New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to Michelle about life as a construction worker. She’ll tell you about smurfing, dumper trucks and what happens when you put a building in the wrong place. There’s a chat about landfill, cranes, Joe gets a gift, Tom doesn’t, and we break down builder stereotypes. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have new merch! Get your caps, hoodies and signed tour posters here: joemarler.co.uk/shop This is it. The Joe Marler Show live tour has come to an end, and what a ride it has been. Our final stop is Bristol, a city which has produced many a famous individual, including comedian Russell Howard, writer Stephen Merchant, Hollywood actor Cary Grant and... Darth Vader? Joe, Tom and Ryan have a lovely time exploring this beautiful city, enjoying a cider along the way and visiting an original Banksy... who we now would like to get on the podcast if anyone knows who he actually is?  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You are listening to Radio Marler, where Joe and Tom are joined by a very special guest, Jordan North! He tells us about his journey from Kit Kat Radio to prime time radio 1, the time he tried to chat to Brad Pitt about corned beef hash and the secrets about how the jungle actually works. Plus, we take a deep dive into the difference between 'dinner' and 'tea', and we find out what Ant and Dec are like in real life. To listen to Jordan's podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' click here: https://podfollow.com/sextedmyboss NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are two types of passengers at airport security. Those who come prepared with their liquids in bags, and no strange items in their cabin luggage, and those who don't. Which one is Joe? You can probably guess. He meets his match in today's episode, with our guest Charlotte, who is a manager at Manchester Airport Security! She tells us about the strangest items she has ever found in people's bags, the biggest bug bares when people don't pick up their trays and reason you can't bring a tub of butter on a flight with you. She also takes absolutely none of Joe's attitude, which is always fun. NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop Joe, Tom and Ryan are exploring Manchester this week, a city renowned for its vibrant music scene, its passionate football culture... and a statue of Mahatma Gandhi? This episode features a man called Martin in a record shop, an intense ice lolly race, and a wedding invite to a place called 'Tinder Hall'. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have a very special episode for you this week, as we bring you an essential guide to the coronation of King Charles III. We are joined in the studio by royal correspondent, Emily Nash, who can answer all of our important questions such as how much will it all cost? What will he and Camilla arrive in? Who makes the invite list? And will King Charles wear a GoPro on his head as he is anointed? To listen to Emily's podcast, 'A Right Royal Podcast', click here: https://podfollow.com/1660605216 New JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop We’re in Birmingham! Before heading to the live show, Joe, Tom and Ryan visit some of Birmingham’s top landmarks and recreate an iconic photo outside an All Bar One. Plus there’s some highlights from our Birmingham show, including a juicy story about an ex and a rap from listener Molly.  To get any last minute resale tickets for Manchester, click here: https://stollerhall.com/box-office/choose-seats/?EventInstanceId=220601 To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New JMS caps available here: joemarler.co.uk/shop In this episode, Joe and Tom are joined by Jess Phillips, Labour MP for Birmingham Yardley. She’ll tell you what it’s really like inside the Houses of Parliament and gives her brutal assessment of Dominic Raab, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss and many more. We could have talked to Jess all day, and we hope she comes back for a second part.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shop Joe, Tom and Ryan are in Glasgow for the first leg of their UK-wide tour. They learn about their host city, eat battered Mars bars and learn about the airport from taxi driver Gordon. Plus there’s a review of their first live show as listeners go home happy from the Glee Club.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How many of us would fail our driving test if we had to retake it today? Most of us, probably. Luckily, we are joined by Aman this week, who is a driving instructor, and can tell us everything we need to know about driving better. Joe and Tom talk to her about the worst types of student, the most stupid ways to fail your test and 'aggressive vs passive' drivers. Joe also devises a ridiculous way to make parallel parking a lot easier... To follow Aman's Youtube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/@ClearviewDriving Or to follow her on Tik Tok, click here: https://www.tiktok.com/@clearviewdriving?lang=en To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat, a hoodie or any other merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The monthly 'Show Growing Committee' returns, as chairman Joe Marler receives a progress report from his team about how the podcast world domination is going. Tom has updates from some of our listeners regarding their show growing efforts, as well as some handy voice notes up his sleeve containing useful guest ideas. Ryan still hasn't had any luck with Barry from Eastenders, but has high hopes to book Michelle Obama, Greta Thumberg or a builder called Robbie on the show. The Show Growing Committee will meet once a month to discuss updates from the listeners. To get in contact with any ideas, or to tell us how you have been growing the show, simply email joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk or drop us a message on social media. To apply to be a guest on the show, tell us what you do by clicking on this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScAHvvvz2tiHmQ0R62bay9SLYdUJzbWh9FgRnVpQ6SeoICeXQ/viewform Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week is Grand National week, the biggest event in horse racing! We are joined in the studio by Tom Scudamore, AKA 'Racing Tom' who has competed at the highest level, and can tell us everything we need to know about being a jockey. He shares with us his ludicrous list of injuries and tells us all about the sacrifices you have to make as a jockey by basically never eating. Joe also asks all the important questions, like how horses are named, which is the best horse ever and how to pick a winner at The Grand National. Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest today is Marcus, who is a police officer in the Hertfordshire Constabulary. He currently works as a neighbourhood officer, which means his job can vary from discovering drug dens, to listening to people complain about their fences. Marcus also was diagnosed with autism within the last year, and he speaks very openly about how this effects and enhances his role as a policeman, and how he would like to make the police force more neurodiverse. Joe and Tom also put some tougher questions to him about the recent controversies that have been reported within the Metropolitan Police force. Oh, and Joe manages to handcuff himself of course... To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ This week we are joined by Neil, who is a professional cattle hoof trimmer! Neil spends his days essentially giving cows pedicures, and caring for their hooves... yes, this may be our most niche episode ever. You will hear some chat about how cows have different personalities, a debate about if Joe could outrun a cow, and a fascinating (albeit, slightly graphic) deep dive into how cattle breeding works. There is also a section with Joe on all fours, pretending to be a cow, obviously. To see some cattle hoof trimming, you can follow Neil on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/njb_hoofcare/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest this week is Nick, who was a supermarket manager for 21 years before recently getting out of the 'game'! Joe and Tom ask him everything you'd expect, including how often do shoplifters get caught? How does the reduced section work? And can you get sacked for being too slow on the checkouts? Nick also tells us about the time a customer shouted at him and accused him of hiding chicken. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest this week is Chris, who is a removal man from Hull and someone who can identify how much something weighs just by looking at it. They talk about disgusting houses, weird things you find in people's attics and the best way to dismantle a pool table. There is also a revelation that the ‘PIVOT’ sofa in friends would actually have been really easy to get up the stairs. To follow Chris’s removals page on Tik Tok, click here: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_removal_guys To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, our honoured guest in the studio is the delightful William Hanson, who is an etiquette coach and possibly the only person who can teach Joe Marler how to improve his manners.... or try at least. In this episode, you will hear conversation regarding 'pet-iquette', how to deliver a proper handshake, and what to do if someone opens a bag of smelly food on the train. There is also some very unsavoury chat involving faeces and a Pringles tube. You can listen to William's podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' here: https://podfollow.com/sextedmyboss Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order, order! Welcome to the first official meeting of The Show Growing Committee, consisting of chairman Joe Marler, co-host Tom Fordyce and producer Ryan. This is a brand new monthly feature, where the team will plot their route to greatness. There is but one goal - make The Joe Marler Show the biggest podcast in the world! So where to begin? Well, the answer is with YOU. The aim of this committee is to give power to the listeners and to take The Joe Marler Show to new heights. How? By sharing your show growing efforts, by applying to be on the show and by spreading the word about this podcast. Together, we can #GrowTheShow The Show Growing Committee will meet once a month to discuss updates from the listeners. To tell us how you have been growing the show, simply email joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk or drop us a message on social media. To apply to be a guest on the show, tell us what you do by clicking on this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScAHvvvz2tiHmQ0R62bay9SLYdUJzbWh9FgRnVpQ6SeoICeXQ/viewform Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Joe and Tom are joined by a postal worker, who couldn’t give us his real name, so we called him Pat... because what else do you call a postal worker? They talk about everything you’d expect, including how the postal service works, angry dogs biting fingers, and why you should never leave a parcel in a dustbin thinking it is a ‘safe space’. Enjoy! Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In February 2022, Vladimir Putin began an invasion of Ukraine. Twelve months later, our guest in the studio is Colin, a foreign correspondent who has been on the show before and has also spent the last year reporting from inside the war. He gives Joe and Tom his account of how the events unfolded, what it was like being in Kyiv during the initial invasion and the effect that Putin’s actions have had on the people in Ukraine. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices