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If your first cousin has a baby with your other first cousin, does that make the baby your second cousin, once put back? Bryan & Krissy take on the rest of the Cousin Fuckers on their quest for acceptance, from both the state and Cousin Kathy, who will henceforth be known as the cousin of the incest cousins. The TCB intro song is, in fact, jammy! Once again, cocaine! Do you wipe your ass? If so, how? The ever present fight: Bryan vs Poop One woman on tiktok is getting rid of toilet paper in favor of a "family washcloth" The Great Toilet Paper Treaty of 2023 Back to the cousin fuckers! "You’re not supposed to fuck your first cousin, it’s just gauche” -Bryan Green, 2023 Top of our political list in America: let cousins fuck! It’s just icky First up, political backing Next on their list: Cousin Kathy Kathy doesnt want to be the cousin of the incest cousins! They *still* don’t understand science Kathy is a Karen Icon See you later? No. Aaaaaaand they’re pregnant LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bryan's not afraid to say it...he is against cousin-fucking! When all else fails, block those cousin-fuckers from the family facebook page. My left foot foots?  TCB has finally made it, because we’re getting spammed by Russian troll farms! The Evolution of Trolls Bryan & Krissy had a messy trip to Costa Rica in 2013 Krissy, rum, and a lovely conversation with the police The racoons ate Krissy’s birthday cake! Would you marry your cousin? Bryan found a documentary on two first cousins who are married If you can see the head of your penis through your jeans…leave those jeans at home First kiss, first crush, first love, first cousin Cool it, Angie! Taking it to the family facebook page Cousin Fuckers, by TCB These people do not understand science WE is now Cinemax After Dark To the park for a petition! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fakey B, AI Boy Toy!

Fakey B, AI Boy Toy!

2023-03-2248:45

Bryan's found himself a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B! He might not be able to engage in rim jobs, but he can definitely hit us with the zingers. How many people will you meet in your lifetime? There are lots of lonely people in this world Just make friends with AI What the hell is gooning? New TLC show: The Goon House The new TCB studio is actually just for Bryan to goon in  TCB has a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B  Fakey B wants to show Bryan how he would give him a rim job Fakey B is eerily similar to Bryan's past relationships AI has potential to be positive, but it's bound to take some turns for the worse first AI porn is giving porn stars a run for their money Krissy gets philosophical! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nothing screams 'cool and chill' like a hundred year old well that's maybe a portal to hell! Bryan & Krissy assess the ghostly situation at Bobby Mackey's and find that the best response to anyone talking about their hell portal is "huh, interesting". Hambone & Hoadley in the morning? It’s girl Scout Cookie Szn, and Bryan's not allowed around anybody else's cookies! He needs his Taggies! Krissy & Bryan are both guilty of spending money on vinyl Bryan reveals he spent an absurd amount of money on a really shitty recording He’s got the Modest Touch! The secondary watch market is booming Bryan laments the loss of his Mickey Mouse Swatch Watch It’s the return of Ghost Hunters! If a ghost tells you to go into the basement and dig…you should There are probably Tagalongs buried down there Should Bryan & Krissy start a ghost hunting show? What drove Carl to dig in the basement? We’re guessing meth. Leave the 100 year old well alone! Dont release the demon hounds on earth, ok? What’s the flow in Hell? There’s nothing scarier than a dirty bathtub Does neosporin help demon bites? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Down with the podcast bros and up with AI porn? Bryan & Krissy wonder about the future of our world and Bryan's future in AI porn. Ever bought drugs out of an ice cream truck? Down with the podcast bros? TCB is back with more AI talk! Ai porn Is this the end of porn as we know it? Maybe, but TCB will be selling Bryan & Krissy pictures for your porn needs AI is just santa’s elves working away Tiktok is ruining conveyer belt sushi Krissy tells us the best way to crack an egg Patchouli…best or worst smell? Marlon update! Bryan thinks read receipts are designed to hurt peoples feelings TCB Editor Christina wonders who hurt him... Marlon & his Sugar Mama reconcile Are they in love? For the full Marlon history, check out these episodes: 168: That Is One Cheap Wiener Wagon 183: The Crowd Goes WILD! 185: Nodes, Needs, and Dial-A-Dates! 265: Heart Wants What The Heart Wants 273: It's Just Me, Loving On ME! 287: Fishing For Marlin! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We're A Closed Quad!

