The Morning After STL

(00:00-27:30) Don't say antebellum. The veal is the best in the city. Pocket chicken tenders. Gen Z's hyperbolization. Don't say dude to Doug. Chairman Steve knows the pizza culprits. Jackson and Steve are at loggerheads over when the theft happen. Chairman gets to the bottom of it. What a response from Wemby. Jackson's big misremember Wednesday. Everybody is a woke loser. Best of three for the Sabres and Canadiens.(27:38-45:59) The Toronto Maple Leafs have fired Craig Berube. Twitter reply guy. Dan Janson with an update from Glen Echo number 8. The Olympic torch still burns brightly. Be below the cup. Aim at the birdhouse. Which sport recycles coaches the most? Sybians in the driver seat.(46:09-1:13:14) Jackson likes to show off for the guests before they join us. People want Tim's pick for the PGA Championship. Joined by head coach of the Illinois Fighting Illini, Brad Underwood. What's life like in mid May for the Final 4 coach? The whirlwind of a Final Four run. Talking the future of the program and how the timeline works for him following a season. Keaton Wagler preparing for the NBA Draft.  Coach's thoughts on the expanded NCAA tournament field. His thoughts on scheduling.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-17:11) Doug's journalistic chops won't permit it. Cards get another road win. Best road record in MLB. Andre Pallante, bend not break. MC Lyte. Brad Underwood going to join the show at 9. Doug's a little thin on exposure right now. The dancing girls are future nurses. Herb's well hung and Martin's a size queen. Size Queen is a compliment. The audience is divided on having Brad Underwood on.(17:19-36:45) Thanks for the geography lesson, Lisa. Are the stepdads cuter in Chicago or St. Louis? Audio of Oli Marmol talking about putting up four runs in the first. What are the odds McGreevy makes it to The Dotem? It's like when you ask the waitress for a massage. High on Dirty Dan The Garbage Man. Dodgers lookin' up at the Cardinals in the wild card standings.(36:55-54:16) Pusha T. Iconic piano. The word iconic is getting thrown around too loosely lately. Tim's iconic order. Hoosier bonding. Audio of Eli Drinkwitz giving an update on Ahmad Hardy's condition. According to reports Hardy asked his doctors if he could start playing "mid-season." Quarter inch from something much more serious.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we’re back... the audio bake sale. Jackson messed up the YouTube briefly but we are back. Iggy vs. Wi-Fi. Ken Strode, Cuck by trade. Iggy vs. Beercats. Talking all-you-can-eat restaurants. Tiger Woods news. “Do I need internet for my laptop?” We talk baked goods and the Hill.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

No obvious lede today. The news on Ahmad Hardy seemed to be more encouraging as the day went on yesterday. The cameras are fixed today. Call me insatiable again, see what happens. Cool For The Summer's wikipedia page is rich with text. Corbin got em. Expanding the Boi Empire. Pigeon Pie. Lousy with catchers. ATMA is an audio bake sale. McGreevy is gonna "try" to call in a 9. Old Busch Stadium urinals. Centuries of historic brine.Is McGreevy upset we didn't have him on yesterday after six shutty in San Diego? Jets 'R Us. You seen the cost of jet fuel lately, Dog? Is McGreevy a time traveler? Sharon's takin' heat. Trying to get ahold of The Colonel.Still efforting a busy Gabe DeArmond. Audio of Chaim Bloom talking about his approach if the Cardinals are in the hunt approaching the trade deadline. The current number set for Cardinal win total. Don't say landscape, you pretentious ass. Work harder, or marry better. You belong to the public.Is this Fergie or BEP? Doug, do you want Larry Nickel or Dan Janson? Larry hasn't seen the Hulk Hogan documentary on Netflix yet. Debating the legitimacy of WWE officiating. Larry explains Danhausen to Doug. I'm still talking. Top 5 Country rankings.Joined by The Colonel Gabe DeArmond of Power Mizzou talking about what we know so far on the Ahmad Hardy situation. We may not even know about this if Mizzou hadn't put out a statement. Hardy in stable condition. The original statement had a much more serious tone to it. On the football side of things, Jamal Roberts slides to RB1 if Hardy can't play. Obviously the most important thing is that it sounds like Hardy is going to be ok. What does the Mizzou team look like without him?A beautiful return song about Festus. Doug doesn't get himself down to Festus enough. Nick Wright has takes on players bringing their children to press conferences after losses. You ever have cereal with water? Out on hot cereal, especially porridge. Maybe bring your dog up after the end of the season.Doug guessing MLB power rankings. Friend of the show Michael McGreevy checking in from Sacramento. What was the scene like pitching in front of family and friends in San Diego? Finding different ways to get people out when the velocity is down. Michael didn't seem to want to answer Martin's question on being familiar with opposing players' stats. A busy wedding weekend that golf didn't fit into. The team's thoughts on exceeding expectations. Questions and observations from the audience. Trying to coax McGreevy to The Dotem. Soft yes.Look Doug, it's Brody Hermann. Brody breaking down what he's seen out of the Cardinals team so far this year. Brody doesn't want the Blues trading any draft picks. Dylan Holloway's health. Brody's covering a lot of ground here. Mizzou football and the new offensive coordinator and quarterback.Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTDStumbles into music theme guy. Iggy Azalea. The new show: After Onboarding. Recreating the LSU mom GIF at The White House. Take care of the melanoma before you pop off. Dan Janson is on the phone lines and wants to talk about the major golf event going on this week. Not the PGA, not The Dotem, but the APGA. Congrats, Dan, for volunteering. We're gonna try again with Mike on the phone lines. Mike just wants to give some praise and reminisce on Producer Joe fighting at strip clubs.You just can't teach this. You either got it or you don't. We're gonna build on this money. Doug's already losing interest in fantasy baseball. Southside Seamen don't accept mediocrity. The secret to good sleep is nearly being dead.And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michael McGreevy joins the program live from Sacramento to talk about his career outing on Friday where he struck out 9 and went “6 shutty.” Mike recaps his start in his hometown in front of his family. McGreevy also talks about the team’s mindset as a whole, espically following the tough loss on Sunday. Will Mike be playing in the Dotem?  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gabe DeArmond joins us to talk about the latest with the Ahmad Hardy situation. Gabe talks about all that he knows with the shooting and how Ahmad is doing. Knowing that Ahmad will be okay, Gabe breaks down Missouri’s RB situation if Hardy is to miss the 2026 season.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-18:47). Stumbles into music theme guy. Iggy Azalea. The new show: After Onboarding. Recreating the LSU mom GIF at The White House. Take care of the melanoma before you pop off. Dan Janson is on the phone lines and wants to talk about the major golf event going on this week. Not the PGA, not The Dotem, but the APGA. Congrats, Dan, for volunteering. We're gonna try again with Mike on the phone lines. Mike just wants to give some praise and reminisce on Producer Joe fighting at strip clubs.(18:55-31:14). You just can't teach this. You either got it or you don't. We're gonna build on this money. Doug's already losing interest in fantasy baseball. Southside Seamen don't accept mediocrity. The secret to good sleep is nearly being dead.(31:24-33:23) And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-28:47) Doug guessing MLB power rankings. Friend of the show Michael McGreevy checking in from Sacramento. What was the scene like pitching in front of family and friends in San Diego? Finding different ways to get people out when the velocity is down. Michael didn't seem to want to answer Martin's question on being familiar with opposing players' stats. A busy wedding weekend that golf didn't fit into. The team's thoughts on exceeding expectations. Questions and observations from the audience. Trying to coax McGreevy to The Dotem. Soft yes.(28:55-44:30) Look Doug, it's Brody Hermann. Brody breaking down what he's seen out of the Cardinals team so far this year. Brody doesn't want the Blues trading any draft picks. Dylan Holloway's health. Brody's covering a lot of ground here. Mizzou football and the new offensive coordinator and quarterback.(44:40-57:05) Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTDSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-11:13) Is this Fergie or BEP? Doug, do you want Larry Nickel or Dan Janson? Larry hasn't seen the Hulk Hogan documentary on Netflix yet. Debating the legitimacy of WWE officiating. Larry explains Danhausen to Doug. I'm still talking. Top 5 Country rankings.(11:21-24:08) Joined by The Colonel Gabe DeArmond of Power Mizzou talking about what we know so far on the Ahmad Hardy situation. We may not even know about this if Mizzou hadn't put out a statement. Hardy in stable condition. The original statement had a much more serious tone to it. On the football side of things, Jamal Roberts slides to RB1 if Hardy can't play. Obviously the most important thing is that it sounds like Hardy is going to be ok. What does the Mizzou team look like without him?(24:18-36:17) A beautiful return song about Festus. Doug doesn't get himself down to Festus enough. Nick Wright has takes on players bringing their children to press conferences after losses. You ever have cereal with water? Out on hot cereal, especially porridge. Maybe bring your dog up after the end of the season.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-31:00) No obvious lede today. The news on Ahmad Hardy seemed to be more encouraging as the day went on yesterday. The cameras are fixed today. Call me insatiable again, see what happens. Cool For The Summer's wikipedia page is rich with text. Corbin got em. Expanding the Boi Empire. Pigeon Pie. Lousy with catchers. aTMA is an audio bake sale. McGreevy is gonna "try" to call in a 9. Old Busch Stadium urinals. Centuries of historic brine.(31:08-40:34) Is McGreevy upset we didn't have him on yesterday after six shutty in San Diego? Jets 'R Us. You seen the cost of jet fuel lately, Dog? Is McGreevy a time traveler? Sharon's takin' heat. Trying to get ahold of The Colonel.(40:44-58:17) Still efforting a busy Gabe DeArmond. Audio of Chaim Bloom talking about his approach if the Cardinals are in the hunt approaching the trade deadline. The current number set for Cardinal win total. Don't say landscape, you pretentious ass. Work harder, or marry better. You belong to the public.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we’re back... Doug vs. Jackson on toilet habits. ED pills. Iggy’s reads for Blu Chew. Are we an audio bake sale? Tim tells a story of golden showers. Iggy is trying to get cucked for his Patreon. Logistics talk. Iggy critiques The Roast of Kevin Hart. Iggy had the InstaCart girl come upstairs. The show becomes totally dedicated to that.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Something's wrong and I'm trying to fix it. How old is Matt Damon? Doug, wink twice if you're ok. Did you get to see The Devil Wears Prada 2 yet? You're kinda the hero, then. Brutal loss for the Cardinals yesterday in San Diego. Not a lot of hits given up in the four game series. Passing thru Sacramento. Jimmy Crooks hit home run number 12 this weekend. Gotta come up at some point.Oli Marmol post game talking about not being able to put much together offensively and loving that the team is pissed about not getting the sweep. Enough sports, talk french fries. If O'Brien gets that final strike yesterday, none of this is going on. McGreevy's TMA bump is real. Six shutty. Pork steak and broccoli salad. Still got Jordan Walker going for 80. Air tagging McGreevy. Minor leaguers hitting in spots where guys on the big league club aren't.Battlehawks win and Wemby's elbow. Doug got a poor night sleep last night. The Strode Program. Steve from Birmingham on the phone lines and wants to talk Jordan Walker. Ope, we lost Steve. Night, night Steve. Steve's finally back. Steve didn't have the grades to get into Auburn. And he doesn't like how Jordan Walker surrounds a fly ball. Steve's tired of the primadonnas. Steve gets Joe Buck's seal of approval. Acceptance rates in the SEC.Joined by voice of the Blues, Chris Kerber. Talking Springfield Thunderbirds. Steve Ott has the team playing well on this run. Who are the players to keep an eye on? Front office turning focus to the draft. Blues landing on the number eleven pick. Does Kerbs expect the Blues to try to move up?Breaking news as Mizzou has made a statement on Ahmad Hardy. Hardy was shot at a concert in Mississippi and is in stable condition after surgery. No timeline at the moment for a return to football activities.Solid weekend in San Diego despite the heartbreaker yesterday. Parts of the bullpen seeming to come together a bit. Giants coach Tony Vitello talking about the fans booing in San Francisco. Fuel on the fire for people who didn't like the Vitello hire.Some additional information on the Ahmad Hardy situation from Mississippi. Some encouraging news from Pete Thamel. Per source, Hardy is expected to play football again and he is conscious and moving about.Recapping what we know about the Ahmad Hardy situation at this point. Audio of the game typing homerun yesterday in San Diego. Doug didn't care for all the different streaming services the Cardinals were on over the weekend. Closing the loop on Jackson's lost wallet from Grove XXIII. Mr. Theatrics over here. A surprise hole. Tailing Tim pays dividends. Three straight Top 10s for Rickie Fowler. Dotem talk. Tim's dad may be on the outside looking in.The Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTDJames Carlton joins us in studio just in time for Joe Lunardi's first 76 team bracketology. Guess we're heading to Louisville. Doug's breaking out into hives. James rode in a Waymo. Golf chatter.Happy birthday, Breeny. Late night talk shows going by the wayside. The only constant is change. Jackson and Doug debate late night talk shows. Long form interviews. Podcasts on Netflix vs. YouTube. Doug's ready to concede that young people are stupid. Rank your Geres. Buy stock in Keke Palmer. Fun with Sacramento geography.And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris Kerber joins us to talk about all things Blues offseason and the run the Springfield Thunderbirds have been on. We talk about how that run can translate to success at the NHL level. We also talk the focuses of the Blues offseason and other big picture topics.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-18:24) James Carlton joins us in studio just in time for Joe Lunardi's first 76 team bracketology. Guess we're heading to Louisville. Doug's breaking out into hives. James rode in a Waymo. Golf chatter.(18:32-40:17) Happy birthday, Breeny. Late night talk shows going by the wayside. The only constant is change. Jackson and Doug debate late night talk shows. Long form interviews. Podcasts on Netflix vs. YouTube. Doug's ready to concede that young people are stupid. Rank your Geres. Buy stock in Keke Palmer. Fun with Sacramento geography.(40:27-49:44) And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-5:45) Some additional information on the Ahmad Hardy situation from Mississippi. Some encouraging news from Pete Thamel. Per source, Hardy is expected to play football again and he is conscious and moving about.(5:53-27:58) Recapping what we know about the Ahmad Hardy situation at this point. Audio of the game typing homerun yesterday in San Diego. Doug didn't care for all the different streaming services the Cardinals were on over the weekend. Closing the loop on Jackson's lost wallet from Grove XXIII. Mr. Theatrics over here. A surprise hole. Tailing Tim pays dividends. Three straight Top 10s for Rickie Fowler. Dotem talk. Tim's dad may be on the outside looking in.(28:08-36:26) The Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTDSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-12:46) Joined by voice of the Blues, Chris Kerber. Talking Springfield Thunderbirds. Steve Ott has the team playing well on this run. Who are the players to keep an eye on? Front office turning focus to the draft. Blues landing on the number eleven pick. Does Kerbs expect the Blues to try to move up?(12:54-17:51) Breaking news as Mizzou has made a statement on Ahmad Hardy. Hardy was shot at a concert in Mississippi and is in stable condition after surgery. No timeline at the moment for a return to football activities.(18:01-27:39) Solid weekend in San Diego despite the heartbreaker yesterday. Parts of the bullpen seeming to come together a bit. Giants coach Tony Vitello talking about the fans booing in San Francisco. Fuel on the fire for people who didn't like the Vitello hire.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-19:35) Something's wrong and I'm trying to fix it. How old is Matt Damon? Doug, wink twice if you're ok. Did you get to see The Devil Wears Prada 2 yet? You're kinda the hero, then. Brutal loss for the Cardinals yesterday in San Diego. Not a lot of hits given up in the four game series. Passing thru Sacramento. Jimmy Crooks hit home run number 12 this weekend. Gotta come up at some point.(19:43-44:11) Oli Marmol post game talking about not being able to put much together offensively and loving that the team is pissed about not getting the sweep. Enough sports, talk french fries. If O'Brien gets that final strike yesterday, none of this is going on. McGreevy's TMA bump is real. Six shutty. Pork steak and broccoli salad. Still got Jordan Walker going for 80. Air tagging McGreevy. Minor leaguers hitting in spots where guys on the big league club aren't.(44:21-1:11:10) Battlehawks win and Wemby's elbow. Doug got a poor night sleep last night. The Strode Program. Steve from Birmingham on the phone lines and wants to talk Jordan Walker. Ope, we lost Steve. Night, night Steve. Steve's finally back. Steve didn't have the grades to get into Auburn. And he doesn't like how Jordan Walker surrounds a fly ball. Steve's tired of the primadonnas. Steve gets Joe Buck's seal of approval. Acceptance rates in the SEC.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

