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Author: Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts

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This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!

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Today I am joined with the CEO/Author of Wake Her Up and we are discussing her personal story of what happened when she woke up and her sex drive was GONE, she (thought)she hated her husband and he seemed to be the person to blame for why the spark was gone. Low and behold Marcella was in peri menopause..while this isn't the case for everyone relationship wise, her starting hormones rocked her world…for the better! Now she feels it’s her personal mission to help couples 35-55 to understand what is going on hormonally in the home that may be your biggest ‘cock block’ Learn more about Marcella here. Today’s listener questions include the use of jeweled butt plugs, multiple orgasms and a wife desiring an open marriage due to a religious upbringing. Tune in now! Join the Patreon for bonus content at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Beducated: Use code JORDYN to get 60% off Beducated’s yearly subscription at https://beducate.me/february Bathmate: Get 10% off using promo code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife Popstar: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at checkout get 20% off your order. VIIA Hemp: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off at https://viia.co/HOUSEWIFE  Bluechew: Try your first month free! Learn more at Bluechew.com
Today tune in to discuss tossing salad, obligatory sex (wives making sure to partake in order to keep their husbands) and why cheaters cheat- and what to do with the people we know IRL who aren’t being loyal to the person they call husband/wife. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon here. Want to ask a listener question? Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Fleshlight: Use code HOUSEWIFE at http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewife Popstar- Use code HORNY HOUSEWIFE for 20% off at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife or shop for popstar on amazon! Bathmate: Go to bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% off Beducated: Visit https://beducate.me/horny-valentine to get 60% off one year of Beducated use code JORDYN! Every Plate: get your first box 50% off by going to everyplate.com/podcast Bluechew: Try your first month FREE using code Housewife at checkout!
Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com To edge or not to edge that is the question; is edging great for men and an ultimate let down for women? Does the anticipation create a stronger climax, or the opposite? Today  ‘Mommy Gets Vulnerable’: we're doing an Ask Me Anything segment along with your personal fav; listener questions of course! Tune in to hear why prompted starting this podcast, how my sex life has evolved as a result, what me and daddy d’s favorite position is and more. As for the listener q’s we have one listener who has received a sort of “ultimatum” in the bedroom- what does he want? To go back to front…..hello UTI asshole lets chat. Another listener’s husband has turned to porn post his mother moving in their home and wifey is sexually starved and annoyed he is choosing porn over real life intimacy. Tune in to hear all of this and plenty more=) Join the Patreon here! Sponsors:  BlueChew: Get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: (21+) Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off your order at VIIAhemp.com Butter Wellness: Get 30% off using code HOUSEWIFE at butterwellness.com Pop Star: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE to get 20% off your order Sunny Situations: Receive 10% off your waterproof couples blanket https://www.amazon.com/promocode/A3OP110JHXTJPC  or go to sunnysituations.com and use code housewife.
FLESHLIGHT: promo code HOUSEWIFE go to http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewife In today’s EP a listener question begs the need for busting the ‘hearsay’ about herpes! HSV-1 is extremely common and instead of shying away were diving in. Another listener writes in to share his doctors suggestion for ED/PE….an SSRI ?!? Why, How and WTF. I am going over the side effects of SSRI’s, why docs use them to treat some sexual disorders and other natural routes you can take! In todays topic of ze hour; ICK’s. If you are in a LTR/marraige you most likely have gotten the ick from your spouse- thats OK. Maybe you are giving them the ick…and you dont even know! I have some ‘gentle’ reminders of what you may be doing to get in your own way inside and outside of the bedroom. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon.  ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code HOUSEWIFE at www.bluechew.com Sunny Situations: Receive 10% off the couples waterproof sex blanket at sunnysituations.com using code HOUSEWIFE or go to https://www.amazon.com/promocode/A3OP110JHXTJPC Beducated: Go to Beducated.com and use code JORDYN or click here: https://beducate.me/horny2025 to try the entire platform FREE for 24 hours + save $$ on yearly subscription! Feeld: Download the Feeld App in the Apple App Store or in Google Play
FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com. In today’s EP Jordyn is breaking the stigma on the word “horny” and what it TRULY means to be a “Horny Housewife” Buckle in for listener questions as today we have a “frustrated 50 year old” who desires a more ‘suitable’ erection. Between overcoming the mental battle and the urge to please -how does he combat the thoughts that make him go limp? Another listener is a married woman who wants to WANT to be freaky for her man, but the fact of the matter is after a long day she is tired! Can you relate to your sex life getting stagnant and switching up the same two positions?! Not a rarity in a marriage. Let Jordy hype you up and inspire you to get creative inside AND outside of the bedroom. Beducated: https://beducate.me/bg2502-jordyn use code JORDYN to get 24hours all access to entire platform + save $$$ on yearly subscription! VIIA Hemp: www.VIIAhemp.com use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% (21+) and if your new a gift of your choice! Bluechew: go to www.bluechew.com and use code HOUSEWIFE to get your first month supply free just pay $5 for shipping! Sunny Situations: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 10% off your order at https://www.amazon.com/promocode/A3OP110JHXTJPC Butter Wellness: get 30% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout.