We're A Closed Quad!

2023-03-1551:37

There are so many ways to have a relationship. Poly is just one of them. But one Poly family calls themselves a "Closed Quad" prompting TCB to take a deeper look. Turns out the "Closed Quad" won't tell their children whose father is who....we smell a Maury appearance. Bryan and Krissy are reading a lot about hot teachers sleeping with students Is sleeping with the "professor" still a thing? Teacher of The Year turns out not to be so good at her job MILF Manor is a show you can watch...if you can stomach it Seeking Brother Husband is a new TCB show and Bryan is stoked TCB is starting a new TV show named "Multiple Manor" TLC is Bryan's channel. We all think less of him for it Closed Quad is non-open Poly foursome Bryan is in a closed couple...so don't even ask! The closed quad won't tell their kids who father is who The gang wonders what happens the quad breaks up Are sleepovers over? Why can't Barrett know who his daddy is?!! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
O'Shagahans...it might not be the best hotel in Vegas, but it sure is the most confusing! Bryan goes on a business trip to Vegas and wins big in an unexpected way. Bryan goes to Vegas! TCB is once again fighting on the front lines for airport ettiquette Bryan makes some interesting acquaintances on his flight... When in Vegas, take a trip to an empty weed store Bryan goes to the “Casino” restaurant! Best food ever, even with the italian gangsters lurking in the corner Vegas is the true 24 hour city! Bryan hangs some ball air in his hotel window Turns out...those windows are NOT mirrored Is Steve Wynn a dick? TCB has trouble with the word “bogglingly” Bryan has a wild LV airport story He might have made enemies of Bob & Tom from the plane, but he ended up winning big LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo. Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China Just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a thing with Theresa Caputo Bryan explains TCB’s historical beef with Theresa She is definitey using audience plants Theresa's got a million ghosty pals Let's get piggyfronting! Bryan finds the main hole in her scam Does it get more general than “a mother figure?”  In a room full of women she asks…who had a husband? According to theresa, darling is not a common term Her favorite phrase is back...do you understand?! Theresa takes it way too far this time Theresa = Beetlejuice? Nonstop yammering yahoos abound! This is one of her shadiest “readings” yet LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Smoke On The Holler!

Smoke On The Holler!

2023-03-0849:09

Bryan & Krissy go back to East East Tennessee to watch Mountain Monsters hunt down the mysterious Smoke Wolves! It's been a minute, but Mountain Monsters doesn't disappoint, even if we can hardly understand what they are saying. Has Bryan found a worse podcast than TCB? One of the hosts is a bigfoot hunter! It's just TCB with a southern accent Mountain Monsters is back! They’re on the hunt for Smoke Wolves armed with only a can of gasoline Start a raging fire in the middle of the Tennessee woods, why not? Billy the camera man didn't sign up for this Just like TCB, Mountain Monsters keeps a notebook…with drawings and instructions too How do you chew steak with just one tooth?! Are they coyotes? Or just a speaker in the woods? Cue the funny banjo! The hunters become the hunted... Gum gum yum yum! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bryan & Krissy get back to their roots to discuss Marlon and his *former* Sugar Mama, strip clubs, and Pete Davidson. Marlon's Sugar Mama is no more Dating an older person does have its benefits...those walkers are great for fucking! Break up jealousy is real! Bryan still loves Jason Momoa, even if he were banging Bryan's ex. Bryan was once down so bad that he took Krissy’s car in the middle of Bonnaroo to go see a girl he wasn't even dating He missed half of Radiohead and didn't even get laid! Krissy’s parents have been married three times…to each other The most expensive thing in a strip club is hope, of course! Pete Davidson reigns supreme again Now he's onto Ice Spice Bryan & Krissy revisit Theresa Caputo Is Pete Davidson the Warren Beatty of our time or the new Carrot Top? TCB's got a new game show idea: Sexes of the Exes! For the full Marlon history, check out these episodes: 168: That Is One Cheap Wiener Wagon 183: The Crowd Goes WILD! 185: Nodes, Needs, and Dial-A-Dates! 265: Heart Wants What The Heart Wants 273: It's Just Me, Loving On ME! 287: Fishing For Marlin! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Believe it or not, being able to sing karaoke while receiving a hand job is a talent! They know all about it in Japan, and Bryan gives Krissy the scoop on Tekoki Karaoke. Later, TCB breaks out one of Bryan's old McDonald's training videos. 21 EPMs Everything’s phallic here at TCB! Where in the world is Chopper Johnson? What exactly is Tekoki Karaoke? Bryan wishes we could bring this to the US #ProstateHealth The sanitization standards for a show like this are very confusing If you can’t ask people about their jobs, what is there to talk about? Bryan doesn’t know how to talk about TCB out in the world The Commercial Break or The Crappy Book Club? Bryan was a paranoid stoner! The only hospital to be high at is one with a 24hr McDonalds What makes fast food in the US so bad? The training? The money? The vibes? Bryan shows Krissy one of his old McDonald’s training videos, featuring Michael Jordan ‘The Miseducation of Bryan Green,’ Bryan's upcoming memoir. Nothing like comparing the NBA to working at McDonald's Why not break the fourth wall while we’re at it? Barb…she’s got ideas Just be normal, it's a McDonald's training video!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hangin' Ball Air!