News, notes, and nuggets interspersed. How 'bout them Redbirds. Playoff atmosphere in San Diego. Gorman put Doug to sleep. Audio of Masyn Winn's go ahead triple in the 7th. Cowboys sharing tent space. Might have a developing situation with Soriano. Tim & Friends. Norwiegans love Charlotte golf. Papers gets a haircut and mails it in. TALK CALDER CUP!! Power outage. One year since the foot rub. Wonderful little TV broadcast tip. Let's get Martin on the 'gram. TMA Las Vegas. Martin's CBC is showing. Mayors Bets.Walker with a pair of doubles last night and Summer '98 rolls on. No post game sound out there. MLB problem, not a Cardinal problem. Need a Cardinal Colonel. Caller Ellen on the beat.Audio of Derrick Goold talking about the energy around the team and whether it will translate to renewed fan engagement. Success of young guys like Walker and Wetherholt. Seems like the guys enjoy going to work. Before The Morning After. No Vaseline ft. Doug Vaughn.The kinda song that makes you feel alive. Daryl Dragon. You gotta feel the moment when playing drops. Warring Sharons. Just a week away from The Dotem. The origins of "Dotem." Danny Mac shouting out the Dotems. Frank taught Deke all the naughty stuff. LIsa Ann and Iggy. Chairman wrote Free Dotem on Pesky's Pole. Meat & Feta Guy.Party Man. Mt. Rushmore of Prince songs. Drops of the Week. Harvesting from all of our sources. Jimmy Crooks with home run number eleven. Who did the Swarm beat?Movie Boi's take on "Michael." Still needs to see The Devil Wears Prada 2. MJ and Bubbles playing Twister. The best St. Louis sports moments since the turn of the century. Audio of Pat Maroon talking about wanting to get Arber Xhekaj. Coach Spags. Audio of Derek Holland talking about watching the 2023 Rangers win the World Series and thinking about how he was supposed to have that in 2011. Reliving Game 6 of the 2011 World Series.Trying to go to a classic Vin Scully ship but those pesky ads. Vin Scully with the "Mound City" call. Vin always had time for a story. Doug doesn't like the nickname "Mound City." Vin Scully big timed Doug. Sharpie on Yogi Berra. Trash Mountain. Pant sizes.Doug might weigh people and check waist sizes at The Dotem. This Week In Baseball & The Baseball Bunch. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.Passive aggressive questions for Tim. Sometimes we're upside down towards the end of it.Hurry up and get your name changes in. You're special, we're all special. Big crowd at PetCo Park last night. Was somebody moaning there? Bullpen get 9 outs on 9 hitters. Playing good baseball against some good teams. Walker hot again after falling off a bit. Soriano might be the guy to add to Romero and O'Brien. Friend of the show, Michael McGreevy, gets the ball tonight. Turns out there IS a way to look it up. Who's made you laugh most in your entire life?An ominous return. Doug doesn't care about what the text inbox says. Nice going, Otter. Steve Ott was a world class pest. Audio from yesterday's BK & Ferrario dealing with texts meant for After The Morning After. Mt. Rushmore of rivers.And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-20:05) Hurry up and get your name changes in. You're special, we're all special. Big crowd at PetCo Park last night. Was somebody moaning there? Bullpen get 9 outs on 9 hitters. Playing good baseball against some good teams. Walker hot again after falling off a bit. Soriano might be the guy to add to Romero and O'Brien. Friend of the show, Michael McGreevy, gets the ball tonight. Turns out there IS a way to look it up. Who's made you laugh most in your entire life?(20:13-25:42) An ominous return. Doug doesn't care about what the text inbox says. Nice going, Otter. Steve Ott was a world class pest. Audio from yesterday's BK & Ferrario dealing with texts meant for After The Morning After. Mt. Rushmore of rivers.(25:52-28:02) And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(00:00-10:36) Trying to go to a classic Vin Scully ship but those pesky ads. Vin Scully with the "Mound City" call. Vin always had time for a story. Doug doesn't like the nickname "Mound City." Vin Scully big timed Doug. Sharpie on Yogi Berra. Trash Mountain. Pant sizes.(10:44-24:17) Doug might weigh people and check waist sizes at The Dotem. This Week In Baseball & The Baseball Bunch. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.(24:27-30:02) Passive aggressive questions for Tim. Sometimes we're upside down towards the end of it.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.