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The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question.
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Today's topic of the hour: eating pussy- tips for the givers AND receivers! Listener questions today include a wife venting about her man needing porn to achieve orgasm; it is to the point where he has to watch during intercourse, it is giving all the symptoms of porn addiction- where to go from here? Another husband shares his frustration after snooping and finding out his wife has lied about situations in her past; is this any of his business, is this betrayal on her part? Or his? Another husband is on the hung to upgrade his wife's vibrator- his wife likes something powerful...I have the perfect fit. Do you like audio erotica? Join the PATREON!
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Today I am joined with Dr. Alison Ash discussing "attachment styles" - to learn more about todays guest go to Turnon.love
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Today, we’re sharing a preview of one of our favorite podcasts: American Sex. On a mission to change our dysfunctional relationship with shame & pleasure, hosts Sunny Megatron & Ken Melvoin-Berg tackle taboo topics with lighthearted humor & down-to-earth relatability. This clip is from episode 170 Taboo BDSM Play. In it, guest Mollena Williams-Haas discusses making sense of our darkest, deepest, most unspeakable kinky fantasies.
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Happy Monday- mommy is getting vulnerable! Todays listener questions include a husband who feels he didnt marry his true blue 'soul mate'- all is well, and he wants to stay together- but sometimes the longing for more hits and he wonders what to do. Another husband is searching for better pregnancy sex, which positions are ideal for his wife comfort wise? Also the 411 on pregnancy sex is always a good run-down. Today I am joined with Dr. Allison Ash (bio + info below) we are discussing the pressures couples put on themselves in the bedroom, discussing solution/steps to create opportunities for desire in your relationship. If you want hott sex, you have to be intentional and you can create long lasting sustainable good sex if you both are wiling! Tune in now=)
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Dr. Alison Ash, aka Dr. Aly, is a trauma-informed intimacy coach and educator, Stanford University Lecturer, author, and founder of TurnON.love. As a sociologist with a PhD from Stanford, she has a comprehensive understanding of the complex societal challenges that often lead to unsatisfying and disempowering intimate experiences. Visit https://www.turnon.love/about to learn more!
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Today, we’re sharing a preview of one of our favorite podcasts: Private Parts Unknown. Private Parts Unknown is a Bourdain-style podcast exploring sex, love, relationships, gender, and seductive subcultures around the world. Join host Courtney Kocak and expert guests for hilarious, sex-positive conversations — destigmatizing everything from abortion to Ashley Madison, polyamory to PMDD, sex work to Shibari, and more. Travel series include Helsinki, Finland; Mexico City, Mexico; and Tokyo, Japan. In this preview, Courtney shares all the titillating and mind-opening details of her first happy-ending massage. This is a radical and refreshing take on being a consumer of sex work from a feminist perspective. Listen to more Private Parts Unknown on your favorite podcast player at https://pod.link/1154304419, and learn more at https://privatepartsunknown.co
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Happy Monday! Today listener questions begs the question "is it considered cheating" I polled my listeners and many opinions came in. What constitutes cheating? Is watering an opposite sex friendship (aka alone time together) begging for trouble? Tune in for the listener question tea. Today I am joined with Amy Baldwin and April Lampert from "Shameless Sex" podcast- we are discussing what shame-free sex really means; as well as deep diving on all things sex toys- from great "first toys" to incorporate in the bedroom, to couples toys, anal play including stimulating the prostate.
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Todays listener questions include a divorced man who has fallen in love..his only secret is that he uses viagra..every single time. He says telling her is off the table- he wants mildly toxic advice but what about the longer term problem/solution!? Next a man whose wife never ever initiates, he knows its not low libido as she masturbates and watches porn regularly- what is a guy to do? How will he confront her? Lastly a husband who has a cuck fantasy and would like tips on how to share/introduce into the bedroom. Dirty talk, etc...
Todays topic of the hour; arousal. You will learn the different types of arousal and the differences between male and female arousal.
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Are you a fan of adult entertainment? Then, you've got to listen to; Holly Randall Unfiltered. In this sample from Holly's show, the iconic performer Adriana Chechick joins Holly for an interview that shows Adriana's MANY sides! You’ll hear about her upbringing in foster care, her honest reflections on career regrets, and why she finds gangbangs empowering. Adriana will surprise you with her brutally honest insight on a storied career that brought her so much fame, and why she has decided to leave it all behind.
It's back to school and I want to normalize moms not missing their children at school. Happy Monday Freaky Fam- todays listener questions include a husband who averages 45 minutes every sexual encounter w/his wife aka lasting a little too long (25 min is ideal imo), next a wife who fear her husband lacks game as flirting consists of tit grabs and jokes...shes looking for something sexier, is there hope? Another listener desires to aide in his wife squirting at climax, is this a possibility? Can every woman squirt? Todays topic of the hour; male jealousy. Healthy jealousy, primal jealousy, and destructive, unhealthy jealousy. Tips on how to manage jealousy in relationships and navigating this normal human emotion.
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I polled the listeners and got the scoop on BEST foreplay and WORST foreplay. Spoiler alert; we love massages and we hate pussy grabs (sometimes). Todays listener questions include a women who is very sexually adventurous w/a very vanilla guy- is this her forever reality and is she settling? Another listener is engaged to be married and his wife to be's libido has taken a nose dive....will this be a reoccurring issue? Lastly a female who wants help rekindling the flame in the seasons of littles....aka little kids. Many can relate; this too shall pass. Todays topic of the hour- the 5 types of female orgasms. Tune in now=)
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I am in my landing strip era and Im here to inspire you to change up your pubic hair per usual. Today's topic; "his needs, her needs" a very famous book written by Dr. Willard Harley Jr discussing the 10 emotional needs and how this plays a vital role in staying happy and fulfilled in your marriage...aka having a good sex life too. I paraphrase the top 10, discuss why women have different needs than me and why an emotionally fulfilled woman is a hornier woman and happier wife. Men you want more sex? Give her more affection. Women you think he only cares about sex, gain understanding. Today we are learning one another's POV in regards to needs/desires and it directly effects your sex life. Emotional intelligence leads to happier more sustainable marriage. Todays listener questions include a wife who wants to convince her man to bring another man in the bedroom. Another wife is going to start working with her husband in the office and found out about "other office women" through her mans group chat- the tea is piping with this one and we've got some real talk to lay out. Should she work with him? He is being disrespectful? How should she handle? Lastly we have a man whose wife has asked him to finish on her chest but he is paranoid his load size is small and wimpy and will turn her off- how can men increase their load size? I asked and yall came through with the responses....tune in now=)
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ketmine is a crazy trip/high. it's almost like a disassociate.
your threesome advice was terrible! Coming from a poly person and my relationship starting off monogamous. I was the one that brought up a threesome with my husband and wanted it and also wanted to include other people in our relationship. 15 years later we have a super loving relationship with multiple people. Just because a relationship is my dog a mess to start with doesn't mean that just because one person realizes that they're poly makes them bad