The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Dan called 411 to try and fix his internet, and the Shipping Container cannot believe how old he is. It's time to introduce "The Old, Racist 411 Operator Who Sounds Slightly Like Joe Zagacki" to the world. Then, Mike, Roy, and Chris chat with Matthew Tkachuk, Josh Mahura, and Nick Cousins of the Florida Panthers. Plus, Billy and Tony have an idea for a Super Bowl Tour and Jeremy's theory about college QBs gets rejected. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Billy, Stugotz and Mikey react the the Ney York Mets' grounds crew latest round of shenanigans last night against the Marlins. Tim Kurkjian joins the show to calm Billy down and to preview a wild final weekend in the MLB regular season and looks ahead to the first round of the MLB playoffs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stugotz crowns the Lions the champs of the NFC north after their win over the Packers on TNF. Billy and Mikey A. wonder what the plan is for a fight or injury during the Pixar "Funday" broadcast of the Jaguars and Falcons this week from London. (13:00) Austin Ekeler experienced NFL Redzone for the first time last week and may have committed to doing a SB livestream with the show if the Chargers don't make it. (26:10) Chris Simms is excited for Dolphins vs. Bills and is high on CJ Stroud. (40:09) Stu Ya Gotz. (50:19) Ray Romano surprises Mike Golic, talks Jets struggles and his new life motto, "The river always wins." (1:06:31) Duke HC, Mike Elko, joins the show ahead of College Gameday visiting his campus for their game vs. Notre Dame. (1:17:30) Carl Douglas may have broken news while making picks with Brandon Siler, Gordie, K-funk, SherBear and Jason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew recaps the polls from the week, then Tony heads over to the Kaseya Center for the "No-Test" and delivers his Top 5 from Week 3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After discussing the Ohio State vs. Notre Dame game, the crew explain the joy you can get from watching your friends' sports teams suffer. Then, are you rooting for calamities during the Toy Story Game this weekend? And will your school get desperate enough for Urban Meyer? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We kick things off with this week's Thursday Thunder before diving into more Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce news and David's Top 5 Made-For-Money couples. Then, do you care about a MLB player hitting 40 homers and stealing 70 bases? Plus, the Kevin James revival and Tony's scorching hot take on mascots. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We continue our conversation on Damian Lillard and introduce our show's Parade of Gasbags for the news. Then, are we allowed to call for the firing of people in sports if we don't have the experience ourselves? Plus, David Samson and Adnan Virk are here to deliver their Top 5 Least Likely Movie Couples. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan, Mike, and the Shipping Container have had a night to sleep on the news of Damian Lillard to the Milwaukee Bucks, and they are...not coping well. The crew discusses Woj's reporting, the fallout for the Heat franchise, missing out on whales, Ryen Russillo getting our asses, and every other pathetic thing you want to hear from us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The show reacts to the breaking news of Damian Lillard being traded to the Milwaukee Bucks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan admits he loves to discuss the leaders of our industry, but this time it leads us to a Hall of Fame debate. We discuss Shannon Sharpe's rise through media and his comments on Chad Ochocinco's Hall of Fame chances. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donald Trump tried to buy a gun while under federal indictment which is...against the law...and former football coach Tommy Tuberville continues to spew hateful rhetoric in the U.S. Government. Then, Dan wants to watch a video from a hibachi restaurant, but it's time for everyone's favorite game: AGAINST THE SPREAD! Plus, Adam McKay is here to discuss his Horrifying Climate Fact of the Day with some more joy and discuss the launch of a "Tony and JuJu Show." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After taking a look at a classic Roy tweet from last week, the crew discusses the evolution of college offenses and Deion Sanders' approach to handling a star QB. Then, Dan was really offended that Billy asked if we're in his will, but now the floodgates have opened... Plus, the Useless Sound Montage, and Marty Smith joins for a MARTY PARTY and chat about his new book, the ACC's dominance, process over outcome, and marrying up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We rehash the reasons why David Samson killed Mike's love of the Marlins, and Billy and Jeremy discuss the rollercoaster of a season coming down to the final week. Then, the crew has informed Stugotz he could make money on OnlyFans, and he is in. Plus, Dan, Stu, and the Shipping Container join the Dan Patrick Show to discuss the Miami Dolphins and how Dan can continue to be an objective journalist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have a new and shocking development in the case of Stugotz's dyed beard. David Samson is here and joins Billy, Chris and Jeremy in their frustration over the Mets field conditions forcing a postponement to a Marlins-Mets doubleheader today. Then, Billy has a suggestion for the Marlins, eulogizing Brooks Robinson, and one of the greatest announcer calls in the history of baseball. Plus, David shares an old ticket-stub scheme and Mike has concerns about a new Inter Miami jersey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As the Denver Broncos crumble all around Russell Wilson, the superstar quarterback has never been more fascinating. Or more unknowable. But Nate Tice was Wilson’s backup, roommate, and occasional speechwriter at the University of Wisconsin. And to hear these college confessions — about a shirt-tucked, Timberlake-loving try-hard, who is possibly from outer space — is to finally understand the weirdest athlete on Planet Earth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stugotz, Greg, Billy, and Roy go to the Bucket of Death for Week 4 of the NFL season! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The ratings have been released by the NFL from the Taylor Swift game this weekend -- yes, the Taylor Swift game -- and the crew is blown away. Greg Cote continues to inform us about Andy the Bowling Ball, and Dan updates us on the latest with Chandler Jones. Then, Mike Norvell joins the show to discuss building a program at FSU, how college football has changed, and more. Plus, are we piling onto Zach Wilson? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How did Travis Kelce somehow become the right-wing's representation of "soft" after the Taylor Swift news? Then, Tiki Barber and Joe B, Mike Francesa changes his tune on Zach Wilson, and Micah Parsons has words for Tyreek Hill. Plus, Greg gives us the specifics of how he has prepared to dominate his bowling league. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Ryan joins us for a segment as Dan has up-to-the-minute news on the Miami Heat and Damian Lillard. Chris Cote introduces us to a new game called "Let's Nitpick!" Then, Ron Magill joins us to discuss conservation, his endowment, human remains in alligators, and more. Plus, the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce storyline continues to stay at the top of conversation with a new take from Elle Duncan that has us questioning the validity of the relationship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greg Cote is here for his usual Tuesday appearance and has never been so excited to discuss the Miami Dolphins. Then, Chris Cote is killing three Bucket of Death birds with one stone, and he tells us the story of getting a little too chummy with a Florida Panthers broadcaster. Plus, Mac Jones is a dirty quarterback, Damian Lillard updates, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices