As the morning sunshine warms my bare bottom and my feet feel the cool chill of the kitchen tile, I reach into the freezer. A blast of cold air greets me, turning my nipples so hard I could dial an iPhone. As a shiver pleasantly travels south from my torso to my abdomen to the very tip of my sheathed sword, I saunter to the counter where I insert a blueberry-kissed waffle into the tight, dark, chrome-covered hole of my toaster. A gentle cloud of warmth emanates from the glowing steel rods within, bringing with it an intoxicating aroma of fruit, sugar, and hot, fluffy passion. The shiny appliance transforms into a giver of joy as the Eggo waffle pops up from the darkness, steam rising slowly and beckoning me to grab it and caress it and swallow it whole. I temper my passion for a moment, if only to find the fortitude to instead gently place it on a plate, covering it in slick, wet butter and gooey, sticky-sweet maple syrup. As the cushiony indentations of unadulterated bliss finally touch my lips, I let out a moan from deep within my very soul, announcing to the world that it's 7am on a Tuesday and yes, Deborah...I am 100% going to f**k this waffle.
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recast....9 to 5
rich people talking about rich people stuff...
I love these Queens but I don't want to listen to them moan about high end home decor when some of us are dealing with a cost of living crisis.
I feel that somebody needs to tell Tracey that blood-based sausages aren't a uniquely British thing 😁
watching Katya chase the cockroach is like a daylight Blair Witch . That thing FLEW. congrats on the new house
I love you but ... too many ad spots. you are selling my eyeballs based on how much I love you ... which is a lot.... but how about 2 sponsors? I actually listen to yours a lot. . till my slack expires... then I start skipping ... which means I can't easily flow with you in the background. maybe max tolerance isn't the best motivator for how many ads to include ... and/or a direct support method, I give you $3 or $5 a month and you let me binge properly. what platforms do you like best and why? how heavily do they monetize? do they have a work around how much more retention and engagement would you have with a more common % ad spots.
this sounds like two people having vastly different conversations that have been spliced together in post. This is absolute bonkers, and I love it.
lmao Dr sleep was boring
...is this entire episode JUST ads???
what a wonderful surprise thought the podcast maybe over !
"how dare you"
we love to see it
The ads suck. BUT you can subscribe to the ad-free podcast for $3 a month (Katya's annual wig budget). Link is in the podcast description page.
tracey please stop saying piss slit
The homophobia in calling Oblivion's portals as being in Skyrim... I'm disappointed Tracy.
Yes
its a no from me dawg
i absolutely love your podcasts but seriously.... the ads are soooo excessive now its putting me off!