The Commercial Break

Bryan & Krissy might not actually be boomers, but they sure do act like it! Get your boomer news here, and also from The Daily Mail. We may have put too many ads in our show last year… It’s amazing we have nay listeners The summer of love & the winter of our discontent Your favorite grocery store Bryan & Krissy go full boomer Sketchy veneers BBLs gone wrong Dental drama (producer Christina needs another root canal…help me!) Bryan’s reading the Daily Mail…that’s so boomer of him A horrifying dental story Botched plastic surgery & body mods Dolphin Bryan LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re going to politely mug Daniel & Henry so we can have all their Beanie Babies and make a TCB fortune! Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher Would anyone come to our show? Beanie Babies Billionaires and collectibles The wealth bunkers “Securitized”  Friday Night Dinner → Dinner With The Parents On set pranks Auditioning & getting the parts Maths! Filming in London Getting politely mugged Carol Kane White House Plumbers Henry double cheeked up More Beanie Babies Merch drop soon? HENRY & DANIEL: Watch Dinner With The Parents on Freevee Daniel's Links Henry's Links LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s a video breakdown Friday, so prepare to get yelled at by Bryan, the guy in the video, and the voices in your head! Mouth kissing (young people are not okay with this -Christina) If you would come to a show in central florida, let us know! Collectibles worth nothing Beanie Babies Mountain monsters meets Beanie Babies The net! The $400 Maple Bear Cash in that 401k So much yelling! How many people are still stuck with their beanie babies Snort, Spike, Spinner, Spunky, & Stinky Bryan & Krissy eat crow! The Beanie Break We are flabbergasted LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Astrid leaves Bryan for literally one day…and all hell breaks loose. Is a middle aged man equipped to handle five to eighteen children for sixteen hours? Absolutely not! Krissy Keanu Reeves & Bryan Tom Cruise That 70s Show Kristi Noem the dog (and goat) murderer Bryan’s bird story Bugs (again) Dad of the Year realizes Astrid is superior Bryan’s children have learned that he is inept (in the kitchen) Bryan tries to parent in the morning Instagram Dads Ponytail panic The kids are not alright! Bryan weaponizes his incompetence All hail Astrid! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sgrundle: noun - a combination of the ball sack and perineum (colloquially known as the “grundle”). You’re welcome. Ciggies and cigars Airport security Getting jailed in Turks and Caicos RiverBeat music festival! A sac tap A blind sgrundle sniffing Barbecue contests Sleep-cations Keeping your kids awake Tiktok Social scores Apple gaggles Quantum cock The Quantum Witch returns! Christopher Nolan LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Leslie Liao joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about her path to stand-up, working at Netflix, her sexual awakening, and bugs. Scrotch Tape Robin Leach: Champagne Wishes & Caviar Dreams Leslie Liao Verified Stand-Up (Leslie Liao, Rosebud Baker, Dulce Sloan, Gianmarco Soresi) Everyday coffee Eclipse drama Later in life stand-up Working at Netflix Going from the office to the stage The Tonight Show Being in your 30s Dealing with people who don’t like you D’angelo The Leslie Show Bugs! Bryan’s interview snafus LESLIE: Tour https://leslieliao.komi.io/ Watch Leslie on Verified Stand-Up on Netflix LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You know when people say they’ve got their finger on the pulse? Well TCB is the opposite of that. But, what we do have our finger on is Theresa Caputo’s hair! We love Kyle Kinane Giggly Squad on tour Clue the movie Howard Finster Friday night dinner → Dinner With The Parents Bryan is officially done with 90 Day Fiance Royal Crackers Theresa Caputo on The Kelly Clarkson Show Bounty hunter hair A slap, a kick, and a death for Theresa! Theresa has to continue because we need content Krissy with the hard-hitting questions Takes a thirsty one to know a thirsty one The Soul Awards Theresa's motto: Talk Shit, Get Hit LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spooky season came early, because the Quantum Witch is here to explain quantum computing in a completely cool and chill way. A chiropractor meth orgy Don’t drink and drive! Coachella Paris Hilton playing cornhole (get ur bag, sis) Bryan & Krissy use Google! Prince being incredible Bob Seger’s electric underpants Respect RESPECT Bryan & Krissy don’t know that Dancing On My Own is a pillar of the gay community 33 Penis not featured

Bryan & Krissy run the gamut from poignant children’s media to social media nipples to humble brags on facebook.  Bluey We’ve got the warm and fuzzies Bandit For President! Dirt Nap got great reviews Matt Rife makes dv jokes and that's why people don't like him The instagram nipple rules The talk Having daughters Seeing women as human beings Social media predators People are going crazy in the suburbs Bryan is in a very judgmental mood Facebook: only good for marketplace Yahoos on Facebook Keeping up with the Joneses LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Kyle Kinane joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about following your dreams when nothing else is working out, Paul Giamatti, and the joys of being self-effacing. Polycules/Polecules We can’t get through whole article anymore 800 Pound Gorilla & Dirt Nap We are judgmentally pro-polycule The 7 year college experience Mike Tyson vs Paul Giamatti Hair metal Downers in the burbs Car stick figures Bitcoin Illegal activities The shackles of marriage Be the dick in the story Kyle’s start in comedy Jesus? Drugs? KYLE: Dirt Nap No Accounting For Taste (podcast) Tour https://kylekinane.com/ LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You want to see Bryan's old body? Subscribe to our Friendly Fans Only (no creeps)! It's the only way we make any money. Soaking Soak it, don’t poke it! The prostate Bryan wants to get catfished He’s a super-soaker Friendly Fans Only A 27 year old has his first kiss Everything “butt” Never kissing a man We don’t think he is prepared for this They’re not in the same league He was too stunned The listerine strips are a bit much Poor bastard LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's a dussy, you ask? Bryan will let you in on Dune's big secret, and you, too, will wish you had never heard it! The eclipse NextDoor on the eclipse We got some sweetie pie emails Dune, Timothee, & Zendaya The Dune popcorn buckets Men being disgusting Illegal advice from Bryan Someone needs to stop Bryan from making slurp noises A gross theater experience Swingin’ Richards Saluting! Bryan initiates a very unofficial typing test Do Bryan & Krissy know about actual typing tests where you don't count the words yourself? Bryan fights a possum LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy find themselves another Adam The Liar Lyons video, and learn that they have to create drama to get women. Gypsy Rose Blanchard Intermittent fasting Hurricane Katrina Bryan shouldn’t get into politics Bryan’s mom tries to get in touch Adam the Liar and his wife talk to other PUAs The liar stays lying! Adam’s got himself a boner The essence! Relationship Oscar talk by Adam Creating drama to get women Let Kelvin’s tongue do the work Channel the drama Triple G represent LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Preacher Lawson joins the crew at TCB to discuss big bladder energy, jokes gone array, and being known as The Booty Dude. Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Morning breath These men can’t have water before bed Big Bladder Energy Preacher getting fired Getting written up for being funny Loving Vegas Trying out a thin mustache Proving yourself right Auditioning for AGT The Booty Dude PREACHER LAWSON: Preacher's tour My Name Is Preacher (new special) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What do hot dog water, high colonics, and AI sex hotlines have in common? We don't know either, but that's what Bryan & Krissy are discussing. Jeff’s Jokes™ Atlanta smells like weed The war on preschool? A pragmatic pragmatist Why isn’t NextDoor on Jimmy Kimmel yet 711 hot dog seltzer Bryan judging the hot dog seltzer from his high horse High colonics & isolation tanks Circadian rhythms Bryan learns about emotional labor Krissy’s a good sexter The TCB Sext Hotline An AI Sexbot The history of Fakey B Bryan, an accidental joke stealer LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There's nothing quite like reading through suburban NextDoor, and the best people to guide you through that journey are, of course, Bryan & Krissy. The old diatribe Our best reviews Venezuelan propaganda Snapchat sidebar NextDoor is where it’s at baby Downtown NextDoor vs suburban NextDoor Co-sleeping Barbara Corcoran’s bedroom situation Shark Tank Joanna Hausmann is coming back to the show! Masters talk Golf drama! Snowman rules? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy return to another old faithful today: TLC & the many dramas of sister wives and God’s Plan. We’re scared! Conjoined twins One of them got married Bryan & Krissy need a lesson on conjoined twin anatomy Seeking Sister Wives A really old Ask TCB Leah’s probably had 18 tinder boyfriends by now Like Troy, Bryan is Breakin’ Free Bryan wants you to know he is sensitive Fuck-a-doodle-doo Garrick? It’s not God’s Plan, It’s Garrick Plans God ain’t worried about Garrick A murder! We got you a gym membership LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Neal Brennan has a new special on Netflix, and the first place he came to discuss it is The Commercial Break...right? A screener account P Diddy The bridge collapse (eclipse season) NFTs Doing ayahuasca by a six flags Irish Catholic Crazy athletes & sports that should be illegal Breaking norms Mike Tyson coming out of retirement Writing for nickelodeon Peanut butter and fluff Exposure therapy NEAL: Watch Neal’s special Crazy Good on Netflix! Neal’s website LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An important lesson when you're on the hunt for a Sheepsquatch: always check your thermals. Bryan & Krissy are back on the ground with Mountain Monsters. Being middle of the pack Bryan feels close to Conan A half-cryo machine The Tour de Fra Mr. D Everybody in the closet! The Poptart Story Mountain Monsters He’s got them huge horns Sneaky little sheepsquatch... HYAH! Shake that camera Don't swallow yer damn tobacco Plum outta dodge Bryan wants hard evidence LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We went in expecting Mountain Monsters, but came out with The Legend of Willy. It's a big day for TCB. Cold plunges & cold showers Roman baths A confusing pair of breasts Fan request! Mountain Monsters, The Moth Man! Huck, Buck, Suck, & Fuck Buck went DOWN What’s the first thing you want to see after you pass out and why is it Huckleberry and Jeff? Podcast misinformation WILLY RETURNS! Jaah! Jaah! The biggest bug zapper ever built The Mountain Monsters Murder Mystery What is this little noise? Mountain monsters + commercial break = no research Be into bridges LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices