Therapy Gecko

A firefighter explains how “existential spite” has driven him throughout his life so far. I’ve realized these descriptions don’t need to be that long. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode I sit in a room alone and talk to myself for like 90 minutes reading viewer emails and ranting. Those email topics include ayahuasca, fleshlights, scams, trees, crazy dreams, the elderly. Other things too. Viewer mail baby!!!!! Viewer mail!!!!!! Time to murder a table. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode I talked to a caller with an extremely interesting life. He makes $11000 metal cactuses, drives a hearse, sold his independently made horror movie to Shutter, plays competitive pinball, and is about to attend his first hearse convention. A truly enigmatic man. Then I rant to a caller about how the hell people manage to floss daily and talk to another caller in Canada about their desire to not have to ever talk to anyone. It’s time to make out with Indiana Jones. I am a gecko. Sorry. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller reflects on the effects his social masking has had on his life, how his mom stole $100k of Pokémon cards from him, how he got thru a rough divorce, and other things. He was a really interesting guy and it was a great call.  Afterwards I go on a very long Dave Ramsey-esque rant to an 18 year old about living at home to save money. I might go get really into darts. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I talked to a caller living in the Czech Republic for like over an hour and a half. The conversation felt like it evolved significantly into a lot of things. It started very meta and then we got into the idea of wasted time, why he became a dad at 21, differences between life in Europe vs life in the US, and other stuff. It was a really good conversation. I don’t know what else to tell you to convince you that it’s worth listening to. But it is. I promise. What else are u gonna do? U can even do something else while you listen to it. Tits. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tries to figure out if her friend’s husband stole her debit card, I talk to a crane operator about the future of the world, and the guy from a few episodes ago who went insane in Alaska calls back in and we talk about the philosophy of absurdism and try not to go insane again. There is a wet sock in the bathtub. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I really liked this episode. You should listen to it. A caller’s mother disapproves of her polyamorous lifestyle, a caller works with AI to keep a “weed journal”, and I talk with a caller about how to become better than everyone else. It is time. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode I read viewer emails while pondering and ranting. The ponder topics include thirst traps, finding shit on the side of the road, a flu fetish, and a lot of ranting about GTA 6. And other stuff. Pls listen. The tooth fairy is not real and an asshole. I am a gecko.  Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller explains how she was banned from Roblox at the age of 31, I try to convince an Australian man to call a lawyer instead of me, and a final caller lobotomizes too many mice. Do not eat the grass. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller from Denmark might open an exotic animal sanctuary, I give a caller $5 for no reason, and a final caller gets involved with a missing leg.  I burnt the cake. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I went out to talk to people at the park as a gecko. Those people include a traveling videographer who just returned from El Salvador, a guy who grew up in NYC during the 70s, a rap genius, a lady from Norway, and other interesting people that are alive. Pick that up. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller’s life is changed with the help of a plot of land, an ex-girlfriend, rave music, ketamine, and a Tinder superlike. Afterwards I catch up with a guy who came on stage as one of my favorite interviews from my Europe tour and a final caller destroys my optimism. I’m sure the landlord won’t mind if you put tacs in the wall. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller with no passions attempts to live a life that requires as little effort as possible, I talk to a med school graduate about robot doctors, and a final caller claims they can bench 540lbs but is definitely lying. It’s a left up ahead. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A zookeeper calls in to talk about her job, a caller tells me how having three kids changed him for the better, a caller idolizes Ozzy Osbourne, I talk to a caller about how energy drinks cure all of life’s ailments, and a final caller’s ex gets a concerning tattoo. If you’re reading this, congratulations. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Conversations with a caller who is currently stranded on a boat, a caller who overcame their agoraphobia and lives in a sick 3 bedroom trailer, and a final caller who beat a 4 year Benadryl addiction. It is time to eat an ant. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I recorded this episode in real life in Washington Square Park in NYC. It was sick. I talked to a guy who finally made his father proud, a guy who grew up living in a restaurant, an aspiring AI regulation lawyer, two friends who want to be influencers, a guitar company owner who gives me hope for the future, and many other cool people.  There is a copy of Spiderman 2 stuck in the DVD player. I am a gecko.  Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller and I talk about the beautiful redundancies of life, an Amazon driver is the best person I’ve ever met, and a caller from England talks about her online dating experience.I like your haircut. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells the story of moving in with a Tinder match after only 2 months, and how she helped him to reconnect with his mom after years of no contact.  Afterwards a rapper named Crazy wonders if he should quit his dreams and a final caller debates if he should become a Canadian citizen to chase a situationship.  Someone get me a Yoo-Hoo right now. This is a free ad for Yoo-Hoo. I fucking love Yoo-Hoo. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller is dropped by his family, we talk about how to deal with a lot of the crazy shit in life. Then a caller reminisces about the Boy Scouts, a caller is hesitant about moving abroad, and a final caller is Canadian as hell. After the callers, we have a little segment on the streets of Bangkok Thailand where we interview a server at a BBQ restaurant about his life. I think it’s pretty cool. If you want to watch the full thing you can do it here: https://youtu.be/3a6t6p6_fcY Thank you for hosting this dinner party. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller moves away from his home country in Poland to live a bohemian lifestyle in a cave on the Canary Islands. After that I talk to a film industry worker dealing with the uncertainty of his gig, and a caller and I discuss why 27 feels older than 31. It is time to take an Advil. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.