The Morning After STL

10:00 - Discussing Missouri's win last night 10:15 - Gabe DeArmond of PowerMizzou.com on all things Tigers 10:30 - Our reaction to Greg Amsinger's comments on the Opening Drive 10:45 - Messaging in sports Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dustin from 5P Academy and Hustle & Heart Sports Performance joins us. What's the glory hole sitch at the gym? Trying to get Doug out to the tryout to wear some spandex. What about the varicose veins? Audio of Drink talking about the crowd last night. The new SEC on ABC theme song. Is Lainey Wilson still caked up? Drops of the Week. The Iggy Bagel. Iggy Azalea's OnlyFans. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taking a train to Chi-Town. TMA Beef Flow Chart. Jackson's weekend plans. Piddles is moving. Is he trying to get away from the gentiles? Shannon is GORGEOUS. Ten-cent oysters. Gabe DeArmond joins us to talk about the big night in Columbia. A dominant defensive effort last night. Was there anything that would cause concern? Nate Noel and Marcus Carroll. Anticipation and expectation compared to 2008. Drew Pyne as the backup. Early season rankings are silly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Doug will be hanging at the Gravois Arm of the Lake this weekend. Where was Bobbi Althoff last night? Seems like the Cardinals are trolling us after the Pham release. Audio of Greg Amsinger on The Opening Drive talking about Cardinals fans and attendance. The attendance and apathy problem has been brewing for a while now. Tragedy in the NHL as Johnny Gaudreau and his brother Matthew were killed in an auto accident in New Jersey. HUGE win in CoMo last night. Murray State was completely overmatched. Noel and Carroll looked good. Audio of one of Gabe's voicemails from last night. Chairman snuck a uniform question in. Which SEC stadium is the most promiscuous? TMA Audience Wars are heatin' up. Bottle service. Chairman's interview with Warson Woods Wacko's daughter ahead of the IQ Test Challenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10:00 - Giving takes on Twitter 10:15 - Missouri Football 10:30 - Trivia 10:45 - Anthony Rendon and the 28 Angels who have played 3rd base since he joined the team Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EMOTD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark Milton is in the house as the 8:00 hour gets underway just after 9:00. Talking about the City Earnings Tax refund. More with Milty.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

M-I-Z. It's game day and we'll take your predictions for tonight's game. Coming up on the papal conclave for the August Milagro Tequila Listener of the Month. Tim brought the heat on KSDK. If you're gonna hook up with another man present, make sure it's a stranger. Iggy is retiring from sleeping with listeners. Terry Weigel tales. Are the young more promiscuous now than 30 years ago? Lemay Bar Mitzvahs and Hoosier Quinceañeras. DraftKings Cal checking in. He's not happy he can't win listener rewards from out of town. Yesterday's Creator Classic. People are sending in their driving distance. Iggy's cozy cut. Not a lot of movement on the IQ Challenge in the last 24 hours. Boston Market was a Glory Hole Emporium. Where did Lix go to University? Wacko calling in to settle things with Ky. What's his net worth? Now Sweet Sweet Ky is on the line as we enter the 9:00 hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10:00 - The Cardinals DFA'ing Shawn Armstrong 10:15 - Music history and The Cardinals plan (or lack thereof) for the coming offseason 10:30 - Trivia 10:45 - College football Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Breaking down the deaths of 2Pac and Notorious B.I.G. DFS Showdown. Is it sundae or sunduh? Keegs had a grease missle at GCoW. How's Normandie coming along? Eyes Wide Shut: Good or Bad? Do you wear a mask when you go to sex parties? Where's Jackie? Counting human holes. Do nipples have holes? Ken's Six Flags ban. Sharon in Clayton. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The top kink that women love that men are missing out on. It's not MMF, spitplay, or pegging. It's Affirmation Play. What tastes like Christmas? Is Jackson banty today? Can the Tigers cover the 47 point spread. If the starters are playing in the 4th quarter, that's a problem. How fired up will this city be on September 5th when the Chiefs take on the Ravens on TNF. Doug has a hot take on sewer systems. Perhaps the dumbest question in the history of the show is asked. IQ Test update. Who invented fire? Bill Fire. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Big three-day weekend coming up. Hair Davis Payne. Jackson's freshly shorn. Cards actual attendance from Monday night. Derrick Goold's chat yesterday on STLToday. Not much of a sense of urgency from the front office and ownership. Kiley McDaniel's Top 10 players born in 1999 and 2001. Cardinals aren't represented. Masyn Winn makes the list of top players born in 2002. Things aren't on the verge of turning around with the lack of top, young prospects. Just 34 hours from kicking off the Tigers season. A message from Drink to the fans ahead of the game. Drink's more popular than ever right now. Doug's live reaction to the Mizzou uni reveal video. Iggy spitballing ideas for the next video. Muffin Tops. Introducing the first ever TMA Banty Brew. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10:00 - The Cardinals continue to draw record-low attendance numbers 10:15 - How has sports fandom in St. Louis changed in the 21st century 10:30 - Mike Shildt's return to STL 10:45 - The Cardinals not building off of 2022 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penal conditions at the ball yard tonight. Audio of Vin Scully talking about Johnny Gomes and a wolf attack. Breaking news in the podcast world. The Kelce Brothers reached a $100M deal for New Heights. Why didn't we become pop stars? Winning the Seckman talent show. Ken Kruger. Iggy could drop a tune back in the day. Amateur vs. Mid-Am. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chairman Kurt finally made it in. Unfortunate oversleeping situation. Gotta love 270. Grates. Good news Doug, Bailey's is coming back. BELOW me. Doug claims he's not on KMOV anymore, but we know the truth. Connor Stallions claiming innocence in the new documentary. The Steve McNair doc. 99-00 Rams. Joe Lunardi doesn't have Mizzou basketball in the tournabee. Doug is down on Lunardi. Trent Green and Orlando Pace may join us tomorrow on the 25th anniversary of Green's injury. Are the new TMA caps waterproof? Billet moms and dads. Larry Nickel talking WWE. RIP Sid Vicious. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Redbirds lose last night. Busch Stadium was a tumbleweed farm last night. Padres booth even talked about it. Are changes coming? The DeWitt’s. Mike Shildt’s comments before the game. Missouri Tigers kick off in 2 days. Hotels in CoMo. The Cardinals' root issues. What if Stan bought the Cardinals? Q in the Lou canceled. What’s up with brick-and-mortar banks? Ed and Brodie join us. Jackson will never step foot in SoFi Stadium. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10:00 - Jackson vs. Sammy Hagar fans 10:15 - The Cardinals win another series and their playoff odds 10:30 - Missouri football kicking off Thursday 10:45 - Jackson's crazy stats Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

James Carlton is in studio and it's game week. The Colonel joins us to talk Mizzou and Murray State. Gabe's taking voicemails, not live phone calls. Keep em under two minutes, and don't get him kicked off YouTube. Superchats get through automatically. Underestimating the difficulty of making the College Football Playoff. Replacing Cody Schrader. How much time will the starters get on Thursday? Emphasis on selling out Faurot for the opener. Thursday night date night at Faurot. SEC hotseats. Which game is ripe for lesbianism? Coach Vaughn is out. EMOTD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Doug, the Doggies and the Timbers. YouTuber reveals the least appealing trait in men and there's backlash on Twitter. Playing videogames tops the list. Libby Jack. Iggy's problem with Golf Rival. What's the most unattractive thing about a woman? Bringing back Big Tobacco. Bed sores from video games. What's worse: cheating or videogames? Watching others play video games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come virtually kiss us in the YouTube chat. TMA Exclusive: sources say Gabe will be taking calls on the post-game show. James Carlton is a calming essence. Congrats to Mark Hannah. Hot Balm. College Football is back. FSU and Georgia Tech. Nick Saban's hair. Don't say Rutgas, and don't say Ballgum. Audio of Drink on Week 1 expectations. Redbirds grab 2 of 3 from the Twins. Mike Shildt coming to town. Will he get a standing ovation? NL Wild Card picture. Doug doesn't know about Avenue of the Saints. Pfffttt. Negotiating with the talent for the IQ Test. RushTok. Who doesn't like cookies? Pork steaks and milk. You ever had a dilly bar? Indoctrinating the youngs into the world of steak fries. Oldest restaurants in St. Louis. Ruining front butts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices