The Horny Housewife

You..Me..& a whole bunch of listeners questions=) A few include; a husband who feels more drawn to porn than his wife because he feels judged by his "turn-ons"...he doesn't know how to tell her why lately he hasn't been pursuing her. Another listener wants to know how to "get over" the sensation of having to poo during anal. Todays topic of the hour; discussing 2 ways specifically you can banish the boredom blues; Dirty Talk & Role play. Can you learn how to dirty talk and what happens *if* it gets awkward? If a couple is interested in role playing whats some ways to go about it? Want more episodes? Join the Patreon! Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Factor Meals: Get fifty percent off your first box, plus twenty percent off your next box, with code housewife50 at FACTOR MEALS.com/housewife50. Bluechew: Receive your first month supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: If you’re 21+, you can get 15% off + a free pack of award-winning Dreams THC + CBN sleep gummies with our exclusive code: HOUSEWIFE at VIIAHEMP.COM Load Boost: Get 10% off your purchase using code "Housewife" at loadboost.com Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Today we are joined with Abigail Jensen aka @vibeslut and co-host of the Rat Girls podcast- we chat how to tell your partner you arent achieving the big O, getting present during sex as an overthinker, and if she could let men know one thing about sex what would it be?! We chat about her own personal relationship (and ex's), her grooming habits, her love of vibrators and more! Todays listener questions include toy recommendations for a wifey looking to stimulate her mans prostate internally (see below), a husband who married his high school girlfriend who wants to explore more (and so does wifey maybe)..is he broken or will this longing ever become reality? Listen to Rat Girls podcast on Apple Podcasts. Follow todays guest Abby Jenson @vibeslut Want more content? Bonus episodes( & audio erotica) over at the PATREON. www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout to get your first month supply FREE, just pay shipping at www.bluechew.com Beducated: Get 24 hours FREE all access + 50% off yearly pass using code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/jordyn-birthday Uberlube: Receive 10% off+ FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at checkout at uberlube.com Flure: Go to www.Flure.com or download the Flure app in your app store. Toys Recommended for stimulating male g-spot externally; The Bootie - simple,great for beginners, the shape is everything here The Duke - vibrates! Magic Missile Vibrating Ribbed Prostate Massager - (use code "housewife10" for a discount! ) Aneros Helix Syn Trident Silicone Prostate Massager - on the thinner side; great for beginners 10/10 - use code "housewife10"

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Todays episode I am discussing the practice & benefits of semen retention. Listener questions include the 411 on butt plugs, is there use for aesthetics? Foreplay? Kink? Penetration? Spoiler alert; all the above and more! Another listener is in a relationship with a man who insist the lights be off during sex and she is self conscious; she fears he may have a porn addiction and when she confronts him he stonewalls. Lastly a listener asks about BWC privilege. Does it exist? Or is he just on a "hot streak"? His words not mine. Let's discuss. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout at www.bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at www.VIIAhemp.com to get 15% off+ free sample pack of Dreams sleep gummies. Factor Meals: Head to FactorMeals.com/housewife50 and use code housewife50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box! Ask Anon www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on social media: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

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Whiskers update + my thoughts on keeping your maiden name. Today were discussing retroactive jealousy..do you fantasize about past partners? BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout at BlueChew.com

Today we have a high drive woman whose LTR already doesn't want sex as much as she does and him choosing porn only is taking away from the intimacy she wishes they had. She has found out he looks at naked women before they are intimate and effecting her self-esteem. One husband wants to know why his wife talks a big talk during the day - sex wise- then comes home to womp womp womp a woman uninterested. She may be tired, she may be many things- she could even be physically horny, but totally mentally tuned off! Another wife has a huge stinky issue- her husband. He smells- repulsive. So much so intimacy is difficult and she doesn't know how to tell him.... i attempt at a solution. Lastly another LTR where a woman shares that she has found out in the beginning when they were indeed exclusive her man slept with many women including his ex's; he constantly deletes and clears. Should she let this slide since it was so early on and everything is kosher up to date? Is she being insecure or is this a big red flag? Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepod BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout at BlueChew.com to get your first month supply FREE! Flure App: Download in your iOS app store or go to www.Flure.com BathMate: Get 10% off your order when you go to www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife VIIA Hemp: Use code "Housewife" to recieve 15% off your order + a sample pack of the Dreamy sleepy time gummies (21+) at VIIAhemp.com advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Today I was triggered by Pookie so I did the mature thing and vented in on the pod. All in good humor, "Pookie" is pookalicious & Jett is inspiring future gentlemen everywhere. Todays QUICKIE listener q is a husband who has given his wife the ultimatum on sex once a week..that or it would be dead. He is sick of feeling like his wife is bored and unwilling to receive pleasure..she shows ZERO interest. Whats a man to do....and whats up with his wife? BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "housewife" at BlueChew.com Join the Patreon here. www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Sponser A Quickie? admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Todays I am dying on the hill that childless vacations are vital for a marriage. I recently saw an uproar on the term "trad wives" and weigh in. Todays listener questions include a turned off wife whose husbands farts, burps and BO is a serious cock block- how is a girl to tell him when the hints are landing?! Another wife shares her husband has a history of sending inappropriate messaging to women...after repair and the relationship got better (including the sex) she got a gut feeling to look to see if anything was up..indeed it was. He has returned his old ways but seemingly worse: does she leave him? Lastly a listener wants the 411 on butthole hair removal. I got your back;) Todays topic of the hour; Reverse Cowgirl. Strap on your boots ladies. ASK ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here. BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE at bluechew.com using code "Housewife" at checkout! Beducated: Try 24 hours all access free using code "JORDYN" at https://beducate.me/jordyn + 40% off the yearly subscription. Uberlube: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% + FREE SHIPPING at uberlube.com Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com Follow me on social media: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Are you a fringe mom or unfairly iced out? Lets girl talk female friendships; men hang on. Wax Play 101 today from what is wax play, how it can be a power play or a sensual experience. Learn the difference between massage candle and wax play candles and where to start and what to know about. Naked Massage Candle by Seagrape Love Honey Vanilla Massage Candle (use code HOUSEWIFE10 for 10% off) Doc Johnson Japanese Hot Wax Drip Bondage Candles SHOP NEW MERCH @ www.THHmerch.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Today we have listener questions addressing how much "maintenance sex" should a couple be having? One husband wants to know how to confront his wife about her lack of drive. Another wife feels like she is married to an unwilling spouse and feels hopeless, let's discuss. BlueChew: Get your first month supply free by going to bluechew.com and using code "housewife" at checkout. Butter Wellness: Use code "housewife" to get 20% off the Personal Massager at butterwellness.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com shop new merch @ www.THHmerch.com Follow me on instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

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Today we are joined with Shanenn Bryant discussing insecurity, jealousy & low self worth. Shanenn not only shares her story of being a former obsessive insecure girlie and how she got to the place she is today; but also give us strategies to implement to be more present and aware of how we operate in jealousy. Todays listener questions include a man who has fallen in love with a married woman and is tired of being the side-piece..he feels he deserves more, I had many thoughts. Another listener shares his wife is questioning his solo pleasure time- she found lube in the office, and noticed he browse's under private...the husband feels his solo pleasure time is his private time and doesn't equate to how "into" is wife he is- he would like her to be curious in her questions not accusatory. How can they see eye to eye? To learn more about today guest go to : www.topself.com Listen to Top Self Podcast here. VIIA Hemp: Go to www.VIIAhemp.com to get 15% off your order + sample pack of sleepy time Dreams THC + CBN gummies using code 'HOUSEWIFE' at checkout. BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com to get your first month supply FREE. Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE shipping using code "housewife" at www.uberlube.com Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com SHOP THH MERCH @ www.THHmerch.com Follow me on instagram @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

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Is there such thing as "affair-proofing" or are we all just hanging on with crossed fingers? Let's discuss. Today one listener wants the tips on increasing taste down there, and more down yonder grooming aka anal grooming- I'm mentioning the hair no one wants to talk about=) Another listener wants to hear from the women; does masturbating during the day effect your sex drive later...if you get off earlier are you still DTF with your S.O? If you like erotica you should def check out the patreon aka audio erotica visit www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Todays EP is brought to you by: EveryPlate: www.everyplate.com/podcast get started using code "49housewife" Beducated: Try 24 hours free all access + 33% off lifetime pass! Go to https://beducate.me/pd2407-jordyn. Bluechew: Get your first months supply FREE just pay $5 shipping using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com Shop Merch at THHmerch.com Follow me on social media @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising Inquiries: Admin@pleasurepodcasts.com www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com > ask anon

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Shop new merch 2.7.24 @ www.THHmerch.com Are the 5 love languages all a hoax? Is porn addiction made up? Will my wife ever realize we both desperately need to get off? - these happen to be today's listener q's. Today we have a guest, Hannah Deindorfer, sex & intimacy coach with an incredible story of how she went from low self esteem, no sex drive, hopeless...to free, sexually liberated excited for life and able to help others. To Learn more about todays guest visit her website here and follow her on IG @thelibidofairy Todays Sponsors: Butter Wellness: Use promo code "housewife" at checkout to get 20% off the personal massager. BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" only pay $5.00 for shipping at bluechew.com. Beducated: Try FREE 24 hours using code "JORDYN" risk free + get 50% yearly subscription go to: https://beducate.me/pd2405-jordyn EveryPlate: Get a meal starting at just $1.49 PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak. MyBookie.ag Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

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Today I am joined with Dana B. Meyers; founder of Booty Parlor, author and voice of sexual empowerment discussing how she keeps her marriage of 19 years passionate, fun and sex filled. We chatted navigating resentments, asking for what you need and feeling good in your skin so you can actually enjoy sex! Keep the pussy alive ladies! She gives us her tips on scheduling sex and how its is actually a super sexy thing. She shares why she thinks she is having the best sex so far in her marriage and how she got to that point. Tune in for that & more! Todays listener questions include a 29 year old male who post breakup is struggling perform...is it mindset or an actual physical issue? Another listener says the sex is good, but not amazing "every time"..is this just LTR/marriage..or should he be expecting the good good, passionate, hot heavy..more often?! Another thing..did you know that ejaculating and orgasming don't always happen simultaneously? To learn more about todays guest go to: http://www.bootyparlor.com/ Shop Glamour Puss use code "JORDYN20" Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate starting at just $1.49 per meal PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to EveryPlate dot com/podcast and entering code 49housewife. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2403-jordyn and use code "Jordyn" to try Beducated FREE 24 hours + get 50% yearly subscription . BlueChew: Get your first month free *only pay $5 shipping) when you use code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast