The Amelia Project

The Amelia Project is a dark dramatised comedy fiction podcast full of twists, surprises, absurdity and cocoa. Follow a new client every week, as they come to this death faking agency in search of a custom-made disappearance, a brand new life, and the best cup of cocoa they've ever tasted. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A strange message on the Amelia team's voicemail... is it a hoax? Is it from outer space? Could it be our friends and collaborators from the Civilized podcast? Listen and find out! You can find out more about Civilized and subscribe here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A bonus crossover episode between The Amelia Project & Where the Stars Fell! Featuring Newton Schottelkotte, Madelyn Harvieux, Kiera Gill, Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne. For transcripts, merch, bonus material and ways to support the show visit ameliapodcast.com. For more info on Where The Stars Fell visit wherethestarsfell.com TW: mentions of technical suicide Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, in between regular episodes, we're playing the first episode of The Ballad of Anne & Mary and introducing it with a brand new Amelia sketch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a crossover episode between The Amelia Project and Greater Boston, recorded live at The London Podcast Festival! What happens when these two fiction podcasts meet? Greater Boston acting legend Mark Whalberg hates fellow Greater Boston acting legend Matt Damon. One of the last things Mark Whalberg did before Matt Damon died was fistfight Matt Damon on a doomed, speeding train. But then Matt Damon sacrificed his life to save the passengers on that train. And so now Matt Damon is no more, but the memory of Matt Damon lives on. Now Matt Damon is not remembered as much more than merely an actor; he is Matt Damon, Transit Hero. And Mark Whalberg? He’s known as just a survivor floundering in Matt Damon’s shadow, which grows taller even in death. But Mark Whalberg has a plan. Mark Whalberg can die just like Matt Damon. Mark Whalberg is going to visit The Amelia Project to fake his own death and live on as someone who will receive the respect, accolades, and attention he righteously deserves. Dying and being reborn with the Amelia process will be Mark Whalberg’s greatest role yet. Featuring Alan Burgon, Hemi Yeroham, Jeff Van Dreason, Alexander Danner, Felix Trench and Zach Valenti. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello dear listeners, we have a festive treat for you! Listen and find out about the audio surprise in this year's Amelia stocking... Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"My friends, an American Diner has just magically materialised in the middle of Piccadilly Circus." We're back with a crossover episode! Midnight Burger is a wonderful Sci-Fi comedy podcast about a time-travelling, dimension spanning diner that can appear at any time, anywhere in the multiverse. In this crossover episode it appears in London, not far from the Amelia Project offices. You're about to find out what happens when our two worlds meet... Created by Joe Fisher, Finlay Stevenson, Oystein Ulsberg Brager and Philip Thorne. Produced by Imploding Fictions and Business Goose Media. Featuring Alan Burgon, Hemi Yeroham, Julia C. Thorne, Julia Morizawa, Anna-Maria Everett, Siouxsie Suarez, Neal Starbird, Julie Cowden-Starbird, Tom Moorman. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“But I can't work without cocoa!” Prologue - Your journey into the world of The Amelia Project starts here! With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. For full credits see our website. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"How quickly can this be done? I don’t have much time. I leave planet Earth tonight." Season 1, Episode 1. The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode cult leader Zale Indigo Ravenheart visits the agency with a curious story… Can The Amelia Project help him?  With Alan Burgon, Dave Moskin and Julia Morizawa. Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions. For full credits see our website. ameliapodcast.com Website: https://ameliapodcast.com  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"I'm so excited... Everything's ready. There's a pot of Empress Grey brewing." Prologue to Episode 2, Season 1. With Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Megan Crain, Gianluca Iumiento and Ravdeep Singh Bajwa. Written by Philip Thorne. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. For full credits see our website. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Hello. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes, THE Alicia Cairn. Whatever the hell that means." Season 1, Episode 2. The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode reality star Alicia Cairn visits the agency… What’s her dilemma? Listen to find out!  With Alan Burgon, Megan Crain, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa and Julia Morizawa. Written by Philip Thorne. Story editing by Oystein U. Brager. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions. The fellow audio drama shoutout in this episode was for The Bright Sessions by Lauren Shippen. Find them here! For full credits see our website. ameliapodcast.com Website: https://ameliapodcast.com  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Do you mind if I smoke?"  Episode 3, Season 1. The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode reality a wealthy woman with an ambitious plan enters the agency… Can The Amelia Project fulfil her demands?  Featuring Alan Burgon, Samantha Lawson and Christine Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions. For full credits see our website. Content warning: this episode contains mentions of suicide. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“What? We're out of bubble liquid?” Prologue to Episode 4, Season 1. With Julia C. Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. For full credits see our website. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"What do you want? Who are you?" Season 1, Episode 4. The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode we delve into a sprawling conspiracy that connects the death of Alan Rickman, the rise of UKIP, Matt Terry’s X Factor victory, Stephen Hawking’s latest warning about AI and learn the meaning of - sorry, you'll have to listen to find out!  With Alan Burgon, Robert Cudmore and Julia Morizawa. Written by Philip Thorne. Story editing by Oystein U. Brager. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna. Fellow podcast recommendation in this episode was for A Scottish Podcast. Thank you to Fife College for recording assistance. For full credits see our website. ameliapodcast.com Website: https://ameliapodcast.com  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“A mobile phone? Why why why why why why? Why would you do this to me?” Prologue to Episode 5, Season 1. With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. For full credits see our website. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?” Season 1, Episode 5. The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! All sorts of people seek out the death faking business, and in this episode the client is an Artificial Intelligence…  With: Alan Burgon, Elisabeth Dahl and Julia Morizawa. Written and directed by Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. The episode was inspired by a blog post by Tim Urban of Wait But Why. The fellow audio drama recommendation in this episode was for Uncanny County. For full credits see our website. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

”So the world is about to end?” Prologue to Episode 6, Season 1. Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Elisabeth Dahl and Elisabet Hagli Aars. Written and directed by Oystein U. Brager Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden. For full credits see our website. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you’re going to help me find it...” Season 1, Episode 6.  The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! This episode’s client is a marketing executive who is already dead. Or is he?  With Alan Burgon, Dean Clark, Modou Bah and Julia Morizawa. Written and edited by Philip Thorne Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna. The fellow podcast shoutout in this episode went to The Audio Drama Production Podcast. Content warning: this episode contains sexual references. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"What's the point Alvina! It's all so boring!" Prologue to Episode 7, Season 1. With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. For full credits see our website. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.” Season 1, Episode 7. The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode the client is a famous comedian… who has lost his sense of humour!  Featuring Alan Burgon, Modou Bah, Julia Morizawa and cocoa from Les Deux Magots in Paris. Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna. The fellow audio drama shoutout went to Wooden Overcoats by David K. Barnes. A classic among fiction podcasts! For full credits see our website. Content Warning: this episode contains bad jokes. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices