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Author: Dear Media, Jackie Schimmel

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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Amoxichillin

Amoxichillin

2024-02-2150:43

Jackie recaps her Valentines Day plan, Andrew's birthday party, motherhood musings, Beyonce's new country music venture and justice for Kelly Rowland!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jiffy Ja'dore

Jiffy Ja'dore

2024-02-1352:21

Jackie has her first experience with shrooms by proxy at a Homegoods, recaps the Superbowl (yay sports) and reveals why she should probably have been sent to a juvenile detention center.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Problematic Popstarz

Problematic Popstarz

2024-02-0655:00

Jackie recaps the Grammy awards, gives some Handy Andy updates and debriefs on Pookie's problematic past!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Kooky for Pookie!

Kooky for Pookie!

2024-01-3057:13

Jackie finds her new favorite influencer, shares her own personal Make A Wish Foundation experience that will land her in a utility closet at Paris Fashion Week and discusses her latest mother of the year ventures!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Uncut Gems

Uncut Gems

2024-01-2351:38

Jackie has a traumatizing experience at her local market that ends in tamiflu tears. We also unpack Aritzia (like why), how not to behave at a breakfast brunch and why raffia is never a good idea.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
RAT MODE

RAT MODE

2024-01-1650:19

Jackie has another altercation with Grandma Gloria, discusses mob wife aesthetic, recaps the toxic desire for relevancy a la Monika from Real Housewives and discusses her childhood lesbian allyship.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
ThIs LiTtLe LyFe

ThIs LiTtLe LyFe

2024-01-1249:39

Jackie is back from the Bahamas and recaps being a hands off mother abroad, makes fun of influencers (shocker), talks Golden Globes, RHOSLC finale theories and why social media hiatus' announcements are tricky.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
2024

2024

2024-01-0255:51

Jackie brings in the New Year with a marital update after Andrew leaves Jackie to fend for herself as a single mother during Christmas, starts beef with Sydney Sweeney and provides a lengthy list of what's in and what's out for 2024.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Rabies & Rizz

Rabies & Rizz

2023-12-1949:24

Jackie is fighting for her life and marriage before the holidays. She almost enters a cabernet crime scene, gets attacked by a bat and is on the brink of a divorce. Happy holidays!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Hannukunt

Hannukunt

2023-12-1345:26

Jackie enters the holiday season with marital tension after her husband refuses to write her a new pop song. She also recaps her Bravocon adjacent hanukkah party, her psychological handbag theory and explains why you need to Amazon Prime a spray bottle.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
THAT'S SUPER!

THAT'S SUPER!

2023-12-0544:18

Jackie is guiding light for the LGBTQIA+ community, has an awkward confrontation at a furniture outlet, slings some lukewarm takes on this weeks celebrity gossip and decides that Balenciaga is officially over.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Multicultural Mama

Multicultural Mama

2023-11-2949:47

Jackie uncovers some extremely problematic home videos and would like to take ownership and apologize to her community. We also go over the Goop gift guide, her recent trip (s) to Target and her future rendezvous with Leo Dicaprio.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
DIABOLLY

DIABOLLY

2023-11-2155:02

Jackie is a patron of the arts and goes to a film screening, gives tips on how to be toxic this holiday season, reprimands Caitlyn Jenner for being problematic and deals with her son being a Kanye West fan.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Let It ... Snow?

Let It ... Snow?

2023-11-1401:01:18

Jackie sits down with Madi Murphy from the Bad Broadcast to talk about Mormonism, embarrassing wedding behavior and the girls offer a stunning vocal performance! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Errors Tour

Errors Tour

2023-11-0754:32

Jackie recaps Bravocon happenings, how to evict a gerbil from your rectum, plays charades with Grandma Gloria and answers some listener burning questions.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jackie gets cancelled for appropriating appetizers, discusses celebrity Halloween lewks, tries to nurture her own telekinesis and discusses group socialization etiquette!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
WWBMD?

WWBMD?

2023-10-2751:25

Jackie almost becomes a monk,stalks Beverley Mitchell and buys fake designer sunglasses from the dark web.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
FUCK HUMMUS

FUCK HUMMUS

2023-10-1701:05:11

Jackie has an actual psychotic break after a long day with her grandmother, husband and screaming baby. After getting into a wardrobe altercation with her sister, leaving her Grandma on the side of PCH and almost lighting her husband's hair on fire... Jackie hath hit her limit and ends the episode crying about scrunchies. Have a great day.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
143 Nyquil

143 Nyquil

2023-10-1158:49

Jackie discusses the atrocities going on in Israel, why we should cancel that bitch Goldilocks, rude celebrities and explores problematic Halloween lewks! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Social as a Seabass!

Social as a Seabass!

2023-10-0354:48

Jackie talks about internal happiness, recaps Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the time she was a death doula on a plane and Handy Andy makes a lackluster appearance!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Feb 5th
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God of Misery

I like to spray my sperm on your face

Dec 15th
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Emily Grace

I 💖 that DJ James Kennedy answered. Your MoM was great! I'm glad you and your MoM have these memories. Thanks for believing there's no such thing as oversharing! We 💖 you, Jackie!

Nov 12th
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Apr 22nd
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Miki Minach

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Apr 5th
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levans8381

episode doesn't want to play!

Jan 22nd
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levans8381

love this pod, Jackie says what we're all thinking.

Nov 4th
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Vasyl Datsyuk

Hey, Jackie! Haven't listened to your podcast yet. But, I bet you strike a right tone on being positive ;).

Oct 5th
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Kim Brennan

Jeff Lewis was talking about a friend that was pregnant, obviously not her 😆

Nov 18th
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Liliana Trevino

I can't count how many times I dream of my husband cheating..

Oct 22nd
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Samantha Palacios

love the podcast just started listening recently after getting bored with music during my long af 12 hour shifts! first heard you on call her daddy with our founding single glorious father Alex Cooper and I gotta say I am obsessed with your show! you're keeping me awake at work girl and that's a tough job to do!

Sep 30th
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Alisha T

Jackie. I find you to be absolutely hysterical. I love your show. You put me into the best mood and make me feel like a more badass version of my self. Thanks for being real and making my days much more entertaining.

Jun 15th
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Jessica Olson

how can there be no comments on BIG DICK ENERGY??!!??!!??

Mar 1st
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Liz Gallardo

Gtfoh!!! Noo! Girl! Why?!? Really? I liked your podcast cast because you were real! You pull that Christmas Music is rapey bullshit. I can’t!

Dec 6th
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Melissa Galvan Chavez

just started listening to podcasts and I really love yours lol you say things I wish I could

Nov 23rd
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Kari Momchilovich

come to Minnesota!

Nov 19th
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Shari Urbancic

Agree with Sue. I didn't get any kind of condescending attitude from Nick at all. Plus, nothing Jackie said regarding her feeling that she is "masculine" made zero sense and I'm glad Nick called her out on it.

Sep 20th
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Sue w

Hi Jackie I don't know where your getting the feeling the Nick was making you feel stupid in any way.... I don't hear that at all in this podcast... Glad you went on his and that things are better

Sep 19th
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Walter Carter

Eat my warm bagel.

Aug 9th
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Teagan Dayton

love it!!

Mar 21st
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