement! There’s a new billionaire in Maine, Prince Harry is a serial killer, and a college gymnast has a lot of creepy fans. Also, dueling FLA men.
Our predictions for 2022 paid off, and new ones are made for 2023. A 6 yr old shoots his teacher, a robot defends someone in court, and ISIS New Year's resolution is to make a comeback. Florida Man calls the cops to help him rob a house, and a woman on Air India gets peed on. IN 1ST CLASS!  
Merry Christmas to all of our loyal wonderful listeners! On this magic day we bring you tales from FLA of a man setting a police cruiser on fire, a woman in MI stalking her own daughter, and a man in Boston dangling out a 12th story window by his drawers. Happy New Year!
Elon Musk is on Ambien, 54% of injured drivers are on THC, and the Senate is no longer on TikTok. Allegiant Air throws off a passenger for saying “Penis” and a FLA Man throws a Christmas tree at his wife. Gubbins almost gets on the show...
The listeners beat up on Mike this week who has some big news. A Mormon gets it on with a guy in front of his 20 wives, a FLA man gets it on with a Labradoodle in front of his kids, and Celine Dion has gone stiff. Brittney Griner is back and a journalist has a mysterious death at the World Cup; did he die of boredom?
NYC is now picking up crazy people off the streets, San Francisco has robocops, and a FLA Man hits his girlfriend with a sex toy. Also, Putin shit his pants.
Steve Jobs sandals sold for $218k, Dylan’s new book sold for $600 (until they found out the autograph was fake), and remember the time Aerosmith and 50 Cent played a Bat Mitzvah for $10m? Podcast is still free! Happy Thanksgiving!
A new bill in TX will let pregnant women use the HOV lane but another one won’t allow a woman to dance (if she was born a man). Donald is dissed by Rupert, Taylor is dissed by Mike and a FLA man has sex with a….    
Twitter has been co-opted by pranksters, Amazon has been taken over by robots and Andy Dick has commandeered power tools from a strangers garage. Meanwhile a sitcom star has upgraded to porn and KFC is excited about the holocaust.
Doped up on OXY after hip surgery Mike shows up and we discuss Julia Roberts connection to MLK, Elon messing with the blue check and James Corden’s sticky fingers.
Kanye loses his Adidas, Meghan Markle feels used and a FLA attorney who opposed helmet laws died. Guess how? Finally, Tom Brady loses everything in his life this week.
This week, we take Ellen down and put Corden up. The Girl Scouts cult is given $84M from MacKenzie Scott, and San Francisco is getting a $1.7M public shitter.
Alex Jones is back on the warpath, in LA Italian is the new Mexican and Massachusetts is named the happiest place in the country. If anger and resentment makes you happy.  
Joe is letting out the potheads, GenZ is too fat for the army, and an NYU professor is chased out of his job by angry students. Oh yeah and Thelma is gay. 
Hurricane Ian is this week’s Florida Man. Biden is seeing dead people, we caught a Russian spy and a dog poops in her owner's mouth.
Spirit Airlines is on the take, turkeys are getting the flu, and Adam Levine douches out. Other bad celebrities this week: Ellen, the actor from “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” and of course Tom Brady.
Allegiant Airlines loses a woman’s leg, The Vineyard just got a little more diverse and a truckload of dildos spills on a highway in OKC. Melania is the new Santa, a gay guy is the new Bond, and why Rosie can’t stand Ellen.    
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Matt berg

I’ve enjoyed, and I’m sure I will continue to enjoy, comedy from both of you. Unfortunately I don’t think I can continue with the podcast. I just can’t listen to how you both support Joe Biden any longer. He has fucked up at every turn yet you both keep singing his praises. Getting the “vaccine”, experts are saying you can still spread Covid. So it only protects the person getting it. What happened to my body, my choice? I really hope the best for the both of you.

Nov 2nd
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CmS

hey mike, two things... I really appreciate your love of bob dylan. I understand. I'm a 63 years old guy and Dylan has been a part of my life as long as I can remember. I mean I remember my mom and friends discussing him after Kennedy was murdered. Has been a an amazing thing in life. I love that you give him the respect he deserves. second point just dig the vibe of the show. thanks fitz thanks mike

Sep 1st
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Robert Burt

woody Allen is a giant creep

May 5th
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My random videos

love this podcart

Aug 6th
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