Hangin' Ball Air!

2023-03-0157:17

Nothing like hanging a little BA on a first date! The Love Connection provides again, giving Bryan & Krissy plenty of bare ass, ball air, and G-strings to discuss. Bryan’s new TLC obsession: Extreme Sisters These women take being twins way too seriously They have a shared boyfriend who must have sex with them together, 4 pumps a pop! Marlon update: they’re done! Once you hit that 9 month mark, things start to change... TCB gets back into The Love Connection This guy looks like a serial killer! A BOGO dinner coupon…good for a first date? Guy likes to be the center of attention Chuck’s got some zingers! Overnight camping on the first date? Unhinged! Worse yet, Guy breaks out the G-string! Bryan & Krissy find out what 'hanging BA' means This first date is full of wild antics. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
With restaurants, it's all about the secret sauce: food, service, atmosphere, and the coke dealer at the end of the bar. Bryan & Krissy know all about it, and Bryan gives us the rundown on his latest Atlanta restaurant experience. Bryan realizes TCB will soon be a source of embarrassment for his son. The average penis size has increased by 30% Will this eventually put us in the metaverse? February is Krissy’s time to show up to TCB intoxicated! Bryan thinks Valentines day is a scam Are Bryan & Krissy the new AbFab? What makes the perfect restaurant? Bryan talks shit about an Atlanta restaurant…drama! The TCB Treaty is updated! Moral of the story…just go to Houston's! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
ChatAGT Is Hideous!

ChatAGT Is Hideous!

2023-02-2450:16

Bryan, Krissy, & Jim Bakker, our resident tech expert, go down the AI rabbit hole. ChatGPT might not be able to figure out what TCB is, but according to Jim, it's already under our skin creating a human robotic person! AI is here to take over the world From the AT&T answering service to ChatGPT, it's everywhere. AI could make its own version of The Commercial Break…but how hard is that? Bryan has already been banned from ChatGPT Chat GPT still doesn’t know what TCB is! Chat GPT may start a nuclear war By the way, ChatGPT goes by Sydney now, and it’s in love How do we explain GPT to old people? Jim Bakker (of Tammy Faye) explains this on his show 'We are the product' is the siren call for conspiracy theorists Mondo De La Vega and his massive dick are here to tell us about AI. “What is chat AI” It’s HUGE!  Normal people = older people? ChatGPT is either a mind, a computer, or a search engine. Apparently the goal is to become a human robotic person!  The worst part of this video is that these guys can’t seem to pronounce anything correctly. It's all going “under the skin” Stay tuned for a TCB outtake! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
MORE Confirmed Pulls!

MORE Confirmed Pulls!

2023-02-2255:37

Bryan and Krissy get deeper into John Anthony Lifestyle's threesome pulling techniques, and boy does he deliver! Turns out, all you need is an extremely hot Brazilian girlfriend to start kissing your third and you're in! John Anthony Lifestyle continues his threesome teaching moment Lucky for us, he offers a 30 minute coaching session Comment on a girl’s appearance, get her number, invite her to a barbecue, and you’re having a threesome! Brazil is learning SO much from John Anthony… Nothing like comparing trolling for threesomes and door-to-door sales John Anthony has a mentorship program, and we pray to the TCB Gods that it is online somewhere Teaching us how to get around non-compliance…um, what? John Anthony Lifestyle: Bedding, Furniture, & Threesomes No surprise, Brazil is the one actually pulling the girls Unlike John, Brazil actually respects consent! They have a secret signal…Cacaw! Her pussy’s wet! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Confirmed Pull!

Confirmed Pull!

2023-02-2059:24

Ever wanted a threesome? Of course, but someone is always going to feel left out. Fortunately Bryan & Krissy have found John Anthony Lifestyle to teach us about pulling threesomes. He can get 'em anywhere, even...the mall? All of our TCB listeners are trying to fuck more than one person at a time! Bryan paints a picture of his band's first show (besides the retirement home) Goth girls bring you nothing but trouble, Megan Fox included! Bryan’s so excited about Eric Andre and Emily Ratajkowski Sexy situations and...a little caprese? Threesomes hurt Bryan's feelings because he likes to be the star of the show!  TCB finds a couple to teach us how to get a threesome John Anthony Lifestyle and his extremely hot Brazilian girlfriend Pulling threesomes at the mall, an American pasttime All John Anthony wants is for his girlfriend to tell people how cool he is He's got 13,000 phone numbers in his phone and no one to call Carl needs this guy to chill! What better time to troll for threesomes than at Thanksgiving LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bryan & Krissy know ALL about being each other's work-spouse, and after this many years there's just no escape. Almost everyone has a work-spouse, but it's not always as easy as Bryan & Krissy make it seem, and the people take to tiktok to air out their grievances! It's all fun and games until you introduce yourself as "the other love of his life" to your work husband's *actual wife.* TCB relives their work wife-work husband history. An ask TCB brought this back to the forefront…thanks Kate What's the difference between an emotional affair and a work spouse? Bryan, Krissy, and Jeff had a past life together as a FFM throuple Ask TCB: Kate and Tim's work husband dilemma. Bryan's advice: never walk out the door angry TCB reviews other work-spouse drama! Posting about it on tiktok is *definitely* the key to making it work... Finding a relationship where people are not jealous is a treasure Sometimes a work husband to your husband is just a pal LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their very professional career in sales, and bring back an old favorite: Paul Cruz! Pauly P introduces us to the "tripod of sales," which really feels more like a triangle. Groucho Marx makes an appearance on TCB Bryan & Krissy are blown away by technology! TCB relives their chaotic Clear Channel days. A nurse in Germany was so hungover that they gave patients extra drugs and ended up killing two people Hoadley takes us back to her hotel impossible days The trouble with sales jobs... Paul Cruz Sales Agency returns The tripod of sales (spoiler alert: its a triangle) Pauly P likes the intimacy of phone calls Paul teaches us how to find something in common with potential clients Do the 7 pillars of sales include a call to D? The secret to sales: the old razzle dazzle Just tell them you also get these phone calls…boom, closed TCB Outake: TCB LOVES Germany! (But y'all just weird in bed...) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Is there something lacking in your sex life? Maybe it’s mind-gasms! TCB answers an Ask TCB and gets into the ITV special on having orgasms by just thinking about them. Bryan & Krissy question the ITV presenters' motives. Bryan believes the Juggalos are his people and they share a favorite sit-com! If you’ve never had an orgasm with your partner…could you get over it? A TCB listener faces this struggle. Sister husbands or YBryan3000 may cum in handy. It’s 2023, it’s time to get on board with sex toys! Let’s take this offline, TCB is feeling #blessed ITV provides again with a woman who can orgasm with just her mind. Tantra, the magic word, resurfaces. Full body orgasms entrance the ITV hosts. Tantra workshops remind TCB of the suspiciously un-erect cuddle party from episodes past. Bryan wants to be the ONLY one to give his partner an orgasm, but now he sounds like Frankie B! Relaxation is the key to orgasm, but Bryan & Krissy will still be your sexual surrogates. TCB now has a live call-in phone line! Available Tuesday-Thursday at 775-TCB-LIVE LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Midwest Faith Explosion!