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world.  Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com THH is officially on Youtube!! Tune in (or watch)  to hear why your sex life is probably boring and what to do about it. Why “spit is NOT suffice” -although still hot. The best tips for anal sex beginners (spoiler: we have a journey- it should be a fun journey!) and more in todays episode. If you love listener questions or are into audio erotica…the PATREON is the place for you. BlueChew: Try BlueChew free for a month using code ‘housewife” at checkout-just pay $5 flat for shipping! Go to BlueChew.com to learn more. EveryPlate: Get your first box 50% off + 1 month FREE at Planet Fitness using code Housewifepf at www.Everyplate.com/podcast Butter Wellness: Receive 30% off your Perinium Massager at Butterwellness.com using code “Housewife”. BathMate: Shop at BathMateDirect.com/hornyhousewife and do something for your manhood today! Listener Questions? ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Subscribe to THH Youtube at www.youtube.com/@THHpod
Today let us discuss nipple play, from nipple orgasms (yes in theory we can all have them- both men and women!) to technique mommys got you covered. Todays listener questions are slightly dark and did kinda make my jaw drop but girls gotta do her job. Pretty please make sure you are subscribed to my YOUTUBE channel www.youtube.com/@thhpod Beducated: Get 60% off the yearly pass + try FREE using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/jordyn25 VIIA HEMP: Get 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at VIIAhemp.com BlueChew: Receive your first month supply free using code HOUSEWIFE at bluechew.com Every Plate: get your first box 50% off plus your first month FREE at Planet Fitness by going to everyplate.com/podcast and entering code HOUSEWIFEPF WANT MORE LISTENER Q's?! Audio Erotica Anyone? Ask Anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
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Todays lets discuss too flirty coworkers, how to keep your toys lubricated & a follow up from last weeks ( the husband whose wife talks everyday to her old work peer) Topic of the hour... Squirting Methods: fingering her G-Spot- Technique Tips 101 Time stamp: 17:45 listener q's begin Bluechew: Get your first month free using code "Housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com just pay $5 for shipping! VIIA Hemp: 21+ get 15%off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at Viiahemp.com Uberlube: Recieve 10% off + free shipping using code Housewife at uberlube.com Iroha: Use code Housewife10 at usstore.iroha-tenga.com to get 10% off your purchase. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Follow me on IG @thhpod advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com Our Sponsor, Fleshlight, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Fleshlight is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com
In todays EP: "Post-Partum sex is a thing- lets discuss how to navigate as as supportive partner! Opposite sex friendships whilst married; what are your thoughts? Doomed? Inappropriate? Totally fine, let's be mature? Or just not worth it. Another topic stemming from a listener q- SLIME FETISH- all your nickelodeon dreams comin true =) Bluechew: get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA. Hemp: Receive 15% off using code HOUSEWIFE at VIIAhemp.com Iroha: Use code HOUSEWIFE10 to get 10% your order at https://usstore.iroha-tenga.com/the-horny-housewife Beducated: try 14 hours free + get 50% off using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/pd2452-jordyn Ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here! Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com
Why do women wear lingerie? To feel sexy? To provide a sexy visual their man? Both? Both. Today I am also discussing "quiet infidelity" aka cheating and no one finds out..... Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Bluechew: Get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com Uberlube: Recieve 10% + FREE SHIPPING using code HOUSEWIFE EveryPlate: Go to everyplate.com/podcast and enter code HOUSEWIFE599 to get 5.99 per meal and 50% off Butter Wellness: Black friday sale at www.butterwellness.com use code housewife to save $$$ Intro ends around 9 min in=) Follow me on social @thhpod ask ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
What are todays couples fighting about and why; spoiler alert KIDS MONEY SEX (& more!) Todays listener questions; cuck fantasies, a possible cheater, a resistant wife and more. Tune in now Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com  BlueChew: Get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Holiday sales 25% off sitewide and 50% off select items (21+) VIIAhemp.com code HOUSEWIFE Bathmate: bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife Beducated: Get 60% off the yearly pass for life using code JORDYN60 at https://beducate.me/blackfriday JOIN THE PATREON follow me on @thhpod ASK ANON www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: Housewife at http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewife Join the Patreon here. Butter Wellness: BLACK FRIDAY DEAL use code housewife at checkout at butterwellness.com to save 30% BathMate: Shop and save 10% at Bathmatedirect.com/HORNYHOUSEWIFE Blue Chew: Try your first month free using code housewife at bluechew.com; just pay $5 for shipping! Listener Q's start around 8:30min in
