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I can't put too much in the description because I'll give away the plot, but Harry Jowsey's love notes are forever hilarious. Secondhand embarrassment is real:"You are gorgeousI love your laughI would drink your bathwaterYou’re an incredible motherYou make me want to be a cool dadYour body is sensationalLike this flower you stand out wherever you areI wanna eat your ___"Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Dom returns and he's so corny. The kissing challenge is back! So. Sexy. Jessica from Love is Blind is looking like a baddie, Harry Jowsey will laugh in your face when he dumps you, Stevan can get it, speaking of which, what pop star did he smash? What's on Harry's OnlyFans? Alara is one of my faves! Chris gives the best lap dance... We get into everythang!Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Episode 1 of Perfect Match season 2 was incredible. Harry Jowsey carried the season. Kaz is so sexy it hurts, and Micah tells everyone: "I'm cute, I'm nice, and I have a big butt" - if only that were true! Micah was just trying to become a meme y'all. Bryton doesn't think that yoga is exercise... we have some ignorant fools in the house and we are HERE FOR IT!Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Beyonce's Cecred haircare line is a great product. Rihanna has a new haircare line and I have no idea why. She also claims to be working on a ninth album. We've heard that before! If you like Rihanna's hair products, let me know because I'm skeptical. I think this is just a shameless money grab from one of my fave billionaires.Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
In 2021, Ben Affleck basically blamed Jennifer Garner for his alcoholism. He told Howard Stern he was so unhappy in his marriage to Garner that he would "drink a bottle of Scotch and fall asleep on the couch, which turned out not to be the solution." OUCH!!!!!!! Three years later, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have put their mega mansion up for sale because they're headed for divorce, allegedly. Jennifer Garner is living her best life right now. Anyone know why Affleck and codependent disaster Jennifer Lopez can't make it work?!?!?!Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Bravo's "The Valley" gave us high drama - cheating allegations, binge drinking, talks of ayahuasca, sex positions, children with special needs, postpartum depression, coparenting, separation, divorce and much more. Should Brittany Cartwright and Jason Cauchi, aka Jax Taylor, get a divorce? I give my two cents towards the beginning and end of this episode.Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
The black mute guy is not my vibe. He's sweet, but I need him off of my show. Franchesca is beautiful but boring. Queen Charlotte wears her most extravagant wig ever, and Colin has an aha moment about being a rake.This episode was supposed to have two proposals, but only one marriage proposal takes place. The proposal was beyond ghetto and followed a romantic speech about being in love. We're lost. Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Lord Debling wants what the heart wants, like Selena Gomez said. He's ready to make someone his wifey. Colin is figuring out who he wants as well, while Benedict Bridgerton is smitten with a sexy blonde baddie. I am ready for Benedict's story!Cressida really needs to find someone. Her family is pressuring her and she must feel like there are no other men in town except for a blonde man who wants someone else. The hot air balloon scene was as lame as Franchesca's love of silence. Colin is pressed! We love to see it.Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Colin is trying to help his good friend Penelope, but things take an embarrassing turn for Penelope. Meanwhile the Featherington sisters are incredibly stupid, but they give this series the lighthearted comedic relief it needs. Oh, and there are fireworks and butterflies. All it takes is a great kiss sometimes!Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Colin is back from spreading his seed all over Europe and he feels especially appreciative of Penelope's friendship. Colin is looking handsome, Penelope is beautiful and Kate and Anthony could get their own spinoff and we wouldn't be mad at it. We're here for this show and this season!Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Scheana Shay held nothing back on her "Scheananigans" podcast. She says that Vanderpump Rules creator and executive producer Alex Baskin told her that the first half of season 11 of VPR wasn't good and that the season may be cut short and the show will be canceled. That doesn't excuse any of Scheana (and especially Lala's) behavior at all. Scheana has always cared what people think way too much. Throwing her producer under the bus won't save her. Everyone hates Lala now. Lala and Scheana chose money over friendship. They should have generated a better story line to keep fans entertained. Hating on Ariana is not a good look, and it doesn't work! Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Producers finally got what they were trying to force out of Ariana during the season 11 finale of Vanderpump Rules. Ariana Madix cried hard about what Sandoval and Rachel are putting her through. I hope producers and Ratchel are happy - that's an intentional typo. Lala has turned off fans, Scheana is a pathetic pick me who must think Lala won't turn on her soon. Vanderpump Rules will be canceled or it will have a new cast next season. That's my prediction!Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Ashley Madison is a website for married people to meet and sleep with other married people. It's a genius idea, but everything changed for the company in 2015. I talk about what topics I wish the series had given us more background information and updates on. Overall, this is a must watch series as far as I'm concerned. Keep it away from your spouse though because the way how memberships at Ashley Madison have probably soared since this series was released?.... SMH.Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Is Donny able to get peace from Martha? Are his parents? Martha doesn't ever want to let him go. Richard Gadd has been through so much. This unpredictable series does not disappoint. I want more!Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Netflix's Baby Reindeer is so great, we couldn't skip talking about it even though our recaps are late to the party. Martha is jealous, unhinged and dangerous. Meanwhile Darrien is the absolute worst and I need to know who that man is IRL. IAdvertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Baby Reindeer has made Richard Gadd, writer and main actor, an A-list celebrity in the UK. Jessica Gunning, who plays Martha, is also brilliant. What a standout series on Netflix! Watch it now if you haven't already!Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Lala claims that Katie wanted to take away her ability to provide for her daughter Ocean. Lala also believes Ariana shouldn't have boundaries because she doesn't "understand" them. Schwartz praises his girlfriend and Jo cries about it. James attacks Tom Sandoval. Part 3 is going to be great! Jo thinks Aaron Rogers or John Mayer would date her. Please keep this woman off of our screens forever!Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Ariana didn't watch the season. Queen! Scheana should be concerned that Lala and Brock will have an affair. Ariana gets extremely physically uncomfortable whenever Rachel is brought up. Sandoval calls Rachel a coward, (alleged narcissists can't handle getting dumped), Lala continues to be wrong about everything/ doesn't know what grooming is. Lala fights with Katie. Does Lala have any fans left?Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Lala interrogates Ariana's boyfriend Dan in San Francisco because she is jealous and wants to hate him. Jo should hate Schwartz forever because now we all know how delusional and unhinged she is, Scheana picks Sandoval over Ariana's boundaries, and Ariana knows that Appleby's is better than hearing anything Sandoval has to say. Lala has a hypocritical rant at the end. Is she in therapy yet?!Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Tom Brady was on "The Pivot" podcast where he explained that he will not do another roast because it affected his kids and he wants to be a better parent moving forward. Sigh. Why do a roast if you can't take the heat?! No one feels bad for your kids Thomas.Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
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Aug 20th