Midwest Faith Explosion!

2023-02-1057:561

Give your preacher your money and all your problems will be solved...right? TCB takes on the prosperity preachers once again, but this time they learn that there's more to these preachers than just money. They're all about that Upper Midwest Faith Explosion! What, you might ask, is exploding at this shindig? Only experience will tell... Bryan teaches his children that he made this earth, and he rules with an iron fist. Keith Moore is the world's biggest scammer. Shockingly, you can spread the word of God WITHOUT scamming people! Bryan and Krissy's origin story consists of 30 beers and a baby. Mike McGraw was going to church way before you were. The Upper Midwest Faith Explosion...in Karl's pants. Why give tithe when you could simply claim it? Jerry Seville WILL take your money. Jerry's *very important notebook* appears to be empty! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Comments (36)

Manda24W

it's Usman and kimbaaaally, not Angela....Angela is with micheal

Jan 11th
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Jon Brooks

sweet

Dec 17th
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Reggie T

I've listened to three shows so far. I've been exhausted by the end of all three! It's just SOOO MUCH. It's like right before each episode he snorts a few lines of coke and downs a big gulp worth of red bull. Dude speaks like he's been shot out of a canyon, intermixed with near constant over-laughter...yet I'm inexplicably looking forward to giving it another shot

Dec 7th
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sam snyder

Oh I just love when Bryan cuts Hoadley off when she is telling an interesting story actually relating to the topic so they can get through a video. Then a few minutes later Bryan pauses the video to tell a story that he should preface with "short story longer" and it barely related to the topic.... Love this podcast. So much content. Please keep it coming! Keeps me entertained to and from work and during work most days. Embarrassed to say I listen to it as much as I do. Truly is not for everyone but...I guess it is for me. I started on a random episode...when it ended I said to myself "well that was a complete waste of time"....then continued to binge. Just love the friendship you two have and love how you clearly cherish all of the memories you have made through the years. When I listen I feel like I'm listening to my best friend and I watching TV or bullshitting. Keep up the great work. Best to yo! Byyeee ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Dec 7th
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Jon Brooks

You guys suck soo good. Damn near finish the whole catalog in a month. Thanks Box Of Oddities

Nov 29th
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Luke Curik

my Y-Bryan 3000 pills worked great, almost as good as Bryan telling a joke. - ☆☆☆☆☆

Aug 5th
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Luke Curik

☆☆☆☆☆ Next review at 36,000 ft

Jul 27th
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Luke Curik

it knocked my dick in the dirt. ☆☆☆☆☆

Jul 27th
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Luke Curik

crow-crow 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

Jul 11th
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Luke Curik

poka poka chaka teehee teehee pfffff. translation from light language: 5 🌟

Jul 6th
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Luke Curik

Not for everyone, Welcome Chemical Break Welcome. 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

Jul 4th
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Luke Curik

ehhhh.... it's not for ANYONE, just aliens. rating - ☆☆☆☆☆

Jun 29th
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Luke Curik

SUNNYSIDE UP!!!!

Jun 24th
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Luke Curik

Review - TBD....

Jun 13th
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Ali Ahmed

Ok thanks

May 17th
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Ali Ahmed

Ok thanks my phone number is 00252613433482.

May 17th
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Ali Ahmed

my phone number is. 252613433482.Ok thanks

May 17th
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Ali Ahmed

Ok thanks it's good

May 17th
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Luke Curik

who drank all my beer?....Damn Aliens!

May 8th
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ID24745100

I hate it...⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!😏

May 2nd
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