What happens as we age? Libido decreases and so does the wetness- but alas we have solutions! Our Sponsor, Fleshlight, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Beducated: Get 60% off the yearly pass for LIFE! Plus try RISK FREE at https://beducate.me/november60 Bluechew: Get your first month supply free using code HOUSEWIFE at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: 21+ get 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE Butter Wellness: Code HOUSEWIFE gets you 15% off your purchase at butterwellness.com
Today guest is Che Durena; we are discussing his rise in comedy (7.6 mill on tiktok) and how from a young age comedy was apart of his life ( i asked about what trauma induced such humor=)) Che reveals his previous and current relationship status and what sex looks like as a stand up comic traveling the country. Listeners wrote in to ask Che what is his type, his pubic hair prefs on ze ladies and we helped some mommies and daddies who wrote in about their own relationships aka **Che's relationship tips based on his personal experience ** Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Che Durena is the host of the podcast Dark Holes which is available anywhere you listen to podcasts=) Join the Patreon here! ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com BlueChew: Get your first month free using code housewife at bluechew.com Uberlube: Get 10% off+free shipping using code housewife at checkout. EveryPlate: Go to Everyplate.com/podcast and enter code HOUSEWIFE599 to get 5.99 per serving plus 50% off your first box! Butter Wellness: Get 20% off your purchase using code housewife at butterwellness.com
FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com  Listener Questions: A wife who wants her husband to WANT her again but he cant look at her the same.... Next, a woman who LOVES the sex but doesn't always climax and doesn't really having a driving desire or need too....can anyone relate?! One man wants my opinion on fleshlights vs vibes. The girlie pops get vibrators, what about men having a pocket pu$$?! Todays topic of ze hour; increasing sexual confidence: tips and tricks=) Join the patreon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Todays sponsers: BlueChew: Get your first month free using code Housewife at checkout a bluechew.com POPSTAR: Get 20% off your first order using code HORNY HOUSEWIFE at www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Butter Wellness: Receive 15% off your purchase at butterwellness.com using code HOUSEWIFE VIIA Hemp: If you’re 21+, head to Viiahemp.com and use the code HOUSEWIFE to receive 15% off
In todays EP discussing what to do when your partner wants to know your porn search history! A wife who has discovered her husband loves feet and how to play it up- and I am interviewing Dr Christina Jerger @iamdrchristina all things feminine energy, pussy gazing and submitting to your man in the bedroom! Bluechew: Try your first month free by using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com Beducated: Try 24 hours FREE using code JORDYN60 visit https://beducate.me/jordyn60 PopStar: Get 20% off your purchase by going to https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Fleshlight: Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Find more info on todays guest at https://femsaloud.com/coaching follow her on IG at https://instagram.com/iamdrchristina ASK ANON & Join the Patreon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com intro ends around 9ish min
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com BlueChew: Get your first month FREE, just pay $5 shipping when you use code housewife at checkout! VIIA Hemp: (21+) get 15% off your purchase when you use code housewife at VIIAhemp.com Popstar: use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE for and extra 20% off your first order at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Follow me on IG @thhpod Join the Patreon Time Stamps: listener questions start around 9min mark
How long should good sex be? I took a poll what is the ideal sex time; quickies, >20 min, or hour+...tune in to find out what the listeners had to say. Today I am discussing my maybe harsh opinion on your spouse "letting themselves go"- along with answering your burning listener questions! One husbands wife seems to be ashamed of her love of her bbc dildo...among man other toys. He found out she is much hornier than she lets on and its driving him wild! Another listeners husband is back from a 9 month rotation in the military and prior the couple had sex multiple times a day- now that he is back he cant even get hard! Dear listener is taking quite the hit to her self confidence, her man says it has nothing to do with her, but she cant help but feel like shit. Do you love listen questions? Audio erotica? Want bonus content? JOIN THE PATREON. Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com  Time stamps: listener questions 13min topic of the hour 45 min Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 40% off yearly pass using code jordyn at https://beducate.me/october BlueChew: Get your first month of blue chew FREE -only pay $5 for shipping. Go to Bluechew.com and use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. EveryPlate: Join EveryPlate today and pay only $2.99 per meal, PLUS get 50% off your first box, for all box sizes! Get this amazing deal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code HOUSEWIFE299 Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE shipping using code HOUSEWIFE at uberlube.com Popstar: Receive 20% off your order at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife
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Currahee Stands Alone

ketmine is a crazy trip/high. it's almost like a disassociate.

Feb 15th
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Crystal Tooker

your threesome advice was terrible! Coming from a poly person and my relationship starting off monogamous. I was the one that brought up a threesome with my husband and wanted it and also wanted to include other people in our relationship. 15 years later we have a super loving relationship with multiple people. Just because a relationship is my dog a mess to start with doesn't mean that just because one person realizes that they're poly makes them bad

Dec 22nd
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